Let 'Er Rip!!!

[FAX]

French Must Dare To Fart

A French doctor is urging his countrymen to take a more relaxed view to bodily functions for the good of their health.

Frédéric Saldmann says they should give free rein to farting, burping and sweating to reduce the risk of cancer.

In his book, Le Grand Ménage, Dr Saldmann invites them to embrace the stereotypical British view of the French. The French, he says, should ‘dare to fart’. Getting rid of the two litres of gas produced each day is a ‘natural process’ and retaining it can be harmful to the intestines.

Similarly, he says his countrymen should feel free to belch at will and certainly after each meal.

This, he says, is the best way to reduce the risk of getting a hiatal hernia, an ailment which affects almost a third of French people.

... more of this fascinating article via the link thing below ...

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2008%5C05%5C03%5Cstory_3-5-2008_pg9_14

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Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post. Sorry if inappropriate post.

[BigMeatballDave]

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[Skip Towne]

I'm just interested in what you were looking for when you found that?

[FAX]

I'm just interested in what you were looking for when you found that?

I did a google search for "French Fart Doctors", Mr. Skip Towne. That's what I do on Sunday evenings ever since the dogs ate my croquet pegs.

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[Skip Towne]

I did a google search for "French Fart Doctors", Mr. Skip Towne. That's what I do on Sunday evenings ever since the dogs ate my croquet pegs.

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That would explain it. Sorry o hear about your croquet pegs.

[Bowser]

How coincidental. I just had a Bandito Platter from 54th Street. I'll give it a good 30-40 minutes, then you guys had best clear the **** out.

[FAX]

That would explain it. Sorry o hear about your croquet pegs.

Thanks, Mr. Skip Towne. I need to find some more or purchase a turning lathe so I can make some. The game goes on forever when you can't peg out.

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[blueballs]

the french maid's outfit will rise in the back

[Hydrae]

It is in their genes (or nowadays, jeans)...

http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=202

[Skip Towne]

Thanks, Mr. Skip Towne. I need to find some more or purchase a turning lathe so I can make some. The game goes on forever when you can't peg out.

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You might try some 3/4 " dowel rod.

[Easy 6]

No wonder they have a rep for being stinky...

[FAX]

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[Hammock Parties]

I was expecting someone to fart, Mr. FAX. I watched that whole thing and it nearly turned me gay.

[Skip Towne]

I was expecting someone to fart, Mr. FAX. I watched that whole thing and it nearly turned me gay.

A very short trip.

[boogblaster]

Im not watchin' ... but fartin' is ok by me as long as it doesn't tear up your garments ...

[FAX]

I was expecting someone to fart, Mr. FAX. I watched that whole thing and it nearly turned me gay.

I'll say it right now. Anybody who doesn't watch that whole thing is chicken.

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