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Demonpenz
05-05-2008, 09:38 AM
I watched jim gafficgan make fun of hot pockets all day yesterday. So I went to the eating place today to grab a bite and maybe something to eat. So we have one of those spinning vending machines that had turkey sandwiches apple and nascar. So i decided to get a breakfest hot pocket. No big deal right? Well I open it and there is no "sleeve" for it. I searched the package for or five times and still no sleaves. I died the hot pocket 800 number and the announcer said "Sorry sir, the breakfest hot pockets are sleaveless"
needless to say I am pissed

Rain Man
05-05-2008, 09:40 AM
Maybe it ripped off its sleeve so it could be on Gunther's team.

KCUnited
05-05-2008, 09:40 AM
Dude, I just gotta ask.

Does the phrase, "Spanish Auto New" mean anything to you?

DenverChief
05-05-2008, 09:40 AM
jeezus I need a decryption machine to read the damn post...Gaffigan is HI-larious though

DaFace
05-05-2008, 09:41 AM
Oh, the humanity!

DaKCMan AP
05-05-2008, 09:42 AM
I was impressed that he spelled "hot pockets" correctly.

seclark
05-05-2008, 09:42 AM
what's up w/that?

Ebolapox
05-05-2008, 09:44 AM
diarrhea pocket!

Demonpenz
05-05-2008, 09:50 AM
The vending machine lady won't give me a refund because i already ate it

Ebolapox
05-05-2008, 09:56 AM
The vending machine lady won't give me a refund because i already ate it


that stupid dizzy (insert word for female vag starting with C, ending in 'unt').

Chief Wiggum
05-05-2008, 10:16 AM
I've noticed the breakfast hot pockets don't have the sleeves too. Doesn't make any sense to me - they're like a condom for the hot pocket keeping it all safe from the dangers of the radiation box (pun definitely intended). I think it's corporate America trying to get better margins, but the pockets don't cook nearly as well.

stlchiefs
05-05-2008, 10:20 AM
I've noticed the breakfast hot pockets don't have the sleeves too. Doesn't make any sense to me - they're like a condom for the hot pocket keeping it all safe from the dangers of the radiation box (pun definitely intended). I think it's corporate America trying to get better margins, but the pockets don't cook nearly as well.

Nothing to worry about. The dog food they stuff those things with is pre-cooked.

Chief Wiggum
05-05-2008, 10:23 AM
Nothing to worry about. The dog food they stuff those things with is pre-cooked.

What are you talking about? I thought it was part of a well-balanced diet?

You must not be a bachelor...

Chief Chief
05-05-2008, 11:38 AM
Topic for discussion: A hot pocket is neither hot nor a pocket.

blueballs
05-05-2008, 11:39 AM
did it have a placenta

SNR
05-05-2008, 11:46 AM
Have you tried the new hot pocket hot pocket? It's a hot pocket with a hot pocket in it. Tastes just like a hot pocket.

El Jefe
05-05-2008, 11:47 AM
I was impressed that he spelled "hot pockets" correctly.

LMAO

blueballs
05-05-2008, 01:07 PM
I don't think that bitch really cared

Baby Lee
05-05-2008, 01:09 PM
Have you tried the new hot pocket hot pocket? It's a hot pocket with a hot pocket in it. Tastes just like a hot pocket.

Have you tried the hot pocket bowl at KFC, hot pocket covered in gravy cheese and corn. Yum!!

RustShack
05-05-2008, 01:15 PM
If you eat too many it hurts your tummy and makes you poo.

Baby Lee
05-05-2008, 01:24 PM
KFC and Burger King are teaming up to present the Colonel Angus Pocket. Ironically, it looks like a Big Montana.

journeyscarab
05-05-2008, 02:24 PM
Remember when McDonalds had the "McPizza" ..it was basically a glorified hot pocket. Hot lava and all! Ronald....MCPocket! Gaffigan will be in town in October.

Scaga
05-05-2008, 02:33 PM
Good stuff....ROFL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20

MTG#10
05-05-2008, 02:52 PM
None of the vending hot pockets come with sleeves. At least not in our machines.

stlchiefs
05-05-2008, 02:55 PM
None of the vending hot pockets come with sleeves. At least not in our machines.

You must have the same vending machine lady as Demon. That biatch is a pocket thief.

Demonpenz
05-05-2008, 03:03 PM
gah. I hate life. It used to be you could get a good job with a high school degree. Now it is taken by illegals, bush starts another vietnam, we are going to have a woman/black person president and the one thing I can look forward too is chewing on the greesy cheeze cardboard sleve has been stolen from me. Life sure knows how to brake your spirts. That is why when we have talks about fighting and stuff I am like yes you better prepare yourself for a fight because Heavy wieght champ BIg hot pocket is coming to steal your sleave

Pestilence
05-05-2008, 03:04 PM
Why are you eating Hot Pockets? I thought you liked McRibs?

Demonpenz
05-05-2008, 03:07 PM
mcdonalds mcribbs are done for now and i ate all the ones i froze

sedated
05-05-2008, 04:36 PM
For some reason my crappy work microwave cooks the prefect hot pocket; nice and crisp.

But my expensive home 'wave makes them all mushy and bland.