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cmh6476
04-01-2008, 11:00 AM
The Miami Dolphins finally resolved the lingering status of Jason Taylor today, by trading him to the San Francisco 49ers for a first and third round pick. The picks (29th and 70th overall) give the Dolphins a smattering of picks in this year's draft. Miami's new Executive Vice President of Football Operations, Bill Parcells, now owns the 1st, 29th, 32nd, 58th, 64th and 70th picks of the NFL draft.

http://miamijournal.problitz.com/sports/dolphins/20080401-Taylor-Trade.html

Brock
04-01-2008, 11:03 AM
Wow, unbelievable that someone would give up that much for him.

cmh6476
04-01-2008, 11:03 AM
does the fact that miami now has that 29th effect what we're looking at with our 2nd?

cmh6476
04-01-2008, 11:03 AM
Wow, unbelievable that someone would give up that much for him.

yeah, doesnt appear to be an april fool's gag either...

Brock
04-01-2008, 11:04 AM
does the fact that miami now has that 29th effect what we're looking at with our 2nd?

For sure. Parcells probably just screwed us over pretty good.

Pestilence
04-01-2008, 11:04 AM
Where does he fit in a 3-4 defense?

ChiefsFan4Life
04-01-2008, 11:04 AM
Uh, it's April Fools guys

RustShack
04-01-2008, 11:05 AM
Thats a lot for a year or two of service...

ChiefsFan4Life
04-01-2008, 11:05 AM
Thats a lot for a year or two of service...

It is an APRIL FOOLS JOKE

stlchiefs
04-01-2008, 11:06 AM
I call bs

Pestilence
04-01-2008, 11:07 AM
This April Fools story has been brought to you by 49erswebzone.com. If you have read this far, you probably already figured that out.

It's at the bottom of the page.

beach tribe
04-01-2008, 11:07 AM
49ers=Retarded

ChiefsFan4Life
04-01-2008, 11:07 AM
It is written in the article that it is an April Fools joke:

Look at the bottom of the article:

This April Fools story has been brought to you by 49erswebzone.com. If you have read this far, you probably already figured that out.

cmh6476
04-01-2008, 11:07 AM
This April Fools story has been brought to you by 49erswebzone.com. If you have read this far, you probably already figured that out.

It's at the bottom of the page.
whoops :)

Brock
04-01-2008, 11:08 AM
I want to kill people who think April Fool's jokes are funny.

RustShack
04-01-2008, 11:09 AM
I want to kill people who think April Fool's jokes are funny.

April Fools! ... right?

cmh6476
04-01-2008, 11:09 AM
i fixed the title, sorry.

Yeah, pretty lame.

ChiefsFan4Life
04-01-2008, 11:09 AM
I want to kill people who think April Fool's jokes are funny.

What's more amazing is the number of people that FALL FOR THEM

If there's even anything questionable and you know it's April 1st, is it that hard to put together?

Demonpenz
04-01-2008, 11:10 AM
I admit I laughed haha

Demonpenz
04-01-2008, 11:10 AM
What's more amazing is the number of people that FALL FOR THEM

If there's even anything questionable and you know it's April 1st, is it that hard to put together?

it's hard because you figure adults would have something better to do. Guess not

Frazod
04-01-2008, 11:11 AM
I want to kill people who think April Fool's jokes are funny.

I like to pull April Fools gags on April 2. That really f#cks people up. :D

huskerdooz
04-01-2008, 11:11 AM
yeah, doesnt appear to be an april fool's gag either...

After reading the rest of the article I'm not so sure.

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Hoover
04-01-2008, 11:11 AM
Why would the 9ers give up so much?






















I know I know

Frankie
04-01-2008, 11:30 AM
Uh, it's April Fools guys

Yep, Niners don't even have a 1st.

OnTheWarpath58
04-01-2008, 11:31 AM
Yep, Niners don't even have a 1st.

Uh, yeah, they do.

http://www.nfl.com/draft


1 Miami Dolphins
2 St. Louis Rams
3 Atlanta Falcons
4 Oakland Raiders
5 Kansas City Chiefs
6 New York Jets
7 New England Patriots
8 Baltimore Ravens
9 Cincinnati Bengals
10 New Orleans Saints
11 Buffalo Bills
12 Denver Broncos
13 Carolina Panthers
14 Chicago Bears
15 Detroit Lions
16 Arizona Cardinals
17 Minnesota Vikings
18 Houston Texans
19 Philadelphia Eagles
20 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
21 Washington Redskins
22 Dallas Cowboys
23 Pittsburgh Steelers
24 Tennessee Titans
25 Seattle Seahawks
26 Jacksonville Jaguars
27 San Diego Chargers
28 Dallas Cowboys
29 San Francisco 49ers
30 Green Bay Packers
31 New York Giants

Phobia
04-01-2008, 11:39 AM
Uh, yeah, they do.

http://www.nfl.com/draft
I thought they gave that to Miami.

OnTheWarpath58
04-01-2008, 11:41 AM
I thought they gave that to Miami.

ROFL