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KCKID58
04-19-2008, 09:09 PM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?

Delano
04-19-2008, 09:12 PM
Did you misspell Spruce or spouse?

I'm faithful to my trees.

Grass is always greener and so on...

mikeyis4dcats.
04-19-2008, 09:12 PM
post her hot topless and naked pix

Iowanian
04-19-2008, 09:12 PM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?


I don't know....how about stay loyal to the person you vowed you would, dumbass?


You're old enough to be her dad, shyguy....

You'd better just put on the racing suit and fire retardant now.

Douche Baggins
04-19-2008, 09:13 PM
Please provide pictures of your current wife and potential mistress.

Ebolapox
04-19-2008, 09:13 PM
shyguy is back for more abuse, I see.

KCKID58
04-19-2008, 09:17 PM
what would make you give up 18 yars of marriage? that'll have to be some piece of ass

Iowanian
04-19-2008, 09:18 PM
Death.


No matter how great the hooter's girl is..somewhere, there is a guy who thinks she is a C you next tuesday and is sick of her shit.

I hope you wife finds the thread.

KCKID58
04-19-2008, 09:21 PM
believe me i know the right thing to do but come on. given the chance nobody would find out wouldn't you ?

blueballs
04-19-2008, 09:21 PM
You may think it's Christmas
but it's really a fruitcake exchange

Spott
04-19-2008, 09:22 PM
i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?

Seek some counseling you old perv. She is easily young enough to be your daughter.

Delano
04-19-2008, 09:22 PM
You gotta know that your information is on your workplace's website.

Are you new here?

Fruit Ninja
04-19-2008, 09:24 PM
This thread has let me set my self up like a retard written all over it.

StcChief
04-19-2008, 09:24 PM
Dude, just don't do it. It won't be worth it, you have everything to lose and nothing to gain but a thrill and maybe a STD.

Fruit Ninja
04-19-2008, 09:25 PM
I don't know....how about stay loyal to the person you vowed you would, dumbass?


You're old enough to be her dad, shyguy....

You'd better just put on the racing suit and fire retardant now.

lol, my pops used to bang this chick that was younger then i was. She wasnt to bad looking either. I just gave him a way to go pops. lol

Bugeater
04-19-2008, 09:25 PM
Nothing good can come from this.

Otter
04-19-2008, 09:27 PM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?

Go home and jerk off and pretend it never happened.

Iowanian
04-19-2008, 09:28 PM
Here is a reason to consider not spending 30 seconds on top of wonderwoman's pelvis hole.


1/2

Bugeater
04-19-2008, 09:29 PM
What could a 23 yr old see in a 42 yr old anyway? Are you loaded?

Douche Baggins
04-19-2008, 09:30 PM
believe me i know the right thing to do but come on. given the chance nobody would find out wouldn't you ?

How about this...

You nail the 23-year old. It's the most fantastic sex you've had in years. You can't stop ****ing her and make up every excuse in the book to spank her pretty little taut ass every chance you get. Your quality of life has improved drastically, your stress levels are lower, and you feel great.

One night, your wife finds those kinky photos you took at the Motel 6 with Little Miss Humpsalot. She's mad as hell. But she doesn't want a divorce. She decides to get even.

She goes out to a bar one night and surverys her options. Closing time comes, and no one wants her. She's old. Oh well.

But then I come along and take a fancy to your wife. I'm a real horndog, and I love cougars, especially early in the morning after their hubbies have left the homestead. I like to bend them over the washing machine and stick my fabric softener in their spin cycle.

Then she gets to make me breakfast and we fornicate on your 300-count french silk sheets upstairs. I use one of your ties for a cum rag. It feels nice on my peter.

Anyway, say I've been having mindblowing, life-altering sex with your hot, older woman for weeks, perhaps months now. Then she decides to really put the screws to you, so to speak. She decides to divorce you for infidelity (she will almost certainly win, as long as you don't find out about her boy toy, me). We take half your fortune, which has taken you years to build up, and move to Aruba. You lose your house in the deal, and we figure it will make a great summer home.

You move into a run-down apartment on the shitty side of town. Your 23-year old temptress leaves for another high roller who likes to cheat on his loyal wife of 18 years. You have no money. Your stress levels go back up. You feel like shit.

