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Mr. Flopnuts
05-04-2008, 05:13 PM
It occured to me that it's been months since I've even looked at their board. I tried to check it out and found this,

vBulletin Message
Be back soon... Our server just intercepted a Jake Plummer pass, and is currently in the endzone celebrating.

blueballs
05-04-2008, 05:16 PM
You have to login to gain access
too much trouble
which is probably by design *cough* female parts *cough*

Bill Parcells
05-04-2008, 05:18 PM
You have to login to gain access
too much trouble
which is probably by design *cough* female parts *cough*

LOL!

How do you log in if that page has no place to log in? you're ****ing brilliant! a genius I might add!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-04-2008, 05:19 PM
You have to login to gain access
too much trouble
which is probably by design *cough* female parts *cough*

LMAO The minge.

DaFace
05-04-2008, 05:20 PM
I don't know what the deal is, but they've been having some issues since last weekend. Just for fun, I set up an HTTP request monitor as part of my free trial on a monitoring system for the Planet. Here's what it's looked like for the last week:

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/986/omyc6.png

And this little button links to their uptime report:

<a href="http://www.wormly.com/site_uptime/hostid/12400" title="View detailed uptime statistics for OrangeMane"><img border="0" src="http://www.wormly.com/buttons/id/4/hostid/12400/period/7days" alt="Uptime verified by Wormly.com" /></a>

blueballs
05-04-2008, 05:21 PM
LOL!

How do you log in if that page has no place to log in? you're ****ing brilliant! a genius I might add!

Anyone been to the Mane lately
Ari has an alpaca that's stump broke
please borrow it

Adept Havelock
05-04-2008, 05:24 PM
No. I avoid large concentrations of hazardous waste whenever possible.

blueballs
05-04-2008, 05:35 PM
there is even a 5 gallon bucket handy for you to step on
dementia2112

Bill Parcells
05-04-2008, 05:42 PM
there is even a 5 gallon bucket handy for you to step on
dementia2112
How can I possibly compete with your sense of humor and tremendous wit?

Count Alex's Losses
05-04-2008, 05:44 PM
Chiefsplanet totally outclasses the Mane now since our upgrades...pwned!

Baconeater
05-04-2008, 05:45 PM
I'd rather post on a Jets board.

blueballs
05-04-2008, 05:46 PM
How can I possibly compete with your sense of humor and tremendous wit?

the umpa lupa orange
tricked your trigger

Bill Parcells
05-04-2008, 05:46 PM
I'd rather post on a Jets board.

Really? :evil:

DaFace
05-04-2008, 05:48 PM
Chiefsplanet totally outclasses the Mane now since our upgrades...pwned!

You've got that right. Here's our graph for comparison:

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5389/cpgr3.png

And our uptime report:

<a href="http://www.wormly.com/site_uptime/hostid/12399" title="View detailed uptime statistics for Chiefsplanet"><img border="0" src="http://www.wormly.com/buttons/id/4/hostid/12399/period/7days" alt="Uptime verified by Wormly.com" /></a>

Bill Parcells
05-04-2008, 05:52 PM
You've got that right. Here's our graph for comparison:

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5389/cpgr3.png

And our uptime report:

<a href="http://www.wormly.com/site_uptime/hostid/12399" title="View detailed uptime statistics for Chiefsplanet"><img border="0" src="http://www.wormly.com/buttons/id/4/hostid/12399/period/7days" alt="Uptime verified by Wormly.com" /></a>

The Mane is Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.5.1?

Maybe you should start a telethon for Taco here ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
05-04-2008, 05:55 PM
Do you have a graph for Warpaint?

DaFace
05-04-2008, 05:55 PM
Do you have a graph for Warpaint?

No, but I could set one up. I just need the full URL of the page you want to monitor. I have no idea how long this trial lasts, but I'd let it run as long as it does.

Baconeater
05-04-2008, 05:56 PM
Really? :evil:
Sure, it's just too bad there aren't any good ones.:D

Bearcat
05-04-2008, 05:57 PM
I don't know what the deal is, but they've been having some issues since last weekend. Just for fun, I set up an HTTP request monitor as part of my free trial on a monitoring system for the Planet. Here's what it's looked like for the last week:

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/986/omyc6.png

And this little button links to their uptime report:

<a href="http://www.wormly.com/site_uptime/hostid/12400" title="View detailed uptime statistics for OrangeMane"><img border="0" src="http://www.wormly.com/buttons/id/4/hostid/12400/period/7days" alt="Uptime verified by Wormly.com" /></a>

<pre>OrangeMane demonstrates a commitment to offering customers the highest level of reliability and performance.
Date No. of tests Unique failures Total downtime Uptime
2008-05-03 288 5 23 hours 28 minutes 18 seconds 2.201%
</pre>

LMAO :D

Bill Parcells
05-04-2008, 05:58 PM
Sure, it's just too bad there aren't any good ones.:D

Go to this one (http://jetsinsider.com/forums/index.php) , they have the traffic of CP but the poster quality of a kindergarten class.

