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Ultra Peanut
04-14-2008, 09:21 PM
A terrible, terrible movie that I've already seen or is available on Google Video.

Bearcat
04-14-2008, 09:23 PM
Biodome.

Donger
04-14-2008, 09:24 PM
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

Deberg_1990
04-14-2008, 09:24 PM
Biodome.

basically anything from the Pauly Shore catalog.

alanm
04-14-2008, 09:25 PM
Remo Williams: The Adventure BeginsActually I kinda liked that one.

mikeyis4dcats.
04-14-2008, 09:28 PM
NOTHING

Bearcat
04-14-2008, 09:28 PM
Eyes Wide Shut

mikeyis4dcats.
04-14-2008, 09:28 PM
BUT

mikeyis4dcats.
04-14-2008, 09:28 PM
TROUBLE

Chief Wiggum
04-14-2008, 09:28 PM
Driving Miss Daisy. Easily the worst movie ever.

In Soviet Russia, Daisy drives you!

Ultra Peanut
04-14-2008, 09:29 PM
Biodome.DOYLE DOYLE DOYLE OF THE JUNGLE

Some girl in class was singing that once and I didn't realize until like eight years later that it was from Bio-Dome. I lost a lot of respect for someone I hadn't seen in eight years that day.

mikeyis4dcats.
04-14-2008, 09:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIXd_vCStzA

Ultra Peanut
04-14-2008, 09:34 PM
I just don't see what you're getting at, mikey.

OH MY ****ING GOD

Bearcat
04-14-2008, 09:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIXd_vCStzA

Winner.




Wow, I've never been so lost and dumbfounded after a trailer in my life.

mikeyis4dcats.
04-14-2008, 09:36 PM
I just don't see what you're getting at, mikey.

you ever see Nothing But Trouble? Man...I'd sooner have give in and have gay sex with smallcockchief than watch that movie again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpqqobnDqGM&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6maG9OMyPXM&feature=related

Taco John
04-14-2008, 09:37 PM
The Last Mimzy

Third Eye
04-14-2008, 09:38 PM
Biodome.
It may be a bad movie, but it had some good music. For some reason the soundtrack doesn't have some of the best music, notably Faith No More and Tenacious D.

mikeyis4dcats.
04-14-2008, 09:42 PM
Winner.




Wow, I've never been so lost and dumbfounded after a trailer in my life.

and i can't even find a clip of the WORST part...

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-14-2008, 09:45 PM
Kuffs

JohnnyV13
04-14-2008, 09:46 PM
I have thankfully blocked most of that movie (nothing but trouble) from my memory. The ONLY worthwhile part was demi moore's voice. Even her in that white dress was f'ed up by that mushroom head haircut.

mikeyis4dcats.
04-14-2008, 09:48 PM
I have thankfully blocked most of that movie (nothing but trouble) from my memory. The ONLY worthwhile part was demi moore's voice. Even her in that white dress was f'ed up by that mushroom head haircut.

the mutant junkyard babies...dear GOD...the mutant junkyard babies...

how could such an (at the time) A-List cast suck so bad?

Ultra Peanut
04-14-2008, 09:53 PM
you ever see Nothing But Trouble? Man...I'd sooner have give in and have gay sex with smallcockchief than watch that movie again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpqqobnDqGM&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6maG9OMyPXM&feature=relatedWHY WAS THIS MADE?

mikeyis4dcats.
04-14-2008, 09:55 PM
WHY WAS THIS MADE?

I GUARANTEE that ****er Rick Astley had something to do with it.

http://nothingtoxic.com/media/1207265819/Crazy_Man_Rick_Rolls_the_Psychotic_Westboro_Baptists

88TG88
04-14-2008, 09:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzI-ZbcK_sw
:doh!:

Tribal Warfare
04-14-2008, 09:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIXd_vCStzA



Actually, I liked that movie and you got a chance to see a young Tupac Shakur in the Digital Underground

mikeyis4dcats.
04-14-2008, 09:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzI-ZbcK_sw
:doh!:

LOL...I actually liked tht movie....mostly for Lea, but Howie was cute.

mikeyis4dcats.
04-14-2008, 09:58 PM
Actually, I liked that movie and you got a chance to see a young Tupac Shakur in the Digital Underground

you sick, sick mother****er.

is there a doctor in the house?

Tribal Warfare
04-14-2008, 10:00 PM
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I got you all trumped :fire:

DJJasonp
04-14-2008, 10:02 PM
original sin with Antonio Banderas and Angelina Jolie...horrible.

I also walked out of the latest Ben Stiller movie...Heartbreak Kid....sorry movie.

QuikSsurfer
04-14-2008, 10:03 PM
It's Pat
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/25/A70-12682

Fezzic
04-14-2008, 10:05 PM
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3466199321/

HOOOOOOORRRRRRIBLE

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi4088725785/

mikeyis4dcats.
04-14-2008, 10:06 PM
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I got you all trumped :fire:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1033647-nothing_but_trouble/

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/troll/

read it and weep.

I WILL give you props for Sonny Bono though...

DJJasonp
04-14-2008, 10:07 PM
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3466199321/

HOOOOOOORRRRRRIBLE

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi4088725785/

I can still hear the techno blazing.....MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

cdcox
04-14-2008, 10:11 PM
I own Nothing But Trouble. My favorite terrible, twisted movie of all time.

QuikSsurfer
04-14-2008, 10:13 PM
No one mentioned Freddy Got Fingered :)
Thanks Walmart $5 bin

Adept Havelock
04-14-2008, 10:16 PM
Megaforce.

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I own Nothing But Trouble. My favorite terrible, twisted movie of all time.