One night, a crack fiend takes your wallet in the alley and decides HE wants some ass. You know, like you did a few months ago? He bends you over and rapes you in the dead of night. You develop anal fissures, they get infected, you have no money to go to a doctor, you lose your job, and eventually die.

All because you wanted a piece of ass that never really loved you anyway.

How about that?

Delano
04-19-2008, 09:32 PM
I think I understand.

This guy spent his first night in a strip club at 42 years and is posting from his cell phone.

The 23 year old stripper is crazy for him.

Take Otter's advice. Go home to your spouce.

blueballs
04-19-2008, 09:33 PM
If you turn out like your old man
you will have you for a son
that's alot of punishment -nip it in the bud

Bugeater
04-19-2008, 09:34 PM
I think I understand.

This guy spent his first night in a strip club at 42 years and is posting from his cell phone.

The 23 year old stripper is crazy for him.

Take Otter's advice. Go home to your spouce.

Or your spruce. Either way you're better off.

KCKID58
04-19-2008, 09:34 PM
i know . you're right. what the f@ck was i thinking. even if i could have pulled it off.......it's not worth it....

ChiefaRoo
04-19-2008, 09:36 PM
How about this...

You nail the 23-year old. It's the most fantastic sex you've had in years. You can't stop ****ing her and make up every excuse in the book to spank her pretty little taut ass every chance you get. Your quality of life has improved drastically, your stress levels are lower, and you feel great.

One night, your wife finds those kinky photos you took at the Motel 6 with Little Miss Humpsalot. She's mad as hell. But she doesn't want a divorce. She decides to get even.

She goes out to a bar one night and surverys her options. Closing time comes, and no one wants her. She's old. Oh well.

But then I come along and take a fancy to your wife. I'm a real horndog, and I love cougars, especially early in the morning after their hubbies have left the homestead. I like to bend them over the washing machine and stick my fabric softener in their spin cycle.

Then she gets to make me breakfast and we fornicate on your 300-count french silk sheets upstairs. I use one of your ties for a cum rag. It feels nice on my peter.

Anyway, say I've been having mindblowing, life-altering sex with your hot, older woman for weeks, perhaps months now. Then she decides to really put the screws to you, so to speak. She decides to divorce you for infidelity (she will almost certainly win, as long as you don't find out about her boy toy, me). We take half your fortune, which has taken you years to build up, and move to Aruba. You lose your house in the deal, and we figure it will make a great summer home.

You move into a run-down apartment on the shitty side of town. Your 23-year old temptress leaves for another high roller who likes to cheat on his loyal wife of 18 years. You have no money. Your stress levels go back up. You feel like shit.

One night, a crack fiend takes your wallet in the alley and decides HE wants some ass. You know, like you did a few months ago? He bends you over and rapes you in the dead of night. You develop anal fissures, they get infected, you have no money to go to a doctor, you lose your job, and eventually die.

All because you wanted a piece of ass that never really loved you anyway.

How about that?


Umm, great story but your a gay homosexual Clayton.

Douche Baggins
04-19-2008, 09:36 PM
i know . you're right. what the f@ck was i thinking. even if i could have pulled it off.......it's not worth it....

No dude! It's OK. Sorry if I scared you.

Just hide some money in an offshore account and divorce your current wife FIRST. Then you'll be set up nice, you can marry the 23-year old, and life goes on.

Just watch out for those crack fiends. Wait, are you sure the 23-year old doesn't use crack? Check her personal belongings for strap-on dildos. Sometimes you can't change the future no matter what you do.

Tribal Warfare
04-19-2008, 09:38 PM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?




Don't F*CKING do it

Spott
04-19-2008, 09:39 PM
Have you asked the 23 year old if she's into anal? This younger generation is really adventurous. Hell, she may even go let you go ass to mouth on her.

Iowanian
04-19-2008, 09:40 PM
Married 2 decades and willing to risk
half of his shit for a 10 minute trist.
Her tight little arse, he's ready to shred
but thinking more stupid than a drunk water-head.

He's drunk and his mind is not very nimble
he's taken viagra, He thinks with his thimble
She's young and fun and twenty three
That tilta whirl ride, cums with a fee.

You'll think that you've won,
with your new sportin' gal
You'll chuckle it up,
and brag to your pals


6 weeks after that poke his doctor reports
the blisters are herpes, the bumps are all warts.
Your wifes ass isn't tight, and neither's her gash
She'll laugh her fat ass to the bank, with half of your cash.