DaFace
05-04-2008, 05:58 PM
<pre>OrangeMane demonstrates a commitment to offering customers the highest level of reliability and performance.
Date No. of tests Unique failures Total downtime Uptime
2008-05-03 288 5 23 hours 28 minutes 18 seconds 2.201%
</pre>

LMAO :D

LOL...to be fair, that verbiage has nothing to do with anyone at OrangeMane - it's generic to the monitoring service.

Also, that test is probably optimistic, since it's actually getting a positive test right now even when the server's obviously down. I need to refine it to call it a failed test unless specific words show up on the page, but I just threw it together real quick last weekend.

Bwana
05-04-2008, 05:59 PM
Nope, the place is a cess pool.

booger
05-04-2008, 06:00 PM
Tag) insert name here________ eats alpaca poop(Tag

i miss tags

Bearcat
05-04-2008, 06:00 PM
LOL...to be fair, that verbiage has nothing to do with anyone at OrangeMane - it's generic to the monitoring service.

Shhh... I conveniently left out the first part of the statement that says "by choosing our product...". It's funnier that way. :p

booger
05-04-2008, 06:01 PM
taco eats donkey turds

Baconeater
05-04-2008, 06:04 PM
Go to this one (http://jetsinsider.com/forums/index.php) , they have the traffic of CP but the poster quality of a kindergarten class.
Thanks! I should fit right in there!

CrazyPhuD
05-04-2008, 06:21 PM
Sounds like the Mane went to the glue factory.

Basileus777
05-04-2008, 06:24 PM
Go to this one (http://jetsinsider.com/forums/index.php) , they have the traffic of CP but the poster quality of a kindergarten class.

Is it better than GangGreen? I've been there before...

Adept Havelock
05-04-2008, 06:24 PM
Maybe it was brought down by a Government Conspiracy.

Count Alex's Losses
05-04-2008, 06:25 PM
No, but I could set one up. I just need the full URL of the page you want to monitor. I have no idea how long this trial lasts, but I'd let it run as long as it does.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?S=115#s=115&f=1837

kstater
05-04-2008, 06:26 PM
Go to this one (http://jetsinsider.com/forums/index.php) , they have the traffic of CP but the poster quality of a kindergarten class.

I clicked on this thread:
http://jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=169439

I thought it was going to be a poop thread, but upon reading, found out they were serious about using them.

Bearcat
05-04-2008, 06:30 PM
Go to this one (http://jetsinsider.com/forums/index.php) , they have the traffic of CP but the poster quality of a kindergarten class.

Chiefsplanet: Poop threads
JetsInsider: Ass Wiping/cleaning threads -- http://jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=169439

Herm's taking a dump in KC, and the Jets are cleaning up after his last one.... guess it all makes sense.

kstater
05-04-2008, 06:31 PM
Chiefsplanet: Poop threads
JetsInsider: Ass Wiping/cleaning threads -- http://jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=169439

Herm's taking a dump in KC, and the Jets are cleaning up after his last one.... guess it all makes sense.

Reeeepost. ;)

DaFace
05-04-2008, 06:32 PM
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?S=115#s=115&f=1837

K...it's set up. You'll have to let me know when you want me to pull down the graph for you.

You can always sign up for your own trial if you want if you'd rather have direct access to it. The weird thing is that they don't tell you how long the trial lasts.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-04-2008, 06:32 PM
Go to this one (http://jetsinsider.com/forums/index.php) , they have the traffic of CP but the poster quality of a kindergarten class.

I trusted you and decided to click your link. You're going on my non rickroll list. Fooooor now!!!

Count Alex's Losses
05-04-2008, 06:35 PM
K...it's set up. You'll have to let me know when you want me to pull down the graph for you.

You can always sign up for your own trial if you want if you'd rather have direct access to it. The weird thing is that they don't tell you how long the trial lasts.

Thanks. I'll IM you in a couple days.

Bill Parcells
05-04-2008, 06:45 PM
Is it better than GangGreen? I've been there before...

This one's the best (http://www.jetnation.com/forums/index.php) :D

DenverChief
05-05-2008, 08:50 AM
LMAO The minge.

LMAO

http://malcontent.typepad.com/malcontent/images/minge.jpg

DaFace
05-22-2008, 08:55 PM
In case anyone cares, they appear to be back up.

CrazyPhuD
05-22-2008, 08:57 PM
They have viagra for websites? cool!