Glad to know I'm not alone. Not my favorite, but close.

mikeyis4dcats.
04-14-2008, 10:17 PM
I own Nothing But Trouble. My favorite terrible, twisted movie of all time.

dude...you've got to get us a cap of the junkyard babies...

phisherman
04-14-2008, 10:17 PM
cannibal holocaust, hands down, no question. and not only is it a POS, it's a super gory and disgusting POS.

i just watched it on google videos this morning.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1914557757025169478

Adept Havelock
04-14-2008, 10:18 PM
Or perhaps "Hooper":

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DJJasonp
04-14-2008, 10:18 PM
Here's another...

Crank....with the guy who was brilliant in Lock, Stock, and 2 smoking barrels (Jason Statham).

For those that havent seen it.....he's induced with a drug and has 24 hours to live....but to keep from slipping off into sleep/death, he has to continue to do things to increase his adrenaline....so at one point, they do a scene that may be one of the most ridiculous moments in cinematic history....

With his girlfriend in tow in chinatown....in the middle of a town square, he gets her to agree to have sex with him....in front of about 100 or so people...with a bus load of asian school girls watching taking photos, etc.

It was the most ridiculously sad thing I've ever seen in film....

bowener
04-14-2008, 10:19 PM
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SLAG
04-14-2008, 10:21 PM
I like Nothing But Trobule

I liked MK1 not MK2

I liked Crank

but I cant believe no one has yet said the worst thing EVER!!

that is


The Star Wars Christmas Special

That made me want to dig my eyes out with sporks

QuikSsurfer
04-14-2008, 10:22 PM
I loved Little Shop of Horrors when I was a kid.

bowener
04-14-2008, 10:23 PM
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ZootedGranny
04-14-2008, 10:24 PM
Do yourself a favor and check out Breathing Fire.

This fight scene is actually one of the least absurd things from the movie.

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DJJasonp
04-14-2008, 10:24 PM
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I liked Face Off for the cinematography (john woo, right??).

bowener
04-14-2008, 10:25 PM
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Bearcat
04-14-2008, 10:26 PM
No one mentioned Freddy Got Fingered :)
Thanks Walmart $5 bin

Tom Green is living proof that the world is filled with decent people. If it were not, he would at the very least be punched in the face several times a day, and at most would have been bludgeoned to death long before his 15 minutes was finished.

DJJasonp
04-14-2008, 10:29 PM
Tom Green is living proof that the world is filled with decent people. If it were not, he would at the very least be punched in the face several times a day, and at most would have been bludgeoned to death long before his 15 minutes was finished.

Although......he had his moments in Road Trip! (I watched it again last night....a worthy comedy) :)

bowener
04-14-2008, 10:29 PM
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bowener
04-14-2008, 10:30 PM
why god, why?
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DJJasonp
04-14-2008, 10:31 PM
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Ashamed to say....there was a time I thought she was hot (Point Break).

(and dont anyone dare mention Point Break as a bad movie!!!! :) )

I AM AN FBI AGENT!!!!!

QuikSsurfer
04-14-2008, 10:31 PM
Although......he had his moments in Road Trip! (I watched it again last night....a worthy comedy) :)

Love it when he makes out with the prospective student's mom

cdcox
04-14-2008, 10:31 PM
dude...you've got to get us a cap of the junkyard babies...

Don't have video capture technology. Googled and googled, but couldn't find it. However, I think the penis nose that Akroyd wore was at least as disturbing.

DJJasonp
04-14-2008, 10:33 PM
Love it when he makes out with the prospective student's mom

and the son (with braces) is crying out "MOM?????"

bowener
04-14-2008, 10:33 PM
Ashamed to say....there was a time I thought she was hot (Point Break).

(and dont anyone dare mention Point Break as a bad movie!!!! :) )

I AM AN FBI AGENT!!!!!

Id ****er her in point break or in tank girl. I dig the punk chics man.

88TG88
04-14-2008, 10:33 PM
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you win

banyon
04-14-2008, 10:34 PM
This is the worst movie I've ever seen, so enjoy:

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Deberg_1990
04-14-2008, 10:46 PM
Ride Postman RIDE!!!!!

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QuikSsurfer
04-14-2008, 10:48 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767802497.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

bowener
04-14-2008, 10:50 PM
Ride Postman RIDE!!!!!

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I coupled this one with waterworld a few posts back. The enormity of awfulness that is postman and waterworld combined together may have actually just formed a brown spot on your screen and caused you to miss that. A sort of brown blackhole if you wish.

Tribal Warfare
04-14-2008, 10:51 PM
This is the worst movie I've ever seen, so enjoy:



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Was that disco women the Oracle from The Matrix ?

bowener
04-14-2008, 10:53 PM
I feel like drinking antifreeze....
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Comes complete with, 'that n****r guy' from Seinfeld.

blaise
04-14-2008, 10:54 PM
What About Bob was terrible. I wanted to stab Bob, Richard Dreyfuss and every other person in the movie.

Grindhouse was pretty damn awful, too.

bowener
04-14-2008, 10:59 PM
My dad let me watch this when i was about 5 or so. It really struck home since we lived on a farm very near kansas.... I used to be afraid to put my feet over the edge of the couch because I thought they would get eaten off...

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Pic
04-14-2008, 11:00 PM
What About Bob was terrible. I wanted to stab Bob, Richard Dreyfuss and every other person in the movie.

Grindhouse was pretty damn awful, too.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn211/Picturesspeaklouder/thumbsdown.jpg

Deberg_1990
04-14-2008, 11:01 PM
Grindhouse was pretty damn awful, too.



It was supposed to be bad...in a good way.

Pic
04-14-2008, 11:04 PM
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unothadeal
04-14-2008, 11:06 PM
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bowener
04-14-2008, 11:06 PM
I was about 6 or so when I got to see this movie; I loved it!!!

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banyon
04-14-2008, 11:08 PM
Was that disco women the Oracle from The Matrix ?

