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Vegas_Dave
06-10-2008, 10:18 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/images/378779/0_61_gina320.jpg

The BMW "GINA"

Wow, phallic much???

beach tribe
06-10-2008, 10:21 AM
WTF is that? A frame with a sheet over it?

Simply Red
06-10-2008, 10:22 AM
link? Please?

Fat Elvis
06-10-2008, 10:24 AM
Phallic or not (not, since it resembles female genitalia), it really is a revolutionary concept car.

http://www.autoblog.com/2008/06/10/bmw-gina-light-visionary-model-revealed/


Watch the video.

Simply Red
06-10-2008, 10:38 AM
cool, thanks for doing the `leg-work` F.Elvis.

morphius
06-10-2008, 10:50 AM
I was looking at that this morning, interesting to say the least. I wonder how much lighter you could build a vehicle with something like that, as somewhere said, dropping weight by 10% is basically the same as switching to a hybrid.

alnorth
06-10-2008, 10:51 AM
Hmmm, it appears they decided to do away with all that clunky "metal" in favor of wires and cloth.

A cloth car. Awesome. I'm sure if I get into a horrific wreck in one of those, all that wire and cloth will absorb the impact and I'll walk out of there without a scratch.

Skip Towne
06-10-2008, 10:56 AM
Hmmm, it appears they decided to do away with all that clunky "metal" in favor of wires and cloth.

A cloth car. Awesome. I'm sure if I get into a horrific wreck in one of those, all that wire and cloth will absorb the impact and I'll walk out of there without a scratch.

Ya think?

MIAdragon
06-10-2008, 10:58 AM
I freaking love it!

morphius
06-10-2008, 11:01 AM
Hmmm, it appears they decided to do away with all that clunky "metal" in favor of wires and cloth.

A cloth car. Awesome. I'm sure if I get into a horrific wreck in one of those, all that wire and cloth will absorb the impact and I'll walk out of there without a scratch.
I think race cars have sort of proved that you can do a lot with the frame without anything but some flimsy shell of a body. With cars needing to get lighter, for gas consumption, your choice is a weaker frame and less components, or a flimsy shell. Pick.

Easy 6
06-10-2008, 11:04 AM
Phallic or not (not, since it resembles female genitalia), it really is a revolutionary concept car.

http://www.autoblog.com/2008/06/10/bmw-gina-light-visionary-model-revealed/


Watch the video.

Thats what i was thinking, the first thing i saw was a giant snapper...come to think of it, thats the first thing we all seen.

FAX
06-10-2008, 11:06 AM
Looks pretty dangerous to me. I'm afraid that, were it to make it into production, people would be driving those things into poles right and left.

FAX

blueballs
06-10-2008, 11:16 AM
Gina has gill flap doors

HC_Chief
06-10-2008, 11:17 AM
Very cool

brorth
06-10-2008, 12:39 PM
Phallic or not (not, since it resembles female genitalia), it really is a revolutionary concept car.

http://www.autoblog.com/2008/06/10/bmw-gina-light-visionary-model-revealed/


Watch the video.
It's pronounced "Gyna".

Skip Towne
06-10-2008, 12:42 PM
It's pronounced "Gyna".

Like in Va-GINA

stlchiefs
06-10-2008, 01:09 PM
Does this qualify as pron?

Easy 6
06-10-2008, 01:11 PM
Does this qualify as pron?

ROFL

noa
06-10-2008, 01:27 PM
Phallic or not (not, since it resembles female genitalia), it really is a revolutionary concept car.

Word of the day = yonic

Molitoth
06-10-2008, 01:31 PM
It's pronounced "Gyna".


Damnit beat me to it...

http://cache01-videos02.myspacecdn.com/40/thumb1_8cf1c1cd3fbcfee58f693a50a7f1efe3.jpg

Vegas_Dave
06-10-2008, 01:33 PM
people would be driving those things into poles

LOL. Terrible.

morphius
06-10-2008, 01:33 PM
Does this qualify as pron?
only if he sticks his head in shakes it back and forth while going blulululululalalalulu..

