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Gonzo
05-21-2008, 10:33 AM
They are infesting my neighborhood, digging up my yard and pissing me off. I kill one, three takes it place. How the hell do I get rid of them?

(Antifreeze is not an option and neither is poison)

Reerun_KC
05-21-2008, 10:34 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/3/4226098_02b982d96e.jpg?v=0

seclark
05-21-2008, 10:38 AM
vermin...spawn of the devil vermin.
i was bitten on the finger by one of these evil b@stards several years ago.
i hope they all go extinct and die.
oh boy, do i hate ground squirrels.

oh wait...maybe it was a chipmunk that bit me.
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Donger
05-21-2008, 10:38 AM
Ground squirrels? As opposed to what?

blueballs
05-21-2008, 10:40 AM
Roy has a baby owl
train that baby and get it a couple friends

Gonzo
05-21-2008, 10:40 AM
Ground squirrels? As opposed to what?
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Donger
05-21-2008, 10:45 AM
.

Poor little thing looks terrified.

BIG_DADDY
05-21-2008, 10:48 AM
There were a boat load at my new place. Soon as I brought the dogs they were gone.

MOhillbilly
05-21-2008, 11:04 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patterdale_Terrier

FAX
05-21-2008, 11:05 AM
1. Acquire Ground Squirrel Launcher.
2. Acquire Squirrel Bait.
3. Place Bait On Launcher.
4. Wait.
5. Wave goodbye to airborne Ground Squirrel as he enters next county.

FAX

Friendo
05-21-2008, 11:45 AM
http://www.22ammo.com/subsonic.html

Skip Towne
05-21-2008, 11:56 AM
Contact Bwana about a pellet rifle he recently bought for rogue rabbits.

Gonzo
05-21-2008, 12:02 PM
Contact Bwana about a pellet rifle he recently bought for rogue rabbits.

I'm taken care of in that department, trust me. I've got this bad boy w/ 6X9 bushnell scope. I live in suburbia though and would hate to put someones window out. (Or eye)

Skip Towne
05-21-2008, 12:06 PM
I'm taken care of in that department, trust me. I've got this bad boy w/ 6X9 bushnell scope. I live in suburbia though and would hate to put someones window out. (Or eye)

Get to work!!!

KCChiefsMan
05-21-2008, 12:13 PM
I'm taken care of in that department, trust me. I've got this bad boy w/ 6X9 bushnell scope. I live in suburbia though and would hate to put someones window out. (Or eye)

that's it, I'm gettin me one of those things! were'd ya get it?

Buehler445
05-21-2008, 12:27 PM
Get a 5 gallon jug of water. Pour it down their hole. When they run out, smoke the little bastard. Be quick though, they are fast little ****ers. Its better with a 2 person operation. One to pour the water, one to assasinate.

Rinse and repeat.

If you want to eradicate them completely, get a bucket of dirt and a gas can. Pour some gas in and fill in the hole. Dead dirt rats.

My grandpa had 2 half mile grass runways and hunted these little ****ers with a passion unknown to mortal men.

Gonzo
05-21-2008, 03:16 PM
that's it, I'm gettin me one of those things! were'd ya get it?

Got this bad boy at Sheels in Omaha.

chasedude
05-21-2008, 03:19 PM
I'm taken care of in that department, trust me. I've got this bad boy w/ 6X9 bushnell scope. I live in suburbia though and would hate to put someones window out. (Or eye)

You'll shoot your eye out!!!

Frazod
05-21-2008, 03:44 PM
There are numerous crossbows for sale on ebay. I've been kicking around the idea of picking one up. Perhaps that would do the trick for you, without the worry of the bolt carrying as far as an errant pellet.

Rain Man
05-21-2008, 08:25 PM
There are numerous crossbows for sale on ebay. I've been kicking around the idea of picking one up. Perhaps that would do the trick for you, without the worry of the bolt carrying as far as an errant pellet.

I dunno. A good crossbow will ricochet a bolt for a long way. Hit one rock and you'll kill your neighbor across the street in his own living room. Those things are powerful.