Good Call!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0287825/

Rain Man
04-14-2008, 11:12 PM
Starship Troopers is a dynamic combination of epic science fiction landscape drama, governmental dystopia warning tale, and tender love story. Doogie Howser is compelling as a teenage Nobel-winning scientist, De nise Richards has large breasts, and the writing remains loyal to Robert Heinlein's classic book if you tear out two-thirds of the pages and remove all words longer than five letters from the remaining pages. This movie is The English Patient, but with spiders and less acting. It's Titanic, but with spiders and less acting. It's Dances With Wolves, but with spiders and...with spiders.

Bowser
04-14-2008, 11:13 PM
Kuffs

"NO!! NOT FART! BARK!!"


My nomination -



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Deberg_1990
04-14-2008, 11:20 PM
Wolfmans got NARDS!!

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QuikSsurfer
04-14-2008, 11:24 PM
Wolfmans got NARDS!!

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I knew some **** would say "Monster Squad"... :)

This is a great kid flick.

Deberg_1990
04-14-2008, 11:27 PM
I knew some **** would say "Monster Squad"... :)

This is a great kid flick.



OK....its a guilty pleasure....i admit.

QuikSsurfer
04-14-2008, 11:29 PM
OK....its a guilty pleasure....i admit.

Good to hear.

This one is yet to make it to dvd

Deberg_1990
04-14-2008, 11:34 PM
Good to hear.

This one is yet to make it to dvd


Not true. The 20th edition DVD release was released last year. In fact, i saw it on the shelf at Target tonight.

QuikSsurfer
04-14-2008, 11:35 PM
Not true. The 20th edition DVD release was released last year. In fact, i saw it on the shelf at Target tonight.

This is good news.. Thank you.

WE"VE LANDED ON THE MOON@!!!

Deberg_1990
04-14-2008, 11:35 PM
OK....nothing will ever top "Giant Spider Invasion" for pure awfulness..

Check out tha Giant VW Spider!!


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Third Eye
04-14-2008, 11:42 PM
I feel like drinking antifreeze....
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Comes complete with, 'that n****r guy' from Seinfeld.
UHF was great. I mean c'mon "Conan the Librarian" is classic.

Deberg_1990
04-14-2008, 11:46 PM
"Empire of the Ants" Rocked!! When i was 10 years old...


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CrazyPhuD
04-14-2008, 11:58 PM
I paid $1 to see this movie and demanded my money back.....****ing MTV productions....that should have been enough clue it was gonna suck.:cuss:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/joes_apartment/

Best critic quote....


So much up-to- the-minute technology hasn't been used for so disastrous a product since the Hindenburg.

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Lonewolf Ed
04-15-2008, 12:08 AM
Winner.




Wow, I've never been so lost and dumbfounded after a trailer in my life.

Yeah, try sitting through the whole thing. I did. I almost got up and walked out, but then I said there has to be a point to this movie, so I waited and then it was over, and there never was a point. For that matter, there was no plot, no sense, no laughs, nothing. It's the worst movie I have ever suffered through, and my soul bears its foul sting to this day. Nothing but Trouble... Nothing but Insanity is more like it.

POND_OF_RED
04-15-2008, 12:37 AM
Bubba Ho-Tep is a terrible, terrible film which makes it a double negative meaning it's FANTASTIC!
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Thig Lyfe
04-15-2008, 01:00 AM
Fever Pitch
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Thig Lyfe
04-15-2008, 01:02 AM
Weekend At Bernie's
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Chiefmanwillcatch
04-15-2008, 01:09 AM
Up the creek.

Bowser
04-15-2008, 01:15 AM
Bubba Ho-Tep is a terrible, terrible film which makes it a double negative meaning it's FANTASTIC!
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"My pecker fluttered like a pigeon having a heart attack..."


LMAO

Guru
04-15-2008, 01:26 AM
Rollerball. Holy crap this movie is DUMB

TinyEvel
04-15-2008, 01:34 AM
Trees Lounge


Steve Buscemi the actor > Steve Buscemi Writer/Director

Pic
04-15-2008, 01:42 AM
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Pitt Gorilla
04-15-2008, 01:53 AM
Stepmom and Baby's Day Out. I sat through both due to dates wanting to see these flicks. Let's just say that neither turned out well.

Otter
04-15-2008, 02:16 AM
Last House on the Left and the below are by far the worst I've ever seen in the horror genre. This coming from a guy who loves a campy B horror movie.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000AQ69RM.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Miles
04-15-2008, 02:38 AM
Brilliant terrible.

http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/rat_monkey_deadalive.jpg

Dead Alive. Seriously its the monkey's fault.

DenverDanChiefsFan
04-15-2008, 06:26 AM
Cherry 2000

QuikSsurfer
04-15-2008, 09:03 AM
Brilliant terrible.

http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/rat_monkey_deadalive.jpg

Dead Alive. Seriously its the monkey's fault.

I own this movie. Goriest movie ever made. Peter Jackson film

Spicy McHaggis
04-15-2008, 10:21 AM
Rollerball

The remake, mind you. As mind-numbingly bad a movie as I have ever seen.

Spicy McHaggis
04-15-2008, 10:23 AM
Rollerball. Holy crap this movie is DUMB

I did not see your post. We have a recovery group, 7 o'clock on Tuesdays. Sometimes there are dough nuts.

Demonpenz
04-15-2008, 10:24 AM
snakes on a plane

Gary
04-15-2008, 11:26 AM
How about the masterpiece of Patrick Swayze, Randy Travis, & Meatloaf...BLACK DOG!!!

QuikSsurfer
04-15-2008, 11:37 AM
Adventures in Babysitting?

Demonpenz
04-15-2008, 11:37 AM
over
the
top

kc rush
04-15-2008, 11:59 AM
A horrible movie, but I laughed all the way through.

