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Tribal Warfare
04-27-2008, 03:50 PM
Brian Johnston went into a bar and asked for a beer, but the bartender couldn't find a mug as big as Lake Superior to satisfy him.

04-27-2008, 03:51 PM
We really don't need another one of these.

04-27-2008, 03:51 PM
Brian Johnston gives free mustache rides that are so intense, one young girl lost both of her feet on it.

04-27-2008, 03:51 PM
BJ is loved by all Chief fans

Tribal Warfare
04-27-2008, 03:56 PM
Brian Johnson created the 1stflying device .he hurled a midget in 10 by 10 metal sphere to put the little person into orbit. The midget has never been seen since

04-27-2008, 04:03 PM
BJ eats babies and shits adults.

Tribal Warfare
04-27-2008, 04:06 PM
Brian Johnston's political platform are two things people that will killed and people who will killed on a later date.

04-27-2008, 04:29 PM
Brian Johnston's initials are "B.J." because that what he gets from opposing tackles after every game.

Hammock Parties
04-27-2008, 04:32 PM
Brian Johnston is a descendant of Jared Allen from the future. He came back in time to right his ancestor's wrong. He's going to get 15.5 sacks next year while playing for 7th-round money. Then he'll demand a trade to the Vikings for a 1 and two 3's. Then he'll demand the Vikings trade him back to the Chiefs in return for Mike Merritt.

Tribal Warfare
04-27-2008, 04:32 PM
Brian Johnston never feels pain, because he is pain