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Calcountry
05-03-2008, 06:37 PM
You are in customer service, and someone walks into your work station, looks at you and says, "Home Depot". Mind you, you do not work for Home Depot.

What do you do, or what do you say?

88TG88
05-03-2008, 06:38 PM
open fire

noa
05-03-2008, 06:39 PM
Run as fast as you can

Moobs
05-03-2008, 06:39 PM
Probably walk by their work station and say, "Wal-Mart".

Joie
05-03-2008, 06:40 PM
You are in customer service, and someone walks into your work station, looks at you and says, "Home Depot". Mind you, you do not work for Home Depot.

What do you do, or what do you say?

I remind them that they can look up the Home Depot website from the computer at their own desk and go back to answering my phone.

Calcountry
05-03-2008, 06:41 PM
Run as fast as you canLet me help a little more.

After he said, "Home Depot", I respond, "Yes, Home Depot???"

To which he responded, "Home Depot."

ROFL

noa
05-03-2008, 06:46 PM
Let me help a little more.

After he said, "Home Depot", I respond, "Yes, Home Depot???"

To which he responded, "Home Depot."

ROFL


Interesting. Maybe he had just watched that Charlie Rose by Samuel Beckett clip on Youtube and was feeling like an absurdist.

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cdcox
05-03-2008, 06:48 PM
If the rabbits are talking back to you, it might be a sign you need to get out more. Just to be safe, Mr. Home Depot would be tomorrow's hossenfeffer.

milkman
05-03-2008, 06:48 PM
Are you a competing with Home Depot?

Bwana
05-03-2008, 06:49 PM
I would send Jack Bauer over to kick their ass.

Skip Towne
05-03-2008, 06:55 PM
I would send Jack Bauer over to kick their ass.

I'd send Chuck Norris.

Adept Havelock
05-03-2008, 06:56 PM
I'd wait until he was gone for the day, and take a dump in his filing cabinet under "P".

banyon
05-03-2008, 06:59 PM
Tell him the Old Home Depot (http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2005/jan/15/old_home_depot/) was much cooler.

Calcountry
05-03-2008, 07:02 PM
Interesting. Maybe he had just watched that Charlie Rose by Samuel Beckett clip on Youtube and was feeling like an absurdist.


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Rausch
05-03-2008, 07:03 PM
Purple...

Bill Parcells
05-03-2008, 07:03 PM
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Calcountry
05-03-2008, 07:04 PM
Are you a competing with Home Depot?
This was my gut instinct, but that wasn't what he wanted.

Bwana
05-03-2008, 07:06 PM
I'd send Chuck Norris.

Fug it, if he really wants to get the job done, he could pull Rich Scanlon off the Burger King counter and have him pay the dude a little visit. :eek:

Calcountry
05-03-2008, 07:08 PM
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<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XcxKIJTb3Hg&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></OBJECT>Yep, that be me, :rockon:</P>

Calcountry
05-03-2008, 07:09 PM
.... To which he replied.... "Home Depot"

milkman
05-03-2008, 07:18 PM
This was my gut instinct, but that wasn't what he wanted.

Without knowing anything, my gut instinct would be to respond with the name of the store that I'm working in.

dj56dt58
05-03-2008, 07:19 PM
Nothin a Belgium .50 cal can't take care of

keg in kc
05-03-2008, 07:21 PM
Say 'yeah, that's what we called your wife, back in the day. That's where everybody went when they needed a screw'.

Spott
05-03-2008, 07:21 PM
Whatever happened to HQ?

Skip Towne
05-03-2008, 07:27 PM
Without knowing anything, my gut instinct would be to respond with the name of the store that I'm working in.
So you finally admit you don't know anything?

Skip Towne
05-03-2008, 07:28 PM
Fug it, if he really wants to get the job done, he could pull Rich Scanlon off the Burger King counter and have him pay the dude a little visit. :eek:

:LOL:

milkman
05-03-2008, 07:35 PM
So you finally admit you don't know anything?

I used to know things, but I got old, so I don't really know nothing, I just don't remember what I know.

Skip Towne
05-03-2008, 07:40 PM
I used to know things, but I got old, so I don't really know nothing, I just don't remember what I know.

My dad used to say he didn't understand all he knew about it.

milkman
05-03-2008, 07:43 PM
My dad used to say he didn't understand all he knew about it.

So he knew how to start a fire, but he didn't understand how rubbing two sticks together accomplised that?

Claynus
05-03-2008, 07:51 PM
I'd rip out his heart, put it in a doggie bag and hand it to him politely.

keg in kc
05-03-2008, 07:54 PM
So he knew how to start a fire, but he didn't understand how rubbing two sticks together accomplised that?I'm surprised his dad could talk; I wasn't sure speech had been developed by that point in human history.

Rain Man
05-03-2008, 08:54 PM
I would say, "My name's not depot, and I'm not your chauffeur."

Simply Red
05-03-2008, 10:29 PM
I'm surprised his dad could talk; I wasn't sure speech had been developed by that point in human history.

Jesus,


Harsh!

blueballs
05-04-2008, 05:06 AM
The crack tonight
had a hint of vicks vapor rub

acesn8s
05-04-2008, 10:25 AM
Let me help a little more.

After he said, "Home Depot", I respond, "Yes, Home Depot???"

To which he responded, "Home Depot."

ROFL
I prefer Lowes. Although Home Depot is better than True Value.

Fruit Ninja
05-04-2008, 12:08 PM
You are in customer service, and someone walks into your work station, looks at you and says, "Home Depot". Mind you, you do not work for Home Depot.

What do you do, or what do you say?
Tony Stewart?

Fruit Ninja
05-04-2008, 12:09 PM
I'd rip out his heart, put it in a doggie bag and hand it to him politely.

Looks like you been watching dumb and dumber.

Calcountry
05-06-2008, 11:09 AM
Well, as many of you know this is USofKKKaliforina, land of the converted son of the SS governor, with many cultures, so the dude more than likely had a bit of a problem with the English language. He wanted DIRECTIONS to Home Depot.

So I gave them to him. I really don't know if he understood what I was saying, but, I gave it my best shot. Trust me, it wasn't worth the mental pain to attempt to discern what he wanted from Home Depot in an effort to save him the trip.

Just immagine the dude making it a few blocks down the street and walking into a gas station.

StcChief
05-06-2008, 11:23 AM
Well, as many of you know this is USofKKKaliforina, land of the converted son of the SS governor, with many cultures, so the dude more than likely had a bit of a problem with the English language. He wanted DIRECTIONS to Home Depot.

So I gave them to him. I really don't know if he understood what I was saying, but, I gave it my best shot. Trust me, it wasn't worth the mental pain to attempt to discern what he wanted from Home Depot in an effort to save him the trip.

Just immagine the dude making it a few blocks down the street and walking into a gas station.
Kalifornia is the place you outta be, so I loaded up the truck and moved to Be verly... Hills that is .... swimming pools ... movie stars.

Coach
05-06-2008, 11:40 AM
Home Depot?

Take I-35, exit off 119th street, and go to Strang Lane. You'll find one there.

patteeu
05-06-2008, 11:52 AM
"Yes, Home Depot, we have a subject but no verb, what can I do for you?"</P>

This isn't English class. Why does it have to be such a chore to have a simple conversation with you?

:p

StcChief
05-06-2008, 11:59 AM
This isn't English class. Why does it have to be such a chore to have a simple conversation with you?

:pJust GRUNT back :shrug: :)

CoMoChief
05-06-2008, 12:45 PM
I would reply with "Tony Stewart"

Calcountry
05-06-2008, 01:40 PM
Kalifornia is the place you outta be, so I loaded up the truck and moved to Be verly... Hills that is .... swimming pools ... movie stars.
Dude, could you immagine the roll Jed would be sportin these days with West texas intermediate north of 100 dollars per barrel?

They ought to do a Beverly Hillbillie 2008 style, In living Color AND HI DEF!!! OMG WTF?1?

Skip Towne
05-06-2008, 01:55 PM
Dude, could you immagine the roll Jed would be sportin these days with West texas intermediate north of 100 dollars per barrel?

They ought to do a Beverly Hillbillie 2008 style, In living Color AND HI DEF!!! OMG WTF?1?

Funny part is there isn't any oil where Jed came from. I worked over there for two years and never saw a pump jack.