.http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002BDHZC.01-A3GJPFTM6H6X21.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

kc rush
04-15-2008, 12:02 PM
Up the creek.

Sorry, I love that movie. And yes, I know that it is bad.

Pitt Gorilla
04-15-2008, 12:32 PM
I did not see your post. We have a recovery group, 7 o'clock on Tuesdays. Sometimes there are dough nuts.Love the Cheap Seats avi.

Ultra Peanut
04-15-2008, 12:44 PM
At first I thought this thread was like opening a pandora's box, but it has since become clear to me that it's actually more like steering this entire forum towards the gaping maw of hell.

Love the Cheap Seats avi.Folks!

plbrdude
04-15-2008, 01:13 PM
the life aquatic with steve zizou

bizzar54
04-15-2008, 01:21 PM
When I was in college I saw Nothing But Trouble in the Walmart $5.50 bin and I vaguely remembered it as an ok movie so I figured what they hell and bought it. Put it with the DVD collection and let it sit. Months later decided I should throw it in, nothing else on. I think I would have been more entertained if I would have just lit the $5 on fire and watched it burn.

How hot was John Candy as the Judge's daughter.

Movies I am surprised havent been mentioned:

XXX - this movie pissed me off, the special effects and stunts were so over the top I couldnt take it.

Tremors 4 - Your first reaction is probably "they didnt make a tremors 4", thats what I thought until my college roommates brought it home from the video store. Wont be getting those 90 minutes back

QuikSsurfer
04-15-2008, 01:33 PM
the life aquatic with steve zizou

WTF
What's next??? Willow?

Demonpenz
04-15-2008, 01:46 PM
talented mr ripley

PhillyChiefFan
04-15-2008, 01:56 PM
Red Dawn :)

Demonpenz
04-15-2008, 01:58 PM
I love how red dawn is like pg but by today's standards it would be R

Delano
04-15-2008, 02:01 PM
The Omega Code and the equally bad, if not worse, Megiddo: The Omega Code 2

SCTrojan
04-15-2008, 02:02 PM
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

Actually I kinda liked that one.

That's a classic!

Chief_in_Commander
04-15-2008, 02:15 PM
The Omega Code and the equally bad, if not worse, Megiddo: The Omega Code 2
Gotta go with you on that one, I actually saw this in theatres and once I was in the car I could not remember a single part of it

sedated
04-15-2008, 02:19 PM
I personally cannot stand it when people respond with youtube clip without mentioning what it refers to.

some of us are at work and don't have the technology available to view. and even if I did, I doubt I'd click on it.

Baby Lee
04-15-2008, 02:26 PM
Not the worst movie ever made, but the most gross misinterpretation of an American classic novel, Bonfire of the Vanities.
It's the equivalent of making Schindler's List into a Mel Brooks musical comedy.

Lzen
04-15-2008, 03:26 PM
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3466199321/

HOOOOOOORRRRRRIBLE

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi4088725785/

Even though MK is nowhere near being Shakespeare, at least there is martial arts fighting.

Alone In The Dark looks kind of cool to me. Haven't seen it, though.

Lzen
04-15-2008, 03:31 PM
Megaforce.

Wow, that looks horrible.

Adept Havelock
04-15-2008, 03:41 PM
Wow, that looks horrible.

It is. I think Barry Bostwick took the uber-macho role to try to lose some of the stigma from being "Brad Majors" in TRHPS.

Henry Silva, Persis Khambatta, and the British guy from Knight Rider complete the cast.

Lzen
04-15-2008, 04:04 PM
"Empire of the Ants" Rocked!! When i was 10 years old...


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I remember seeing that on KCTV 5s Friday Fright night when I was a kid. First time I stayed up late. That movie was really scary when I was a kid. ROFL

Lzen
04-15-2008, 04:17 PM
I can't believe nobody mentioned Glitter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaKxGrajnzY

Or how about Superman III?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ETLqKu7SRo

Demonpenz
04-15-2008, 04:22 PM
KNEAL BEFORE LZEN!

Deberg_1990
04-15-2008, 05:11 PM
It is. I think Barry Bostwick took the uber-macho role to try to lose some of the stigma from being "Brad Majors" in TRHPS.

Henry Silva, Persis Khambatta, and the British guy from Knight Rider complete the cast.



haha...A truly awful movie. Hell, it was bad even in 1982.

The video game wasnt any better...

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QuikSsurfer
04-15-2008, 05:12 PM
Rocky V

Deberg_1990
04-15-2008, 05:15 PM
NO bad film list would be complete without:

Yor, the Hunter from the Future

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Stewie
04-15-2008, 05:15 PM
I think Mystery Science Theater has the whole "terrible movie" catalog.

unothadeal
04-15-2008, 05:20 PM
http://www.wildyams.com/blog/archives/roadhouse.jpg

Adept Havelock
04-15-2008, 05:25 PM
Treasure of the Four Crowns (1980's Indiana Jones 3-d ripoff)

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Deberg_1990
04-15-2008, 05:27 PM
Treasure of the Four Crowns (1980's Indiana Jones 3-d ripoff)



haha...ok, ill fess up. I actually saw this in the theater when i was like 11. LOL

Even the 3D was bad.

kaplin42
04-15-2008, 05:32 PM
I loved Tank Girl, thought it was great.

Evil Dead 1 & 2. Incredibly corny, gory movies, I love them, but I know a bunch of people that think they are pretty lame.

Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou - my god the most horrible movie ever.

Ever!!

Fled - Retarded movie

upcomming horrible movie:

Sex and the City.....This never needed to happen, in any universe.

QuikSsurfer
04-15-2008, 05:35 PM
What's wrong with The Life Aquatic?
Great director. Great Cast. Great, GREAT soundtrack. Hilarious script...

I don't know.

Adept Havelock
04-15-2008, 05:43 PM
Has anyone mentioned "The Ice Pirates"?

