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Mr. Laz
05-24-2008, 12:49 PM
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ChiefsFanatic
05-24-2008, 01:03 PM
She keeps leaving herself open to the crotch punch.LMAO

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 01:10 PM
She keeps leaving herself open to the crotch punch.LMAO

words outta mouth;)

Frazod
05-24-2008, 01:14 PM
Nimble, ain't she? :D

J Diddy
05-24-2008, 01:19 PM
I ain't even trying to make fun, for fear she will find me

KurtCobain
05-24-2008, 01:25 PM
Bet she'd be fun in the bedroom.

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 01:26 PM
what a bullshit kata, it looks cool but the application is useless in a street fight

milkman
05-24-2008, 01:27 PM
Bet she'd be fun in the bedroom.

You'd better stick to women you can handle.

You know, like blowup dolls.

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 01:29 PM
You'd better stick to women you can handle.

You know, like blowup dolls.
LMAO smack!

KurtCobain
05-24-2008, 01:29 PM
You know, like blowup dolls.

They pop too quickly every god damn ****ING time.

Brock
05-24-2008, 01:31 PM
what a bullshit kata, it looks cool but the application is useless in a street fight

So what?

milkman
05-24-2008, 01:33 PM
They pop too quickly every god damn ****ING time.

LMAO

So what do you do when it isn't ****ing time?

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 01:34 PM
So what?




It's great gymnastic ability, but some of those techniques would get the user killed. Especially the kicks and the nice flip.

ChiefaRoo
05-24-2008, 01:34 PM
I don't know why exactly but that chicks makes me horny.

Brock
05-24-2008, 01:38 PM
It's great gymnastic ability, but some of those techniques would get the user killed. Especially the kicks and the nice flip.

I would put my money on her against the typical loudmouthed bar chick.

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 01:42 PM
I would put my money on her against the typical loudmouthed bar chick.



against another dude of medium to large stature no way in hell that would work.

Gonzo
05-24-2008, 01:46 PM
I think my ears popped every time she kicked.

Brock
05-24-2008, 01:48 PM
against another dude of medium to large stature no way in hell that would work.

Again, so what? Who said it would? It's just a performance, and who's to say that she can't do the stuff she would need to do in a real fight? Is this just an excuse for you to spout off about how much you know about martial arts?

J Diddy
05-24-2008, 01:51 PM
against another dude of medium to large stature no way in hell that would work.


whatever, the giant dragon beaver shot will catch them off guard, long enough to do one of those round housey things and snap his neck

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 01:53 PM
Again, so what? Who said it would? It's just a performance,



You know what katas are for? Back in the day in Okinawa they used katas as a dance to hide their techniques from the Samurai/ Japanese.

To experienced martial artists, this display is bullshit. Athletically impressive though

Mr. Laz
05-24-2008, 01:56 PM
someone has missed the entire point of the thread :spock:

bowener
05-24-2008, 01:58 PM
I like how in matter of moments we reduced her entire lifes goal of becoming a black belt to an almost entirely sexually themed thread... teh intrawebs are awesome!

Oh yeah, I'd hit that. Most of her moves were applicable to the bedroom, especially that one foot, leg vertical spin thingy.... I'd just stick my tongue out and have her spin around in a circle and do most of the work:thumb:

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 01:59 PM
someone has missed the entire point of the thread :spock:


Which was? I stated that it was athletically impressive, but useless on the street, how was that missing the point?

Mr. Laz
05-24-2008, 02:01 PM
Which was? I stated that it was athletically impressive, but useless on the street, how was that missing the point?
how do you know that i was talking about you?






you know you're just being a lil' bidge

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 02:02 PM
how do you know that i was talking about you?









16 year Martial Artist in Shorin Ryu

Mr. Laz
05-24-2008, 02:04 PM
16 year Martial Artist in Shorin Ryu
once again ...... completely irrelevant

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 02:06 PM
once again ...... completely irrelevant


Let's see want to know how many dipshit Taekwondo guys, I totally pulverized when they used those techniques

beach tribe
05-24-2008, 02:07 PM
what a bullshit kata, it looks cool but the application is useless in a street fight

Forms are useless.

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 02:09 PM
16 year Martial Artist in Shorin Ryu

i took that, its no frills, no bullshit.

milkman
05-24-2008, 02:09 PM
Let's see want to know how many dipshit Taekwondo guys, I totally pulverized when they used those techniques

Nobody give's a rat's ass if she can fight.

All anyone is interested in is the leg spread.

beach tribe
05-24-2008, 02:10 PM
I earned a black belt in Tao Karate, and never learned one form.

Our teacher said it was a waste of time when you could be using that training time to actually learn how to fight.

He was right. We dominated all of the fancy schmancy schools who looked so robotic in their fighting styles, because they spent all of their time learning that BS.

Valiant
05-24-2008, 02:10 PM
**** it.. My Drunken Monkey style defeats all of you..

beach tribe
05-24-2008, 02:11 PM
Nobody give's a rat's ass if she can fight.

All anyone is interested in is the leg spread.

True.

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 02:11 PM
Forms are useless.



