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Spicy McHaggis
04-22-2008, 08:18 AM
I'm banging out a cultural anthropology paper right now at the library and the guy at the computer next to me has fallen asleep. He's sitting straight up, head on his chest, snoring loudly. People are staring at him because every few minutes he'll clear his chest loudly and kinda shake before continuing his slumber. While this is not as annoying as the jerks who turn their iPods up so loudly I could be dancing to Soulja Boy along with them, it is a mild irritant. Should I:

DenverChief
04-22-2008, 08:19 AM
I think we should place a bet on what you will do

DJ's left nut
04-22-2008, 08:28 AM
E) Log his computer onto lemonparty.org while he is passed out in front of it.

eazyb81
04-22-2008, 08:28 AM
E) Log his computer onto lemonparty.org while he is passed out in front of it.

I'm both intrigued and scared by what lemonparty.org could be.

I think meatspin.com would be a better choice for this douche. Wake him the F up.

Rooster
04-22-2008, 08:32 AM
F) Place hand in warm glass of water.

DenverChief
04-22-2008, 08:32 AM
I'm both intrigued and scared by what lemonparty.org could be.

I think meatspin.com would be a better choice for this douche. Wake him the F up.

Be very scared

Delano
04-22-2008, 08:33 AM
Be very scared

[random gay joke]

Fish
04-22-2008, 08:54 AM
Finals week in college back in the day..... this girl sitting at the table across from me kept falling asleep sitting up. I didn't think anything of it till she started swaying.... which was amusing until she proceeded to topple over and face plant onto the floor. She came up with a bloody nose looking around shocked like someone had pushed her over. Of course all eyes were on her at that point. I felt sorry for her, as it must have been terribly embarrassing.

StcChief
04-22-2008, 08:55 AM
sleep, let the Librarian handle it.

crazycoffey
04-22-2008, 09:21 AM
E) Log his computer onto lemonparty.org while he is passed out in front of it.


search for "mirror google" and open the front page of Google that's all backwards, if you haven't seen that before it's for sure a good WTF - and safe for work....

stlchiefs
04-22-2008, 10:21 AM
Finals week in college back in the day..... this girl sitting at the table across from me kept falling asleep sitting up. I didn't think anything of it till she started swaying.... which was amusing until she proceeded to topple over and face plant onto the floor. She came up with a bloody nose looking around shocked like someone had pushed her over. Of course all eyes were on her at that point. I felt sorry for her, as it must have been terribly embarrassing.

nice ROFL

El Jefe
04-22-2008, 10:57 AM
Let him sleep IMO.

AZORChiefFan
04-22-2008, 10:59 AM
Steal his laptop. Then brag about it here.

Pestilence
04-22-2008, 11:10 AM
Take a dump in the sink and then blame it on him.

LocoChiefsFan
04-22-2008, 03:46 PM
What did you decide to do?