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Rain Man
06-07-2008, 08:01 PM
Poll to follow. I'm curious about the worries that pass through our minds.

In the poll, please select UP TO FIVE things that you have worried about MOST OFTEN in the past month.

The poll might take a few minutes, because there are a lot of things to worry about.

Count Alex's Losses
06-07-2008, 08:02 PM
I'm so worried about what's hapening today in the Middle East, you know.

And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.

I'm so worried about the fashions today. I don't think they're good for your feet,

And I'm so worried about the shows on TV that sometimes they want to repeat.

I'm so worried about what's happening today, you know,

And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.

I'm so worried about my hair falling out and the state of the world today,
And I'm so worried about being so full of doubt about everything, anyway.

I'm so worried about modern technology.
I'm so worried about all the things that they dump in the sea.
I'm so worried about it. Worried about it. Worried. Worried. Worried.

I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong.
I'm so worried about whether people like this song.
I'm so worried about this very next verse. It isn't the best that I've got,

And I'm so worried about whether I should go on, or whether I shouldn't just stop.

I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped,
And I'm worried because it's the sort of thing I ought to know,
And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.

I'm so worried about whether I should have stopped then.
I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone 'round the bend.
I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.

Joie
06-07-2008, 08:06 PM
I'm worried that there may never be a poll with this thread.

Skip Towne
06-07-2008, 08:08 PM
Nope, no poll.

Joie
06-07-2008, 08:11 PM
Nope, no poll.

It seems my fear has come true.

CosmicPal
06-07-2008, 08:12 PM
I'm worried Rain Man might have been bitten on the hand by a mutant fire ant with a poison that renders paralysis in humans within seconds; and he never go to finish his poll.

Rain Man
06-07-2008, 08:13 PM
Worry no more about the poll.

CosmicPal
06-07-2008, 08:13 PM
Whew...guess I don't have to worry no more.

Count Alex's Losses
06-07-2008, 08:15 PM
I'm worried that Rain Man left an important option off the poll.

Joie
06-07-2008, 08:16 PM
I'm worried about getting everything ready for my wedding on time, and being able to pay for it. There was no option for that.

Rain Man
06-07-2008, 08:17 PM
Of my top five, three fall under "health" and two under "finances". I'm truly middle-aged.

Skip Towne
06-07-2008, 08:18 PM
I'm worried Rain Man might have been bitten on the hand by a mutant fire ant with a poison that renders paralysis in humans within seconds; and he never go to finish his poll.

No, that's what happened when he left me stranded in a German POW camp.

Pablo
06-07-2008, 08:18 PM
Where's the.."I'm worried people think my penis is small because I drive a Porsche" option?

Baconeater
06-07-2008, 08:19 PM
I'm worried my invitation to Joie's wedding is going to get lost in the mail.

CosmicPal
06-07-2008, 08:21 PM
I'm worried about this party invitation I received from these girls in Lakeland, Florida.

FAX
06-07-2008, 08:27 PM
What if basically all these things have already happened to you?

FAX

Joie
06-07-2008, 08:29 PM
What if basically all these things have already happened to you?

FAX

No more worries, I guess

Joie
06-07-2008, 08:30 PM
I'm worried my invitation to Joie's wedding is going to get lost in the mail.

I sent it to:

Gawd Damned Nebraskan
Omaha, Gawd Damned Nebraska

There shouldn't be a problem

Baconeater
06-07-2008, 08:33 PM
I sent it to:

Gawd Damned Nebraskan
Omaha, Gawd Damned Nebraska

There shouldn't be a problem
Cool, I'm going to go sit out by the mailbox and wait for it.

Farzin
06-07-2008, 08:39 PM
Katie Horner might not warn me in time for a tornado

ROFL

Rain Man
06-07-2008, 08:41 PM
What if basically all these things have already happened to you?

FAX


Repost.

Jilly
06-07-2008, 08:45 PM
having an 8lb or larger child pass through my vagina...that's worth worrying about I think

Bearcat
06-07-2008, 08:46 PM
I keep getting GoBo's mail.

Skip Towne
06-07-2008, 09:04 PM
I keep getting GoBo's mail.

Are you going to Joie's wedding?

Pablo
06-07-2008, 09:08 PM
having an 8lb or larger child pass through my vagina...that's worth worrying about I thinkThe ol' lady just pushed out a 7 lb. 13 oz. bundle of joy a couple months ago. Looked nice and horrifyingly painful. Good luck though.

blueballs
06-07-2008, 09:11 PM
I already have one shrink
well two if you count mr happy

Joie
06-07-2008, 09:18 PM
Are you going to Joie's wedding?

I may have to hire security. :doh!:

Joie
06-07-2008, 09:19 PM
having an 8lb or larger child pass through my vagina...that's worth worrying about I think

Are you expecting?

Bearcat
06-07-2008, 09:23 PM
Are you going to Joie's wedding?

