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Vegas_Dave
04-30-2008, 05:38 PM
So I got my wife finally moved over to a PDA Phone (Samsung BlackJack II - or as I tell her, the BJ). Got her into texting.

I enjoy texting little messages throughout the day with her.

But I have been trying to get her to send me a dirty picture... Im getting closer but still not what I want...

Anyone else here get these fun texts from their wives???

QuikSsurfer
04-30-2008, 05:39 PM
I get them from my ex...
Ugh.. i miss southern gals

kstater
04-30-2008, 05:41 PM
hmmm, your wife didn't seem to have any problems texting me her dirty pictures.

QuikSsurfer
04-30-2008, 05:42 PM
hmmm, your wife didn't seem to have any problems texting me her dirty pictures.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/2cfw040.gif

Reerun_KC
04-30-2008, 05:42 PM
hmmm, your wife didn't seem to have any problems texting me her dirty pictures.
ROFL

Well that didnt take long!

Vegas_Dave
04-30-2008, 05:42 PM
ROFL

Well that didnt take long!

I figured it would have come from RedRum... (yeah, I know, "thats what she said")

Vegas_Dave
04-30-2008, 05:43 PM
I get them from my ex...
Ugh.. i miss southern gals

Wanna share??? She is your EX...

QuikSsurfer
04-30-2008, 05:44 PM
Wanna share??? She is your EX...

I could upload one or two :)... for the boys

Reerun_KC
04-30-2008, 05:44 PM
I figured it would have come from RedRum... (yeah, I know, "thats what she said")
We all get texted pictures from Redrum mom.... Arent you on the list?

Reerun_KC
04-30-2008, 05:45 PM
I could upload one or two :)... for the boys
http://www.ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies/threadworthlesswithoutpics.gif

Vegas_Dave
04-30-2008, 05:46 PM
http://www.ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies/threadworthlesswithoutpics.gif

Agreed

Douche Baggins
04-30-2008, 05:46 PM
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR SEX LIFE IS WELL

Reerun_KC
04-30-2008, 05:47 PM
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR SEX LIFE IS WELL
Look who showed up?

http://ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies2/supergay.gif

NewChief
04-30-2008, 05:47 PM
You want her to text you a pic?


Here, I'll help:

"A woman stands here. She is naked. Her breasts are large. Her figures is lovely. She looks like your wife. Have a nice day. K?"

Vegas_Dave
04-30-2008, 05:48 PM
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR SEX LIFE IS WELL

Dont worry, Im sure your boyfriend will come around...

Vegas_Dave
04-30-2008, 05:48 PM
You want her to text you a pic?


Here, I'll help:

"A woman stands here. She is naked. Her breasts are large. Her figures is lovely. She looks like your wife. Have a nice day. K?"

SMS, Text, same thing.

QuikSsurfer
04-30-2008, 05:49 PM
fuggin pervs


Don't have bluetooth on the work computer. Wait til I get home.

Vegas_Dave
04-30-2008, 05:49 PM
fuggin pervs


Don't have bluetooth on the work computer. Wait til I get home.

Wanna text them to me???

QuikSsurfer
04-30-2008, 05:50 PM
Wanna text them to me???

I'll text them to you and your wife.

Vegas_Dave
04-30-2008, 05:51 PM
I'll text them to you and your wife.

I dont think she will get as much enjoyment out of them...

kstater
04-30-2008, 05:51 PM
ROFL

Well that didnt take long!

It doesn't get teed up any higher than that.

QuikSsurfer
04-30-2008, 05:51 PM
I dont think she will get as much enjoyment out of them...

PM me ur number ya woman

Reerun_KC
04-30-2008, 05:54 PM
Wanna text them to me???
You better share or else!

http://ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies2/bigun2.gif

QuikSsurfer
04-30-2008, 05:54 PM
2 pics are headin ur way

Pestilence
04-30-2008, 05:58 PM
Tell her that she's so hot....that you can't wait until you get home to see her. Either that or surprise her with a picture of your wang chung and see what she says.

Reerun_KC
04-30-2008, 05:58 PM
So where are the pics?

QuikSsurfer
04-30-2008, 05:59 PM
haha
So Dave just said he gave the wrong number.. i sent two photos of my ex to some unknown number....

Reerun_KC
04-30-2008, 06:00 PM
haha
So Dave just said he gave the wrong number.. i sent two photos of my ex to some unknown number....
ROFL

Priceless!!!!

QuikSsurfer
04-30-2008, 06:02 PM
unbelievable

QuikSsurfer
04-30-2008, 06:04 PM
Dave, you should give me some casino $$$ or some rep or something :)

Reerun_KC
04-30-2008, 06:05 PM
Or something is right.....

QuikSsurfer
04-30-2008, 06:06 PM
maybe some photos of the ole wifey?

sedated
04-30-2008, 06:08 PM
This isn't fair. Ssurfer, post that shit! (please. I need this)

Ari Chi3fs
04-30-2008, 06:09 PM
This thread is without merit... VegasDave wouldnt even show us his wife's fake tit job. BOOOOOOOOOO! Hiss! BOoooooOOOoo

Vegas_Dave
04-30-2008, 06:14 PM
This thread is without merit... VegasDave wouldnt even show us his wife's fake tit job. BOOOOOOOOOO! Hiss! BOoooooOOOoo

So sad.

MTG#10
04-30-2008, 06:16 PM
Why would you want naked pics of your own wife? /shyguyms

QuikSsurfer
04-30-2008, 06:19 PM
Why would you want naked pics of your own wife? /shyguyms

You'll understand when you get older.

Mr. Plow
04-30-2008, 07:08 PM
I've gotten my wife to do it a couple of times.

Ari Chi3fs
04-30-2008, 07:19 PM
Wanna text them to me???

what a hypocrite.

Rain Man
04-30-2008, 07:28 PM
I've gotten my wife to do it a couple of times.

Your wife got dirty pictures of his wife? I'm liking this story.

Skip Towne
04-30-2008, 07:42 PM
You'll understand when you get older.

I'll understand when I get to be 24?

StcChief
04-30-2008, 07:48 PM
haha
So Dave just said he gave the wrong number.. i sent two photos of my ex to some unknown number....WTF
your in the dumb a$$ category so.... call it your day ROFL

Rausch
04-30-2008, 08:43 PM
Your wife got dirty pictures of his wife? I'm liking this story.

Much better than the initial post...

Rausch
04-30-2008, 08:44 PM
I'll understand when I get to be 24?

I'm sure the odometer will flip back to all 0000000 soon enough...

ROYC75
04-30-2008, 09:02 PM
Damn, the tags would be priceless on this thread .........Vegas Dave owes us some pics. :D

CrazyPhuD
04-30-2008, 09:04 PM
haha
So Dave just said he gave the wrong number.. i sent two photos of my ex to some unknown number....

If this isn't a taggable moment I don't know what is....priceless. :LOL:

Ari Chi3fs
04-30-2008, 10:00 PM
This isn't fair. Ssurfer, post that shit! (please. I need this)


dude, you are sad.

Mr. Kotter
04-30-2008, 10:15 PM
I have several people I know, who have memberships at sites...which have naked pictures of your wife? Should I PM you? :)

CHENZ A!
04-30-2008, 10:22 PM
was just thinking the other day about all the advances in technology and everything, and how I really can't believe that I never sent a picture of my genitals to anyone, I have had girls send me naked pics before, but I was always in a public place like at work or driving so never sent one of me. I feel like I should've done this yrs ago. I think I'll hold the camera-phone underneath and lean forward and to the side so they can get my balls, dong, and my smiling face at the same time

Ari Chi3fs
04-30-2008, 10:44 PM
might want to make sure your chode is clean and lacking dingleberries. Well, I think Vegas Dave should be texted those pics as well.


Vegas Dave:

"Oh Man! My wife has the most amazing breasts in the world. She just had a breast job and her tits are just perfect everyone here on Chiefplanet. It's so awesome."

Chiefsplanet:

Well, show us a pic. If they are so spectacular, photoshop her face out... and show them. Yeah! We want to see perfect, awesome breasts!"

VegasDouche:

No guys. Duh. What? You think Im some kind of perv? I would never do that!


So sad, is RIGHT.

Easy Money
04-30-2008, 10:54 PM
I have a blackberry and what I like to do after tipping the bottle is take a picture of the ol' twig and berries and send them to one of my blackberry email accounts I made up that is completely generic. I then forward the images to random phone numbers that begin with prefixes that I know are cell phone numbers. Pretty interesting stuff...

Skip Towne
04-30-2008, 11:11 PM
was just thinking the other day about all the advances in technology and everything, and how I really can't believe that I never sent a picture of my genitals to anyone, I have had girls send me naked pics before, but I was always in a public place like at work or driving so never sent one of me. I feel like I should've done this yrs ago. I think I'll hold the camera-phone underneath and lean forward and to the side so they can get my balls, dong, and my smiling face at the same time

No, thanks.

Easy Money
04-30-2008, 11:13 PM
I've gotten my wife to do it a couple of times.

so who took the pictures?

Wa-Z
04-30-2008, 11:25 PM
dude, you are sad.

ROFL

ChiefaRoo
05-01-2008, 12:54 AM
This thread makes me long for a poop thread.

ChiefFan31
05-01-2008, 01:41 AM
This thread fails to deliver

Mr. Flopnuts
05-01-2008, 02:03 AM
LMAO @ Please, I need this.

Guru
05-01-2008, 02:50 AM
What a let down.

Reerun_KC
05-01-2008, 06:15 AM
This thread has zero burst...

What a waste, so much potential, but deliverd nothing...

Chief Wiggum
05-01-2008, 06:40 AM
http://www.ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies/threadworthlesswithoutpics.gif

I can't believe it took 9 replies before this was said. The Planet is slipping...

Chief Wiggum
05-01-2008, 06:45 AM
This thread makes me long for a poop thread.

That is the greatest avatar ever!

Mr. Plow
05-01-2008, 07:21 AM
so who took the pictures?

I had my best friend take them. He was just stopping by to see me and as luck would have it, I was out of town.....

Mr. Kotter
05-01-2008, 07:34 AM
This thread has zero burst...

What a waste, so much potential, but deliverd nothing...


Heh. Yup.