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Douche Baggins
04-30-2008, 04:58 PM
**** yeah.

Xdd0edT-BeE

Adept Havelock
04-30-2008, 05:14 PM
Yub Yub this. 4321

Douche Baggins
04-30-2008, 05:16 PM
LMAO...what's that from?

Adept Havelock
04-30-2008, 05:19 PM
No idea. A friend who knows of my loathing for the bipedal Yorkshire Terriers sent it to me a while back.

I'll email and see if I can find out for you.

Adept Havelock
04-30-2008, 08:52 PM
GOATSE, he says he got it from this:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Apocalypse_Endor

dirk digler
04-30-2008, 08:53 PM
You really need to get laid

Adept Havelock
04-30-2008, 08:59 PM
You really need to get laid

At my age, a couple of times a week suffices. :shrug:

If you're talking about GOATSE...yeah, but that's more unlikely than someone making the Kessel Run in a time measured by units of distance.

dirk digler
04-30-2008, 09:10 PM
At my age, a couple of times a week suffices. :shrug:

If you're talking about GOATSE...yeah, but that's more unlikely than someone making the Kessel Run in a time measured by units of distance.

Sorry I was talking about goatse.

I bet he has wet dreams about the hairy Ewok

Adept Havelock
04-30-2008, 09:13 PM
Sorry I was talking about goatse.

I bet he has wet dreams about the hairy Ewok

No apologies necessary. :)

FWIW- He strikes me as more of a "Rancor Keeper" kind of guy.

ChiefaRoo
04-30-2008, 09:14 PM
**** yeah.

Xdd0edT-BeE

disturbing yet banal.

dirk digler
04-30-2008, 09:16 PM
No apologies necessary. :)

FWIW- He strikes me as more of a "Rancor Keeper" kind of guy.

Nah.. more of a Jabba the Hut type

Douche Baggins
04-30-2008, 09:20 PM
Nah.. more of a Jabba the Hut type

I go to the gym every other day. I run almost every day. I don't eat fast food, I don't drink soda. Go **** yourself.

Rausch
04-30-2008, 09:25 PM
I'd sooner watch the Gnarles Barkley vid for the 1,000th time...

dirk digler
04-30-2008, 09:28 PM
I go to the gym every other day. I run almost every day. I don't eat fast food, I don't drink soda. Go **** yourself.

I wasn't talking about you I was talking about you liking fat women.

Get it?

Rausch
04-30-2008, 09:28 PM
I go to the gym every other day. I run almost every day. I don't eat fast food, I don't drink soda. Go **** yourself.

If I wasn't lazy I'd photoshop a pic of Vader over a Watchtower mag with the caption "Join us!..."

Adept Havelock
04-30-2008, 09:28 PM
I go to the gym every other day. I run almost every day. I don't eat fast food, I don't drink soda. Go **** yourself.

Dude, I know you're getting into shape, and I commend you for it.

We're just suggesting you might be a chubby chaser, instead of a furry freak. :p

BTW- "Star Wars Tales #14" for the pic.

dirk digler
04-30-2008, 09:29 PM
Dude, I know you're getting into shape, and I commend you for it.

We're just suggesting you might be a chubby chaser. :p

BTW- "Star Wars Tales #14" for the pic.

Exactly. Thanks Adept.

Douche Baggins
04-30-2008, 09:31 PM
I wasn't talking about you I was talking about you liking fat women.

Get it?

**** YOU!

dirk digler
04-30-2008, 09:33 PM
**** YOU!

LMAO

Your vagina is sensitive tonight jeez

Rausch
04-30-2008, 09:34 PM
**** YOU!

Sounds like you're taking the Merriman multivitamin as well...

ChiefaRoo
04-30-2008, 09:39 PM
Goatse's not fat, he's just big boned.

Mr. Kotter
04-30-2008, 09:58 PM
LMAO

Your vagina is sensitive tonight jeez

Wrong hole, dude.... :spock:


Heh. ;)

FAX
04-30-2008, 11:35 PM
If I Were An Ewok

By FAX

If I were an Ewok, I would be real brave
I'd go take a shower and then I would shave
Then I would find a way off of this world
And go to a planet where they have real girls

'Cause these Ewok chicks are as ugly as hell
Are you screwing their p*ssy or ear? (Who can tell?)
Their fuzzy fat asses look just like their faces
They have hair in spaces real girls don't have places

And it's bitchin' and gripin' every damn day
"This tree needs some work!" or "Our hut is passe"
And, "Go get a job you are going to seed!"
I mean, how many dumb leather hats do you need?

I'd take her for one final romantic stroll
And push her ass into a bottomless hole
Ah, how peaceful then when I don't hear her talk
Yes, that's what I'd do if I were an Ewok

FAX

ChiefaRoo
04-30-2008, 11:37 PM
If I Were An Ewok

By FAX

If I were an Ewok, I would be real brave
I'd go take a shower and then I would shave
Then I would find a way off of this world
And go to a planet where they have real girls

'Cause these Ewok chicks are as ugly as hell
Are you screwing their p*ssy or ear? (Who can tell?)
Their fuzzy fat asses look just like their faces
They have hair in spaces real girls don't have places

And it's bitchin' and gripin' every damn day
"This tree needs some work!" or "Our hut is passe"
And, "Go get a job you are going to seed!"
I mean, how many dumb leather hats do you need?

I'd take her for one final romantic stroll
And push her ass into a bottomless hole
Ah, how peaceful then when I don't hear her talk
Yes, that's what I'd do if I were an Ewok

FAX

You should work for Hallmark.

Ari Chi3fs
04-30-2008, 11:48 PM
Billy Dee Williams! Hah. Funny video.


WOw. MCFax. Not McFax like a McDonald sandwich... like M.C. Fax as in Escher... as in rhyme master, who write limericks sublime. faster.

Ari Chi3fs
04-30-2008, 11:52 PM
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Apocalypse_Endor

HAHAH... The Wookiepedia ROFL

Adept Havelock
05-01-2008, 06:56 AM
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Apocalypse_Endor

HAHAH... The Wookiepedia ROFL

They did it for the Wookies.

The Wookies?

The Wookies. :harumph:

Mr. Kotter
05-01-2008, 07:39 AM
You should work for Hallmark.

He does....doesn't he? :shrug:

FAX
05-01-2008, 08:55 AM
He does....doesn't he? :shrug:

No. But I think I'll apply. How about this one?

"Roses Are Red. Slaves Were Black."

"Happy Kwanzaa"

FAX