Maybe... going to see what I can get for it on eBay first.

Joie
06-07-2008, 09:25 PM
Maybe... going to see what I can get for it on eBay first.

Do I get 50%?

Baconeater
06-07-2008, 09:28 PM
I may have to hire security. :doh!:
Don't worry, he won't show up until there's only 5 minutes of it left.

Bearcat
06-07-2008, 09:33 PM
Do I get 50%?

Sounds like someone is already married.







:evil:

Bearcat
06-07-2008, 09:34 PM
Don't worry, he won't show up until there's only 5 minutes of it left.

SEVEN!

Count Alex's Losses
06-07-2008, 09:35 PM
I'm worried that some dickweed is going to continue posting premium information at fatchatter dot f*cking com.

Joie
06-07-2008, 09:36 PM
Sounds like someone is already married.







:evil:

Pretty much. We've lived together for four years.

Now, do I get 50%? Stop skirting the subject. :D

Joie
06-07-2008, 09:37 PM
Don't worry, he won't show up until there's only 5 minutes of it left.

Well then. He'll need to bring an extra nice gift, won't he?






:)

Jilly
06-07-2008, 09:39 PM
Are you expecting?

yes, she should be here in September...Sully and I are excited and are so ready to be parents, but I'd say I worry about it pretty much 24-7

Joie
06-07-2008, 09:41 PM
yes, she should be here in September...Sully and I are excited and are so ready to be parents, but I'd say I worry about it pretty much 24-7

Congratulations!!

Jilly
06-07-2008, 09:41 PM
The ol' lady just pushed out a 7 lb. 13 oz. bundle of joy a couple months ago. Looked nice and horrifyingly painful. Good luck though.


congratulations a few months late!!! and yeah...well...just yeah.

Bearcat
06-07-2008, 09:45 PM
Well then. He'll need to bring an extra nice gift, won't he?

:)

And 50%?!?! Jeez, when did trying to profit off someone else's mail become so expensive?

Joie
06-07-2008, 09:47 PM
And 50%?!?! Jeez, when did trying to profit off someone else's mail become so expensive?

When that mail became an invitation to my wedding. So, pretty recently.

FAX
06-07-2008, 10:23 PM
yes, she should be here in September...Sully and I are excited and are so ready to be parents, but I'd say I worry about it pretty much 24-7

You know, I've always felt a little ... uh, awkward when learning from a woman that she is with child. I mean, on the one hand, you want to congratulate her, but on the other hand, you know it's rough and she's probably sick to her stomach.

What response would you suggest, Ms. Jilly?

FAX

Joie
06-07-2008, 10:38 PM
You know, I've always felt a little ... uh, awkward when learning from a woman that she is with child. I mean, on the one hand, you want to congratulate her, but on the other hand, you know it's rough and she's probably sick to her stomach.

What response would you suggest, Ms. Jilly?

FAX

A while back someone I know bought a pregnancy test, and the cashier asked her if she wanted a "yes" answer. What a risky question!!

Count Alex's Losses
06-07-2008, 10:47 PM
A while back someone I know bought a pregnancy test, and the cashier asked her if she wanted a "yes" answer. What a risky question!!

Why? Was the woman carrying an AK-47?

FAX
06-07-2008, 10:49 PM
A while back someone I know bought a pregnancy test, and the cashier asked her if she wanted a "yes" answer. What a risky question!!

What business is it of his?

Here the poor girl is in the midst of a war on terror, a recession, incredible financial stress due to rising gas and food prices, thinks she may be pregnant, and then - out of the blue - gets the friggin' third degree from a friggin' bar code jockey? Somebody needs to smack that cashier in the maw with a week-old cod, Ms. Joie.

FAX

Count Alex's Losses
06-07-2008, 10:51 PM
It's interesting that the majority vote on the poll is the friends option. Who knew people on the internet were so lonely?

Baconeater
06-07-2008, 10:57 PM
You know, I've always felt a little ... uh, awkward when learning from a woman that she is with child. I mean, on the one hand, you want to congratulate her, but on the other hand, you know it's rough and she's probably sick to her stomach.

What response would you suggest, Ms. Jilly?

FAX

I'd suggest not making further eye contact and quickly walking away.

Joie
06-07-2008, 10:57 PM
Why? Was the woman carrying an AK-47?

She may as well have been. Think of the variety of answers:

"No, I really don't want to have to figure out which of the 6 men I've screwed is the father."

"Yes, the last 14 tests have been negative, and we can't afford another fertility treatment"

"Not really. It's for my twelve year old sister."

"I'm not sure. If so, this will be my 9th child in 8 years."

FAX
06-07-2008, 10:57 PM
Hmmm. I didn't realize that Mr. GoChiefs. It is interesting. Maybe it's because nobody wants to be friends with a Chiefs fan.

As for me, I haven't voted yet, because I think this is perhaps the single, most depressing thread of all times.

