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ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 10:03 AM
Okay.....so it's not really a legitimate work problem other than a buddy of mine AT work has stolen my Chief's mascot. He thinks it's funny and he's sending me pictures of torturing him or her or whatever it is. Now, I could get even by taking his Brown's junk from his office, but it wouldn't be that funny. Did I mention he's a Brown's fan? He's still not over the Browns VS Chiefs "helmet" game. He got in trouble(the worst kind, his wife) for cussing in the front of the neighbor children in his front yard after the game.

One....I need advice on some new practical jokes.

Two....I need to buy a new mascot. I can't find one anywhere on the net. I'll attach a picture(as soon as I figure out how to do this):cuss: and if anyone can find this, all my casino cash goes to the victor. I actually don't have much, maybe 500.00, but it's something.

Come on everyone be childish, I need to get even.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=78131&stc=1&d=1210090821

Fire Me Boy!
05-06-2008, 10:05 AM
Stab him in the face!

ChiTown
05-06-2008, 10:06 AM
1st in: antifreeze

Fire Me Boy!
05-06-2008, 10:07 AM
From you home computer, use his e-mail address on dozens of porn sites. He'll get spam for years.

BigChiefFan
05-06-2008, 10:08 AM
Get some fake poop and call it the Browns mascot. They are the Browns, after all. Call 'em, the Cleveland shit stains-that'll get him.

All was said in jest.

Gonzo
05-06-2008, 10:08 AM
Call Marvin Harrison...He'll take care of ur lil problem for ya.

the Talking Can
05-06-2008, 10:09 AM
find a new boyfriend

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 10:10 AM
find a new boyfriend


hey....I call foul.

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 10:11 AM
Alright so how do I attach this photo? Somebody?

Fire Me Boy!
05-06-2008, 10:11 AM
How does one donate casino cash?

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 10:11 AM
I thought you can do that.

Fire Me Boy!
05-06-2008, 10:12 AM
Alright so how do I attach this photo? Somebody?

Go to advanced posting... below the post box, click manage attachments, and follow the screen prompts.

Fire Me Boy!
05-06-2008, 10:12 AM
I thought you can do that.

I'm sure you can, I just don't know how. Hell, I don't even know how much I have.

King_Chief_Fan
05-06-2008, 10:12 AM
you walk in.......he stands........you kick him in the nuts......he falls. You pick up your mascot and go on your way.

Fire Me Boy!
05-06-2008, 10:12 AM
OOOH! 11K posts!

blueballs
05-06-2008, 10:13 AM
don't pay the ransom
it's time to clean out the old mascots
let's be honest they're not working

Gonzo
05-06-2008, 10:13 AM
OOOH! 11K posts!

Nice. I'm almost to 2K.

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 10:18 AM
you walk in.......he stands........you kick him in the nuts......he falls. You pick up your mascot and go on your way.


Can't find it......it's hidden in his office somewhere.

mlyonsd
05-06-2008, 10:31 AM
Start telling all your co-workers you walked into his office when he wasn't there and computer was unlocked. Tell them he left up an email from the insurance company that his prescription of Viagra had just been filled and shipped.

stlchiefs
05-06-2008, 10:32 AM
Hang a monkey by a noose. STFU Every time they report on that happening in an office, fire or police station it seems to create quite a stir. I'm sure that'd get his attention. :shake:

Take a picture of his wife next time you're doing her in the butt. That'll get him back.

angelo
05-06-2008, 10:33 AM
I would go to the store, buy some anchovy paste and work it into his chair cushion if it is dark cloth. As he sits in his chair all day the heat from his ass will release the oils from the paste and stink up his office.

You could also ass his phone. Go and get yourself good and sweaty (wear panty
hose and go jogging) then take the mouth piece of his phone and rub it under your ball sack to your spider button. Hang up the phone carefully then wait for him to arrive back to his desk and call him.

You could sign him up on craigs list as looking for a tranny dominatrix services.

The best is every time he looks at you just giggle and walk away quickly.
Do this for about a week it will drive him crazy.

I have more but they tend to get personal and brutal

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 10:33 AM
Start telling all your co-workers you walked into his office when he wasn't there and computer was unlocked. Tell them he left up an email from the insurance company that his prescription of Viagra had just been filled and shipped.


I like it.

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 10:36 AM
Go to advanced posting... below the post box, click manage attachments, and follow the screen prompts.

:D

stlchiefs
05-06-2008, 10:36 AM
I would go to the store, buy some anchovy paste and work it into his chair cushion if it is dark cloth. As he sit in his chair all day the heat from his ass will release the oils from the paste and stink up his office.

You could also ass his phone. Go and get yourself good and sweaty (wear panty
hose and go jogging) then take the mouth piece of his phone and rub it under your ball sack to your spider button. Hang up the phone carefully then wait for him to arrive back to his desk and call him.


If you have a drop ceiling in the office you can alway place something that'll rot real nice in the ceiling. A good piece of fish up in the ceiling tiles always does the trick.

Ari Chi3fs
05-06-2008, 10:38 AM
If you can get to his computer... this is a good one.

You take a screen cap of his current desktop. then save that image as his wallpaper.

then you right click and properties... turn off icons on the desktop.

then he thinks his pc is broken because he cant get to any of his programs.

Its hilarious.

sedated
05-06-2008, 10:39 AM
sleep with his wife

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 10:39 AM
If you can get to his computer... this is a good one.

You take a screen cap of his current desktop. then save that image as his wallpaper.

then you right click and properties... turn off icons on the desktop.

then he thinks his pc is broken because he cant get to any of his programs.

Its hilarious.

Now that's real funny. Good one.

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 10:40 AM
sleep with his wife


Nah...oldest trick in the book.

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 10:41 AM
Mascot.....check the picture

seclark
05-06-2008, 11:37 AM
Mascot.....check the picture

snicker....you keep that in your office?
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mikeyis4dcats.
05-06-2008, 11:48 AM
uh, no offense....but I'd let him keep that ugly thing.

stlchiefs
05-06-2008, 11:53 AM
Mascot.....check the picture

Now I'm confused, are you male or female? :doh!:

Fish
05-06-2008, 11:59 AM
In light of recent events in the thread starter.....

Your idiot Browns fan friend did you a favor. Unless you have a vagina, buy him a 6er for getting that eyesore away from you.

Get a more masculine "mascot"?

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 12:19 PM
snicker....you keep that in your office?
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Not anymore. :cuss:

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 12:20 PM
uh, no offense....but I'd let him keep that ugly thing.

:shake:

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 12:21 PM
Now I'm confused, are you male or female? :doh!:

nlm

His name is Ted by the way.

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 12:23 PM
In light of recent events in the thread starter.....

Your idiot Browns fan friend did you a favor. Unless you have a vagina, buy him a 6er for getting that eyesore away from you.

Get a more masculine "mascot"?

nlm:

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 12:24 PM
The moment he was stolen the losing streak began.

seclark
05-06-2008, 12:28 PM
maybe if you're a good boy, santa will bring you another teddy bear for Christmas.
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BigChiefFan
05-06-2008, 12:48 PM
The moment he was stolen the losing streak began.

Dude, if he has literally had it for months, I'd just approach him and say the joke is over, very ****ing funny, you got me, now give me my ****ing mascot back or we're going to have a problem.

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 12:56 PM
maybe if you're a good boy, santa will bring you another teddy bear for Christmas.
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I hope so.

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 12:57 PM
Dude, if he has literally had it for months, I'd just approach him and say the joke is over, very ****ing funny, you got me, now give me my ****ing mascot back or we're going to have a problem.

I know this is getting serious. Draft picks....yeah right. The ****ing bear is gone and the 2008 season is at risk.

stlchiefs
05-06-2008, 01:21 PM
Dude, if he has literally had it for months, I'd just approach him and say the joke is over, very ****ing funny, you got me, now give me my ****ing mascot back or we're going to have a problem.

You don't happen to work for the US Postal Service do you?

HemiEd
05-06-2008, 01:31 PM
Still pissed about he helmet game? This is way too easy.



Hang a picture of the Ravens hoisting the Lombardi in your office. Maybe a few prints of it scattered around, even in his office.

BIG_DADDY
05-06-2008, 01:32 PM
Bang his wife and send him pictures of the two of you together doing it in different places.

CrazyPhuD
05-06-2008, 02:11 PM
Since he's a hard core brownstain fan you should get him an autographed picture of Art Model holding the 2000 Super Bowl Trophy. :D

Brock
05-06-2008, 02:27 PM
The moment he was stolen the losing streak began.

Let him keep it for another couple of seasons.

Adept Havelock
05-06-2008, 03:16 PM
Okay.....so it's not really a legitimate work problem other than a buddy of mine AT work has stolen my Chief's mascot. He thinks it's funny and he's sending me pictures of torturing him or her or whatever it is. Now, I could get even by taking his Brown's junk from his office, but it wouldn't be that funny. Did I mention he's a Brown's fan? He's still not over the Browns VS Chiefs "helmet" game. He got in trouble(the worst kind, his wife) for cussing in the front of the neighbor children in his front yard after the game.

One....I need advice on some new practical jokes.

Two....I need to buy a new mascot. I can't find one anywhere on the net. I'll attach a picture(as soon as I figure out how to do this):cuss: and if anyone can find this, all my casino cash goes to the victor. I actually don't have much, maybe 500.00, but it's something.

Come on everyone be childish, I need to get even.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=78131&stc=1&d=1210090821


Get an old toilet, sink and mirror. Turn his office into a bathroom (sans plumbing). Slap a "ladies" sign on the door.

Since he's a hard core brownstain fan you should get him an autographed picture of Art Model holding the 2000 Super Bowl Trophy. :D

Yes! Hang this on the wall as well. :clap:

Failing that, buy a few rolls of shrink-wrap plastic and wrap every single individual item in his office in multiple layers of it.

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 03:17 PM
Still pissed about he helmet game? This is way too easy.



Hang a picture of the Ravens hoisting the Lombardi in your office. Maybe a few prints of it scattered around, even in his office.

He's pissed about that also. Oh yeah he can't stand Billacheat. ROFL

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 03:18 PM
Bang his wife and send him pictures of the two of you together doing it in different places.


That's old school.

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 03:21 PM
Get an old toilet, sink and mirror. Turn his office into a bathroom (sans plumbing). Slap a "ladies" sign on the door.

Yes! Hang this on the wall as well. :clap:

Failing that, buy a few rolls of shrink-wrap plastic and wrap every single individual item in his office in multiple layers of it.

I can't...his office doesn't have a door. He's the modern day Les Nesman.

BIG_DADDY
05-06-2008, 03:25 PM
That's old school.

I like old school. :D

Brock
05-06-2008, 03:26 PM
I can't...his office doesn't have a door. He's the modern day Les Nesman.

Can't you just take a shit on his desk or something?

BIG_DADDY
05-06-2008, 03:28 PM
Can't you just take a shit on his desk or something?

He is a Browns fan after all. LMAO

Do you know where he lives?

CrazyPhuD
05-06-2008, 04:07 PM
Another option....go buy a Browns helmet...have two people he doesn't know sign it. One person sign "Dwayne Rudd" on one side the other person sign "John Tait" on the other.

Convince him that it is legit...that a friend got Rudd to sign it first....then took it to Tait to sign it as a memento to the play. Display it prominently in your office. :D

Bill S Preston
05-06-2008, 04:24 PM
WTH? If the stupid ass bear means so much, just go tell him that you're done with his stupid ****ing games, and you want the damn bear back. Seriously, if you'd rather go buy another toy instead of just taking that one back.......

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 06:01 PM
I like old school. :D


:thumb:

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 06:02 PM
Another option....go buy a Browns helmet...have two people he doesn't know sign it. One person sign "Dwayne Rudd" on one side the other person sign "John Tait" on the other.

Convince him that it is legit...that a friend got Rudd to sign it first....then took it to Tait to sign it as a memento to the play. Display it prominently in your office. :D

I like that, good idea.

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 06:03 PM
WTH? If the stupid ass bear means so much, just go tell him that you're done with his stupid ****ing games, and you want the damn bear back. Seriously, if you'd rather go buy another toy instead of just taking that one back.......

Me and that bear have been through many losing seasons.....and it would be funnier to outsmart him at his own game.

damaticous
05-06-2008, 06:10 PM
HA HA! (I just posted this to get more posts)

damaticous
05-06-2008, 06:10 PM
HA HA (did it again)

Hydrae
05-06-2008, 06:10 PM
HA HA! (I just posted this to get more posts)

POSTWHORE!

Count Zarth
05-06-2008, 06:11 PM
What a retarded thread.

ChiefButthurt
05-06-2008, 06:23 PM
What a retarded thread.

Wow a retard can spell retard. Some things never cease to amaze.

Count Zarth
05-06-2008, 06:30 PM
Wow a retard can spell retard .

Yes, yes you can.

ChiefButthurt
05-07-2008, 05:36 AM
Yes, yes you can.

I have a new name for you......ThreadKilla. :clap:

Lzen
05-07-2008, 07:54 AM
Wait, I don't believe you ever answered the question. Are you a dude or a chick?

ChiefButthurt
05-07-2008, 08:45 AM
Wait, I don't believe you ever answered the question. Are you a dude or a chick?


Now you're getting nasty. I have a bet for you. I'll bet I have more hair on one (1) square inch of my left nut, than you have on your entire body. :mad: