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Nzoner
04-29-2008, 11:43 AM
Mrs Nzoner and her lil sis flew out this morning for their annual NASCAR trip and my brain is weighing all the options I have for getting into trouble :evil:

DaKCMan AP
04-29-2008, 11:43 AM
Mons?

Rain Man
04-29-2008, 11:45 AM
This sounds like a great opportunity to catch up on your reading.

Spicy McHaggis
04-29-2008, 11:46 AM
I learned that if you totally **** up your house with wild parties a large cat wearing a striped hat does not show up and make everything better. So just keep that in mind.

siberian khatru
04-29-2008, 11:46 AM
This sounds like a great opportunity to catch up on your reading.

Or his masturbation.

Hoover
04-29-2008, 11:46 AM
You could spend some quality time with your daughter (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=184055)

Watch a Hairy (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4725401#post4725401) Potter movie

Check out that Hannah Montana (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=184004) show all the kids and GOATSE are talking about.

Just a few of thoughts

DaKCMan AP
04-29-2008, 11:49 AM
Or his masturbation.

Help minimize the risk of prostate cancer!

el borracho
04-29-2008, 11:49 AM
See how long you can go without wearing pants.

siberian khatru
04-29-2008, 11:50 AM
Help minimize the risk of prostate cancer!

Especially at his age.

Nzoner
04-29-2008, 11:51 AM
I learned that if you totally **** up your house with wild parties a large cat wearing a striped hat does not show up and make everything better. So just keep that in mind.


ROFL

Hilarious

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 11:52 AM
You could always set up your cat cheesing stand.
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Baconeater
04-29-2008, 11:54 AM
You should probably just stick to doing what you do best, which is heckling the Jayhawk fans at the casino.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 11:54 AM
Or you could go to West Texas and start a new family with a few teenagers.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/polygamy.jpg

acesn8s
04-29-2008, 11:57 AM
Check out all of the massage parlors in the KC area and write a review on ChiefPlanet.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 11:59 AM
Or you could come to Wichita and get into an after hours bar fight outside my home.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/ambulance.jpg

Friendo
04-29-2008, 11:59 AM
Check out all of the massage parlors in the KC area and write a review on ChiefPlanet.

that's a deductible expense right?

acesn8s
04-29-2008, 12:01 PM
Start a new religious cult promising bountiful sex.

acesn8s
04-29-2008, 12:02 PM
that's a deductible expense right?
As long as it is work related.

acesn8s
04-29-2008, 12:04 PM
you could build a secret room in the basement.

Nzoner
04-29-2008, 12:05 PM
As long as it is work related.

Well I am in the advertising sales business

Friendo
04-29-2008, 12:07 PM
Well I am in the advertising sales business

question is-is it work if you love what you do?

catfish307
04-29-2008, 12:20 PM
Get some fresh air and go look for BEAVER
Maybe drive down to the gulf and catch some TUNA
Owls are mating this time of year so go look at some HOOTERS
Grab a HOOKER and go fishing
Theres nothing like watchin some wild TIT mice playing
Take in a new KITTY, and pet her
The wild POONTANG exhibit at the zoo is incredible
Bake up a fresh batch of MUFFins
Watch the bees deposit their pollen in their HONEY POT
Look up your old college buddyfrom India, VAJAYJAY

God I wish I were home alone too!

Chest Rockwell
04-29-2008, 12:27 PM
Maybe...do you happen to have the following on hand:

a pineapple
a microwave
2 bottles of Astroglide
a magic 8 ball
a goat (2 pot-bellied pigs may be substituted)
1 cup of ground cayenne pepper

If not...no, I have no ideas.

Sorry.

tooge
04-29-2008, 12:28 PM
Well, depends, if it were me, I'd probably spend the next 6 days loading the freezer with crappie. I'd get a bunch of honeydo type crap done, and spend the days drinking beer and enjoying

Nzoner
04-29-2008, 12:31 PM
I'd get a bunch of honeydo type crap done

:doh!:

That's it,turn in your man card

Rain Man
04-29-2008, 12:36 PM
Ship in a bottle! Ship in a bottle!