FAX

Joie
06-07-2008, 10:58 PM
What business is it of his?

Here the poor girl is in the midst of a war on terror, a recession, incredible financial stress due to rising gas and food prices, thinks she may be pregnant, and then - out of the blue - gets the friggin' third degree from a friggin' bar code jockey? Somebody needs to smack that cashier in the maw with a week-old cod, Ms. Joie.

FAX

I know!!:cuss:

FAX
06-07-2008, 10:59 PM
Kill The Cashiers!!!

FAX

Baconeater
06-07-2008, 11:02 PM
It's interesting that the majority vote on the poll is the friends option. Who knew people on the internet were so lonely?

Hell they have no idea how good they have it, friends are pain in the ass for the most part. They're always borrowing stuff or drinking your beer or asking you to help them move and shit like that.

Bearcat
06-07-2008, 11:07 PM
It's interesting that the majority vote on the poll is the friends option. Who knew people on the internet were so lonely?

Especially this site, where every picture of a beautiful woman gets at least one "I wouldn't hit it" and every guy here once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game.

Pablo
06-07-2008, 11:08 PM
Especially this site, where every picture of a beautiful woman gets at least one "I wouldn't hit it" and every guy here once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game.F*ck yes...and I don't even like Lexus'...I'm a BMW man myself.

Phobia
06-07-2008, 11:16 PM
Do I get 50%?

I suppose that would be a legitimate excuse for the 2 inches issue.

Phobia
06-07-2008, 11:17 PM
I'm worried that some dickweed is going to continue posting premium information at fatchatter dot f*cking com.

I sure hope not. Most of that garbage is unreadable.

Baconeater
06-07-2008, 11:20 PM
OK, this is EXACTLY what I'm talking about, this is an actual e-mail I just found in my inbox:

Hey do you think some time this week you can drop off and I use your biggest
extension ladder?
Thanks,--------

Not only does he want to borrow it, he wants me to drop the ****ing thing off at his house. Do you people really want this shit?

Buehler445
06-08-2008, 12:24 AM
Mine typically have to do with cash. Since I'm just starting my career, its kind of a big deal.

kregger
06-08-2008, 01:39 AM
What, no Gaz option?

Fruit Ninja
06-08-2008, 03:39 AM
forgot the option that if Mcain is elected we will keep on with this retarded ass war.

Smed1065
06-08-2008, 06:21 AM
"Iím gaining weight/losing my hair/getting less attractive."
----------------------------------------------------

If this is the biggest worry among the board, I say we should be grateful and count our blessings.

:hmmm:




Maybe we are all just conceited and stuck on ourselves?

:spock:

boogblaster
06-08-2008, 08:32 AM
Voted on health and relative worries ... but really just worried about my children after Im gone ....

blueballs
06-08-2008, 09:30 AM
How many people keep a weapon by their bedside
gun - baseball bat - mace

Friendo
06-08-2008, 09:45 AM
my beautiful soon-to-be 16 year old daughter.

ILChief
06-08-2008, 09:59 AM
I was going to select John McCain might ruin the country, but then I thought that George Bush has already done that so McCain (or Obama for that matter) can't "re-ruin" it.

Buehler445
06-08-2008, 10:02 AM
I was going to select John McCain might ruin the country, but then I thought that George Bush has already done that so McCain (or Obama for that matter) can't "re-ruin" it.

ROFL Nice.

Rain Man
06-08-2008, 12:23 PM
As for me, I haven't voted yet, because I think this is perhaps the single, most depressing thread of all times.



I too worry about how the alien abduction threat is being overlooked.

Hydrae
06-08-2008, 12:53 PM
Given that my wife just spent a week in the hospital with asthma/pneumonia issues and my health care coverage sucks badly this year, mine is all about family health and money concerns.

I wish I could be more worried about the right side of the offensive line though, that would mean life is good.

Easy 6
06-08-2008, 12:59 PM
If i really worried about everything i 'should' be worried about...i'd be a huge bundle of hypertension & jagged, jangled nerves.

Worrying sucks, its terrible for your health...i try to avoid it at all costs.

luv
06-08-2008, 01:05 PM
Wow, only me and three other people have voted for neg rep? :)

I'm getting ready to fly out to Vegas, so getting lost with no money and getting in a horrible accident have crossed my mind.

John McCain will ruin this country.

Paying bills is pretty much a constant.

FAX
06-08-2008, 01:06 PM
Agreed, Mr. scott free. This thread is the Anti-Zen.

I'm surprised that Mr. Rain Man has not yet been attacked by Bodhidharma's spirit army of belly pokers.

FAX

Easy 6
06-08-2008, 01:09 PM
Agreed, Mr. scott free. This thread is the Anti-Zen.

I'm surprised that Mr. Rain Man has not yet been attacked by Bodhidharma's spirit army of belly pokers.

FAX


LMAO