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KUCFChiefs
05-04-2008, 12:06 AM
Glenn Dorsey NFL Career

2008: 68 solo tackles, 9.5 sacks, 2 FOR FUM, NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year, AFC Pro Bowl

2009: 52 solo tackles, 8 sacks, 1 FOR FUM, 1 FUM REC, AFC Pro Bowl

2010: 75 solo tackles, 14 sacks, 3 FOR FUM, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2011: 85 solo tackles, 24.5 sacks, 4 FOR FUM, 2 FUM REC, 1 INT, 2 TD, NFL Defensive Player of the Year, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl, Super Bowl XLVI MVP

2012: 79 solo tackles, 28 sacks, 7 FOR FUM, 4 FUM REC, 2 INT, 4 TD, NFL MVP, NFL Defensive Player of the Year, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2013: 63 solo tackles, 17.5 sacks, 3 FOR FUM, 1 FUM REC, 1 TD, NFL Defensive Player of the Year, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2014: 56 solo tackles, 14 sacks, 1 FOR FUM, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2015: 103 solo tackles, 26 sacks, 5 FOR FUM, 3 FUM REC, 1 TD, NFL MVP, NFL Defensvie Player of the Year, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2016: 34 solo tackles, 4 sacks, 1 INT, 1 FUM REC

2017: 57 solo tackles, 9.5 sacks, 2 FOR FUM, NFL Comeback Player of the Year, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2018: 75 solo tackles, 11 sacks, 1 FOR FUM, 4 FUM REC, 1 TD, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2019: 48 solo tackles, 7.5 sacks, 2 FUM REC, AFC Pro Bowl

2020: 53 solo tackles, 8 sacks, 2 FOR FUM, 1 FUM REC, 1 INT, AFC Pro Bowl

2021: 39 solo tackles, 7 sacks, 1 FOR FUM, AFC Pro Bowl

2022: 46 solo tackles, 8.5 sacks, 2 FUM REC, I TD, AFC Pro Bowl

2028: Inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame

Career Totals

933 tackles, 197 sacks, 26 FUM REC, 32 FOR FUM, 5 INT, 10 TD

14-time Pro Bowler, 8-time first team NFL All-Pro, 4-time NFL Defensive POY, 2-time NFL MVP

Basileus777
05-04-2008, 12:11 AM
I think you might be a little conservative with these predictions....

dj56dt58
05-04-2008, 12:13 AM
any superbowl mvps?

88TG88
05-04-2008, 12:21 AM
What happened in 2015 that he put up Reggie White-esque numbers ?

UteChief
05-04-2008, 12:23 AM
24.5 sacks, DAMN!!!

L.A. Chieffan
05-04-2008, 12:29 AM
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Logical
05-04-2008, 12:34 AM
Glenn Dorsey NFL Career

2008: 68 solo tackles, 9.5 sacks, 2 FOR FUM, NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year, AFC Pro Bowl

2009: 52 solo tackles, 8 sacks, 1 FOR FUM, 1 FUM REC, AFC Pro Bowl

2010: 75 solo tackles, 14 sacks, 3 FOR FUM, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2011: 85 solo tackles, 24.5 sacks, 4 FOR FUM, 2 FUM REC, 1 INT, 2 TD, NFL Defensive Player of the Year, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl, Super Bowl XLVI MVP

2012: 79 solo tackles, 28 sacks, 7 FOR FUM, 4 FUM REC, 2 INT, 4 TD, NFL MVP, NFL Defensive Player of the Year, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2013: 63 solo tackles, 17.5 sacks, 3 FOR FUM, 1 FUM REC, 1 TD, NFL Defensive Player of the Year, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2014: 56 solo tackles, 14 sacks, 1 FOR FUM, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2015: 103 solo tackles, 26 sacks, 5 FOR FUM, 3 FUM REC, 1 TD, NFL MVP, NFL Defensvie Player of the Year, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2016: 34 solo tackles, 4 sacks, 1 INT, 1 FUM REC

2017: 57 solo tackles, 9.5 sacks, 2 FOR FUM, NFL Comeback Player of the Year, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2018: 75 solo tackles, 11 sacks, 1 FOR FUM, 4 FUM REC, 1 TD, NFL All-Pro, AFC Pro Bowl

2019: 48 solo tackles, 7.5 sacks, 2 FUM REC, AFC Pro Bowl

2020: 53 solo tackles, 8 sacks, 2 FOR FUM, 1 FUM REC, 1 INT, AFC Pro Bowl

2021: 39 solo tackles, 7 sacks, 1 FOR FUM, AFC Pro Bowl

2022: 46 solo tackles, 8.5 sacks, 2 FUM REC, I TD, AFC Pro Bowl

2028: Inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame

Career Totals

933 tackles, 197 sacks, 26 FUM REC, 32 FOR FUM, 5 INT, 10 TD

14-time Pro Bowler, 8-time first team NFL All-Pro, 4-time NFL Defensive POY, 2-time NFL MVPROFL197 sacks, please.

