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Nzoner
05-21-2008, 09:49 AM
Got her a plant delivered last Friday for her garden and am having a dinner for her tonight with a cake but other than that I am so lost on what to get.In 22 years of marriage the ideas get a little thin,I'm fairly sure I've bought her everything with Jimmie Johnson's number on it,she has a ring for every finger,necklaces,ankle bracelet,garden things left and right,books,etc.

HELP!!!!

Hydrae
05-21-2008, 09:51 AM
Got her a plant delivered last Friday for her garden and am having a dinner for her tonight with a cake but other than that I am so lost on what to get.In 22 years of marriage the ideas get a little thin,I'm fairly sure I've bought her everything with Jimmie Johnson's number on it,she has a ring for every finger,necklaces,ankle bracelet,garden things left and right,books,etc.

HELP!!!!

Get a motel room reserved for tonight after dinner. Go there ahead of time and set up a bottle of champagne and some flowers. She will remember it for years and I guarantee you will get lucky tonight! :D

Phobia
05-21-2008, 09:56 AM
My wife says she doesn't want some tangible thing from you. She wants to feel special and wanted. She wants romance. You know the things she wants.

Obviously alcohol consumption is a source of contention for her. Consider giving her gift certificates for "dry" events.

I don't know if you attend services with her or not, but gift certificates for attending services would probably be cooler to her than any other Jimmy Johnson item you could possibly find.

ChiTown
05-21-2008, 09:58 AM
I started this tradition years ago. I give my wife want every woman craves - a nice hot, heaping dose of cunnilingus.

It's the gift that keeps on givin'.
:p

CosmicPal
05-21-2008, 09:59 AM
Got her a plant delivered last Friday for her garden

You didn't get her this, did you? :D

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/marijuana-leaf.jpg

Rooster
05-21-2008, 10:02 AM
Puppies are nice.

seclark
05-21-2008, 10:04 AM
i used to go to any one of the clothing stores in town and ask them what mrs sec had on layaway. then just pay for the damn thing and take it home to her.

worked pretty good until she started collecting credit cards and quit putting sh@t on layaway.

now i just pay all her credit card bills.
sec

Saggysack
05-21-2008, 10:04 AM
Chocolate dipped fruit bouquet.

Chief Chief
05-21-2008, 10:14 AM
Women just love cute and cuddly animals with big eyes. I'm certain some chiefsplanet member is willing to part with their baby owl to make your wife happy.

Scaga
05-21-2008, 10:18 AM
A present for both of you?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Jimmie-Johnson-Thong-Panties-SIZE-7-racing-panties_W0QQitemZ330237211212QQihZ014QQcategoryZ63854QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

StcChief
05-21-2008, 10:18 AM
I started this tradition years ago. I give my wife want every woman craves - a nice hot, heaping dose of cunnilingus.

It's the gift that keeps on givin'.
:p

or get her a 'Jelly of the Month' club membership. /Eddie :D

mlyonsd
05-21-2008, 10:22 AM
Gift certificate for an hour long massage.

sedated
05-21-2008, 10:23 AM
vibrator

DTLB58
05-21-2008, 10:27 AM
I had the same problem. My wifes b-day was May 14th. We have been married 19 years and been together 27.

When in doubt, I give $CASH$ and I put it in a card that read, Go SHOE shopping!

Worked for her.

DTLB58
05-21-2008, 10:29 AM
vibrator

If she dosen't have a Jack rabbit vibrator that would be a great idea also. :D

Brock
05-21-2008, 10:29 AM
My wife says she doesn't want some tangible thing from you. She wants to feel special and wanted. She wants romance. You know the things she wants.

And you're okay with this? Nzoner must be a good friend.

sedated
05-21-2008, 10:30 AM
workout videos and exercise equipment

a vacumm cleaner

sedated
05-21-2008, 10:36 AM
A few years back, when my boss' girlfriend was expecting to get an engagement ring on valentines day, he decided to give her porn instead.

it didn't go over very well.

Reerun_KC
05-21-2008, 10:39 AM
http://www.worldsbestoil.com/amsoil/images/anti-freezex.jpg

RNR
05-21-2008, 10:44 AM
Her favorite drivers gear, jacket shirt ect NASCAR will win her heart ;)

Deberg_1990
05-21-2008, 10:46 AM
Just ignore it. Maybe it will come and go and she will forget about it. :)

Nzoner
05-21-2008, 10:47 AM
Thanks for the ideas,I'm off to go find something.

Oh and LOFL on the Jimmie Johnson thong.

ChiTown
05-21-2008, 10:47 AM
A few years back, when my boss' girlfriend was expecting to get an engagement ring on valentines day, he decided to give her porn instead.

it didn't go over very well.

