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'Hamas' Jenkins
04-29-2008, 04:17 PM
On Sunday I decided to f*ck around, and shaved the chin portion out of the beard I'd been growing for a week. I guess it's called a Franz-Josef beard. I did it mostly for personal amusement.

Have any of you ever grown a dumbass type of facial hair (obviously Dole's homeless man beard), and what was it?

DenverChief
04-29-2008, 04:19 PM
:spock:

siberian khatru
04-29-2008, 04:20 PM
Do ears count as your face?

StcChief
04-29-2008, 04:21 PM
Frank Zappa square - aka 'Soul Patch'

QuikSsurfer
04-29-2008, 04:21 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/duckhunt.gif

StcChief
04-29-2008, 04:21 PM
ROFLDo ears count as your face?
I was thinking that...

Pestilence
04-29-2008, 04:22 PM
I remember when I was 22 and drunk all the time.....I went for the common chin beard. You know the 1 inch line of hair all along your jaw line? Yeah...that one.

I woke up one morning...looked in the mirror and realized that I looked like a douchebag. I've never done it since.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-29-2008, 04:23 PM
I remember when I was 22 and drunk all the time.....I went for the common chin beard. You know the 1 inch line of hair all along your jaw line? Yeah...that one.

I woke up one morning...looked in the mirror and realized that I looked like a douchebag. I've never done it since.

Ahh the chin strap. I grew one of those when I was 18...I didn't shave it for like 6 weeks. It was Lincoln-esque at the end.

DJay23
04-29-2008, 04:25 PM
1. Grow a full beard

2. Shave only the mustache, under lip, chin down to neck.

3. Voila! Super Chops.

Rooster
04-29-2008, 04:25 PM
Does nose hair count? I could tell stories.:(

Bob Dole
04-29-2008, 04:28 PM
In addition to the "homeless beard", Bob Dole grew the 8" goatee (not to be confused with a vandyke) in Dart's sig. Soul patches, vandykes and fu's have been numerous over the years. Haven't had a pornstache since the early 1980's.

Pestilence
04-29-2008, 04:28 PM
1. Grow a full beard

2. Shave only the mustache, under lip, chin down to neck.

3. Voila! Super Chops.

ROFL

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-29-2008, 04:29 PM
In addition to the "homeless beard", Bob Dole grew the 8" goatee (not to be confused with a vandyke) in Dart's sig. Soul patches, vandykes and fu's have been numerous over the years. Haven't had a pornstache since the early 1980's.

I once shaved in a Hitler-stache on a dare, but wouldn't leave the house with it.

Adept Havelock
04-29-2008, 04:29 PM
In the early 80's I had a full Grizzly Adams.

Thankfully, no photographs survive so this will have to do.

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BigVE
04-29-2008, 04:31 PM
Worst I have done was a Fu-man-chu style 'stache. Had some 90210-style sideburns for a bit...lame.

siberian khatru
04-29-2008, 04:33 PM
I once shaved in a Hitler-stache on a dare, but wouldn't leave the house with it.

Some people can make it work:

http://www.geocities.com/seventiesslammer/sparks.jpg

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-29-2008, 04:36 PM
Worst I have done was a Fu-man-chu style 'stache. Had some 90210-style sideburns for a bit...lame.

ROFL

That's awesome.

angelo
04-29-2008, 04:37 PM
I have had the soul patch and a modified soul patch that looked like an anchor.

I believe what your calling super mutton chops, we called pork chops. I had those during the early stages of grunge.

I also regretfully sported the george michael/don johnson look for a while in the late 80's. I was a young kid and impressionable, I wanted to experiment.
I threw away the pastel blazer, but I still attend support meetings.

xbarretx
04-29-2008, 04:38 PM
ive grown mutton chops, a 70's porn stache, a full beard, a fuu man chu, the abe lincoln ...all of which except for the full beard was to gross my wife out. ive always wanted to try the "freindly mutton chops" LMAO

Demonpenz
04-29-2008, 04:44 PM
i had a fu man chu to go with my pbr hat over the summer. it was retarded!

Bob Dole
04-29-2008, 04:47 PM
I once shaved in a Hitler-stache on a dare, but wouldn't leave the house with it.

Bob Dole has been tempted to do that a few times, but it doesn't really work very well when it's white.

Frazod
04-29-2008, 04:55 PM
I did the redneck trailer trash thing for a Halloween party once. In preparation I grew a full beard, and then the day of the party shaved down so I had the mutton chops and the long mustache. Topped it off with a camoflage Chevy baseball cap and a NASCAR t-shirt (both of which I threw out the next day). The wife put the big plastic curlers in her hair and went wearing a pink robe and fuzzy slippers. It was pretty funny.

