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keg in kc
04-23-2008, 12:20 PM
Q: If a Gholston leaves Columbus at 60 mph and a a Gholston leaves Cincinnati at 45 mph, when will they pass?

A: Trick question! No Gholston travels below the speed of sound.

Gonzo
04-23-2008, 12:20 PM
Gholston once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

keg in kc
04-23-2008, 12:24 PM
I just heard on 810 that Ghoston won't be available in the draft. He's just been classified by the department of defense. My guess is he will not be seen again until an army of Gholston clones ends the war on terror in about a month.

penguinz
04-23-2008, 12:37 PM
In 5 years, lets compare notes on our positions.:D

I'll gladly eat crow if its called for.I will bet Mecca will win this bet since you seem to have no idea what a good DE looks like for a cover 2 D.

Baby Lee
04-23-2008, 12:43 PM
This is probably going to sound bad but he's not white....

Allen was a player alot of fans here could relate to because he was a star player that was white and they felt was alot like them being a likeable country boy or some such.

Many fans seem to feel like they didn't just lose a player but they lost one of their buddies, so in short Gholston won't be the cities drinkin buddy.

Guess that's why we never really warmed to Derrick Thomas.

We're such assholes.

Baby Lee
04-23-2008, 12:44 PM
Gholston is a once in a decade type physical specimen who has produced at a major college program. Parcells is a dumb f*ck for not taking him #1 overall.

Nah, he's just a racist.

keg in kc
04-23-2008, 12:54 PM
Nah, he's just a racist.Can't be that. Gholston ended racism in the 60s.

xbarretx
04-23-2008, 01:31 PM
Can't be that. Gholston ended racism in the 60s.

yeah and Kenny G is allowed to live because Gholston doesn't kill women.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-23-2008, 03:11 PM
Nah, he's just a racist.

Wow...you are one pathetic loser.

http://www.northernstars.ca/actorsabc/Media/carrey_dumber.jpg

Nothing like someone trying to get a burn in that has about as much charge as static electrical buildup from a toupee.

Hey man, it's alright. Go toss back some more beers with pedophiles. Good times :thumb:

Sure-Oz
04-23-2008, 03:42 PM
Gholston is the chuck norris of draft picks

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-23-2008, 03:44 PM
Gholston is the chuck norris of draft picks

Chuck Norris and Bill Brasky were the discarded genetic material from the experiment that created Vernon Gholston.

Sure-Oz
04-23-2008, 03:45 PM
Chuck Norris and Bill Brasky where the discarded genetic material from the experiment that created Vernon Gholston.

ROFL

LocoChiefsFan
04-23-2008, 04:48 PM
I hadn't seen this video posted. It's a pretty good one.

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Hydrae
04-23-2008, 04:49 PM
He got 1 sack. Not exactly an a-- whipping. He disappeared against lesser talent. The question would be can we get him to play all the time. He's nonexistant in the 4th quarter. Maybe he should spend a little more of that gym time on cardio...

Interestingly I was listening to ESPN radio this morning and they mentioned that J Long gave up 1 sack all year and had 1 penalty. I guess that the only sack he gave up all season was to Gholston. :hmmm:

OnTheWarpath58
04-23-2008, 05:09 PM
Interestingly I was listening to ESPN radio this morning and they mentioned that J Long gave up 1 sack all year and had 1 penalty. I guess that the only sack he gave up all season was to Gholston. :hmmm:


Speaking of Jake Long, I wonder who #97 is for Ohio State?

He made Long his bitch on several occasions in that video.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-23-2008, 05:18 PM
I hadn't seen this video posted. It's a pretty good one.

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I posted it last night. Watch him destroy Long at the 3:00 mark.

KC Tattoo
04-23-2008, 05:47 PM
I hadn't seen this video posted. It's a pretty good one.

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Jared who?

dirk digler
04-23-2008, 06:27 PM
I posted it last night. Watch him destroy Long at the 3:00 mark.

I don't have any beef with Gholsten but I must have missed something in this video of him destroying Long. Isn't Long #77 on the left side and Gholsten went up against #52 on the right side. :shrug:

The one at the 2:38 mark he goes around Long but the one at the 3:00 mark he is on the right side

Delano
04-23-2008, 06:32 PM
Scouting reports, college statistics, shirtless photos - guys none of this matters.

How did Gholston fare in the Krumrie bitch-slap drill?

