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ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:31 AM
The bars are letting out in Old Town. I hear a couple guys barking at each and then bam, one of the dudes take a full on shot in the eye. Down goes Frazier.... cop rolled right up to them and is handling it.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:31 AM
three units on the scene...

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:33 AM
Cops are huddling up.

Count Zarth
04-29-2008, 12:33 AM
Reporting on live busts is great. One time I witnessed a car weed bust.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:33 AM
Dude with the broken head is sitting on a bench and the guy who punched him is just standing there by the cop.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:35 AM
Now four units on the scene. Jesus, the rest of the town might be unprotected.

Rausch
04-29-2008, 12:36 AM
I was drunk...in...pub-lick...

Count Zarth
04-29-2008, 12:37 AM
Break out your AK-47 and open fire from your superior tactical ground.

Phobia
04-29-2008, 12:37 AM
Just what I wanted to hear about prior to turning in.... Roo punching the clown.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:37 AM
How much will you guys pay me to run bare assed naked through the cops like Colquitt did last year in the Chiefs lockerroom?

Count Zarth
04-29-2008, 12:38 AM
$20 if you webcam it

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:38 AM
Break out your AK-47 and open fire from your superior tactical ground.


I'm on the 2nd floor. I could take them all out.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:38 AM
but it would lower my property value so I won't

Count Zarth
04-29-2008, 12:38 AM
STRIKE FOR JUSTICE NOW. PLUG THOSE PIGS FULL OF LED.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:39 AM
$20 if you webcam it

I would if I had one. Maybe a photo.

Phobia
04-29-2008, 12:39 AM
but it would lower my property value so I won't

"Property value" at the $185 Weekly Motel is a myth.

Rausch
04-29-2008, 12:41 AM
I would if I had one. Maybe a photo.

$30 if you don't...:grr:

Phobia
04-29-2008, 12:41 AM
STRIKE FOR JUSTICE NOW. PLUG THOSE PIGS FULL OF LED.

http://www.societyofrobots.com/images/electronics_led_diagram.png

Count Zarth
04-29-2008, 12:42 AM
Sheeeit...it's late. But that's funny.

ClevelandBronco
04-29-2008, 12:42 AM
STRIKE FOR JUSTICE NOW. PLUG THOSE PIGS FULL OF LED.

What would filling them full of light-emitting diode accomplish?

EDIT: I'm a slow smart ass.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:44 AM
photos coming

Count Zarth
04-29-2008, 12:47 AM
I think LED should replace LEAD. It just looks better.

LEAD THE HORSE TO WATER - looks good

LED IN MY PENCIL - also looks good

LEAD IN MY PENCIL - sounds like a sexual act

Rausch
04-29-2008, 12:50 AM
What would filling them full of light-emitting diode accomplish?

EDIT: I'm a slow smart ass.

Just wait until he gets drunk and lets loose with the RNA and string theory jokes...

Rausch
04-29-2008, 12:51 AM
I think LED should replace LEAD. It just looks better.

LEAD THE HORSE TO WATER - looks good

LED IN MY PENCIL - also looks good

LEAD IN MY PENCIL - sounds like a sexual act

"Ain't" is now a word, so there's hope...

Count Zarth
04-29-2008, 12:52 AM
Is ya'll a word yet? It should be.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:55 AM
See if this works correctly.

photos coming

Dude on the right is the puncher

Count Zarth
04-29-2008, 12:55 AM
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9748/chatwihtmomli8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Chiefmanwillcatch
04-29-2008, 12:57 AM
blurry

Rausch
04-29-2008, 12:58 AM
Is ya'll a word yet? It should be.

It may be the public school system but I haven't been on the payroll that long...

ClevelandBronco
04-29-2008, 12:58 AM
"Hey guys, let's just stand them up next to each other for a while, get out of the way and see what happens."

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 12:59 AM
See if this works correctly.



Dude on the right is the puncher


This is the ambulance they put the punched guy in.

Rausch
04-29-2008, 12:59 AM
"Hey guys, let's just stand them up next to each other for a while, get out of the way and see what happens."

Odd.

I think you and my friends would have a lot in common...:grr:

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:00 AM
See if this works correctly.



Dude on the right is the puncher

Should I be surprised that his shirt has no sleeves?

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:01 AM
This is the ambulance they put the punched guy in.

I love ya Bro but you need to hold the camera steady.

That's a narrow street.

Where are you?

The Hollywood Hills?

:evil:

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:01 AM
Should I be surprised that his shirt has no sleeves?

****! Our kicker is in jail already!:cuss:

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 01:01 AM
I think they might arrest the puncher. Sorry about the blur but the exposure time is so long it makes holding the camera steady difficult.

ClevelandBronco
04-29-2008, 01:02 AM
Odd.

I think you and my friends would have a lot in common...:grr:

Now that I've seen the ambulance shot I'm thinking that the photo of the two guys shows a third party on the left, not the victim.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:02 AM
I think they might arrest the puncher. Sorry about the blur but the exposure time is so long it makes holding the camera steady difficult.

Blaming the Canon Corporation won't exonerate the Seagrams corporation

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 01:03 AM
I love ya Bro but you need to hold the camera steady.

That's a narrow street.

Where are you?

The Hollywood Hills?

:evil:

The mean streets of downtown Wichita. :)

Saggysack
04-29-2008, 01:07 AM
The Hollywood Hills?

