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MIAdragon
03-27-2008, 09:57 AM
We had a few couples over several nights ago and the topic of how great it is for women having the ability of “faking” in bed undetected. I told her I hated to rain on her parade but men can and DO fake it also. (Those late night multiple round romps can be quite draining or if the game is coming on it becomes quite handy.) My wife called BS, so the next step was to put here to the test that was completed last night. After I finished I asked her real or fake. She was 1-4. So who here employs the male “fake”?

blueballs
03-27-2008, 10:00 AM
not all of us can fake an erection

ChiefButthurt
03-27-2008, 10:02 AM
Quit acting like a girl.

philfree
03-27-2008, 10:05 AM
I've faked once im my life and that's it. If you're really any good at what you do you should be able to orgasm on demand. You should be able to make it last or you should like Larry The Cable Guy and just git'er done!

PhilFree:arrow:

ChiefsFire
03-27-2008, 10:06 AM
So what do you do?...pull out and spit on her back?

Sure-Oz
03-27-2008, 10:11 AM
never had to fake and neither has she

crazycoffey
03-27-2008, 10:13 AM
So what do you do?...pull out and spit on her back?

So, is that like a half houdini?

I actually did once, with an ex wife - She was a military F "do it this way, do this now, more to the left" and one night during a second or third round it was really turning me off, so I just acted like I went.

She said it didn't seem like much "stuff" came out, I just said we used it all up earlier.....

Iowanian
03-27-2008, 10:19 AM
She'll know.

You'll get busted when the cape falls off after you superman that hoe...

Maybe you should just start f@cking for distance instead of speed, there Carl Lewis.

StcChief
03-27-2008, 10:21 AM
Just keep the Elmer's glue bottle handy

eazyb81
03-27-2008, 10:22 AM
What's the point of faking? If you don't feel like messing around, then don't.

Who wears the pants in your relationship? :hmmm:

Pestilence
03-27-2008, 10:28 AM
never had to fake and neither has she

Same here.

Pestilence
03-27-2008, 10:29 AM
Exactly how do you fake it without any fluid? You aren't peeing in her are you?

DeezNutz
03-27-2008, 10:30 AM
What's the point of faking?

Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep. /Kramer/

The Rick
03-27-2008, 10:31 AM
I don't think either of us has ever faked it, or had the need to fake it...

Bowser
03-27-2008, 10:33 AM
You should have incorporated if men are faking thinking of her at that moment.

Sure-Oz
03-27-2008, 10:34 AM
Exactly how do you fake it without any fluid? You aren't peeing in her are you?

He's R.kelly'ing her

crazycoffey
03-27-2008, 10:40 AM
Exactly how do you fake it without any fluid? You aren't peeing in her are you?


only in her butt....

tooge
03-27-2008, 10:43 AM
I have faked actually giving a rats arse about the chick I am banging. Does that count?

ChiTown
03-27-2008, 10:46 AM
So what do you do?...pull out and spit on her back?

:LOL:

DTLB58
03-27-2008, 12:04 PM
Quit acting like a girl.

ROFL

R&GHomer
03-27-2008, 12:07 PM
I'll admit it. I have at least once that I can remember and it was only because she was really in the mood and I was stressed out. Took care of her, and then faked it so I wouldn't make her feel bad.

Iowanian
03-27-2008, 12:10 PM
If you have to fake it too often....maybe you should have her gorilla glue that bass mouth shut at the bottom...a home-husband stitch.

Radar Chief
03-27-2008, 12:23 PM
If you have to fake it too often....maybe you should have her gorilla glue that bass mouth shut at the bottom...a home-husband stitch.

:LOL: That or flip her over and pop it in her sewer, if it’s any tighter.

SBK
03-27-2008, 12:26 PM
I have found that faking would be impossible. I don't have the endurance to last that long.

BucEyedPea
03-27-2008, 12:26 PM
Never faked it. If a woman has to, it's usually the man.

Sure-Oz
03-27-2008, 12:27 PM
If you need to fake it why not get her some ky to rub up in there, if you can't get off with that then somethings wrong

Lonewolf Ed
03-27-2008, 12:29 PM
Never faked it. If a woman has to, it's usually the man.

I always ignore her first one in case she is faking for whatever silly reason. If she fakes it more than once per session, though, she doesn't deserve any real ones.

BucEyedPea
03-27-2008, 12:32 PM
I always ignore her first one in case she is faking for whatever silly reason. If she fakes it more than once per session, though, she doesn't deserve any real ones.

