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pr_capone
04-25-2008, 02:20 AM
This guy was FLYING down the street at what must have been 100+ MPH in a beat up white truck. He crossed the center line right in front of my house and went over the curb about 100 yards away from my place.

He somehow managed to get back on the road after running through a street sign and was immediately pursued by a LEO who usually parks his vehicle in an empty lot in front of my home.

I had to run to the gas station anyway and saw that he had finally been pulled over and was failing a sobriety test miserably. I hope they tune him up a bit before hauling him in.

Guru
04-25-2008, 02:24 AM
WE had a driver like that on our road about a year ago. He ended up flying into a building when he hit the end of the road and neglected to even attempt to stop. LITERALLY FLEW!!!!

It was an empty building, thank God!!!

CrazyPhuD
04-25-2008, 02:54 AM
JA is still celebrating the new contract?

Chief Chief
04-25-2008, 05:01 AM
I hope they tune him up a bit before hauling him in.

If they know what's good for him, they'll tune him up with a Taser!!

BWillie
04-25-2008, 06:17 AM
Never understood why some people drive more crazily when they are intoxicated. If I'm ever the tiniest bit intoxicated I just go slower, consciously be more aware of my surroundings, and stop completely at traffic control devices. Same thing goes for people that don't have licenses and have warrants out for their arrest.

cadmonkey
04-25-2008, 06:39 AM
100 yards? Thats like a football field's length away. You were fine.

Ultra Peanut
04-25-2008, 07:07 AM
That was no drunk driver. That was Slayer.

Dartgod
04-25-2008, 07:14 AM
That was no drunk driver. That was Slayer.
DAMMIT, UP! I wanted to be the first in with the Slayer joke.

ChiefsFan4Life
04-25-2008, 07:19 AM
I'd hardly call 100 yards "missed"

He wasn't even close

Way to be all dramatic about it

Sure-Oz
04-25-2008, 08:58 AM
Maybe he meant 100 ft? aghhhh

penguinz
04-25-2008, 09:04 AM
Never understood why some people drive more crazily when they are intoxicated. If I'm ever the tiniest bit intoxicated I just go slower, consciously be more aware of my surroundings, and stop completely at traffic control devices. Same thing goes for people that don't have licenses and have warrants out for their arrest.BS

Sure-Oz
04-25-2008, 09:08 AM
Never understood why some people drive more crazily when they are intoxicated. If I'm ever the tiniest bit intoxicated I just go slower, consciously be more aware of my surroundings, and stop completely at traffic control devices. Same thing goes for people that don't have licenses and have warrants out for their arrest.

There is slightly intoxicated and ****ing wasted...to account for

stlchiefs
04-25-2008, 09:10 AM
I'd hardly call 100 yards "missed"

He wasn't even close

Way to be all dramatic about it

Jeez, drama queen, you'd think you got hit by lighting in your car or something. :D

Sure-Oz
04-25-2008, 09:11 AM
Jeez, drama queen, you'd think you got hit by lighting in your car or something. :D

if that house would've moved 100 yards who knows what would've happend:D

xbarretx
04-25-2008, 09:22 AM
JA is still celebrating the new contract?

OMG LMAO !!!!!! Rep!

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-25-2008, 09:25 AM
Just in case anyone missed this the first time, here's what it looks like when a drunk driver DOES hit a house:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=150163

Frazod
04-25-2008, 09:34 AM
I nearly got creamed by some idiot last night flying out of a Burger King parking lot at warp speed. I don't know if he was drunk or just stupid, but I do know he'd have been in my passenger seat if I hadn't locked up the brakes.

Sully
04-25-2008, 09:36 AM
I'd assume anyone who doesn't live on a pretty large plot of property has drunk drivers "missing" their house by far less than 100 yards on a fairly regular basis.

xbarretx
04-25-2008, 09:43 AM
I nearly got creamed by some idiot last night flying out of a Burger King parking lot at warp speed. I don't know if he was drunk or just stupid, but I do know he'd have been in my passenger seat if I hadn't locked up the brakes.

http://www.colinfahey.com/funny_images/burger_king_guy_king_of_kings_crucified.jpg

:hmmm: