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Braincase
04-12-2008, 11:01 AM
"Friends, this is former President Bill Clinton, and I need your help in solving a problem that effects millions of housewives not only here in the United States, but in most industrialized nations in the world. This disorder is creating stress in families, and is adversely effecting marriages. In some cases, it may very well be leading to infidelity and domestic abuse. Friends, I'm talking about PMGRD... Post-Marital Gag Reflex Disorder. Only through your support of this vital ersearch can we come together and find a cure for this condition. I, along with my co-spokesman, former New York Governor Elliott Spitzer, need your help..."

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-12-2008, 12:36 PM
I'd be willing to donate my wife for research.

kstater
04-12-2008, 12:41 PM
I'd be willing to donate my wife for research.

So...you want your wife to practice getting rid of PMGRD with researchers?

Bowser
04-12-2008, 12:42 PM
My wife is allergic to penis. She told me so.

Braincase
04-12-2008, 12:43 PM
So...you want your wife to practice getting rid of PMGRD with researchers?

Just let me know when they have a cure. When Bill declares that Hillary is cured, I figure my wife can be a part of the field study... with me as a volunteer.

morphius
04-12-2008, 04:33 PM
How about Female Bi-polar disorder

Braincase
04-12-2008, 09:23 PM
"This is James Woods, hoping you'll support our search for a cure... a cure for CBS... Crazy Bitch Syndrome..."

Psyko Tek
04-12-2008, 10:57 PM
How about Female Bi-polar disorder

think that's also called a vagina