:evil:


The mean streets of downtown Wichita. :)


Only time in my life will I ever see an exchange like this. Real or fake.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 01:07 AM
Ok, it's all over. The two guys in the pic were friends. The guy with the Mecca haircut is the one who got bopped. He was in the ambulance before I could get a pic. I saw it though, classic fist meets face, face meets street.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 01:07 AM
whew that was exciting. Who wants pie?

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:10 AM
Only time in my life will I ever see an exchange like this. Real or fake.

My street is only 20 foot wide.

It sucks.

ClevelandBronco
04-29-2008, 01:10 AM
whew that was exciting. Who wants pie?

Blackberry with vanilla ice cream, please.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 01:11 AM
My street is only 20 foot wide.

It sucks.

Go outside and get a few shots of Hollywood and Vine. I'd like to see that.

ClevelandBronco
04-29-2008, 01:12 AM
My street is only 20 foot wide.

No wonder the blimp was hovering. It just couldn't land.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 01:13 AM
Blackberry with vanilla ice cream, please.


You got it.

I'm just waiting for Zach Kodak to get on here and bag on my shitty pics.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:16 AM
You got it.

I'm just waiting for Zach Kodak to get on here and bag on my shitty pics.

So the comments that Dane Lebowitz made don't count? :dom:

Saggysack
04-29-2008, 01:17 AM
My street is only 20 foot wide.

It sucks.

I bet... it does.

Some of the finest roads around hear are 20 feet wide and dirt. Can't beat that.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 01:18 AM
So the comments that Dane Lebowitz made don't count? :dom:

Yes, yes, you count. Now I'm to geeked up to go to bed.

pr_capone
04-29-2008, 01:19 AM
Did the puncher get arrested?

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 01:21 AM
Did the puncher get arrested?


No, he didn't. I wonder why.

The long haired guy was really hollering at him but the guy on the right threw the first punch. There were multiple witnesses.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:21 AM
Yes, yes, you count. Now I'm to geeked up to go to bed.

Have a few shots of the aforementioned Seagrams Whiskey.

I am :)

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:23 AM
Have a few shots of the aforementioned Seagrams Whiskey.

I am :)

You have any of Meg Ryan or Natalie Wood?

Man that'd make my ****'n day...:)

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 01:31 AM
Here's a really blurry shot of the guy who got punched. He's in the middle on the bench across the street from the guy who punched him. He had to have been jacked up because he caught one full on and then hit his head.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:39 AM
Here's a really blurry shot of the guy who got punched. He's in the middle on the bench across the street from the guy who punched him. He had to have been jacked up because he caught one full on and then hit his head.

GREAT pic.

So, you're a member of the Wichita CSI unit?

ROFL


j/k

HMc
04-29-2008, 01:48 AM
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc146/TheChazMan1/Wat.jpg

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 01:53 AM
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc146/TheChazMan1/Wat.jpg

LMAO

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 01:54 AM
GREAT pic.

So, you're a member of the Wichita CSI unit?

ROFL


j/k

I suck at pic taking at night from 40 ft away with variable light conditions. I admit it. It's still a good story, did you really want to see the guys bloody head anyway?

Rausch
04-29-2008, 02:03 AM
I suck at pic taking at night from 40 ft away with variable light conditions. I admit it. It's still a good story, did you really want to see the guys bloody head anyway?

That's pretty much what I was hanging on for.

Yeah...

HMc
04-29-2008, 02:08 AM
no no, we're here to see blurry pictures of a couple homies hangin out on a streetside bench

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 02:18 AM
That's pretty much what I was hanging on for.

Yeah...

This is the third or fourth time it has happened in the two years I've lived here. Next time I'll run down to street level and get some good shots.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 02:18 AM
no no, we're here to see blurry pictures of a couple homies hangin out on a streetside bench


Hey, you got to see the ambulance. :) I'll work on my technique.

Rausch
04-29-2008, 02:23 AM
This is the third or fourth time it has happened in the two years I've lived here. Next time I'll run down to street level and get some good shots.

Souds nice.

Come to think of it I wish we had digi-cams and cheap vids when I lived in the ghetto.

Well, no so much really. On second thought...

ClevelandBronco
04-29-2008, 02:29 AM
This is the third or fourth time it has happened in the two years I've lived here. Next time I'll run down to street level and get some good shots.

Work up a fake press pass or lawyer business card (you might want to check if that's illegal before you do it), and you can interview them next time.

I know my press pass got me everywhere I ever wanted to go. Into concerts, past the National Guard in emergency zones, into Mile High, wherever.

Strangely, security at concerts and sporting events took more bullshit to get through than the National Guard.

Skip Towne
04-29-2008, 05:54 AM
How exciting! There's always something going on in Wichita.

Brock
04-29-2008, 07:14 AM
Wichitrash.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 11:25 AM
How exciting! There's always something going on in Wichita.

Skip you're just disappointed because there wasn't a farm animal involved.

Coach
04-29-2008, 11:38 AM
If you see someone in your shed stealing something, and you called the police, and if the dispatch said that they are busy, just lock your doors, and a unit will be there when they can.

Count to 30 seconds, and call back and say "I'm the same guy that called earlier, and you don't have to worry about them anymore. I shot them all."

Be warned, a swarm of cops, SWAT teams, firetrucks, helicopters, paramedic, and the ambulance will be on the site in 30-45 seconds tops. They'll catch the thieves, and they'll say to you "I thought you shot them all?"

Respond in "And I thought you guys were busy?"