Why you should never......

[Mr. Plow]

be the first one to pass out at a party.....

http://collegepartyhouse.com/91/Hair_Spikes_Equal_Birthday_Candles.html



Video is SFW.....site has some NSFW elements.

[Bugeater]

Here's another reason:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=3&pictureid=9

[88TG88]

Pshh, just bring a gun. Whose gonna F with an armed sleeping dude.