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penguinz
04-23-2008, 07:41 AM
You can't have too many JA threads. ;)

One thing this trade did prove is that Jared Allen does still need to grow up. His signing bonus was $31,000,69.00.

Arrowhead Pride
04-23-2008, 07:56 AM
69 is his number.

Mr. Plow
04-23-2008, 08:09 AM
69 is his number.


Really? I had no idea.

Iowanian
04-23-2008, 08:10 AM
He's an alcoholic who just opened a BAR.


Now that he's a Viking....To congratulate him and all, does anyone have an address I can send him a case of Boulevard? Maybe I'll just put it in his car outside of the minnesota press conference.

Brock
04-23-2008, 08:11 AM
Really? I had no idea.

The things you learn on this board.

Mr. Plow
04-23-2008, 08:12 AM
The things you learn on this board.

Did you know the Chiefs play in Arrowhead? How ironic is that. Chiefs.....Arrowhead. AMAZING!

patteeu
04-23-2008, 08:12 AM
I think this was definitively determined when he showed up at the 101 banquet wearing jeans and a tuxedo t-shirt.

Tuckdaddy
04-23-2008, 08:28 AM
Fugg him. We need team sacks across the line, not all from one man.

Arrowhead Pride
04-23-2008, 08:29 AM
Really? I had no idea.

The thread starter didn't seem to make that connection.

penguinz
04-23-2008, 08:47 AM
The thread starter didn't seem to make that connection.
You can't seem to make the connection. You do realize why his jersey number is 69 don't you?

vailpass
04-23-2008, 08:54 AM
You can't seem to make the connection. You do realize why his jersey number is 69 don't you?

Why? Is he a pervert? In that case he should have went for 71.

bkkcoh
04-23-2008, 09:02 AM
Why? Is he a pervert? In that case he should have went for 71.

or 77 because you get ate more..... :banghead: :shake:

Gonzo
04-23-2008, 09:05 AM
You can't have too many JA threads. ;)





Yes....Yes you can.

BigOlChiefsfan
04-23-2008, 09:46 AM
His signing bonus was $31,000,69.00.

So the Vikings wined him, dined him and sixty-nined him?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Phobia
04-23-2008, 09:49 AM
Not to be technical or anything - okay, to be technical it was $31,000,069.00

Deberg_1990
04-23-2008, 09:49 AM
JA is immature?? I hadnt noticed.

Reerun_KC
04-23-2008, 10:57 AM
JA is immature? Sure, but that doesnt change the fact that Carl is a douche bag....