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DenverChief
04-24-2008, 01:11 PM
Yesterday, as photos of what appeared to be Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens in the background of the BangBros. com's "Spring Break Ass" circulated, there were questions about whether or not it actually was the Terrell Owens. There were no mentions in any mainstream media outlets (except one) and the Rosenhauses were much too busy getting ready to fleece NFL teams in the draft to respond to phone calls about such matters.

I contacted the BangBros. production facilities in the hopes of getting on the phone with one of the executives of the company, but none were available. Instead, I had numerous brief, unsuccessful conversations with a woman answering the Bang Bros. phone line — a woman whose hint of a Spanish accent and street-hardened annoyance could very well land her a permanent spot on the casting couch as "receptionist at a porno production company."

"Sir, I have no idea what you (sic) talking about. You didn't talk to me. We have tree (sic) receptionists here. I don't know no T.O. person."

Fine, it could've been another woman I spoke with yesterday. At least, she called me "Sir." Either way, there was nary a non-receptionist person willing to get on the phone to clarify if it actually was Terrell Owens.

But, then, late last night, the incriminating photo of Terrell Owens in the background of "Spring Break Ass" was cropped out.

Who did this? Was it the Bang Bros.? Was it Terrell Owens? Was it Drew Rosenhaus? Was it Vanessa Lee (NSFW), star of "Spring Break Ass" and other "Ass Parade" and "Tug Job" videos completely annoyed that the Cowboys' wide receiver was stealing her ass time?

The truth is out there...

http://deadspin.com/383119/terrell-owens-disappears-from-porn-film


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x288/axecents/big2.jpg

DenverChief
04-24-2008, 01:15 PM
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/0423_terrell_bb_wm.pdf

Count Alex's Losses
04-24-2008, 01:28 PM
TO would look great in porn.

Gonzo
04-24-2008, 01:30 PM
TO would look great in porn.


Well, this is going to be interesting.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-24-2008, 02:16 PM
TO would look great in porn.

Sometimes, burying yourself with a shovel just isn't enough is it?

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/BackhoeA.jpg

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-24-2008, 02:16 PM
Whether photoshopped or not, that guy is absolutely TO.

Count Alex's Losses
04-24-2008, 02:17 PM
Vernon Gholston should do porn. He's a beast, too.

El Jefe
04-24-2008, 02:19 PM
TO would look great in porn.

Oh jeesh Goat, your a glutton for punishment aren't you?

Dicky McElephant
04-24-2008, 02:21 PM
Preston FTW!!!!!

stlchiefs
04-24-2008, 02:22 PM
Vernon Gholston should do porn. He's a beast, too.

Wow. I glad I was here for the coming out party. Jebus that's queer.

bowener
04-24-2008, 02:28 PM
ah bangbros. always entertaining... if its that cuban puerto rican dude with the fire hose between his legs... that guy is scary.

Count Alex's Losses
04-24-2008, 02:29 PM
I admit it. I like a good-looking man in my porn. I want to live vicariously through that ripped mother****er. The bigger the penis, the better, too. Long and strong, I always say.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-24-2008, 02:30 PM
ah bangbros. always entertaining... if its that cuban puerto rican dude with the fire hose between his legs... that guy is scary.

Ramon? The sad thing is, That guy is probably retarded and yet he's seen more ass than a rental car.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-24-2008, 02:31 PM
I admit it. I like a good-looking man in my porn. I want to live vicariously through that ripped mother****er. The bigger the penis, the better, too. Long and strong, I always say.

You're like Simon Phoenix holding the blowtorch just above a room full of gasoline.

Gonzo
04-24-2008, 02:38 PM
I admit it. I like a good-looking man in my porn. I want to live vicariously through that ripped mother****er. The bigger the penis, the better, too. Long and strong, I always say.

:banghead: Well then, I wonder how many sigs this quote will make it on?

Valiant
04-24-2008, 03:04 PM
Who ****ing cares?? TO and most athletes are not role models.. Let him have fun with the porn stars.. Every two weeks I think Angels has porn stars to come in and dance.. Some of those women are just plan hot..

Valiant
04-24-2008, 03:11 PM
http://skinindex.com/archives/jesse_jane_01-thumb.jpg

Jesse Jane..


And wtf, did we get rid of the upload feature?? I liked being able to just upload the pictures over this having to have somebody else host a picture or have an account to do it..

DenverChief
04-24-2008, 03:13 PM
And wtf, did we get rid of the upload feature??

we did?