Deberg_1990
04-29-2008, 12:36 PM
Mrs Nzoner and her lil sis flew out this morning for their annual NASCAR trip and my brain is weighing all the options I have for getting into trouble :evil:

How do we know you didnt lock her in the basement??? :)

Fish
04-29-2008, 12:42 PM
The crystal ball sees Tequila in your immediate future.....

tooge
04-29-2008, 12:42 PM
:doh!:

That's it,turn in your man card

Let me clarify that. By honey do, I dont mean vaccuming. No, I'm talking about the stuff on the very bottom of the honeydo, like build a smoker, plant the garden, fill the freezer with food (crappie, turkey, shrooms) and clean out the manroom/shop. You know, that kind of stuff.

tooge
04-29-2008, 12:44 PM
:doh!:

That's it,turn in your man card

Oh, by the way, lost the man card 4 months ago when I bought a minivan.

acesn8s
04-29-2008, 12:48 PM
Maybe...do you happen to have the following on hand:

a pineapple
a microwave
2 bottles of Astroglide
a magic 8 ball
a goat (2 pot-bellied pigs may be substituted)
1 cup of ground cayenne pepper

If not...no, I have no ideas.

Sorry.Umm, I don't know what you do on your weekends but I'm thinking that I never want to meet you to find out.

Braincase
04-29-2008, 12:51 PM
Harold & Kumar Go To Guantanamo Bay

DaKCMan AP
04-29-2008, 12:58 PM
Harold & Kumar Go To Guantanamo Bay

was hilarious and much better than expected, imo

& it's escape from guantanamo bay

StcChief
04-29-2008, 01:02 PM
Well, depends, if it were me, I'd probably spend the next 6 days loading the freezer with crappie. I'd get a bunch of honeydo type crap done, and spend the days drinking beer and enjoying
solid idea. Enough work done, enough relaxation.

trouble can happen then. ::evil:

Bob Dole
04-29-2008, 01:07 PM
Road Trip!

Nzoner
04-29-2008, 01:28 PM
Road Trip!

Deadline! :banghead:

xbarretx
04-29-2008, 01:37 PM
Or his masturbation.

dude he'll have lots of time for that when his wife suddenly loses her labido or gets a headache all the time. :cuss: .... LMAO

Demonpenz
04-29-2008, 01:41 PM
get some jack and coke and watch music dvd's having fun isn't rocket science :)

CrazyPhuD
04-29-2008, 02:49 PM
Anything you've been meaning to shoot or blow up but haven't gotten to yet? A little dynamite fishing is always fun....especially at midnight in your neighbors coy pond...

chasedude
04-29-2008, 02:54 PM
Go to Walmart and throw boxes of condoms in every little ol' purple/blue haired women's cart you can find LMAO

Nzoner
04-29-2008, 02:59 PM
get some jack and coke and watch music dvd's having fun isn't rocket science :)

If you're in Joetown Saturday night stop by(bring a friend or two and whatever you're drinking),I'm having some friends over for a little bonfire :D and of course some drinking and music DVD's.

ChiefaRoo
04-29-2008, 06:52 PM
Well, depends, if it were me, I'd probably spend the next 6 days loading the freezer with crappie. I'd get a bunch of honeydo type crap done, and spend the days drinking beer and enjoying

pu**y

Rain Man
04-29-2008, 09:13 PM
get some jack and coke and watch music dvd's having fun isn't rocket science :)

I dunno. When I was in college I really enjoyed calculating orbital trajectories.

ExtremeChief
04-29-2008, 09:25 PM
I'll be in St. Joe Saturday night.... hint.

cdcox
04-29-2008, 09:36 PM
I learned that if you totally **** up your house with wild parties a large cat wearing a striped hat does not show up and make everything better. So just keep that in mind.

LMAO :clap:

Nzoner
04-29-2008, 09:47 PM
I'll be in St. Joe Saturday night.... hint.

You're always welcome dude

ExtremeChief
04-30-2008, 07:31 AM
May have my wife with me though. I'll give you a call.

Demonpenz
04-30-2008, 08:34 AM
Find a pond by a raft and float to the middle warm on hook beer in mouth

ChiefButthurt
04-30-2008, 09:46 AM
Get some fresh air and go look for BEAVER
Maybe drive down to the gulf and catch some TUNA
Owls are mating this time of year so go look at some HOOTERS
Grab a HOOKER and go fishing
Theres nothing like watchin some wild TIT mice playing
Take in a new KITTY, and pet her
The wild POONTANG exhibit at the zoo is incredible
Bake up a fresh batch of MUFFins
Watch the bees deposit their pollen in their HONEY POT
Look up your old college buddyfrom India, VAJAYJAY
God I wish I were home alone too!

ROFL

Nzoner
04-30-2008, 09:47 AM
May have my wife with me though. I'll give you a call.

No problem,all are welcome

dtebbe
04-30-2008, 09:48 AM
MAKE IT RAIN BABY! WOOOOO HOOOO!

Your kids don't REALLY need to go to college right? :O

DT

DaKCMan AP
04-30-2008, 09:59 AM
MAKE IT RAIN BABY! WOOOOO HOOOO!

Your kids don't REALLY need to go to college right? :O

DT

This goes along with post #1.