It's the Bonkai within the general kata that makes it work.

Psyko Tek
05-24-2008, 02:13 PM
Let's see want to know how many dipshit Taekwondo guys, I totally pulverized when they used those techniques

nope. not at all

beach tribe
05-24-2008, 02:14 PM
It's the Bonkai within the general kata that makes it work.

Latin to me dude. I would think you mean the techniques of the moves improving your skills, but I don't know.

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 02:18 PM
It's the Bonkai within the general kata that makes it work.


who was your sensi?

Valiant
05-24-2008, 02:19 PM
who was your sensi?

Splinter...

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 02:20 PM
who was your sensi?



Will Griggs and Kal Rooks

Valiant
05-24-2008, 02:23 PM
Will Griggs and Kal Rooks

My Sensi Splinter would beat up both of your sensi's..

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 02:24 PM
Will Griggs and Kal Rooks

binky firstenburg

Ari Chi3fs
05-24-2008, 02:24 PM
Which was? I stated that it was athletically impressive, but useless on the street, how was that missing the point?


I think the point is that it would NOT be useless in bed.

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 02:27 PM
binky firstenburg




Interesting Will is related to Binky

FAX
05-24-2008, 02:28 PM
someone has missed the entire point of the thread :spock:

LMAO

FAX

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 02:29 PM
Interesting Will is related to Binky


how? he was a really nice guy and fair to me after my dad died. i just quit going one day and never went back.

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 02:30 PM
how? he was a really nice guy and fair to me after my dad died. i just quit going one day and never went back.



they're brothers

Mr. Laz
05-24-2008, 02:30 PM
LMAO

FAX
Thank you, Mr. Fax



laz
~glad someone can appreciate the humor~

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 02:33 PM
they're brothers

didnt know he had a brother. half brother?

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 02:35 PM
didnt know he had a brother. half brother?



yep, apparently that's what he told me, because I never met Binky Will said they are practically identical in looks.

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 02:37 PM
yep, apparently that's what he told me, because I never met Binky Will said they are practically identical in looks.

both small? binky was the 87' US weapons champion it was pretty awesome when hed do demonstrations.

ChiTown
05-24-2008, 02:38 PM
I've got close to 45 years training in Phuk Hyu Up.

Which one of you suckholes wants a piece of this?

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 02:38 PM
both small? binky was the 87' US weapons champion it was pretty awesome when hed do demonstrations.



No Will is actually pretty big ( 6'1" 230). He won the national kumate competition ( heavy weight) in '78 I think.

Brock
05-24-2008, 02:40 PM
Sorry about your thread, Laz.

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 02:49 PM
No Will is actually pretty big ( 6'1" 230). He won the national kumate competition ( heavy weight) in '78 I think.


binky is about 5'8" 170 soaking wet. did Will grow up in the DC area?

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 02:50 PM
Sorry about your thread, Laz.

oh shut up.

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 02:54 PM
binky is about 5'8" 170 soaking wet. did Will grow up in the DC area?



I don't know exactly where he grew up, but he taught me when I was still living in Springfield.

Brock
05-24-2008, 02:55 PM
I'm just sayin, it's unfortunate when karatefag hijacks a thread.

"Oh hey, that chick from Alias can't really fight" ORLY?

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 02:59 PM
I'm just sayin, it's unfortunate when karateRump Ranger hijacks a thread.

"Oh hey, that chick from Alias can't really fight" ORLY?


hahaha

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 02:59 PM
I don't know exactly where he grew up, but he taught me when I was still living in Springfield.

when was this?

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 03:03 PM
when was this?



from 1995 to 2002 , Oh I just remembered where he grew up. It was St. Joesph MO

MOhillbilly
05-24-2008, 03:05 PM
from 1995 to 2002 , Oh I just remembered where he grew up. It was St. Joesph MO

where was his dojo. this was about the same time i went to cox north on the south end.

Tribal Warfare
05-24-2008, 03:15 PM
where was his dojo. this was about the same time i went to cox north on the south end.


He taught inside his house infact, on the northside on Neddelton road.

JohninGpt
05-24-2008, 03:38 PM
Splinter...

I know you want to remain anonymos, but what color is your bandana?

Chiefs Pantalones
05-24-2008, 04:00 PM
I bet she's an asian in the sack...

BigVE
05-24-2008, 04:08 PM
Bad the bo...oooh...ooohh..ooone.

blueballs
05-24-2008, 05:35 PM
Bill Clinton just found a reason to talk Hillary into quiting
and spending the war chest

stumppy
05-24-2008, 05:46 PM
someone has missed the entire point of the thread :spock:



LMAO

It's not me.

Valiant
05-24-2008, 07:53 PM
I know you want to remain anonymos, but what color is your bandana?

Shit.. Got to move to another city now...

Red ftw..

JohninGpt
05-25-2008, 12:45 PM
Shit.. Got to move to another city now...

Red ftw..

I'll have to ask my son if that is Leonardo or Donatello.

Oh Snap
05-25-2008, 05:14 PM
karate is actually a good way to get your ass kicked.. **** chuck norris!!!