You're razzled and dazzled when she shakes her behind
would it be fun to ride her? OF COURSE! he oppines.
If he takes some advice, he'll have us to thank
the only place that you need her, is in your head when you spank.

blueballs
04-19-2008, 09:40 PM
If your spouce is male
by all means jump tracks

BigRock
04-19-2008, 09:40 PM
The only sure-fire way to get away with it:

1) Take the 23 year old to a cheap motel and do her from behind.

2) When you're done, wrap a plastic bag over her head. Hold it until she stops moving.

3) Drive home.

Spott
04-19-2008, 09:41 PM
The only sure-fire way to get away with it:

1) Take the 23 year old to a cheap motel and do her from behind.

2) When you're done, wrap a plastic bag over her head. Hold it until she stops moving.

3) Drive home.

This plan would work better if he were to use Carl's credit card to pay for the room.

stlchiefs
04-19-2008, 09:49 PM
i know . you're right. what the f@ck was i thinking. even if i could have pulled it off.......it's not worth it....

Good choice. Originally I wasn't going to take the bait and post on this, but hopefully you've seen the light and I'll congratulate you on remembering the commitment you made to your wife. The pleasure of a fling is fleeting, the pain (emotional and financial) of a divorce will last you a lifetime.

CrazyPhuD
04-19-2008, 09:50 PM
Simple solution to this. Just put it in the butt. I mean if it doesn't count as sex for virgin's it shouldn't count as cheating now should it?

Iowanian
04-19-2008, 09:50 PM
If it makes you feel better kckid58, right now, your wife is on Oprah's board, asking a horde of lonely housewives if its alright for her to get DPd by the landscaping crew while you're fishing tomorrow.

Ari Chi3fs
04-19-2008, 09:50 PM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?


Upgrade for awhile... then when that falls apart and your wife hates you, you will grow old bitter and alone.

Sounds fun! Count me in for the quick lust!

buddha
04-19-2008, 09:57 PM
If you can't spell "spouse" then she probably doesn't mean enough to you anyway. There is no such thing as an affair that won't come back to bite you in the arse. You have to be smarter than that.

boogblaster
04-19-2008, 09:59 PM
no .. but should have ....

plbrdude
04-19-2008, 10:00 PM
believe me i know the right thing to do but come on. given the chance nobody would find out wouldn't you ?

no

DaneMcCloud
04-19-2008, 10:07 PM
Here is a reason to consider not spending 30 seconds on top of wonderwoman's pelvis hole.


1/2

In this idiot's case, half of nothing is still nothing.

If you're big enough dumbf*ck to even consider cheating on your wife and broadcasting it on the internet, by all means, cheat.

She deserves much better than you.

Iowanian
04-19-2008, 10:08 PM
Maybe you should just ask your wife if SHE wants to bang her too.

Lonewolf Ed
04-19-2008, 10:24 PM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?

Why did you go looking for someone else to get crazy about you? Unless you are Hugh Hefner, it's not cool.

KcMizzou
04-19-2008, 10:31 PM
If you do it... you deserve teh herpes.

keg in kc
04-19-2008, 10:32 PM
Maybe you should just ask your wife if SHE wants to bang her too.There's your answer. When in doubt, propose a threesome.

Friendo
04-19-2008, 10:37 PM
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/steely+dan/babylon+sisters_20130110.html

BIG K
04-19-2008, 10:43 PM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?

What do you do? Pull your head out of your ass and get some counseling. Cheating on your wife will not solve your insecurity..Grow a nutsack, become a man and be the husband/ father that you promised that you would be.

Psyko Tek
04-19-2008, 11:39 PM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?



okay
First step
DON'T POST YOUR PLANS ON THE INTERNET

the rest you gotta figure out

BigRedChief
04-19-2008, 11:46 PM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?
If this is a real post I'll respond as if it is. If not I'll declare a neg rep war on you and your offspring.

If you want to cheat you should fix whatever is making you look over other possibilites in another woman.

If its broken and can't be fixed then you should tell her its over and you both move on with your lives.