Raiderh8ter77
04-23-2008, 07:42 PM
i want gholston more than long

bowener
04-23-2008, 08:05 PM
**** it. draft him #5 and on draft day hand him a #69 jersey on stage.

keg in kc
04-23-2008, 08:06 PM
**** it. draft him #5 and on draft day hand him a #69 jersey on stage.I'd laugh my ass off.

the Talking Can
04-23-2008, 08:09 PM
**** it. draft him #5 and on draft day hand him a #69 jersey on stage.

and a cold beer

bowener
04-23-2008, 08:10 PM
and a cold beer

F that man, hand him a royals beer helmet with 2 PBR's strapped to the side... he's a motha****in chief now!

keg in kc
04-23-2008, 08:13 PM
Don't forget to hand him his "Jared Allen Handbook".

a.k.a. 'You might be a redneck..."

bowener
04-23-2008, 08:15 PM
what is the name of JA bar? and how long will it remain in business?

keg in kc
04-23-2008, 08:28 PM
what is the name of JA bar? and how long will it remain in business?Everybody run out to "Tamba Hali's Sports Arena". Sun, fun and 91.

Chiefnj2
04-23-2008, 08:30 PM
I posted it last night. Watch him destroy Long at the 3:00 mark.

if you want a better video, watch the BCS championship game. You'll see him get his ass kicked by a TE on a goal line run, you'll see him give up on another red zone TD after misreading the play, and you'll see him generally ineffective for the entire game.

R&GHomer
04-23-2008, 08:36 PM
Wow...you are one pathetic loser.

http://www.northernstars.ca/actorsabc/Media/carrey_dumber.jpg

Nothing like someone trying to get a burn in that has about as much charge as static electrical buildup from a toupee.

Hey man, it's alright. Go toss back some more beers with pedophiles. Good times :thumb:

Well you know what, making a statement that people are upset over loosing Allen because he's white and a good ole boy ranks right up there. Stupid, just ****ing stupid!

Count Alex's Losses
04-23-2008, 08:37 PM
Everybody run out to "Tamba Hali's Sports Arena". Sun, fun and 91.

TAMBA'S

A TASTE OF AFRICA

:D

Direckshun
04-23-2008, 08:39 PM
I have absolutely no doubt Gholston is roiding. JESUS.

macdawg
04-23-2008, 08:48 PM
as long as that kid can pass a drug test I'd be just fine taking him at #5 also

Direckshun
04-23-2008, 08:53 PM
I just now the team that takes him is taking the next Merriman. An insanely talented guy who will test positive eventually.

I'd love to take the guy, but I never saw that picture of him in the white shirt -- just leaves zero question as to whether or not he's roiding.

melbar
04-23-2008, 08:58 PM
Interestingly I was listening to ESPN radio this morning and they mentioned that J Long gave up 1 sack all year and had 1 penalty. I guess that the only sack he gave up all season was to Gholston. :hmmm:

The one penalty was for his Entire college career. Long had one bad game that everyone disses him for. Conversley Gholston has make his entire draft postition on that same game.

melbar
04-23-2008, 09:04 PM
I will bet Mecca will win this bet since you seem to have no idea what a good DE looks like for a cover 2 D.

A guy who gives consistant effort. NOT Gholston.

Delano
04-23-2008, 09:04 PM
I have absolutely no doubt Gholston is roiding. JESUS.

Look at his fore-rists (the upper body version of cankles). His forearms are so ****ing roid-ridden that they have engulfed his wrists.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-23-2008, 09:47 PM
Well you know what, making a statement that people are upset over loosing Allen because he's white and a good ole boy ranks right up there. Stupid, just ****ing stupid!

This is what happens when some jackass tries to interpret a post that references three other threads.

I'll call a proctologist for a crainiectomy for ya.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-23-2008, 09:49 PM
A guy who gives consistant effort. NOT Gholston.

You are a complete f*cking 'tard, you know that?? I know you've read the other threads in which I've posted this about three times: Once more, for posterity, and the people who obviously proved that BF Skinner is a f*cking moron.

Strengths:
A terrific athlete...Good speed and quickness...Has a cut muscular physique...Very strong with good power...Has an outstanding motor...Does a solid job against the run...Has excellent range and is a terror in pursuit...Is able to get pressure off the edge or as a bull rusher...Good tackler...A hard worker with top intangibles...Very productive...Versatile and can play more than one position...Still has some upside

Brock
04-23-2008, 09:50 PM
A guy who gives consistant effort. NOT Gholston.

ROFL Not this shit again....

Chiefmanwillcatch
04-23-2008, 10:03 PM
http://profootballexperts.scout.com/2/740258.html