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memyselfI
05-01-2008, 06:19 PM
Tornado Warning for KC metro area.

Hog Farmer
05-01-2008, 06:27 PM
Quick, crawl into your verginer!

evolve27
05-01-2008, 06:28 PM
Dammit, I'm missing Survivor!

alanm
05-01-2008, 06:29 PM
It was 86 here yesterday and tonight we're supposed to get 2-4" of snow.:cuss:

Delano
05-01-2008, 06:55 PM
CRA-ZAY

I'm telling you, only in SD.

memyselfI
05-01-2008, 06:56 PM
I have a feeling we are going to be in for an eventful night. It was snowing in Colorado today and 80 degrees here. Never a good mix.

The radar early looked like a possible monster tornado but the film showed just huge clouds.

Ari Chi3fs
05-01-2008, 06:59 PM
i was about to post this... but someone banned my thread creating abilities...

AND, i can't send PM's either.

****ing Tag Nazis.

leviw
05-01-2008, 06:59 PM
I have family in Gardner, so I got on KCTV 5's website to listen to reports. Horner is awful. I've heard bad things, mostly from you guys, before but it makes me appreciate the severe storm coverage by the Wichita stations.

She brings nothing to the coverage. Just bad.

memyselfI
05-01-2008, 07:04 PM
Third time the sirens have gone off this evening. I'm near 87th and Metcalf.

DaFace
05-01-2008, 07:11 PM
i was about to post this... but someone banned my thread creating abilities...

AND, i can't send PM's either.

****ing Tag Nazis.

I had nothing to do with this, for what it's worth. Pretty funny though.

Skip Towne
05-01-2008, 07:11 PM
i was about to post this... but someone banned my thread creating abilities...

AND, i can't send PM's either.

****ing Tag Nazis.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

memyselfI
05-01-2008, 07:14 PM
Am I the only one here who just LOVES thunderstorms. I don't like the damage they do but I certainly love the crashing lightning and booming thunder.

keg in kc
05-01-2008, 07:15 PM
Am I the only one here who just LOVES thunderstorms. One of my exes turned into a rabbit when it got stormy. *cough*

DaFace
05-01-2008, 07:17 PM
Am I the only one here who just LOVES thunderstorms. I don't like the damage they do but I certainly love the crashing lightning and booming thunder.

As it was SNOWING here today, one of my coworkers (who is from St. Louis) and I were talking about how we miss thunderstorms out here. I like Denver, but I kind of miss storms.

Ari Chi3fs
05-01-2008, 07:31 PM
so i get my avatar and sig deleted also? wow. wtf did I do?

Sure-Oz
05-01-2008, 07:41 PM
she just interupted a few min ago for a small storm like 200+ miles away from kc, shes a hack

Deberg_1990
05-01-2008, 07:43 PM
Did she Orgasm yet?? Thats all i want to know.

WEIRDWOLF
05-01-2008, 07:55 PM
Have they said when Survivor will reaire?

evolve27
05-01-2008, 08:09 PM
Have they said when Survivor will reaire?

Not that I've heard of. That bitch.

Deberg_1990
05-01-2008, 08:33 PM
Not that I've heard of. That bitch.

Oh come on...just think how many lives she saved tonight. ROFL

tomahawk kid
05-01-2008, 08:35 PM
The local KC stations have got to be the most weather obsessed stations in the country.

Jesus f#ck, this is beyond annoying - it's freaking obnoxious.

Thanks for the last 15 minutes of The Office weather****s.

evolve27
05-01-2008, 08:36 PM
Oh come on...just think how many lives she saved tonight. ROFL

Heh, she was once again hoping for the storm of orgasmic death.

tomahawk kid
05-01-2008, 08:37 PM
Heh, she was once again hoping for the storm of orgasmic death.

She should seriously consider driving into oncoming traffic.

What a waste of oxygen...........

evolve27
05-01-2008, 08:44 PM
She should seriously consider driving into oncoming traffic.

What a waste of oxygen...........

And even if her orgasmic car crashes she'll find some way to disappoint me, by not burning in the wreckage.......yeah she sucks that bad.....

Bwana
05-01-2008, 08:56 PM
so i get my avatar and sig deleted also? wow. wtf did I do?

LMAO

My guess would be Bob Dole is on the loose.

Skip Towne
05-01-2008, 09:01 PM
so i get my avatar and sig deleted also? wow. wtf did I do?

You bitch a lot.

StcChief
05-01-2008, 09:04 PM
Ari Douch3 ROFL

alanm
05-01-2008, 11:07 PM
As it was SNOWING here today, one of my coworkers (who is from St. Louis) and I were talking about how we miss thunderstorms out here. I like Denver, but I kind of miss storms.
You're right they just don't get the thunderstorms here like they do back in the Omaha/KC area. The one thing I don't miss is the 3am right overhead thunder cracks that blow you out of bed and give you a f*cking heart attack. :eek:

wazu
05-01-2008, 11:19 PM
Does anybody happen to know who you should call if the tornado siren in your neighborhood is barely audible from your house? Today, I was out in my garage and it wasn't even really raining, and I could barely hear it. And I live in a fairly crowded neighborhood. Later, I was actually driving right by the siren when it went off again by mistake apparently after the storm had passed. It was less than 10 feed away at one point and wasn't any louder than an ambulance or police siren.

thebrad84
05-01-2008, 11:54 PM
Does anybody happen to know who you should call if the tornado siren in your neighborhood is barely audible from your house?

Call your county or city emergency management department. I'm sure a simple internet search of your county/city webpage will give you the answer.

Guru
05-02-2008, 12:32 AM
Get ready KC. A new round is on its way. Just turn on Katie.

SithCeNtZ
05-02-2008, 12:34 AM
Yea it's blasting lawrence right now. Woke up to hail and the sound of 70 mph winds outside. Not a pretty scene.

KcMizzou
05-02-2008, 12:35 AM
so i get my avatar and sig deleted also? wow. wtf did I do?Heheh.

Wa-Z
05-02-2008, 12:38 AM
damn...it's lookin mean out in olathe now

SPchief
05-02-2008, 12:39 AM
Starting to get good lightning going on in Raytown

SPchief
05-02-2008, 12:39 AM
damn...it's lookin mean out in olathe now


Blasphemy, its always sunny and 70 in Olathe

Wa-Z
05-02-2008, 12:41 AM
Blasphemy, its always sunny and 70 in Olathe

shoot, i wouldn't be surprised if we had an ice age tomorrow and then supernova heat the next day

SPchief
05-02-2008, 12:42 AM
BTW this guy on NBC has no clue what he is talking about. uhh, it's hitting manhattan right now, so it might hit lawrence in 5 minutes, which means it will hit the metro a good 5 minutes later

Guru
05-02-2008, 12:43 AM
BTW this guy on NBC has no clue what he is talking about. uhh, it's hitting manhattan right now, so it might hit lawrence in 5 minutes, which means it will hit the metro a good 5 minutes later

Are you serious? WOW!!!!! What a friggin idiot!!!ROFL

KcMizzou
05-02-2008, 12:46 AM
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SPchief
05-02-2008, 12:46 AM
updatestill tracking this storm....It's now moving at 60 mph, and within 5-10 minutes, it will hit the metro

SPchief
05-02-2008, 12:48 AM
DONT CHANGE THE CHANNEL. btw, this is not cbs, this is NBC. Aparrently they are either mimmicking or mocking horner. I can't tell.

Wa-Z
05-02-2008, 12:48 AM
tornado in topeka?

Mecca
05-02-2008, 12:51 AM
This weather is thrilling.

SPchief
05-02-2008, 12:51 AM
OMG, our camera has been blown off the roof. 75 mph winds.

SPchief
05-02-2008, 12:52 AM
holy shit, HURRICANE FORCE WINDS.











yes, this douche really said this

Wa-Z
05-02-2008, 12:52 AM
OMG, our camera has been blown off the roof. 75 mph winds.

you have a camera on your roof?

Guru
05-02-2008, 12:53 AM
tornado in topeka?

Nope. Not even a warning in Topeka. Just friggin wet.

Guru
05-02-2008, 12:54 AM
holy shit, HURRICANE FORCE WINDS.











yes, this douche really said this

Damn, I wish I was able to get that channel. That is top shelf comedy there.ROFL

SPchief
05-02-2008, 12:57 AM
peace out, I'm down to the basement.

SPchief
05-02-2008, 12:58 AM
Damn, I wish I was able to get that channel. That is top shelf comedy there.ROFL

I'm not going to lie, ten minutes later and I believe him.

KcMizzou
05-02-2008, 01:00 AM
It got pretty crazy here for a bit. I was on the verge of taking the boys down stairs, but the worst of it seems to have passed now.

Rausch
05-02-2008, 01:02 AM
Good luck.

Nice cool breeze and calm skies here in central mo...

Guru
05-02-2008, 01:05 AM
I'm not going to lie, ten minutes later and I believe him.

Wow, a whole minute in the basement huh?:D

Mecca
05-02-2008, 01:19 AM
My power went off for a few minutes that pissed me off way more than I was scared of the storm.

Donger
05-02-2008, 01:44 AM
As it was SNOWING here today, one of my coworkers (who is from St. Louis) and I were talking about how we miss thunderstorms out here. I like Denver, but I kind of miss storms.

What? We get thunderstorms.

Silock
05-02-2008, 01:50 AM
damn...it's lookin mean out in olathe now

I'd just like to point out that we got jack shit in my part of Olathe. Just some rain. No hail, even.

kstater
05-02-2008, 04:17 AM
Fixing to get ugly here in Arkansas

Guru
05-02-2008, 04:59 AM
Fixing to get ugly here in Arkansas

Isn't that normal though. :evil:

Bacon Cheeseburger
05-02-2008, 05:25 AM
I think it might have rained some here.

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
05-02-2008, 06:45 AM
tornado in topeka?


No......... sirens went off for the infamous "radar indicated possible, maybe, we are just throwing darts tornado" that was in the SE Corner of Shawnee county, a good 10 miles from the city limits.

journeyscarab
05-02-2008, 06:59 AM
The local KC stations have got to be the most weather obsessed stations in the country.

Jesus f#ck, this is beyond annoying - it's freaking obnoxious.

Thanks for the last 15 minutes of The Office weather****s.


Then you haven't lived in Wichita during the stormy season. They put the KC weather teams to shame. Between wall-to-wall coverage on one of the country radio stations in town which has a ton of storm chasing vehicles and the TV crews going nuts...they really get everyone worked up.

tomahawk kid
05-02-2008, 07:38 AM
Then you haven't lived in Wichita during the stormy season. They put the KC weather teams to shame. Between wall-to-wall coverage on one of the country radio stations in town which has a ton of storm chasing vehicles and the TV crews going nuts...they really get everyone worked up.

That's my biggest thing with the whole deal.

If there is a an actual tornado coming or even a warning, then by all means break into TV.

However, I think 3 hours of continuous coverage is a bit excessive and does nothing but generate ratings by getting folks scared out of their wits.

Demonpenz
05-02-2008, 08:23 AM
I don't mind it. I Love to see where they are at and chase them. They are exciting.

dirk digler
05-02-2008, 08:30 AM
Apparently we had a major storm come over last night around 3:00am but I didn't hear shit.

Dartgod
05-02-2008, 08:32 AM
LOL at the comments in the KC Star article...

Herm and Carl had to be behind this.

http://www.kansascity.com/384/story/602007.html

dirk digler
05-02-2008, 08:39 AM
Apparently hurricane type winds

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7954/bowfl9.jpg

gblowfish
05-02-2008, 08:44 AM
Some damage in glorious Indep. MO where Stately Blowfish Manor is located.

Wind blew the roof off an Arby's, next to my fave pizza joint (Minksy's) which, thank GOD...remained unscathed.

Better not be messin with my pizza fix...or I'll have to hurt somebody.

Delano
05-02-2008, 08:51 AM
I don't mind it. I Love to see where they are at and chase them. They are exciting.

Your grammar and spelling indicates a level of sobriety we haven't seen from you in years.

DaFace
05-02-2008, 08:54 AM
What? We get thunderstorms.

Just because there's a little bit of "thunder" in a storm doesn't qualify it as a "thunderstorm" in my book.

Dartgod
05-02-2008, 09:04 AM
Your grammar and spelling indicates a level of sobriety we haven't seen from you in years.
Kotter probably "unintentionally" logged on as him.