I've been married to my wife for 18 years and have never, ever fooled around with another woman. Theres more to a relationship than sex with a 23 year old. I understand the little head thinking for the big head but dude just follow my advise.

jspchief
04-19-2008, 11:47 PM
This guy needs to get American Hero'd.

alanm
04-20-2008, 12:03 AM
Maybe you should just ask your wife if SHE wants to bang her too.
There is always the upfront approach. :D

jAZ
04-20-2008, 12:06 AM
Best thing for you would be to have her meet you at the Scripps National Spelling Bee Competition. No one you know would ever look for you there.

alanm
04-20-2008, 12:07 AM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?
I'm betting that this is some kid. Because no intelligent 42 yr old married guy would post on a public bulletin board that he's thinking about cheating on his wife.
That is if he's trying to keep it secret.

KcMizzou
04-20-2008, 12:07 AM
There is always the upfront approach. :D"Hey babe! There's this chick I know that I'd like to bang. Wanna join in!?!?"

If anyone tries this, please put it on youtube.

LMAO

alanm
04-20-2008, 12:09 AM
"Hey babe! There's this chick I know that I'd like to bang. Wanna join in!?!?"

If anyone tries this, please put it on youtube.

LMAO
No one ever said it was the smartest question to ask. But at least the motive is out in the open. ROFL

BIG K
04-20-2008, 12:10 AM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?

8 years on this board, and you are receiving my very first neg rep. I pray to God you have no children that will be affected by your stupidity....

SNR
04-20-2008, 12:17 AM
By all means, tap the 23 year old. After you're done with that, try swallowing glass. I hear that's a great time

BigRedChief
04-20-2008, 12:18 AM
I'm betting that this is some kid. Because no intelligent 42 yr old married guy would post on a public bulletin board that he's thinking about cheating on his wife.
That is if he's trying to keep it secret.
Since when is intelligence a requirement to post on this board? I'm glad I must have been "grandfathered" in.:)

RustShack
04-20-2008, 12:22 AM
Tell your wife you want to try something new, and have a three some.

Dick Bull
04-20-2008, 12:23 AM
I'm betting that this is some kid. Because no intelligent 42 yr old married guy would post on a public bulletin board that he's thinking about cheating on his wife.
That is if he's trying to keep it secret.

i don't think an intelligent 24 year old married man would post this

Possibly it's a wife of a member trying to gauge their response

42 year olds know how to spell spouse

ClevelandBronco
04-20-2008, 12:25 AM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?

Quit it, asshole. You're married.

I truly can't figure out why anyone would ask such a ****ed up question.

The answer is probably related to the reason why some desperate woman would have married a scumbag such as you in the first place.

L.A. Chieffan
04-20-2008, 12:26 AM
Tap it.

RustShack
04-20-2008, 12:28 AM
i don't think an intelligent 24 year old married man would post this

Possibly it's a wife of a member trying to gauge their response

42 year olds know how to spell spouse

not dumb ones thinking about cheating

Bugeater
04-20-2008, 12:29 AM
I'm betting that this is some kid. Because no intelligent 42 yr old married guy would post on a public bulletin board that he's thinking about cheating on his wife.
That is if he's trying to keep it secret.
It's not the smartest thing to do, that's for sure, but it's not like anyone here knows the guy. Hell, he's only posted 135 times over four years.

blueballs
04-20-2008, 12:29 AM
He asks an interesting question
how long do you last when you cheat
does the thrill make you cum faster

Ugly Duck
04-20-2008, 12:30 AM
I don't know....how about stay loyal to the person you vowed you would, dumbass?

Classic!

rep

Bugeater
04-20-2008, 12:31 AM
i don't think an intelligent 24 year old married man would post this

Possibly it's a wife of a member trying to gauge their response

42 year olds know how to spell spouse
That doesn't mean anything, I know people who are way older and smarter than me that can't spell to save their life.

Douche Baggins
04-20-2008, 12:35 AM
That doesn't mean anything, I know people who are way older and smarter than me that can't spell to save their life.

Nick is getting better...I swear...

BigRedChief
04-20-2008, 12:40 AM
Nick is getting better...I swear...
I don't care who you are that there is funny.ROFL

ROYC75
04-20-2008, 09:38 AM
I find myself a little dirty here, laughing at GOATSE post twice in one thread ......... Help.

To the thread poster ....... Stupid is as Stupid does !

Baby Lee
04-20-2008, 09:47 AM
Here is a reason to consider not spending 30 seconds on top of wonderwoman's pelvis hole.


1/2

Yeah, even the crazy, naked, zebra bitches know about 1/2, Eddie.

1adam1238
04-20-2008, 09:50 AM
Bone her!!!!!!!! How often do you get a chance at that.