Nightfyre
05-04-2008, 12:36 AM
ROFL197 sacks, please.

predicting over 20% of his tackles will be sacks.... wow.

HolmeZz
05-04-2008, 12:43 AM
Yeah, he doesn't play defensive end.

KUCFChiefs
05-04-2008, 01:45 AM
any superbowl mvps?

Take a look, he wins the Super Bowl XLVI MVP in year four.

blueballs
05-04-2008, 06:02 AM
KUCFChief eats donkey jerkey

Rausch
05-04-2008, 06:31 AM
What happened in 2015 that he put up Reggie White-esque numbers ?

He gets bitten by a radioactive spider?...

tmax63
05-04-2008, 08:50 AM
What the hell happened to him in 2016??? That's it. He's a bust. We shoulda got Ellis. I knew it all along.

Consistent1
05-04-2008, 08:56 AM
I do think it is funny that you guys all think Dorsey will be the second coming of the lord. He is going to have rough time doing much of anything next year. Double teams, cut-blocks, etc. I think he will end up being very good, provided he does not get injured. The other guys on the D-Line, DJ, Edwards, and the like, will completely dictate what he can do. For the first year, I don't think it will be much. Maybe 3-5 sacks, and 50 tackles. He will end up helping the other guys, but they are going to have to help him first.

kcfan82
05-04-2008, 10:13 AM
In 2014 he'll find the cure for cancer

Adept Havelock
05-04-2008, 10:22 AM
In 2014 he'll find the cure for cancer

But not in time to save marlboro chief.

Gonzo
05-04-2008, 11:23 AM
Glen Dorsey recently decided to sell his urine as a tasty beverage. We commonly know this drink as Red Bull.

Rain Man
05-04-2008, 11:33 AM
It's not right that he won't be a first-ballot Hall of Famer.

Hydrae
05-04-2008, 11:35 AM
Sweet, back to back Super Bowl wins in 2010 and 2011! I wonder who the coach will be those years. :hmmm:

Bowser
05-04-2008, 11:37 AM
In 2014 he'll find the cure for cancer

He'll kick open the doors of the lab to announce his discovery of the cure doing his dance.....



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Bowser
05-04-2008, 11:38 AM
But not in time to save marlboro chief.

They've found the cure, but they're just waiting for him to kick before they announce it.


:evil:

Rain Man
05-04-2008, 11:44 AM
He'll kick open the doors of the lab to announce his discovery of the cure doing his dance.....



Holy UFO. Did you see him send that guard flying?

Was this the same Auburn game where they chop-blocked him low? I figure that he was humiliating that guard enough that it might be.

Bowser
05-04-2008, 02:57 PM
Holy UFO. Did you see him send that guard flying?

Was this the same Auburn game where they chop-blocked him low? I figure that he was humiliating that guard enough that it might be.


I don't think that's the same game. I think he was playing against a lesser school when that happened. Obviously the center and guard were tired of Dorsey taking their lunch money and giving them swirlies, so they tried to take him out. YOU CANNOT STOP THE DORSEY!

CupidStunt
05-04-2008, 03:03 PM
I don't think that's the same game. I think he was playing against a lesser school when that happened.

Pretty sure it was the same game. It was the same PLAYER he owned that cut him like a little bitch, Chaz Ramsey.

Bowser
05-04-2008, 03:11 PM
Pretty sure it was the same game. It was the same PLAYER he owned that cut him like a little bitch, Chaz Ramsey.

Huh, no shit? I thought that happened against Vanderbilt, or somesuch. Well, good on Dorsey for pushing that dude around, and even more so if it was the guy who tried to snap his knee, cheap shottin' pussy.

dj56dt58
05-04-2008, 03:20 PM
Huh, no shit? I thought that happened against Vanderbilt, or somesuch. Well, good on Dorsey for pushing that dude around, and even more so if it was the guy who tried to snap his knee, cheap shottin' pussy.

Im pretty sure it was Auburn too...I feel sorry for the Guard he went up against next week..

DeezNutz
05-04-2008, 03:32 PM
It was Auburn. The thread about the old ESPN article on Dorsey contains the information about the game and the two players involved.

blueballs
05-04-2008, 03:33 PM
Glen Parker
Glen Cadrez
Glen Dorsey