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Claynus
04-17-2008, 09:13 PM
Sorry, just predicting his headline. Take a stab at it.

Fat bastard is taking his sweet time tonight (if he's writing at all). HURRY UP, BIGSEXY!

Mecca
04-17-2008, 09:19 PM
What if it was "Allen has no one but himself to blame for all of this"

Claynus
04-17-2008, 09:21 PM
What if it was "Allen has no one but himself to blame for all of this"

No way. He's going to rip Carl the biggest new orifice of all time.

WHITLOCK - King should be dethroned

WHITLOCK - Carl dumps Allen, will Clark dump Carl?

WHITLOCK - Carl wins battle of egos

eazyb81
04-17-2008, 09:22 PM
No way. He's going to rip Carl the biggest new orifice of all time.

WHITLOCK - King should be dethroned

WHITLOCK - Carl dumps Allen, will Clark dump Carl?

WHITLOCK - Carl wins battle of egos

Of course he will, he hates Carl and Carl hates him.

I'm not waiting on Whitlock to give an unbiased, informative opinion on this issue.

cdcox
04-17-2008, 09:24 PM
I'm going with:

"Rap music made Allen a drunk"

markk
04-17-2008, 09:27 PM
'this town ain't big enough for the both of them' seems appropriate

KcMizzou
04-17-2008, 09:45 PM
I'm going with:

"Rap music made Allen a drunk"Heh. Must be the honky-tonk backlash to all this hip-hop culture.

KcMizzou
04-17-2008, 09:46 PM
WHITLOCK - Carl wins battle of egosThat's actually a pretty good prediction, IMO.

KcMizzou
04-17-2008, 09:47 PM
FWIW, I don't think they write their own headlines anyway, do they?

Rausch
04-17-2008, 09:49 PM
Heh. Must be the honky-tonk backlash to all this hip-hop culture.

"The mullett is just JA's reaction to Country-thug-club-culture. His latest video with Billy Ray is proof enough that he's more ego than sack-attack..."

Otter
04-17-2008, 10:03 PM
Jared may have a chance to see a Super Bowl if he leaves the Chiefs.

TEX
04-17-2008, 10:07 PM
Allen Wrenched by Carl...

Deberg_1990
04-17-2008, 10:09 PM
Whitlock: Carl doesnt fully trust Allen is a changed man



Carl wil look like a genious if he dumps Allen and he screws up again.

Claynus
04-17-2008, 10:12 PM
Not waiting any more. Goodnight.

DJJasonp
04-17-2008, 10:27 PM
This is when Whitlock usually does something completely opposite of the obvious.

I expect an endorsement of the "rebuilding years" article....

KcMizzou
04-17-2008, 10:29 PM
This is when Whitlock usually does something completely opposite of the obvious.

I expect an endorsement of the "rebuilding years" article....He does tend to have a knack for that.

Good call.

SNR
04-17-2008, 10:44 PM
Jared may have a chance to see a Super Bowl if he leaves the Chiefs.Are you ****ing kidding me? The VIKINGS?!

Who's more pathetic? The pathetic team or the pathetic team who loses to the pathetic team in the Super Bowl?

POND_OF_RED
04-17-2008, 10:57 PM
"The 'Plan' is killing the fan"

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2008, 10:57 PM
That whole sports arena and bar grill thing sure seems brilliant.

stlchiefs
04-17-2008, 11:01 PM
This is when Whitlock usually does something completely opposite of the obvious.

I expect an endorsement of the "rebuilding years" article....

I could see that. He probably wrote 2 articles, one for each side of the fence and then decides which to print. This is where out of the blue he praises the Chiefs for having some cajones, standing up to a drunk and rebuilding the franchise from the bottom up with young players, like they've been needing to do for years.

Title: "King Carl Extends His Reign"

Direckshun
04-17-2008, 11:09 PM
Neg rep. Why start a thread if the column doesn't exist.

Rausch
04-17-2008, 11:30 PM
Are you ****ing kidding me? The VIKINGS?!

Who's more pathetic? The pathetic team or the pathetic team who loses to the pathetic team in the Super Bowl?

In a "who's more pathetic race" the Vikes and Chiefs are as dead even as anyone.

I can't think of a team that's a more perfect comparison...

BIG K
04-17-2008, 11:37 PM
In a "who's more pathetic race" the Vikes and Chiefs are as dead even as anyone.

I can't think of a team that's a more perfect comparison...

True but, I hear they are going to get a pretty good DE...:)

Rausch
04-17-2008, 11:40 PM
True but, I hear they are going to get a pretty good DE...:)

He's not a turf-n-dome kind of guy. It's a bad marriage...:D

SBK
04-17-2008, 11:43 PM
Whitock - King Carl saves KC Drivers lives, and kills the Chiefs in one move

blueballs
04-18-2008, 01:02 AM
Allen sacks Peterson
Peterson sacks Allen

SBK
04-18-2008, 01:26 AM
Allen sacks Peterson
Peterson sacks Allen

Reminds me of a book.

Homosexuality in Ireland by Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

philfree
04-18-2008, 03:47 AM
KC Doesn't have a BBQ joint or toilet stall big enough for Shitlock.........

PhilFree:arrow:

Claynus
04-18-2008, 07:07 AM
WTF Whitlock...I wake up and nothing.

Kerberos
04-18-2008, 07:56 AM
Neg rep. Why start a thread if the column doesn't exist.

This is "GoChiefs" that is the thread starter and you have to ask WHY? :hmmm:

EyePod
04-18-2008, 08:13 AM
"Jason Whitlock has been creating water-cooler conversation in Kansas City since his arrival at The Star in 1994. His award-winning newspaper columns shock the funny bone, challenge conventional wisdom and cause readers to re-think their positions."

I love the description that the Star has of him... He really does make me re-think my position... because he sounds like such an idiot and therefore I go the opposite direction from him!!!

milkman
04-19-2008, 08:02 AM
In a "who's more pathetic race" the Vikes and Chiefs are as dead even as anyone.

I can't think of a team that's a more perfect comparison...

I'd have to say that the Jets are a more perfect comparison.

milkman
04-19-2008, 08:05 AM
Jared vs. Carl:

The Battle of Recovering Drunk and Power Drunk.

Claynus
04-19-2008, 08:50 AM
I heard Whitlock was on vacation. Must be nice.