My apologies to anyone here who actually dresses like that in public for real. :D

KCChiefsMan
04-29-2008, 05:55 PM
I tried out a chin strap not too long ago, it didn't work for me. My blonde/brown patchy facial hair doesn't give me much options so I just go clean shaved

Mile High Mania
04-29-2008, 06:18 PM
Merkin?

KCrockaholic
04-29-2008, 06:27 PM
Ahh the chin strap. I grew one of those when I was 18...I didn't shave it for like 6 weeks. It was Lincoln-esque at the end.


lol i have one of those right now, im 17 though

Reaper16
04-29-2008, 06:34 PM
I've got a metal beard going on right now that's on the cusp of being a homeless beard.

Jenson71
04-29-2008, 06:40 PM
Some people can make it work:



http://www.jbench68.com/our3doxies/MOVIES%20TELEVISION/ACTORS%20A-F/chaplin_charlie-3_12847.jpg

Taco John
04-29-2008, 06:51 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bd/Facial_Hair_Types.png/385px-Facial_Hair_Types.png

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-29-2008, 06:53 PM
I've had these before, but I never really could angle them right to suit my eye.

http://www.egyptomania.de/extra/eyebrow.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
04-29-2008, 06:57 PM
I remember when I was 22 and drunk all the time.....I went for the common chin beard. You know the 1 inch line of hair all along your jaw line? Yeah...that one.

I woke up one morning...looked in the mirror and realized that I looked like a douchebag. I've never done it since.

It takes a man to admit when he looks like a douchebag. My moment came after I grew lamb chops that looked like the Great Pyrimids. Haven't done that in a decade.

Pic
04-29-2008, 07:22 PM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn211/Picturesspeaklouder/facial.jpg

Phobia
04-29-2008, 07:23 PM
lol i have one of those right now, im 17 though

Best of luck with your boy band career.

BigVE
04-29-2008, 08:21 PM
I've had these before, but I never really could angle them right to suit my eye.

http://www.egyptomania.de/extra/eyebrow.jpg



Dude, I GOT that eyebrow thing DOWN...if you can SMELLLLLLLLLL, what BigVE issssssssssssssssssssss....cookin'!! I had eyebrow before Rock made it cool!

mesmith31
04-29-2008, 08:52 PM
I tend to grow my beard for a while and then ritualistically shave it in stages. Stage 1. Shave off the area between the goat and beard leaving goatchops. Stage 2. Deduct 2/3 of chops and eliminate area of goatee around chin. Kinda a Dave Navarro meets a Hells Angel. Stage 3. No burns, only the molestache (mustache/handlebars/soulpatch) Stage 4. Mustache only ( Full on Tom Selleck style) wife haaates this one. so keep longer. Stage 5. Pencil thin Frenchie 'stache (but make sure to leave enough growth for stage 6. Stage 6. Hitler 'stache, self explanatory. Wash, rinse, and repeat.

Delano
04-29-2008, 08:55 PM
I tend to grow my beard for a while and then ritualistically shave it in stages. Stage 1. Shave off the area between the goat and beard leaving goatchops. Stage 2. Deduct 2/3 of chops and eliminate area of goatee around chin. Kinda a Dave Navarro meets a Hells Angel. Stage 3. No burns, only the molestache (mustache/handlebars/soulpatch) Stage 4. Mustache only ( Full on Tom Selleck style) wife haaates this one. so keep longer. Stage 5. Pencil thin Frenchie 'stache (but make sure to leave enough growth for stage 6. Stage 6. Hitler 'stache, self explanatory. Wash, rinse, and repeat.

That ritual barely skirts metrosexuality.

The Poz
04-29-2008, 08:57 PM
I've had the "Lemmy do" a couple times. Suited me better when I had long hair though. Seeing Motorhead in May, can't wait.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-29-2008, 09:04 PM
I've had the "Lemmy do" a couple times. Suited me better when I had long hair though. Seeing Motorhead in May, can't wait.


That's pretty much what mine looks like, save for a soul patch.

Skip Towne
04-29-2008, 09:11 PM
I saw a car salesman on TV the other day who had a one inch beard from ear to ear and on up over his otherwise bald head. A perfect circle.

Phobia
04-29-2008, 09:31 PM
I try to play with my facial hair and my wife gets pissed. I've done a soul patch, chops, full beard, balbo, and the no stache goatee. My wife wants me in a goatee period.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-29-2008, 09:35 PM
I saw a car salesman on TV the other day who had a one inch beard from ear to ear and on up over his otherwise bald head. A perfect circle.

I've always wanted to do the Clubber Lang...
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Rocky_III_Clubber.jpg

morphius
04-29-2008, 10:04 PM
I thought about playing with my goatee when I shaved it off, but I let my son shave it off so that it wouldn't scare him to see me with the change.