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05-05-2008, 07:22 PM
Three Southern Boys

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned
pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent
for his two best
friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always done everything together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician
pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty
bad. You better roll
him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said,
'Nope, ain't Bubba.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So
he brought Gomer
in to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body and said , 'Yup, he 's
pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No,
it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'

'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.'

Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to
say, 'Here come Bubba
with them two assholes. '

05-05-2008, 07:24 PM
I like it, I like it.

Mr. BackseatModNuts
05-05-2008, 07:26 PM
I'd give it a B+

05-05-2008, 07:28 PM
I have 3 cousins named Bubby in SE Missouri.

If you can't write your own joke in there...well...you're a Bubby...