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Count Alex's Wins
05-02-2008, 07:58 PM
He isn't clownpunching n00bs like he used to anymore. They come in here with no respect for authority and do whatever they please. Skip is getting old or just doesn't care anymore. I long for the old days of massive n00b beatdowns. In my day, Skip could install a direcTV system with one hand and lay the smack down on n00bs with the other, while he brought Ben Roethlisberger's Grandma to multiple orgasms.

The thrill is gawn. :(

L.A. Chieffan
05-02-2008, 07:59 PM
Who's skip?

Skip Towne
05-02-2008, 08:03 PM
I had to quit beating up n00bs. Some lily livered on here said I was runing off members. So I quit against my better judgement. Now look at all the lippy n00bs around here.

88TG88
05-02-2008, 08:04 PM
Psshh, he doesn't look so tough to me.

Fairplay
05-02-2008, 08:07 PM
Ali went into retirement at one time also.

Count Alex's Wins
05-02-2008, 08:20 PM
I had to quit beating up n00bs. Some lily livered on here said I was runing off members. So I quit against my better judgement. Now look at all the lippy n00bs around here.

Cop out. When was the last time you even had a 100-post thread?

Skip Towne
05-02-2008, 08:33 PM
Cop out. When was the last time you even had a 100-post thread?

I quit posting threads because Phobia makes fun of me for my 100 reply threads. I'm totally beaten down.

Count Alex's Wins
05-02-2008, 08:34 PM
I quit posting threads because Phobia makes fun of me for my 100 reply threads. I'm totally beaten down.

Don't listen to that ne'er-do-well. He's just a hater. I see you have enough good sense not to visit his shitty forum.

Skip Towne
05-02-2008, 08:37 PM
Don't listen to that ne'er-do-well. He's just a hater. I see you have enough good sense not to visit his shitty forum.

I went there a couple of times but I read somewhere that it might suck.

rad
05-02-2008, 08:40 PM
I quit posting threads because Phobia makes fun of me for my 100 reply threads. I'm totally beaten down.


***** Phobia......

Reerun_KC
05-02-2008, 08:53 PM
Skip lost his burst in 1935, nothing new here, Move along....

Skip Towne
05-02-2008, 08:59 PM
Skip lost his burst in 1935, nothing new here, Move along....

Shut up, n00b.

Logical
05-02-2008, 09:02 PM
***** Phobia......What word is filtered that is 5 letters long?

Reerun_KC
05-02-2008, 09:03 PM
Shut up, n00b.
ROFL

Reerun_KC
05-02-2008, 09:03 PM
What word is filtered that is 5 letters long?
What :cuss: word is 5 letters long?

Skip Towne
05-02-2008, 09:33 PM
What word is filtered that is 5 letters long?

F*cku?

Joie
05-02-2008, 09:53 PM
What word is filtered that is 5 letters long?

B!tch?

Baconeater
05-02-2008, 09:54 PM
B!tch?

Bitch isn't filtered.

Joie
05-02-2008, 09:58 PM
Bitch isn't filtered.

Oh. See why I didn't cuss in my rant? I don't cuss much.

Skip Towne
05-02-2008, 09:59 PM
Oh. See why I didn't cuss in my rant? I don't cuss much.

I damn sure don't either.

Baconeater
05-02-2008, 10:01 PM
Oh. See why I didn't cuss in my rant? I don't cuss much.

Well it's about ****ing time you started.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-02-2008, 10:01 PM
*****?

Mr. Flopnuts
05-02-2008, 10:02 PM
Starts with an N and ends with an A.

Joie
05-02-2008, 10:02 PM
Well it's about ****ing time you started.

I NEVER drop the F-bomb, it just isn't ladylike. And I don't cuss alot in general so I don't have to remember not to at work or around the kids.

Count Alex's Wins
05-02-2008, 10:04 PM
I NEVER drop the F-bomb, it just isn't ladylike.

Guys love it when you talk dirty. Try it sometime. COME ON MISSY!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-02-2008, 10:04 PM
I NEVER drop the F-bomb, it just isn't ladylike. And I don't cuss alot in general so I don't have to remember not to at work or around the kids.

That's old school. I admire it.

