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Ugly Duck
05-23-2008, 12:35 AM
Sorry, Chieftains.... those 320 lb rumors were hot air. 6' 6" 269 lbs. Dude has been working hard all offseason & is in better shape than ever:

http://www.sbreport.net/OTA/JaMarcus_Russell.jpg

L.A. Chieffan
05-23-2008, 12:38 AM
Shopped

Phobia
05-23-2008, 12:38 AM
Just outside of the camera shot was Mr. Bowe on whose coattails Russell has been riding his entire career.

wazu
05-23-2008, 12:40 AM
It's usually the mark of any great quarterback that they are able to get their weight down below that of the average O-lineman. Congrats!

Ugly Duck
05-23-2008, 12:42 AM
Shopped

You wish. Photo was taken at practice tody.

SNR
05-23-2008, 12:44 AM
So? Just because a player is NOT the size of Gilbert Brown doesn't mean he's a good QB.

Phobia
05-23-2008, 12:46 AM
At first glance, I thought it was a picture of Warren Sapp from 2 years ago. They could be body doubles.

Count Alex's Wins
05-23-2008, 12:46 AM
Great, your pro football players are in shape. Maybe now you can find an owner who isn't batshit insane, and some new fans. Baby steps.

BigRock
05-23-2008, 12:51 AM
He should have stayed fat. At least he'd have an excuse.

Ari Chi3fs
05-23-2008, 12:53 AM
when I saw his picture... I immediately felt the urge to take a #2. Im not sure why.

BWillie
05-23-2008, 12:57 AM
Jared Lorenzen is fat and I guarantee you he is just as good as Eli Manning. He's alot faster than Eli too

Ugly Duck
05-23-2008, 12:57 AM
find an owner who isn't batshit insane

So maybe he spends a lot of time polishing his three (3) Lombardis on his desk. He's old. Too bad the KC owners insanity yields so few championships. How many has Carl brought home?

wazu
05-23-2008, 12:58 AM
So maybe he spends a lot of time polishing his three (3) Lombardis on his desk. He's old. Too bad the KC owners insanity yields so few championships. How many has Carl brought home?

Yes, but your fans look dumb!

Ultra Peanut
05-23-2008, 01:54 AM
So maybe he spends a lot of time polishing his three (3) Lombardis on his desk. He's old. Too bad the KC owners insanity yields so few championships. How many has Carl brought home?Our owner's dead, you big jerk.

SPchief
05-23-2008, 02:07 AM
"sweet, a year later, our guy isn't as fat as what people reported"

HMc
05-23-2008, 02:23 AM
nothing to back this up but i think russell has bust written all over him.

kstater
05-23-2008, 04:38 AM
nothing to back this up but i think russell has bust written all over him.

That would be a lot of ink.

the Talking Can
05-23-2008, 05:44 AM
he took a dump right before that picture was snapped, probably shaved off 20 lbs

blueballs
05-23-2008, 07:04 AM
that line is so porus
he has lost 40 lbs running for his life in practice

kepp
05-23-2008, 07:21 AM
That would be a lot of ink.

LMAOLMAO

Lzen
05-23-2008, 08:43 AM
Jared Lorenzen is fat and I guarantee you he is just as good as Eli Manning. He's alot faster than Eli too

ROFL

StcChief
05-23-2008, 08:54 AM
That will be a lot of ink.FYP :p

Brock
05-23-2008, 09:10 AM
Why didn't you just keep Daunte Culpepper if you like big fat guys who can't run?

RedNeckRaider
05-23-2008, 09:29 AM
Why didn't you just keep Daunte Culpepper if you like big fat guys who can't run?

I like my chances with this kid, time will tell. If this kid was in Chiefs gear this place would be lit up with praise. Good luck with Brodie whatshisname. ;)

Ugly Duck
05-23-2008, 09:33 AM
Good luck with Brodie whatshisname. ;)

Coil. Brobie Coil. KC QB who scored the same on the Wonderlic as JaMarcus.

Count Alex's Wins
05-23-2008, 09:36 AM
His new nickname is JaBustus Russel. Or maybe JaMarcus Busstell. I can't decide.

Brock
05-23-2008, 09:52 AM
Coil. Brobie Coil. KC QB who scored the same on the Wonderlic as JaMarcus.

At least when he bombs out, we didn't waste a number one overall pick on him.

Phobia
05-23-2008, 10:05 AM
You really should have gotten yourself a white QB.

RedNeckRaider
05-23-2008, 10:08 AM
You really should have gotten yourself a white QB.
Thats as wrong as two boys f***ing!

Phobia
05-23-2008, 10:09 AM
Thats as wrong as two boys f***ing!

I know and I'm embarrassed to tears. I'm wiping my eyes with my white sheet right now.

RedNeckRaider
05-23-2008, 10:12 AM
I know and I'm embarrassed to tears. I'm wiping my eyes with my white sheet right now.

LMAO You can do what you want from now on cause you are going to hell for that anyway ;)

ROYC75
05-23-2008, 10:37 AM
nothing to back this up but i think russell has bust written all over him.


DITTO ..........

kepp
05-23-2008, 10:44 AM
nothing to back this up but i think russell has bust written all over him.

I think the Raiders drafting him is all the back-up you need.

blaise
05-23-2008, 12:20 PM
He probably dropped weight on the Raider Fan diet. Malt liquor and crack.

BigRock
05-23-2008, 12:24 PM
http://www.insidebayarea.com/ci_9352661?source=most_viewed

(insert pic of the Iraqi Information Minister, telling us how great things are in Raider land)

blueballs
05-23-2008, 02:53 PM
He doesn't have the respect of the team
or someone wouldn't have shit on his left sleeve

Bowser
05-23-2008, 03:14 PM
"Damn! How am I going to beat out Marques FREAKING Tuiasasopo for the starting job?"

Pablo
05-23-2008, 03:18 PM
Coil. Brobie Coil. KC QB who scored the same on the Wonderlic as JaMarcus.And who didn't play in a dumb-downed offense, and who wasn't questioned as being the best QB on his own college team.

JaMarcus just shows Al Davis has a sick fascination with workout warriors. OMG Numbers...he won one big game!!!

alpha_omega
05-23-2008, 03:27 PM
Did somebody forget to take out the trash this week?