How Does Your Wife/Sig Other Rate?

[Skyy God]

http://www.apa.org/monitor/2008/05/marriage.html#chart

[Skyy God]

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[blueballs]

It all boils down to taxes

[Radar Chief]

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:LOL:

[Pablo]

She f*cking sucks.

She totally fails to sew on buttons or darn socks regularly.

It's f*cking ridiculous, she won't darn one f*cking sock!!

[Rain Man]

I think they may be overweighting religion a little.

[StcChief]

She's f*cking and sucking.

She totally fails to sew on buttons or darn socks regularly.

It's f*cking ridiculous, she won't darn one f*cking sock!!


FYP.... I think you've found a winner.

[Pablo]

Puts her cold feet on husband at night to warm them???

WTF is that about?

"Okay Hal, we only need a few more bulletins, what's something that really trips your trigger?"

"I tell ya, when my broad sticks her cold feet on me at night I have to restrain myself from grabbing the bailing wire under our bed and strangling her at the neck until she dies."

"Oh, you certainly are correct, number 9 is written!"

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

There was nothing about squeeling during sex!!!!

[Pablo]

FYP.... I think you've found a winner.Yeah..I'm still young, I'm sure that fun stuff will slowly decline as I get older.

[StcChief]

There was nothing about squeeling during sex!!!!
that would be "pre-kids" don't wanna wake them later subdues that.

[Mr. Plow]

Holy shit. My wife DOES wear red nail polish. Guys, what do I do?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO @ copyright 1939

[Duck Dog]

I think they may be overweighting religion a little.


Ahh, yes, but you have to take #12 into account before judging #11.

#12- Let's husband sleep in late on Sundays and Holidays.

One way to insure that is to enforce #11.

[ChiefsFanatic]

Wearing red nail polish is a demerit?

[blueballs]

dresses for breakfast
nothing gets me rigid faster than a adult bib

[The Franchise]

I guess #10 could be a good thing. I mean if your wife is gay.....you could possibly get a three way.

[Molitoth]

My wife scored a 3. She sucks.

[CrazyPhuD]

Does the skin flute count as an instrument?

[StcChief]

My wife scored a 3. She sucks.see post #7 :evil:

[Sully]

Let me put it this way.

Monday night, I was tired, and a little frazzled from a crazy weekend and a bad day at work. We got home at 6pm, and I knew the hockey game was on at 7, but I didn't set the reminder. We spent some time watching some shows we had DVRed, and by the time 7pm came around, my mind went blank, and I completely forgot the Wings were on.
I stepped outside to have a smoke, and halfway through my cigarette, I hear my wife yelling. I finish up and come in, wondering what has her so worked up (did the dog pee? Did the neighbors drive in our yard? etc...) and find her watching the game.

I couldn't believe I had forgotten about it, but thought it was so damn cool that she not only remembered, but was watching, and into it to the point of screaming at the TV, while I was outside.

She threatened to take my man card, but mentioned something about liking it too much!!! ROFL

[gblowfish]

What does it mean when she screams "I AM SHE-RAH!!!! and then takes a dump in the crisper bin?

[Bearcat]

Sounds like you'll have to share Niklas Kronwall.

[Lzen]

There was nothing about squeeling during sex!!!!


Is that why you don't like hogs? Cause they will squeal on you?

[tooge]

My wife got a straight up ZERO. Loser!

[Sully]

Sounds like you'll have to share Niklas Kronwall.
:LOL:
We're clearing out a 3rd bedroom for him.

ROFL

Nice cross thread humor... and memory...

[wazu]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=78278&stc=1&d=1210782117

Is it just me, or is the max score 25? I don't get the number system they have going here.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Let me put it this way.

Monday night, I was tired, and a little frazzled from a crazy weekend and a bad day at work. We got home at 6pm, and I knew the hockey game was on at 7, but I didn't set the reminder. We spent some time watching some shows we had DVRed, and by the time 7pm came around, my mind went blank, and I completely forgot the Wings were on.
I stepped outside to have a smoke, and halfway through my cigarette, I hear my wife yelling. I finish up and come in, wondering what has her so worked up (did the dog pee? Did the neighbors drive in our yard? etc...) and find her watching the game.

I couldn't believe I had forgotten about it, but thought it was so damn cool that she not only remembered, but was watching, and into it to the point of screaming at the TV, while I was outside.

She threatened to take my man card, but mentioned something about liking it too much!!! ROFL


That is awesome in every way.

[SLAG]

To get the full score, You have to look at the rest of the questions

http://flickr.com/photos/tiabla/sets/72157605047200616/

I will post with the wife's result when im done

The Husband's test is there too