Demonpenz
05-02-2008, 09:18 AM
Thanks I have been sober for awhile now everyday sober is a gift from the Meavens

keg in kc
05-02-2008, 01:01 PM
Apparently we had a major storm come over last night around 3:00am but I didn't hear shit.I was awake when it hit here, around 2 or 2:30, it was pretty cool. Almost constant lightning.

cdcox
05-11-2008, 06:29 PM
Wow, I just talked to my folks in Gladstone (Mother's day call). They had a tornado go right over their house from this storm. No damage at their house but neighbors had tree twisted off and completely destroyed. A block from their house five power poles were snapped off and they were without power for 2 days. Two blocks away a house was lifted off its foundation. Dad found a $5 bill in the yard. I'm just thanful that no one was hurt.

Ari Chi3fs
05-11-2008, 07:03 PM
Wow, I just talked to my folks in Gladstone (Mother's day call). They had a tornado go right over their house from this storm. No damage at their house but neighbors had tree twisted off and completely destroyed. A block from their house five power poles were snapped off and they were without power for 2 days. Two blocks away a house was lifted off its foundation. Dad found a $5 bill in the yard. I'm just thanful that no one was hurt.


$5 Profit, baby!

milkman
05-11-2008, 08:24 PM
Orgrasmic?

RadeAM2
05-11-2008, 10:06 PM
JUST STANDIN' AROUND SUCKIN' ON MY BIG OL' CHILI DOG.

KcMizzou
05-11-2008, 10:08 PM
JUST STANDIN' AROUND SUCKIN' ON MY BIG OL' CHILI DOG.OUTSIDE THE TASTY FREEZE

RadeAM2
05-11-2008, 10:10 PM
OUTSIDE THE TASTY FREEZE

Take it away, man. Take it away.

KcMizzou
05-11-2008, 10:14 PM
Take it away, man. Take it away.DIANE'S SITTIN' ON JACKIES LAP, HE'S GOT HIS HANDS BETWEEN HER KNEES


:D

RadeAM2
05-11-2008, 10:17 PM
DIANE'S SITTIN' ON JACKIES LAP, HE'S GOT HIS HANDS BETWEEN HER KNEES


:D

Tornado thread turned John Mellencamp. Epic.

KcMizzou
05-11-2008, 10:23 PM
Tornado thread turned John Mellencamp. Epic.This place is weird like that.

Nightwish
05-12-2008, 01:40 AM
Wow, I just talked to my folks in Gladstone (Mother's day call). They had a tornado go right over their house from this storm. No damage at their house but neighbors had tree twisted off and completely destroyed. A block from their house five power poles were snapped off and they were without power for 2 days. Two blocks away a house was lifted off its foundation. Dad found a $5 bill in the yard. I'm just thanful that no one was hurt.
Wow, I hadn't heard that this weekend's storms reached as far north as KC. I know that southwest Missouri was devastated, though. I have a lot of family that live in Newton County and Jasper County, in and around Neosho, and a few in Seneca and Joplin. My grandfather and uncle, both of whom live near Neosho, both lost their farms, or large parts of them, but luckily their homes were relatively undamaged. My uncle lost all of his farm buildings, but the storm left his equipment, tractors and trucks untouched, oddly. The only damage to his home, though, was a few broken windows. Two of the six turkey houses on my grandfather's poultry farm were leveled, and two others severely damaged. His house was untouched. Strange how these things seem to pick and choose what they want to destroy.

Here in St. Louis, we didn't get much more than strong wind and some heavy rains. A few unsecured structures, like newspaper bins, got knocked over by the wind, but no other damage that I could see. The wind was howling so loud last night and into the early Sunday morning hours that I couldn't hear my television.

MOhillbilly
05-12-2008, 06:50 AM
anyone notice that when the storms that rolled through the southern half of the state got to spfld it split and shit out?

Dartgod
05-12-2008, 07:12 AM
Wow, I hadn't heard that this weekend's storms reached as far north as KC.
They didn't. Look at the date of the thread starter.

Nightwish
05-12-2008, 11:26 AM
They didn't. Look at the date of the thread starter.
I saw that. But the post I was referring to was from yesterday, so I assumed when he said "this storm," he was talking about the big one Saturday night that ravaged SWMo.

cdcox
05-12-2008, 11:49 AM
I saw that. But the post I was referring to was from yesterday, so I assumed when he said "this storm," he was talking about the big one Saturday night that ravaged SWMo.

"This storm" meant the storm described in the thread, as Dartgod indicated.