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alanm
04-01-2008, 01:30 PM
March 31 at 11:31AM
Barack Obama Shames America at Bowling Alley

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser (http://www.indecision2008.com/blog.jhtml?c=ts&loc=post&term=CubbyChaser&searchType=author)

http://www.indecision2008.com/images/shows/indecision2008/candidates/img-barackobama20.jpgBarack Obama -- for no particular reason whatsoever, not for an awkward opportunity or anything, I mean -- decided, just of his own free will, to go bowling in Altoona, PA (http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/03/30/842513.aspx) -- where there might maybe be a really important primary coming up soon -- over the weekend for some reason.

And, I'll tell you, Obama may have been compared on several occasions to great Americans like Martin Luther King, John F. Kennedy and Ronald Reagan, but it doesn't seem like he'll be compared to Johnny Petraglia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Petraglia) anytime soon..."I haven't bowled in 30 years," Obama declared before putting on size 13 1/2 shoes. Casey joined in, and the two rolled. Casey's ball went into the left gutter; Obama's rolled into the right. And so it went, though the locals didn't seem to mind the poor performance...No, because clearly they could tell that these millionaire politicians were spending time with them strictly for the sheer love of bowling. And I'm sure they realized that they were just rusty and would be improving as they night wore on. And Casey's performance did improve.

And Obama's?Obama's balls on the on the other hand meandered their way into the gutter time and time again.Well, I guess we can add Bill Clinton to that list of people he's been compared to."My economic plan is better than my bowling!" Obama declared at one point to the crowd that had gathered around the lane, growing with each frame as patrons texted and called friends and family to see the political spectacle.Well, I should hope so. Sounds like George Bush's economic plan is better than Obama's bowling.

http://www.indecision2008.com/blog.jhtml?c=v&m=105248

ROFLROFL:spock:ROFL

alanm
04-01-2008, 01:31 PM
BTW He bowled a 37 :eek:

Sully
04-01-2008, 01:33 PM
Aww Jesus.
I gotta rethink things...seriously.

Bowser
04-01-2008, 01:34 PM
Did he bowl as well as Dubs pitches?

StcChief
04-01-2008, 01:34 PM
Suprised his ball didn't jump out and go to the LEFT .

alanm
04-01-2008, 01:36 PM
Did he bowl as well as Dubs pitches?
Not even close. :)

alanm
04-01-2008, 01:37 PM
Aww Jesus.
I gotta rethink things...seriously.Nah.. Just keep him out of bowling alleys from now on.

Sully
04-01-2008, 01:38 PM
Nah.. Just keep him out of bowling alleys from now on.

But it's a BLACK ball knocking down WHITE pins!!!!
HE HATES WHITE PEOPLE!!!! Don't you understand the CODE!!!!!

Bowser
04-01-2008, 01:42 PM
But it's a BLACK ball knocking down WHITE pins!!!!
HE HATES WHITE PEOPLE!!!! Don't you understand the CODE!!!!!

This pic of Obama was snapped as he was exiting the bowling alley....

HonestChieffan
04-01-2008, 01:53 PM
Bowling is a racialy slanted game that Black folks cannot win. They should get extra free points just for trying and they can keep the shoes.

HolmeZz
04-01-2008, 02:09 PM
F*ck bowling. We go play hoop.

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beer bacon
04-01-2008, 07:19 PM
Barry spends his free time dropping jays and dunking all over fools. He is going to get the NC vote by coming off the bench against KU and putting up a triple-double.

Thig Lyfe
04-01-2008, 07:22 PM
I'd rather have a prez who can go play hoop than one who can bowl, anyway.

Rain Man
04-01-2008, 07:56 PM
BTW He bowled a 37 :eek:

How is such a thing even possible? You'd think that a few would accidentally roll down and hit something.

BigOlChiefsfan
04-01-2008, 08:13 PM
So long as he don't roll on Shabbos, he's cool with me.

a1na2
04-01-2008, 09:05 PM
I'd rather have a prez who can go play hoop than one who can bowl, anyway.

Challenge him to a game of 1 on 1. I bet he can't do the roundball either.

HolmeZz
04-01-2008, 11:10 PM
Challenge him to a game of 1 on 1. I bet he can't do the roundball either.

Watch the video I just posted in this thread then.

Thig Lyfe
04-01-2008, 11:16 PM
Watch the video I just posted in this thread then.

And for the record, bowling uses a round ball, too.