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DJJasonp
04-15-2008, 06:47 PM
http://www.wildyams.com/blog/archives/roadhouse.jpg

Blasphemy! :)

KcMizzou
04-15-2008, 07:07 PM
Evil Dead 1 & 2. Incredibly corny, gory movies, I love them, but I know a bunch of people that think they are pretty lame.
Well, they are. But that's part of the charm. I love 'em too.

KcMizzou
04-15-2008, 07:09 PM
2001 : A Space Travesty

Boy was that title ever dead-on. It made Spaceballs seem Oscar-worthy.

Tribal Warfare
04-15-2008, 07:15 PM
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Leprechaun in the Hood

QuikSsurfer
04-15-2008, 07:17 PM
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Leprechaun in the Hood

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

DJ's left nut
04-15-2008, 08:31 PM
Cougar Club

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Kelly Cuoco (10 simple rules blond) is in this...doesn't even show clevage. It was the only chance at salvaging this movie. Gawdawful.

Tremors 4 is another good reference. Borderline tragic.

jspchief
04-15-2008, 08:56 PM
Has anyone mentioned "The Ice Pirates"?


Ice Pirates is one of the greatest movies ever made. Period.

KcMizzou
04-15-2008, 08:57 PM
Ice Pirates is one of the greatest movies ever made. Period.I know I saw that as a kid. (and loved it) I don't remember a damned thing about it, though.

I thought I caught it on cable one time, but it turned out to be Time Bandits.

Adept Havelock
04-15-2008, 08:58 PM
Ice Pirates is one of the greatest movies ever made. Period.

I guess it set the stage for Robert Urich's greatest performance in the torturous production "Amerika". LMAO

jspchief
04-15-2008, 08:59 PM
I know I saw that as a kid. (and loved it) I don't remember a damned thing about it, though.

I thought I caught it on cable one time, but it turned out to be Time Bandits.Ice Pirates, Time Bandits... throw in Yellowbeard and you have the trifecta.

Deberg_1990
04-15-2008, 09:00 PM
Caught this one on HDMovies a few nights ago. Hadnt seen it in years. Pure 80's cheese....

"Runaway" with Tom Selleck

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KcMizzou
04-15-2008, 09:01 PM
Speaking of Time Bandits... The new season of Deadliest Catch is starting right about now.

My kids currently have control of the TV though. I assume Discovery will replay it often this week.

jspchief
04-15-2008, 09:02 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/Momshootposter.jpg/200px-Momshootposter.jpg

jspchief
04-15-2008, 09:03 PM
Caught this one on HDMovies a few nights ago. Hadnt seen it in years. Pure 80's cheese....

"Runaway" with Tom Selleck Gene Simmons was the bad guy. Great movie.

smittysbar
04-15-2008, 09:05 PM
Two movies that actually pissed me off that I waisted my time, Open Water, and Into the Wild.

Thought:Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox storey sucked ass too.

keg in kc
04-15-2008, 09:08 PM
"Kansas City Chiefs Highlights: 2007"

Bowser
04-15-2008, 09:12 PM
Space? HERPES?

stumppy
04-15-2008, 09:13 PM
"Kansas City Chiefs Highlights: 2007"


Thread over.

jspchief
04-15-2008, 09:14 PM
Heartbeeps (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fwy2ufOecoY&feature=related)

Deberg_1990
04-15-2008, 09:15 PM
I guess it set the stage for Robert Urich's greatest performance in the torturous production "Amerika". LMAO

hahaha....I wonder how many people rememer that disaster??

KcMizzou
04-15-2008, 09:17 PM
hahaha....I wonder how many people rememer that disaster??I don't, but I enjoyed Kalifornia.

jspchief
04-15-2008, 09:19 PM
Gymkata (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-gTkUcXGF_Q&feature=related) ...groundbreaking

Tribal Warfare
04-15-2008, 09:22 PM
Gymkata (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-gTkUcXGF_Q&feature=related) ...groundbreaking



http://www.moviecynics.com/item/171

shit I totally forgot about Gymkata, because of the drinking Ginkata

Deberg_1990
04-15-2008, 09:22 PM
I don't, but I enjoyed Kalifornia.

"Amerika" was this huge ABC miniseries like 20 years ago or so...remember those back in the day??

Anyways, it was something like 13 hours long....

The plot was that the USSR had taken over the USA and it was set something like 10 years after it had happened...

It turned out to be a huge bore and a huge bomb. I think Kris Krisofferson was in it as well.?

Deberg_1990
04-15-2008, 09:24 PM
Wow, how could we forget "Beastmaster" ??

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KcMizzou
04-15-2008, 09:25 PM
It turned out to be a huge bore and a huge bomb. I think Kris Krisofferson was in it as well.?Bummer. At least he was great as Rubber Duck in Convoy.

KcMizzou
04-15-2008, 09:26 PM
Wow, how could we forget "Beastmaster" ??
LMAO

Conan ripoff. I kinda liked it as a kid.

jspchief
04-15-2008, 09:26 PM
Bummer. At least he was great as Rubber Duck in Convoy.
Speaking of ducks... how could we have for gotten Howard the Duck?

KcMizzou
04-15-2008, 09:26 PM
Speaking of ducks... how could we have for gotten Howard the Duck?Oh wow.... good point.

Deberg_1990
04-15-2008, 09:28 PM
Bummer. At least he was great as Rubber Duck in Convoy.

Hes great in almost everything he does...except for that...

Nobody does Grizzled like Kris Krisofferson.....well, maybe Sam Elliott. LOL

Deberg_1990
04-15-2008, 09:31 PM
If you could choose only one, which would it be??


Breakin or Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo??

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smittysbar
04-15-2008, 09:32 PM
Speaking of Time Bandits... The new season of Deadliest Catch is starting right about now.