Baconeater
05-02-2008, 10:05 PM
I NEVER drop the F-bomb, it just isn't ladylike. And I don't cuss alot in general so I don't have to remember not to at work or around the kids.
I like to cuss. It makes me feel like a big man.

keg in kc
05-02-2008, 10:06 PM
Starts with an N and ends with an A.Nicaragua?

UteChief
05-02-2008, 10:06 PM
Come on Skip go ahead and bash some noobs. Let me be one of the first.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-02-2008, 10:07 PM
Nicaragua?

Shortened to 5 letters that would be something like Nicca. Or Nicaa. Which is REALLY close to the word I was talking about.

UteChief
05-02-2008, 10:08 PM
Does it block it out if you're black?

Joie
05-02-2008, 10:09 PM
Guys love it when you talk dirty. Try it sometime. COME ON MISSY!

Could this be part of the reason you're single and obsessed with Carrie Underwood?


Besides, I have a man.

Joie
05-02-2008, 10:09 PM
That's old school. I admire it.

Thank you.

Skip Towne
05-03-2008, 02:25 PM
Cop out. When was the last time you even had a 100-post thread?

Less than an hour ago.

Bill Parcells
05-03-2008, 03:08 PM
I think Skip should give milkman a little bit of training on how to be the new miserable old guy. the both of them combined would make a formidable duo to combat n00b's. :skip:

Moobs
05-03-2008, 03:11 PM
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Bill Parcells
05-03-2008, 03:12 PM
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Skip is being called out by a n00b

ROFL

blueballs
05-03-2008, 03:35 PM
You want commitment from some one called skiptowne

Chief Wiggum
05-03-2008, 03:50 PM
I've lurked around here long enough (before the join date you see to the left) to see some beat-downs by skip (and others) on n00bs. I don't want any part of that.

That being said, I feel bad for n00bs that are trying to make valid points or argue things that the consensus on the CP doesn't agree with get railed on. I guess it's part of the initiation hazing.

Bill Parcells
05-03-2008, 04:00 PM
I've lurked around here long enough (before the join date you see to the left) to see some beat-downs by skip (and others) on n00bs. I don't want any part of that.

That being said, I feel bad for n00bs that are trying to make valid points or argue things that the consensus on the CP doesn't agree with get railed on I guess it's part of the initiation hazing.

I don't see that anymore around here. when I first joined I was like -15,000 points in the red in rep within 2 weeks. my first neg rep was from Endelt telling me ''please die'' ROFL

I kind of miss that shit, that's kind of what attracted me to this place. CP is like the wild west, no law and order.

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-03-2008, 04:09 PM
I never really got to see any of skip's infamous n00b bashing. I feel somewhat disappointed. I imagine it as being a textual version of Mel Gibson hacking that sorry redcoat into pulp in "The Patriot".

Bill Parcells
05-03-2008, 04:14 PM
I never really got to see any of skip's infamous n00b bashing. I feel somewhat disappointed. I imagine it as being a textual version of Mel Gibson hacking that sorry redcoat into pulp in "The Patriot".

Him and GoChiefs had that neg rep war, that was frickin hilarious. Skip made it all the way back to green in like 2 days after being obliterated into the red by an angry Moderator. then he got his rep back as a Christmas gift. ROFL

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-03-2008, 04:17 PM
Him and GoChiefs had that neg rep war, that was frickin hilarious. Skip made it all the way back to green in like 2 days after being obliterated into the red by an angry Moderator. then he got his rep back as a Christmas gift. ROFL

That just reminds me of us pummeling Hootie to the bottom of the pile.

kstater
05-03-2008, 04:17 PM
That being said, I feel bad for n00bs that are trying to make valid points or argue things that the consensus on the CP doesn't agree with get railed on. I guess it's part of the initiation hazing.


You shouldn't feel bad for n00bs. You should feel bad for yourself. Go away n00b!!!!

Chief Wiggum
05-03-2008, 04:19 PM
You shouldn't feel bad for n00bs. You should feel bad for yourself. Go away n00b!!!!

Come on kstater, you can do better than that.

Chief Wiggum
05-03-2008, 04:26 PM
You shouldn't feel bad for n00bs. You should feel bad for yourself. Go away n00b!!!!

