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Coach
04-28-2008, 11:16 PM
LMAO

Which one of you fuggers did this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Dorsey

Dorsey was drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs fifth overall in the 2008 NFL Draft.

And he had 6,000,000 sacks in the 2012 season. 594,483,749 tackles for loss and 87 interceptions.

noa
04-28-2008, 11:19 PM
I just went 88 MPH in my car and bought a sports almanac. The numbers don't lie.

Skip Towne
04-28-2008, 11:21 PM
Wow....

cdcox
04-28-2008, 11:25 PM
I'm guessing sarcasm from a rival that's tired of hearing all the hype about how great the number 1 talent in the draft is.

rrl308
04-28-2008, 11:27 PM
I'm guessing sarcasm from a rival that's tired of hearing all the hype about how great the number 1 talent in the draft is.

Yeah probably a disgruntled Raiders fan that realized how much they ****ed up by passing on Dorsey.

Basileus777
04-28-2008, 11:27 PM
Check again.

catfish307
04-28-2008, 11:30 PM
Sweet:clap:

Boon
04-28-2008, 11:37 PM
I was expecting a little more outta him his first year. Oh well.

Ari Chi3fs
04-28-2008, 11:43 PM
His highlight video on there, is one I haven't seen before.

Basileus777
04-28-2008, 11:45 PM
Oh no, its been reverted.

Flustrated
04-28-2008, 11:57 PM
OMG, That's freaking hiLLARious....I'm crying

Basileus777
04-28-2008, 11:59 PM
Dorsey was drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs fifth overall in the 2008 NFL Draft. On his first play from scrimmage, against the Oakland Raiders, he tackled rookie running back Darren McFadden and broke his helmet into six pieces. One of the pieces was projected through McFadden's head and pierced the stomach of JaMarcus Russell causing 20,000 gallons of gravy to spill on the field at McAfee Coliseum. McAfee Coliseum was subsequently closed, and the Raiders franchise was moved to China where they play in a two-team league against children fired from sweatshops. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU) In an interview with Nick Athan after the game, he credited the great Scanlon for his improved gravy boat skills. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
04-29-2008, 12:07 AM
The video is still there... ownage.

catfish307
04-29-2008, 12:09 AM
Dorsey was drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City_Chiefs) fifth overall in the 2008 NFL Draft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_NFL_Draft). On his first play from scrimmage, against the Oakland Raiders, he tackled rookie running back Darren McFadden and broke his helmet into six pieces. One of the pieces was projected through McFadden's head and pierced the stomach of JaMarcus Russell causing 20,000 gallons of gravy to spill on the field at McAfee Coliseum. McAfee Coliseum was subsequently closed, and the Raiders franchise was moved to China where they play in a two-team league against children fired from sweatshops.
In an interview with Nick Athan after the game, he credited the great Scanlon for his improved gravy boat skills.
After spilling the gravy Dorsey was quoted as saying "Who's my Raider Bitch now?"

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:18 AM
I posted the link on their board. You have to sign up to see it.
http://www.raiderfans.net/forum/oakland-raiders-forum-message-board/132130-wiki-future-glenn-dorsey-v-raiders.html#post2650493

Basileus777
04-29-2008, 12:19 AM
I posted the link on their board. You have to sign up to see it.
http://www.raiderfans.net/forum/oakland-raiders-forum-message-board/132130-wiki-future-glenn-dorsey-v-raiders.html#post2650493

Hopefully it doesn't get reverted before they see it.

Basileus777
04-29-2008, 12:32 AM
Inviting Raider fans to troll here?

Rausch
04-29-2008, 12:32 AM
Yeah probably a disgruntled Raiders fan that realized how much they ****ed up by passing on Dorsey.

When you're "inside" all you have is your hate, time, and internet access...

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:40 AM
Inviting Raider fans to troll here?

I hope you guys won't get mad but I invited the ones that could type to come over and talk some smack. We can always confuse them with two syllable words and have Goat do the Jedi mind trick on them.

Virtua Chief
04-29-2008, 01:06 AM
some faider jacked up his wiki entry

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 01:06 AM
One of the Faiders vandalized the Wiki board on Dorsey. Something about killing him and carving something into him. Oaktown, rulez, boyyyyy

Basileus777
04-29-2008, 01:09 AM
Glen Dorsey was found dead on September 19, 2009 in an alley in Kansas City. An Autopsy later showed the cause of death as "Anally Raped with a broomstick", A Raider Shiels was carved into his chest.

Typical Raider Fan....

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:10 AM
Typical Raider Fan....

Can't spell and has fantasies about raping men...

Braincase
04-29-2008, 06:30 AM
I checked with Wikipedia, and the more Chiefs positive slant entries are being attribted to gcunningham@kcchiefs.com.