My kids currently have control of the TV though. I assume Discovery will replay it often this week.

Watching it now. The Time Bandit crew tied a full size truck to the end of one of Phil's lines.

KcMizzou
04-15-2008, 09:33 PM
Watching it now. The Time Bandit crew tied a full size truck to the end of one of Phil's lines.LMAO Excellent.

I'll have to catch it later.

DJJasonp
04-15-2008, 09:36 PM
If you could choose only one, which would it be??


Breakin or Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo??

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I'd prefer something worse......The Last Dragon

jspchief
04-15-2008, 09:40 PM
I'd prefer something worse......The Last Dragon
jfc... this thread is like a flashback to my childhood. I loved that movie.

Tribal Warfare
04-15-2008, 09:42 PM
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the Movie

Adept Havelock
04-15-2008, 09:43 PM
hahaha....I wonder how many people rememer that disaster??

If you're interested, you can grab the entire 10 hour train wreck at Conspiracycentral.net off their private torrent tracker.

How about "They Call Me Bruce"?

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Deberg_1990
04-15-2008, 09:47 PM
If you're interested, you can grab the entire 10 hour train wreck at Conspiracycentral.net off their private torrent tracker.

haha...yea, i figured it was out there somewhere...

Thanks for the link. I doubt i could waste 10 hours on that though.

Adept Havelock
04-15-2008, 09:56 PM
haha...yea, i figured it was out there somewhere...

Thanks for the link. I doubt i could waste 10 hours on that though.

I did. I'm a bit of a video masochist.

Mosbonian
04-15-2008, 09:58 PM
The Warrior and The Sorceress...David Carradine

mmaddog
*******

Adept Havelock
04-15-2008, 10:08 PM
Congo. Good novel, horrible film.

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Baby Lee
04-16-2008, 05:44 AM
Bummer. At least he was great as Rubber Duck in Convoy.

How many movies get their start as a bread commercial?

Lzen
04-16-2008, 08:40 AM
I know I saw that as a kid. (and loved it) I don't remember a damned thing about it, though.


Ditto

Lzen
04-16-2008, 08:47 AM
Speaking of ducks... how could we have for gotten Howard the Duck?

I believe someone already submitted that one earlier in this thread.

Congo. Good novel, horrible film.

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Huh. I didn't think it was all that bad.

PhillyChiefFan
04-16-2008, 09:23 AM
Watching it now. The Time Bandit crew tied a full size truck to the end of one of Phil's lines.

That was halarious, even better than the welded pot last year. This season looks good. I think that the Greenhorn Moi is done.

PhillyChiefFan
04-16-2008, 09:31 AM
House of Wax was pretty awful...but I have to say that watching a maniac throw a broken off pole through Paris Hilton's head made for a great movie going experience.

DJJasonp
04-16-2008, 09:40 AM
Two movies that actually pissed me off that I waisted my time, Open Water, and Into the Wild.

Thought:Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox storey sucked ass too.

Agree 110%...I was so fired up to see it....then it sucked....bad

ping2000
04-16-2008, 10:01 AM
Zardoz with Sean Connery.

Chief Faithful
04-16-2008, 10:30 AM
My wife rented one the other day that makes it near the top of my list of terrible, terrible. "Dan in Real Life"

sedated
04-16-2008, 11:16 AM
"Who is Harry Crumb?"

QuikSsurfer
04-16-2008, 11:17 AM
House of Wax was pretty awful...but I have to say that watching a maniac throw a broken off pole through Paris Hilton's head made for a great movie going experience.

The original was pretty good.

MOhillbilly
04-16-2008, 11:43 AM
Big Red One


horrid

PhillyChiefFan
04-16-2008, 11:46 AM
The original was pretty good.

Trust me, the remake...horrible. Most of the remakes I have seen as of lately have been bad.

Adept Havelock
04-16-2008, 12:25 PM
Zardoz with Sean Connery.

Sean Connery in a diaper flying around future England in a giant stone head. I never could figure out what the hell that movie was supposed to be about.

Big Red One


horrid

Not a very good film, but it did have three things going for it IMO.

1) Lee Marvin.

2) The immortal line "They decided to check for snipers. You know you check for snipers, don't you? You send somebody out ahead of the squad, and see if he gets shot. I bet they thought that one up at West Point".

3) Lee Marvin

bowener
04-16-2008, 12:42 PM
If you're interested, you can grab the entire 10 hour train wreck at Conspiracycentral.net off their private torrent tracker.

How about "They Call Me Bruce"?

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So is this where the ELO song comes from?? Dont bring me down, Bruce?

DJJasonp
04-16-2008, 01:58 PM
House of Wax was pretty awful...but I have to say that watching a maniac throw a broken off pole through Paris Hilton's head made for a great movie going experience.

agreed....but House of Wax had Elisha Cuthbert (Sp?) in it (from Girl Next Door fame).....and I'd watch a 3 hour movie about amway if she was in it.

Demonpenz
04-16-2008, 02:02 PM
There is a movie with elisha cuthbert playing a parapalegic with christian slater that isn't exactly a great movie. Christian slater is a gun toting office wacko who was going to shoot up his work, but then someone starts shooting before him and he shoots the other wwacko now he is office hero. It also has william H macy. in it. it is a ****ed up movie

adamb1521
04-16-2008, 02:11 PM
Theres this movie called "Begotton" that will creep you out.

PhillyChiefFan
04-16-2008, 02:38 PM
agreed....but House of Wax had Elisha Cuthbert (Sp?) in it (from Girl Next Door fame).....and I'd watch a 3 hour movie about amway if she was in it.

True, Elisha Cuthbert (you spelled it right) is amazingly hot, but I would much rather watch Girl Next Door on mute, than House of Wax. :D

Dicky McElephant
04-16-2008, 02:54 PM
"Little Marines"

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Adept Havelock
04-16-2008, 03:04 PM
There was "The Rescue". After a team of Navy Seals is captured attempting to destroy a disabled submarine in NK waters, their kids go in to rescue them.

Think Iron Eagle...only dumber, if that's possible.

xbarretx
04-16-2008, 03:17 PM
Zardoz with Sean Connery.

LOL but watching that and how crazy stupid and "out in left field" can lead to a few good laughs LMAO LMAO

xbarretx
04-16-2008, 03:17 PM
did anyone suggest Monster? if not ... Monster!! that WAS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!

Charlize is not meant to look like that :cuss:

DJJasonp
04-16-2008, 03:19 PM
did anyone suggest Monster? if not ... Monster!! that WAS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!

Charlize is not meant to look like that :cuss:

Can you imagine the pitch to the studio head....

"alright...we've got one of the most beautiful women in the world signed on to do this film....and we're going to have her gain 25 pounds and fix her make up to look really, really bad......."

"go on...."


:shake:

DJJasonp
04-16-2008, 03:21 PM
Not sure if mentioned previously....(if not, I cant believe it...)

But:

Deberg_1990
04-16-2008, 04:25 PM
Not sure if mentioned previously....(if not, I cant believe it...)

But:

NO!!! Cobra Rocks!!

IM still holding out hope thats Stallones next comeback flick. LOL

Adept Havelock
04-16-2008, 04:47 PM
NO!!! Cobra Rocks!!

IM still holding out hope thats Stallones next comeback flick. LOL

LMAO

Go out in the streets with the voice of America's sons....

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PhillyChiefFan
04-16-2008, 05:57 PM
Judge Dredd

Deberg_1990
04-16-2008, 06:42 PM
LMAO

Go out in the streets with the voice of America's sons....



haha...speaking of John Cafferty...


What bout "Eddie and the Cruisers 2"??

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Although, I always thought Michael Pare gave a great performance as Eddie, especially in the 1st movie. His lip synching was outstanding.

Idahojim
04-16-2008, 06:46 PM
Got two of them: Fried Green Tomatoes and Mulholland Drive.

Fuggin' awful - both of them.

Adept Havelock
04-16-2008, 07:23 PM
Got two of them: Fried Green Tomatoes and Mulholland Drive.

Fuggin' awful - both of them.

I can't agree. Mulholland was Lynch, and Fried Green Tomatoes is the only chick flick to feature Cannibalism, AFAIK. Each to their own.

haha...speaking of John Cafferty...
What bout "Eddie and the Cruisers 2"??

It was good, to be sure, but I don't think it measured up to John Cafferty's fine effort in Rocky IV. LMAO


Although, I always thought Michael Pare gave a great performance as Eddie, especially in the 1st movie. His lip synching was outstanding.

I liked him in both, as well as the cheesy Carpenter classic "The Philadelphia Experiment":

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Of course, that set up an inevitable sequel featuring Nukes, Nazis, and a Stealth Fighter in The Philadelphia Experiment 2. Sadly, Mr. Pare chose not to share his legendary lip sync skills again, and the role went to Brad Johnson.

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Compared to Michael Pare, Brad Johnson's lip sync skills were so bad he couldn't even get an appearance on "Puttin' on the Hits." For those that remember the show, this might be the worst act they ever featured. :eek:

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Yes, I know I'm quite deranged. Just remember "if our customs seem strange, and our actions deranged, that's our mores."

Rausch
04-16-2008, 07:36 PM
Super Fuzz.

Anything with Terence Hill is friggen gut-busting...

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/super_fuzz/

Count Alex's Losses
04-16-2008, 07:38 PM
Alien vs. Hunter

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/alien-vs-hunter.php

QuikSsurfer
04-16-2008, 07:48 PM
Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd >>>> Last Action Hero

CrazyPhuD
04-16-2008, 09:06 PM
Alien vs. Hunter

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/alien-vs-hunter.php

SPeaking of Aliens.....

Alien 4....how to insert the knife and twist on what was a great series(well 3 kinda sucked too, but nowhere near alien giving human birth type suckage).

blaise
04-16-2008, 10:55 PM
Battlefield Earth

Hudson Hawk

Sure-Oz
04-16-2008, 11:11 PM
Virus, starring jamie lee curtis

Der Flöprer
04-17-2008, 12:16 AM
No one mentioned Freddy Got Fingered :)
Thanks Walmart $5 bin

DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE? DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAU-SA-GES? DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?

thurman merman
04-17-2008, 12:24 AM
pauly shore is dead.

Adept Havelock
04-17-2008, 10:14 AM
Virus, starring jamie lee curtis

That was horrible. As was the 1980 version with Chuck Connors.

The uncut Japanese version of the 1980 release is a decent disaster flick, but the US edit is unwatchable.

Chiefspants
04-17-2008, 08:40 PM
American Chinatown

Ultra Peanut
04-17-2008, 09:44 PM
NFL Films Presents the 2008 Kansas City Chiefs!

Deberg_1990
04-17-2008, 11:07 PM
How could we forget this gem from the 70's??

Frampton, Bee Gees and George Burns tackle the Beatles!

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thebrad84
04-17-2008, 11:34 PM
"Who is Harry Crumb?"

You're kidding, right? This is one of John Candy's classics.

thebrad84
04-17-2008, 11:37 PM
Wow, over 200 posts, and no one has mentioned this?

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space

jjjayb
04-18-2008, 07:15 AM
The Chiefs - the 2007 season.

EyePod
04-18-2008, 08:40 AM
I don't know if UltraViolet is on here, but it is the worst movie I've seen (except for the CGI, which is the only part I enjoyed).

Here are some quality quotes from the movie, and if you're confused, don't worry, watching them in context won't help at all:

Long-Haired Hemophage 2 (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0332451/): How can you hope to defeat us? We're as strong as you...
Long-Haired Hemophage 1 (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0022315/): ...we're as fast as you...
Violet (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000170/): ...but are you one-tenth as *pissed off* as I am?