She'll have to know what a real one is first, to fake it. Otherwise, we're lost.

vailpass
03-27-2008, 12:33 PM
Man's question: How do you make a woman come?

vailpass
03-27-2008, 12:33 PM
Man's answer: Who cares?

vailpass
03-27-2008, 12:33 PM
Just kidding BEP, just kidding.

Mr. Plow
03-27-2008, 12:41 PM
Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep. /Kramer/


that was the first thing that popped into my head. ROFL

BucEyedPea
03-27-2008, 12:42 PM
Just kidding BEP, just kidding.

Nuh uh! You proved my point.:D

Mr. Plow
03-27-2008, 12:42 PM
It's hard to fake it that fast. I mean I've only got 30 seconds or so.

a1na2
03-27-2008, 12:56 PM
You guys have got to find something better to discuss here.

This sounds like discussions you'd expect to hear in a girls locker room.

booger
03-27-2008, 01:00 PM
How does Goatse fake his mangasms?











He tosses a warm cup of yogurt on Nick's back.

crazycoffey
03-27-2008, 01:14 PM
Never faked it. If a woman has to, it's usually the man.


It's impossible for a "gusher" girl to fake it, or so I've recently learned....

alpha_omega
03-27-2008, 01:16 PM
Huh?

crazycoffey
03-27-2008, 01:19 PM
Huh?


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=180684

DaFace
03-27-2008, 01:21 PM
What's the point?

keg in kc
03-27-2008, 01:34 PM
I'd have to have it to fake it.

Demonpenz
03-27-2008, 01:37 PM
Ok I knew of a guy who knew of a guy that kind of sober'd up during it and didn't want to chance a preggers crazy girl. Instead of pulling out he didn't want his scanlon sailors anywhere near her breeding seashore

Pestilence
03-27-2008, 01:51 PM
If she's faking multiples......then she's got way too much time on her hands.

Iowanian
03-27-2008, 02:19 PM
Never faked it. If a woman has to, it's usually the man.


Thats not true. There are a lot of frigid women out there who can't even get themselves off.

I'm sure an old pro like you never has an issue with men faking....or they get a refund.

Pestilence
03-27-2008, 02:30 PM
Thats not true. There are a lot of frigid women out there who can't even get themselves off.

I'm sure an old pro like you never has an issue with men faking....or they get a refund.

ROFL:shake:ROFL

Donger
03-27-2008, 03:30 PM
Fakes what? Orgasm?

CoMoChief
03-27-2008, 03:48 PM
I faked it a few times because I was drunk and I wanted to pass out.

Iowanian
03-27-2008, 03:48 PM
I admit...its a combover.

I fake it on occasion. I fake that I'm listening when I'm not, I fake that I'm sorry, when I'm not, I fake that I'm concerned about the coworker drama, when I'm not...I fake that I care what happens on ER...well, no I don't do that....but as far as faking my favorite part of sex.....thats re-cockulous.

Deberg_1990
03-27-2008, 03:59 PM
WHy would a guy ever want to fake it??

The girl must have been really bad..

StcChief
03-27-2008, 04:21 PM
Fakes what? Orgasm?
yeah good luck with that unless you dried up.

tjhey don't call it sleeping on the wet spot for nothing.

Mr. Plow
03-27-2008, 08:20 PM
WHy would a guy ever want to fake it??

The girl must have been really bad..


After thinking about this a bit, I can agree. Unless you are going at it for 4 hours - I've only been there once - there's really no reason to.

DJJasonp
03-27-2008, 09:03 PM
I faked it a few times because I was drunk and I wanted to pass out.

Agreed....I've been on round 2 or 3 on a heavy binge-drinking night....and knew there was no way in hell the "money shot" was going to happen.

So yep....it was either that, or puke from exhaustion.

Fruit Ninja
03-27-2008, 09:20 PM
back in 2001 i had to take some medication that just wouldnt let me get over the hump. I told my GF at the time. I give up, i cant do it. haha

Phobia
03-27-2008, 09:52 PM
I've faked it a few times - sometimes she's just too tired or sore to continue but doesn't want to leave me hanging.

KCChiefsMan
03-27-2008, 09:54 PM
no comment

Guru
03-27-2008, 10:00 PM
back in 2001 i had to take some medication that just wouldnt let me get over the hump. I told my GF at the time. I give up, i cant do it. haha

OK, your choice of words was spot on.