Direckshun
04-20-2008, 10:05 AM
ROFL @ the tags

KcMizzou
04-20-2008, 10:07 AM
ROFL @ the tagsLMAO

They make for a nice little summary of the thread.

Iowanian
04-20-2008, 10:14 AM
So here's to you...mister Robinson

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio,
Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.
What's that you say, Mr. Robinson.
Jotting Joe has left and gone away,
Hey hey hey.

mlyonsd
04-20-2008, 10:39 AM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?

It appears your conscience might be eating at you.

To relieve it I'd do this. Before doing the deed go to your wife and tell her you'd like to bang the 23 year old but just to be fair you're willing to let her hang out at the local college bar so that she could take her pick of fraternities to service.

Seems only fair.

el borracho
04-20-2008, 10:40 AM
If it's really so tempting that you have to think about it for more than an instant then you should just go ahead and get a divorce.

Dick Bull
04-20-2008, 10:42 AM
That doesn't mean anything, I know people who are way older and smarter than me that can't spell to save their life.


spell check is your friend

Hoover
04-20-2008, 10:48 AM
Dude just take the thrill of some young hottie wanting to get you in the sack. You can brag about it, shit tell her she's not hot enough, make it a better story.

Just don't do it. i think a lot of good stuff has been said here. Your basically tradign in 18 years and everything you have created in your life for a few minutes of passion, and thats if she doesn't laugh at your small dick.

BigRedChief
04-20-2008, 11:18 AM
ROFL @ the tags
Screw a jar of maynoiase? theres douchbaggery affot?

Douche Baggins
04-20-2008, 11:19 AM
Screw a jar of maynoiase?

Don't knock it.

OmahaChief
04-20-2008, 11:26 AM
ok has anyone ever cheated on their spouce? how long did you do it and how did you pull it off.
i'm married for 18 years and found a 23 year old that is crazy for me.i'm 42 and she's 23. what the hell do i do ?

Be a man and be loyal to your wife.

NCarlsCorner2
04-20-2008, 11:28 AM
If you mess around with her that will be the 2nd biggest mistake that you will make this year,



































the biggest mistake will be voting for Obama.

Bwana
04-20-2008, 12:12 PM
:shake:

Buck
04-20-2008, 01:10 PM
This guy is a retard, quit acting like your a ****in 20 year old. That shit happens when you are young, but this shit just sounds retarded.

Braincase
04-20-2008, 02:00 PM
Notches on her lipstick case, one for every divorce she's caused...

B_Ambuehl
04-20-2008, 02:41 PM
Most of you guys are acting like a bunch of dorks. Monogamy is not biologically natural. Wanting to bone another chick after 20 years (or even a few months) is perfectly normal. It doesn't mean he doesn't give a shit about his wife.

Braincase
04-20-2008, 02:45 PM
Most of you guys are acting like a bunch of dorks. Monogamy is not biologically natural. Wanting to bone another chick after 20 years (or even a few months) is perfectly normal. It doesn't mean he doesn't give a shit about his wife.

I didn't say I never wanted to stick it to some little hottie, but when you analize the cost/benefit and risk, IT AIN'T WORTH IT. Just ask Elliot Spitzer.

Mr. Plow
04-20-2008, 04:14 PM
Haven't we already done this with this guy? I thought Phobia busted his ass and called his wife.....or am I thinking of some other ****ing idiot.

Mr. Plow
04-20-2008, 04:15 PM
Most of you guys are acting like a bunch of dorks. Monogamy is not biologically natural. Wanting to bone another chick after 20 years (or even a few months) is perfectly normal. It doesn't mean he doesn't give a shit about his wife.


Seeing a hot chick and wanting to hit it is one thing, going through with it is another. Not happily married I'm guessing.

B_Ambuehl
04-20-2008, 04:25 PM
The problem I have is the way a lot of people "talk" around here.

From reading some of the threads one could get the impression the average chiefs planet poster lives their life like a frat guy banging 18 year hotties regularly, drinking a case of beer each night, and spends their day at work shooting spitwads at their boss

Then a thread like this comes up and everyone sounds like a tattletale choir boy.

Mr. Plow
04-20-2008, 04:27 PM
Maybe you're new to earth. Men on earth talk a big game......especially on the internet.

blueballs
04-20-2008, 04:29 PM
Age doesn't start again after a sex change
him/her is still 54