*Yes, there are "hemophages," something different with their blood, I can't really remember*

Daxus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0157915/): You got hemo blood on me...
[pulls off gloves]
Daxus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0157915/): ... It is on


[Violet walks through a scanning device]
Computer: Warning. Warning. Firearms detected.
[Violet's possessions in the "pocket dimension" begin to appear, which happen to be two very long rows of identical handguns]
Computer: Number of weapons found...
[long pause]
Computer: many.

*This next one was my favorite line in the movie. Everyone looked around with a really confused face, and I definitely heard about 5 "wtf's" spoken out loud....*

Garth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001209/): Why won't you ever let anyone inside?
Violet (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000170/): Because these moments, as beautiful as they are, are evil when they're gone.



The only good part about this movie were the graphics and getting to look at Milla the whole time. Oh, and if you don't like needles, it has a good "needle to the eye" shot....

Ultra Peanut
04-18-2008, 11:35 AM
Wow, over 200 posts, and no one has mentioned this?

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Killer Klowns from Outer SpaceBecause it's a classic, you turd.

JuicesFlowing
07-19-2008, 01:14 PM
Mr. Brooks, starring Kevin Costner and Dane Cook.

Adept Havelock
07-19-2008, 01:16 PM
The Wizard of Speed and Time?

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sd4chiefs
07-19-2008, 02:34 PM
[QUOTE=bowener;4684873]I was about 6 or so when I got to see this movie; I loved it!!!

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My Uncle owned a small bank in Vista California back in the 70's and he loaned the guy the money to make this movie.

JuicesFlowing
07-20-2008, 10:16 AM
Speaking of ducks... how could we have for gotten Howard the Duck?

That was an awful movie.

Demonpenz
07-20-2008, 02:55 PM
whatever. I loved the naked boobs on that female duck

Portlantis
07-20-2008, 03:16 PM
Surprised no one has mentioned Plan Nine yet.

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CoMoChief
07-20-2008, 03:22 PM
Christmas With the Kranks

Frazod
07-20-2008, 05:02 PM
How'd I miss this before?

Some of my favorites:
Reanimator
Sword and the Sorcerer
Freejack
Cobra

pr_capone
07-20-2008, 05:04 PM
Vanilla Sky is by far the absolute worst piece of dog poo I have ever been made to sit and endure.

Tom Cruise should formally apologize to every last person who paid money for that abortion.

Deberg_1990
07-20-2008, 05:07 PM
How'd I miss this before?

Some of my favorites:
Reanimator
Sword and the Sorcerer
Freejack
Cobra


haha...Cobra. Horrible movie, but i cant turn away from it if it shows up on TBS or TNT. ROFL

pr_capone
07-20-2008, 05:10 PM
How'd I miss this before?

Some of my favorites:
Reanimator
Sword and the Sorcerer
Freejack
Cobra

/me loved General Chang

Frazod
07-20-2008, 05:10 PM
haha...Cobra. Horrible movie, but i cant turn away from it if it shows up on TBS or TNT. ROFL

My favorite line:

Punk in grocery store: I'll blow this place up!
Stallone: That's okay. I don't shop here.

LMAO

pr_capone
07-20-2008, 05:11 PM
Over The Top

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Overthetop.jpg

Frazod
07-20-2008, 05:12 PM
Stallone should have a bunch on here.

pr_capone
07-20-2008, 05:15 PM
Damn... thinking about this, this whole thread could be populated soley with Stallone flicks....

http://kino-server.ru/uploads/posts/thumbs/1187890117_b0000vv_.jpg

http://mooviemart.ie/Catalogue/Image_Files/Driven.jpg

Rausch
07-20-2008, 05:16 PM
Because it's a classic, you turd.

Just pawned the DVD off the other day.

Best clip in there is on the extras where some teenage girl is leaning out a window to say a line and the thing slams down on her head.

p00000WWWWWWWWWNED........

Deberg_1990
07-20-2008, 05:18 PM
http://mooviemart.ie/Catalogue/Image_Files/Driven.jpg

Driven might be the worst movie i have ever seen.

pr_capone
07-20-2008, 05:20 PM
Driven might be the worst movie i have ever seen.

Have you watched Vanilla Sky?

Frazod
07-20-2008, 05:23 PM
Have you watched Vanilla Sky?

Or Batman & Robin?

How about Tango & Cash? Another Stallone turd that isn't fun; just awful.

pr_capone
07-20-2008, 05:25 PM
Or Batman & Robin?


That was just on TBS or TNT last night.... *shudders*

Deberg_1990
07-20-2008, 05:39 PM
Have you watched Vanilla Sky?

I actually liked that movie. :)

Fire Me Boy!
07-20-2008, 06:11 PM
I actually liked that movie. :)

Have you seen Abre los ojos? Do, if you haven't.

Valiant
07-20-2008, 06:16 PM
Ice Pirates

Deberg_1990
07-20-2008, 06:17 PM
Or Batman & Robin?

How about Tango & Cash? Another Stallone turd that isn't fun; just awful.

FUBAR

A young Terri Hatcher was some nice eye candy in that flick.

KCUnited
07-20-2008, 09:13 PM
Worst movie ever and I like B flicks.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2299/51p2nysiuplss500on4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

SPATCH
07-20-2008, 11:31 PM
FUBAR

A young Terri Hatcher was some nice eye candy in that flick.

no way are you talking about this movie... cause this movie is absolutely hilarious..

http://www.impawards.com/intl/canada/2002/posters/fubar.jpg

Tribal Warfare
07-21-2008, 03:02 AM
The Pest

Tribal Warfare
07-21-2008, 03:10 AM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/double_team/


Double Team


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