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Redrum_69
04-15-2008, 09:16 AM
http://www.local6.com/news/15875360/detail.html

ORLANDO, Fla. -- An unexplained image in a hospital prayer garden window moved some people to tears and drew groups of people to a hallway before vanishing, according to witnesses.

A crowd inside the Florida Hospital Medical Complex in Orlando snapped photos of the image apparently showing the profile of Jesus Christ crying.

"There was just a whole bunch of people putting their cell phones to the window, so I went over there and I saw a glow," witness Joel Cruzada said. "When you are standing there and there is a flurry of people talking about it, you are like, 'Wow, I'm actually here.'"

Cruzada, who was one of several viewers to send an e-mail about the image to Local6.com, said his ex-wife was recently diagnosed with stage-3 cancer.

"This was just a sign for me to not worry about what is going on in my life and that everything else is under control," Cruzada said. "It was an enlightening experience."

Another Local 6 viewer, Lorna, said she saw the image and noticed that a chaplain was snapping photos and videotaping it.

"I brought some people from my (hospital) unit and they saw it," Lorna said.

A viewer said the image caused "a commotion" in the hallway near the prayer garden.

The hospital is calling it an unexplained image.

An official said as long as the image makes people feel good, that is all that matters, Local 6's Charnel Wright said.

QuikSsurfer
04-15-2008, 09:19 AM
http://image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/25_500,501,503.jpg

Donger
04-15-2008, 09:23 AM
http://www.local6.com/news/15875360/detail.html

JBucc
04-15-2008, 09:27 AM
Looks more like the lol wut pear to me.

chasedude
04-15-2008, 09:33 AM
I saw Winston Churchill in my toast this morning, he was tasty with a lil cream cheese :D

ChiTown
04-15-2008, 09:38 AM
I saw an image of Billy Barty in my poop one time.

dj56dt58
04-15-2008, 10:10 AM
looks like Michael Jackson to me...Is it a childrens hospital bychance?

Valiant
04-15-2008, 10:10 AM
Looks like a reflection from the Jesus painting on the back wall..

Claynus
04-15-2008, 10:15 AM
How can people be so blindly naive?

Bowser
04-15-2008, 10:23 AM
Jules: Look, do you wanna play blindman? Go walk with the shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide ****ing open.

Vincent: What the **** does that mean?

Jules: It means, that's it for me. From here on in you can consider my ass retired.

Vincent: Jesus Christ.

Jules: Don't blaspheme.

Vincent: Goddamn.

Jules: I said don't do that!

Adept Havelock
04-15-2008, 10:24 AM
You dumb bastard. It's not a Jesus... it's a Sailboat.

Demonpenz
04-15-2008, 10:29 AM
the 3 most reconasable faces on earth are jesus, michael jordan, and santa clause

bowener
04-15-2008, 01:59 PM
Why does it have to be jesus? Why cant it be the dead spirit of any number of ancient scandanavian sailors or vikings? Also, if Jesus really is the son of God or God himself in human form or 200% being or what not; doesnt he probably have better things to do than appear as a blurry image on a glass panel? I mean come on, you know the ladies are flocking to him in heaven cruizin around in his 1982 convertible red corvette... shades and all.

DaneMcCloud
04-15-2008, 02:28 PM
http://www.local6.com/news/15875360/detail.html

It looks like one of those pesky spirits in "Ghostbusters".

kstater
04-15-2008, 02:28 PM
Anyone else just see a glare on the window?

stlchiefs
04-15-2008, 02:31 PM
You dumb bastard. It's not a Jesus... it's a Sailboat.

A schooner is a sailboat you stupid head.

stlchiefs
04-15-2008, 02:33 PM
Anyone else just see a glare on the window?

Or a smudge. I think someone used the wrong kind of cleaner on the window and I'm a Catholic (for whatever that's worth here).

Stewie
04-15-2008, 03:44 PM
Who knows what Jesus looks like? Does someone have his high school yearbook?

Bowser
04-15-2008, 03:46 PM
Who knows what Jesus looks like? Does someone have his high school yearbook?

He's the only white hippy looking guy that grew up in the Middle East.

bogey
04-15-2008, 03:49 PM
If I knew what Jesus looked like, I would be thrilled by this.

bowener
04-15-2008, 03:56 PM
Anyone else just see a glare on the window?

No, you heathen, that is the devil in your eye.

bowener
04-15-2008, 03:57 PM
If I knew what Jesus looked like, I would be thrilled by this.

I think he walks around with a, "made in American" T-shirt or something like that. I have also heard he was black possibly, nonexistent, female, and just plain ass ole' jew... so kinda dark with thick curly dark hair and a beard... so black.

what can I say, I like my jesus' like i like my women... no, no beards dammit.

Valiant
04-15-2008, 05:40 PM
Anyone else just see a glare on the window?

If you scroll through the different pictures you can see a Jesus poster on the back wall.. more then likely one of the pictures reflected onto the glass...

Third Eye
04-15-2008, 06:15 PM
Looks like King Diamond to me.
http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/1813/kdef6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

irishjayhawk
04-15-2008, 07:51 PM
How can people be so blindly naive?

I don't know but this line gets me:

"This was just a sign for me to not worry about what is going on in my life and that everything else is under control," Cruzada said. "It was an enlightening experience."

There's the "god's will" paradox and then there's the comfort in anything regardless of whether it's true. I don't know which is more aggravating.

irishjayhawk
04-15-2008, 07:53 PM
He's the only white hippy looking guy that grew up in the Middle East.

ROFL

Brilliant.




Though I think it may just be the lighting guy with two toothpicks, a rubberband and a cotton ball. And he'd a gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.