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HonestChieffan
03-26-2008, 11:54 AM
Yea its 3 AM and hes gonna answer the phone?

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/Wooddust/cid_008e01c88ee6c6dddc304001a8c0DFT.jpg

SBK
03-26-2008, 11:57 AM
Is this real?

HonestChieffan
03-26-2008, 11:58 AM
The danger of canned/press/photos for the file

chiefforlife
03-26-2008, 11:59 AM
Now that, is funny!ROFL

pikesome
03-26-2008, 11:59 AM
The danger of canned/press/photos for the file

+ the Internet. For the life of his political career people will be able to hunt this up and laugh at it.

patteeu
03-26-2008, 11:59 AM
LMAO

Adept Havelock
03-26-2008, 12:03 PM
Apparently it's a common problem with politicians.

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pikesome
03-26-2008, 12:04 PM
Apparently it's a common problem with politicians.

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ROFL

Exactly. This is what the Internet offers us.

Adept Havelock
03-26-2008, 12:05 PM
I think it's an early symptom of a terrible genetic defect:

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Bowser
03-26-2008, 12:05 PM
That settles it! I'm voting republican!

SBK
03-26-2008, 12:12 PM
I think it's probably either a joke Obama made, or it's a photoshop.

HonestChieffan
03-26-2008, 12:13 PM
hes a known jokster and real hoot when it comes to his image....

chiefforlife
03-26-2008, 12:15 PM
Which is worse?

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/u/K/bush_bookupsidedown.jpg

Messier
03-26-2008, 12:27 PM
Which is worse?

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/u/K/bush_bookupsidedown.jpg


Ding ding ding!

We have a winner.

Sully
03-26-2008, 12:30 PM
I think it's an early symptom of a terrible genetic defect:

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ROFL

"Maybe someday we can get married and you can go up on me."

Ultra Peanut
03-26-2008, 12:38 PM
Don't tell me you've never heard of the okey-doke.

HolmeZz
03-26-2008, 12:41 PM
I love that episode of Beakman's World where he teaches us how telephones work.

Ultra Peanut
03-26-2008, 12:45 PM
IMAO: The Most Trusted Name in News!

In My World: Answering the Phone
Posted by Frank J. at 11:23 AM

President Bush was woken by the phone ringing. "What time is it?" He glanced at the clock: 3 A.M. "Oh... come on..." He picked up the phone. "Do you have any idea what time it is?"

"Sir, this is Secretary Gates. We have--"

"3 A.M., Robby. Can't this wait until morning?"
"Do you have any idea what time it is?"
"Sir, we are on the verge of--"

"I'm a busy man, you know. I have stuff to do in the morning."

"Sir, this is very important. India and Pakistan are on the verge of having a nuclear exchange."

Bush was quiet for a moment. "Wow. Really? ...You really thought that was something worth waking me up at some ungodly hour? How in the world does that affect us?"

"We are talking about--"

"And what do you expect me to do, anyway? I'm not Superman; I can't just fly over there and grab the missiles out of the air. Did you get the presidential phone mixed up with your Superman signal watch, Dick Grayson?"

"I think you mean Jimmy Olsen, sir."

"It's too early in the morning for me to keep secondary comic book characters straight!"

"Honey?" Laura asked, half asleep. "Is it something important?"

"No," Bush answered her and put the phone back to his ear. "Why are they even doing this now? Doesn't India and Pakistan know what time it is? Don't they have to sleep?"

"It's a different time there, sir."

"Huh?"

"It's not the same time there as it is here?"

"What? Now time travel is involved? It's way to early in the morning for me to be dealing with this crap."

"Sir, a nuclear exchange is an unprecedented incident. This is a world changing event, and we will need you to lead."

Bush sighed. "Fine." He started to get out of bed.

"Ha! I punked you!" Gates said.

"Oh, man..."

"Yeah, there's nothing happening. I just felt like pulling a prank on you."

Bush laughed. "You got me. That's like the third time this week, you rascal." Bush hung up the phone and laid back in bed. "My staff is wacky."

Donger
03-26-2008, 12:58 PM
Which is worse?

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/u/K/bush_bookupsidedown.jpg

You do know that's fake, yes? Like I'm sure the Obama picture is.

chiefforlife
03-26-2008, 01:11 PM
You do know that's fake, yes? Like I'm sure the Obama picture is.

No, is it?
How about this one?

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/M/L/bush_binoculars.jpg

memyselfI
03-26-2008, 01:18 PM
OMG. ROFL

Donger
03-26-2008, 01:21 PM
No, is it?
How about this one?

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/M/L/bush_binoculars.jpg

Yes, it is fake: http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp

The one with Bush looking through the binocs is real, but he quickly realized it and removed the caps: http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/binoculars.asp

Donger
03-26-2008, 01:22 PM
Here:

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HonestChieffan
03-26-2008, 01:25 PM
Jeeze Donger. Pretty pointless picture now.

chiefforlife
03-26-2008, 01:26 PM
Here:

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How do we know thats not photo shopped?

Donger
03-26-2008, 01:28 PM
How do we know thats not photo shopped?

How do we know that we really landed on the Moon?

chiefforlife
03-26-2008, 01:29 PM
How do we know that we really landed on the Moon?

We dont...

You do know this is just humor, yes?

HonestChieffan
03-26-2008, 01:29 PM
How do we know that we really landed on the Moon?

Is there really a moon at all?