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Hog Farmer
04-27-2008, 08:29 AM
Glenn Dorsey after meeting with Carl Peterson has announced that he's demanding to be traded to a team that has a chance of winning the Super bowl within the next 20 years. " I thought this would be a class organization initially" said Dorsey ,"But when Carl told me I was his Bitch now, that sent up a red flag". Dorsey says he will not sign a contract with the Chiefs for any amount of money. Carl is now in conversation with the Saints.

CupidStunt
04-27-2008, 08:30 AM
At least you tried.

CHIEF4EVER
04-27-2008, 08:31 AM
Glenn Dorsey after meeting with Carl Peterson has announced that he's demanding to be traded to a team that has a chance of winning the Super bowl within the next 20 years. " I thought this would be a class organization initially" said Dorsey ,"But when Carl told me I was his Bitch now, that sent up a red flag". Dorsey says he will not sign a contract with the Chiefs for any amount of money. Carl is now in conversation with the Saints.

Don't give up your Hog farming job just yet.

Fairplay
04-27-2008, 08:32 AM
ehhh......

Ultra Peanut
04-27-2008, 08:37 AM
Hog Farmer is a shit poster. Film at 11.

Tribal Warfare
04-27-2008, 08:52 AM
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BigMeatballDave
04-27-2008, 08:55 AM
WTF? I think Hog has stroked a few too many swine...

Hog Farmer
04-27-2008, 08:59 AM
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Geez, lighten up dickwad. I just find us getting a player like Dorsey too good to be true.

Tribal Warfare
04-27-2008, 09:00 AM
Geez, lighten up dickwad. I just find us getting a player like Dorsey too good to be true.



Not F*CKIN funny dipshit

Hog Farmer
04-27-2008, 09:09 AM
Not F*CKIN funny dipshit


HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

morphius
04-27-2008, 09:11 AM
Geez, lighten up dickwad. I just find us getting a player like Dorsey too good to be true.
It is a quick way to get banned, don't do it again.

Bwana
04-27-2008, 09:12 AM
:shake:

Adept Havelock
04-27-2008, 09:37 AM
Keep stroking off Boars. You won't make it as a stand up comedian, even if you lose one leg to a sicko.

Spott
04-27-2008, 09:53 AM
I'm guessing that he won't be signed until after at least 1 preseason game in Carl's traditional fashion of not wanting to negotiate with his top draft pick.

Sanka
04-27-2008, 09:57 AM
Go spank your pigs monkey homo.

J Diddy
04-27-2008, 10:10 AM
I'm guessing that he won't be signed until after at least 1 preseason game in Carl's traditional fashion of not wanting to negotiate with his top draft pick.

I doubt that

I think Carl knows how important this coming season is to his ass and possibly herm's