When I was in High School (back before they had electricity), I thought I was being really suave and "deboner". At a birthday party thrown for my girlfriend by her friends, I gave her a present my older brother told me she would love - edible panties. Of course, at 15, I was still very impressionable, and if my older bro said it would be a big hit, I did it.

How was that received, you ask. Well, she thought I was giving her some tacky $10 piece of jewelry. So, think of how you might react when you go for a drink at the party, and to your surprising eye's, there's a turd in the punchbowl.......It was on that scale, but it also included tears. Suffice it to say, I never got to try out "her present".o:-)

Mr. Plow
05-21-2008, 11:15 AM
When I was in High School (back before they had electricity), I thought I was being really suave and "deboner". At a birthday party thrown for my girlfriend by her friends, I gave her a present my older brother told me she would love - edible panties. Of course, at 15, I was still very impressionable, and if my older bro said it would be a big hit, I did it.

How was that received, you ask. Well, she thought I was giving her some tacky $10 piece of jewelry. So, think of how you might react when you go for a drink at the party, and to your surprising eye's, there's a turd in the punchbowl.......It was on that scale, but it also included tears. Suffice it to say, I never got to try out "her present".o:-)

I'll do it for $20.

Phobia
05-21-2008, 11:19 AM
And you're okay with this? Nzoner must be a good friend.

Heh. Poorly worded, I know. I figured somebody would take that shot. Well played.

Donger
05-21-2008, 11:23 AM
Prepare her dark chocolate-covered strawberries.

sedated
05-21-2008, 11:24 AM
edible panties.

those things aren't very comfortable anyway

bogey
05-21-2008, 11:24 AM
Hard to answer not knowing you or your wife, but here's some suggestions.
1. Does she get cold? Footsie pajamas.
2. 20 minute foot rub.
3. Breakfast in bed.
4. Fill your master bedroom with candles and go for the g-spot.
5. sexy lingerie, let her know it's for both of you.
6. Professional massage from a spa
7. Take the kids out of the house for a few hours
8. Hire a photographer to take a family photo
more to come....

dj56dt58
05-21-2008, 11:47 AM
that's funny...today is my biological mothers birday.


Wait...Daddy?

Phobia
05-21-2008, 11:49 AM
that's funny...today is my biological mothers birday.


Wait...Daddy?

Are you bald, have a special affinity for margaritas, and hate for all things NASCAR?

BIG_DADDY
05-21-2008, 11:52 AM
1. Take day off and go to the spa
2. Romantic dinner
3. Nasties

works every time

Sure-Oz
05-21-2008, 11:56 AM
I find that my gf likes me to be assertive and pick things to do and be clever with it. How about a bed and breakfast at a vineyard?

sedated
05-21-2008, 12:07 PM
I find that my gf likes me to be assertive and pick things to do and be clever with it. How about a bed and breakfast at a vineyard?

does she give you your cock and balls back at the end of the day?

Phobia
05-21-2008, 12:09 PM
I find that my gf likes me to be assertive and pick things to do and be clever with it. How about a bed and breakfast at a vineyard?

How about sleeping in an appliance box outside the Boulevard Brewery?

Sure-Oz
05-21-2008, 12:09 PM
How about sleeping in an appliance box outside the Boulevard Brewery?

It would be cheaper

Sure-Oz
05-21-2008, 12:10 PM
does she give you your cock and balls back at the end of the day?

i rarely have to do things like that, i just know when im creative sometimes she likes it. we do pretty much everything i want to do anyway, like sit on my ass and watch baseballLMAO

badgirl
05-21-2008, 12:11 PM
that's funny...today is my biological mothers birday.


Wait...Daddy?

:LOL:

HemiEd
05-21-2008, 12:13 PM
those things aren't very comfortable anyway

TMI

HemiEd
05-21-2008, 12:16 PM
Joe, just get her tickets to see ZZTop, and call it good. :D

Nzoner
05-21-2008, 07:57 PM
Unbelieveable,I found 5 more Jimmie Johnson things that she didn't have,even a focking candle warmer,A JJ CANDLE WARMER and she was elated.

Just waiting for her to get done talking to long distance relatives and it's on to the thank you's :D

acesn8s
05-22-2008, 02:32 AM
Got her a plant delivered last Friday for her garden and am having a dinner for her tonight with a cake but other than that I am so lost on what to get.In 22 years of marriage the ideas get a little thin,I'm fairly sure I've bought her everything with Jimmie Johnson's number on it,she has a ring for every finger,necklaces,ankle bracelet,garden things left and right,books,etc.

HELP!!!!
Did you get her Jimmy's johnson? I bet her sister would be jealous if you did.o:-)


Besides, didn't you try out the massage parlors while she was on her trip? You should know which one to send her to.:hump: