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ChiefsFan4Life
04-17-2008, 08:17 AM
This is a heated debate that is being had on another forum I frequent and I wanted to bring it to the Planet to see the types of responses and feedback

The question is more or less this:

If you put 50 midgets and a lion together in an empty room (think gymnasium size) what is the last thing alive? Is it atleast one midget or the lion?

So what is your answer, and why? Oh, and don't ask for more info, answer it with what you know from the question and nothing more.

For the record, I think anyone who thinks the correct answer is 50 midgets is an idiot

Things to clarify:

The midgets have no weapons at all or no armor

These are garden variety midgets
You put an ad in the paper for 50 midgets to show up (not knowing what they are getting into) and you take them
They are not spartan midgets or chuck norris midgets

Dartgod
04-17-2008, 08:19 AM
The midgets win. After devouring 25 or 30 of the midgets, the lion is gonna be stuffed and will need to lie down for a nap.

tyton75
04-17-2008, 08:19 AM
probably not ALL the midgets.. but I would say they would be able to team up and handle the lion with a few casualties

freaking weird question though...

and thats assuming that its a freaking deathmatch and we aren't just talking about a freakshow carnival where the lion is already caged :)

Demonpenz
04-17-2008, 08:21 AM
Midgets are strong have you ever seen the pipes on those little fuggers?

The Red Sea
04-17-2008, 08:22 AM
The Midgets...one or two of them would probably be packin...& I dont mean in their pants!

For the record I agree the Lion would grow tired then full..then the remaining 25-30 would devise a plan...the midgets have brains or no?

Warrior5
04-17-2008, 08:25 AM
Depends on the midgets. If it's these guys, the lion is toast.

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/706/706439/nacho-libre-20060509044617531-000.jpg

Dartgod
04-17-2008, 08:26 AM
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

Dartgod
04-17-2008, 08:26 AM
Wait a minute. The thread title says 50 lions and a midget. What gives?

MeaTy The Pimp
04-17-2008, 08:28 AM
What kind of midgets are we talking about here, the simple garden variety everyday midgets or something cool like evil samurai midgets with speech impediments, or lumberjack midgets complete with little axes or hatchets?

ChiefsFan4Life
04-17-2008, 08:29 AM
These are garden variety midgets

You put an ad in the paper for 50 midgets to show up (not knowing what they are getting into) and you take them

The midgets have no weapons, no armor, nothing

They are just 50 midgets

ChiefsFan4Life
04-17-2008, 08:29 AM
The midgets win. After devouring 25 or 30 of the midgets, the lion is gonna be stuffed and will need to lie down for a nap.

A lion doesn't have to eat a midget to kill it

ChiefsFan4Life
04-17-2008, 08:29 AM
Wait a minute. The thread title says 50 lions and a midget. What gives?

Damnit, meant 50 midgets and a lion

ChiefsFan4Life
04-17-2008, 08:30 AM
For those that think the midget will win, how do you propose they will kill the lion?

I'd like to hear reasoning

The average midget is smaller than the ground to the average lion's shoulder

How do you propose they kill him without any weapons?

Old Dog
04-17-2008, 08:35 AM
I put my money on the midgets

Radar Chief
04-17-2008, 08:36 AM
For those that think the midget will win, how do you propose they will kill the lion?

I'd like to hear reasoning

The average midget is smaller than the ground to the average lion's shoulder

How do you propose they kill him without any weapons?


The lion chokes to death by swallowing a midget sideways. ;)

But I voted Lion. Those things eat zebra’s, a midget is barely a snack.

ChiefsFan4Life
04-17-2008, 08:44 AM
Hopefully you guys understand that a Lion can kill a midget without eating it, lol

The Red Sea
04-17-2008, 08:49 AM
For those that think the midget will win, how do you propose they will kill the lion?

I'd like to hear reasoning

The average midget is smaller than the ground to the average lion's shoulder

How do you propose they kill him without any weapons?


Well I've convinced my wife if getting raped to push her fingers right thru the attackers eye balls.
Sounds too simple?
If you can go thru with it its over.
Same goes for any wild animal.
You just gotta have the spunk & drive to accomplish it with Zero hesitation.


& lets face it if they all pile on in a group effort the lion no matter how big or strong can not breathe with so much weight on them.

4 midgets equal the weight of a normal person right?

Mr. Plow
04-17-2008, 08:52 AM
It would take the sacrifice of A Few Good Midgets to distract the lion, but once they have him distracted, 20 or so midgets could jump on the lion. From there, they could do some major damage.

Demonpenz
04-17-2008, 08:53 AM
Midgets can also bite as well as a normal person if not stronger get have some in the front jump from the back from the front and bite right the lion's jugluar you could keep on actually have all of them bite the shit out of lion

Direckshun
04-17-2008, 08:54 AM
Only FAX has the expertise for a question like this.

The Red Sea
04-17-2008, 08:55 AM
Let this end the question....


Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

Frazod
04-17-2008, 08:57 AM
Well, assuming midgets react like everybody else....

Half of them would be paralyzed with fear.

Half of the rest would be not be capable of any meaningful contribution to the cause.

And the remaining 12 or so would probably bicker about who was in charge and never be able to come up with a decent plan of attack.

I'll take the lion.

ChiefsFan4Life
04-17-2008, 09:05 AM
Well, assuming midgets react like everybody else....

Half of them would be paralyzed with fear.

Half of the rest would be not be capable of any meaningful contribution to the cause.

And the remaining 12 or so would probably bicker about who was in charge and never be able to come up with a decent plan of attack.

I'll take the lion.

Yep, I think people underestimate the fact that the midgets would be too busy shitting their pants to formulate a plan of action, let alone that half the midgets would be too scared to approach the lion after they watch the other midgets get torn up

seclark
04-17-2008, 09:05 AM
lion
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Dartgod
04-17-2008, 09:06 AM
The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
(Talking) Lion: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Midget: 'Tis but a scratch.
(Talking) Lion: A scratch? Your arm's off.
Midget: No it isn't.
(Talking) Lion: What's that, then?
Midget: [after a pause] I've had worse.
(Talking) Lion: You liar.
Midget: Come on ya pansy.

ChiefsFan4Life
04-17-2008, 09:07 AM
Let this end the question....


Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

That story is a fake, but yeah, that's what I envision happening

Demonpenz
04-17-2008, 09:16 AM
midgets aren't like normal people. they are pissed off. Imagine napolean syndrome but even more pissed off. Hell people don't even want them breading or having kids. They are ready to get down!

ChiefsFan4Life
04-17-2008, 09:20 AM
midgets aren't like normal people. they are pissed off. Imagine napolean syndrome but even more pissed off. Hell people don't even want them breading or having kids. They are ready to get down!

They may be pissed, but they're still midgets

Physically owned by a lion

And you think Lions can't get mad if they are getting attacked?

Look at this crazy mother****er who was getting shot at:

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El Jefe
04-17-2008, 09:27 AM
The lion wouldn't bother to eat the midgets if he was being attacked. The lion would dominate the midgets, then he would eat the fat one's.

tyton75
04-17-2008, 09:34 AM
thats a freaking sweet video... just hoped the lion would have really fugged up their day!

Demonpenz
04-17-2008, 09:38 AM
midgets tend to stink too that smell may play a factor in the outcome. I am telling you though midgets are strong. Anyone who gets a 44 ounce drink and tries to steal it at the Kwik Pantry in St joseph will yell you

DenverChief
04-17-2008, 09:50 AM
It would take the sacrifice of A Few Good Midgets to distract the lion, but once they have him distracted, 20 or so midgets could jump on the lion. From there, they could do some major damage.

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Rain Man
04-17-2008, 10:11 AM
I would take the lion and give any points Vegas wants. I can't even come out of a wrestling match with my house cats without bleeding.

vailpass
04-17-2008, 10:16 AM
Lion. No question.
Midgets totally freak me out, can't stand 'em.