Ah man, my second red box. All because I stuck up for the n00bs. :cuss:

kstater
05-03-2008, 04:31 PM
Ah man, my second red box. All because I stuck up for the n00bs. :cuss:

Yeah, about that, I meant to click approve. :)

Rausch
05-03-2008, 04:52 PM
I NEVER drop the F-bomb, it just isn't ladylike. And I don't cuss alot in general so I don't have to remember not to at work or around the kids.

Ditto. I don't know how but my sailor's mouth hasn't leaked out once yet. But, somewhere deep down in my psyche, I seem to know when it's "safe" and my normal speech patterns turn on.

milkman
05-03-2008, 06:43 PM
I think Skip should give milkman a little bit of training on how to be the new miserable old guy. the both of them combined would make a formidable duo to combat n00b's. :skip:

Eh.

I don't need training.

I would just rather wait to get to know what kind of poster someone is going to be before I start telling them what kind of dumbass they are.

Bwana
05-03-2008, 07:04 PM
Skip is being called out by a n00b

ROFL


Kick his ass Skip. :evil:

Mr. Flopnuts
05-03-2008, 07:12 PM
Skip Towne will wear the crown.


Edit: Rep to the first person that can reference the above statement.

Bwana
05-03-2008, 10:55 PM
Skip Towne will wear the crown.


Edit: Rep to the first person that can reference the above statement.


Fill us in..........

KcMizzou
05-03-2008, 10:57 PM
Fill us in..........Yeah, I'm clueless.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-03-2008, 11:02 PM
The greatest planeteer of all time. I'd just changed my name and decided to be Skip's campaign manager. We used his n00b bashing in our campaign. Told them all it was really because he LOVED them and wanted to see them happy here at Chiefsplanet. He was really just breaking them in. Skip Towne will wear the crown was the campaign slogan.

It worked pretty well, lol, he went to the semi finals. :)

KcMizzou
05-03-2008, 11:09 PM
The greatest planeteer of all time. I'd just changed my name and decided to be Skip's campaign manager. We used his n00b bashing in our campaign. Told them all it was really because he LOVED them and wanted to see them happy here at Chiefsplanet. He was really just breaking them in. Skip Towne will wear the crown was the campaign slogan.

It worked pretty well, lol, he went to the semi finals. :)You must be one hell of a campaign manager. Damn near made a princess out of a pig.

Jk, Skipper. :D

Mr. Flopnuts
05-03-2008, 11:28 PM
You must be one hell of a campaign manager. Damn near made a princess out of a pig.

Jk, Skipper. :D

I'll tell you what. Lurkers came out of the woodwork and voted for him. It was pretty funny. Then the mods started messing with all of it and that was that. It was fun though.

KcMizzou
05-03-2008, 11:34 PM
I'll tell you what. Lurkers came out of the woodwork and voted for him. It was pretty funny. Then the mods started messing with all of it and that was that. It was fun though.They were just hoping a vote for him would help them avoid his wrath.

I've always liked Skip. He's a good guy. You've got to separate the the man himself from the internet gamesmanship. Most of the stuff that bugs people is meant in fun.

Skip Towne
05-04-2008, 12:07 AM
The greatest planeteer of all time. I'd just changed my name and decided to be Skip's campaign manager. We used his n00b bashing in our campaign. Told them all it was really because he LOVED them and wanted to see them happy here at Chiefsplanet. He was really just breaking them in. Skip Towne will wear the crown was the campaign slogan.

It worked pretty well, lol, he went to the semi finals. :)

I vaguely remember that. Do you remember who beat me out?

MadMax
05-04-2008, 12:11 AM
I'll tell you what. Lurkers came out of the woodwork and voted for him. It was pretty funny. Then the mods started messing with all of it and that was that. It was fun though.




Skip is da shizznizzle!!!!!!!! Hands down :)

Mr. Flopnuts
05-04-2008, 03:24 AM
I vaguely remember that. Do you remember who beat me out?

Dude you made it all the way until the mods started screwing with the vote tallies. You never officially lost.

bugeatme
07-04-2010, 05:04 PM
no!

bevischief
07-04-2010, 07:54 PM
bump.

Mr. Laz
07-04-2010, 08:15 PM
bump.
dude ... enough