Third Eye
06-10-2008, 02:54 PM
Word of the day = yonic

Excellent. I consider myself to have a pretty decent vocabulary, but I have never heard this word. It gets added to the repertoire.

bowener
06-10-2008, 03:10 PM
response to video:

Wouldnt you love to be the driver of that car? Trying to drive it through the narrow ass museum with a ****ing spotlight being shined in your eyes while trying not to run this freakish car into anything... I bet he could have crushed a walnut with his anus at that moment.

bowener
06-10-2008, 03:14 PM
Another thought... now you can look forward to the little ****ers who used to key your car, but only now they can use a knife to slice your car... how much does that vagina skin run anyway?

Phobia
06-10-2008, 03:15 PM
You could detail the thing for $2.50 down at the local laundry mat.

buddha
06-10-2008, 03:45 PM
The metal skin of cars doesn't keep you safe. It's as likely to injure you as anything else in a wreck. The protection comes from the frame.

It's a cool idea, but will we ever see anything like this in our lifetime? I doubt it.

kepp
06-10-2008, 03:50 PM
Another thought... now you can look forward to the little ****ers who used to key your car, but only now they can use a knife to slice your car... how much does that vagina skin run anyway?

Vehicular episiotomy?

tmax63
06-10-2008, 06:28 PM
My first thought was a bat-mobile wannabe.

JimNasium
06-10-2008, 06:46 PM
Kevin wants to know if it comes in apricot.

Ultra Peanut
06-10-2008, 06:47 PM
DAMN Gina!

Valiant
06-10-2008, 07:16 PM
Phallic or not (not, since it resembles female genitalia), it really is a revolutionary concept car.

http://www.autoblog.com/2008/06/10/bmw-gina-light-visionary-model-revealed/


Watch the video.

Great all that money into a car that will never have most of its key ideas transitioned to actual cars on the road.. Looks like one big bug or little rock will rip right through gina's skin..

Fat Elvis
06-10-2008, 10:21 PM
Word of the day = yonic

http://www.hispanianews.com/archive/2003/04/11/yanni.jpg



or perhaps....


http://www.fuzzysignal.com/tennis/badhair/yannick-noah.jpg

Guru
06-10-2008, 10:31 PM
only if he sticks his head in shakes it back and forth while going blulululululalalalulu..

ROFLROFL

SBK
06-10-2008, 11:01 PM
In some of the videos online you can see the body panels actually moving. The lights open like eye-lids. This thing is bad.

morphius
06-12-2008, 10:17 PM
<embed src="http://videos.streetfire.net/vidiac.swf?video=189730c3-609f-4955-b57a-9ab9011bc25a&versionfile=flash/FlashPlayerVersion.txt" width="428" height="352" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br/><a href="http://videos.streetfire.net/video/189730c3-609f-4955-b57a-9ab9011bc25a.htm">BMW GINA Light Visionary Model in motion</a>

another cool video...

TinyEvel
06-12-2008, 10:21 PM
Rainman has one on pre-order, in "vacation sock Orange".

stlchiefs
06-12-2008, 11:57 PM
Rainman has one on pre-order, in "vacation sock Orange".

It's apricot you asshole. :D

Chazno
06-13-2008, 07:00 AM
I'm a little disappointed. 3 pages and no reference to this guy being a designer?


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car-sex-man-1_672784n.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%5C%27having-sex%5C%27-with-1,000-cars.html

Otter
06-13-2008, 07:28 AM
Phallic or not (not, since it resembles female genitalia), it really is a revolutionary concept car.

http://www.autoblog.com/2008/06/10/bmw-gina-light-visionary-model-revealed/


Watch the video.

Way to go, in 10 years you're going to have Goatse looking for a steering wheel on top of everything else.

Baby Lee
06-13-2008, 07:39 AM
Does this qualify as pron?

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Jay_And_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back&quote=clitcommander.txt&file=clitcommander.mp3

wutamess
06-13-2008, 08:25 AM
How do you wash it?

JimNasium
06-13-2008, 08:51 AM
You know your CP status has gone to hell when you're the first in with the apricot BMW reference and no one even notices.

Baby Lee
06-13-2008, 09:43 AM
How do you wash it?

On a summer's eve?

FAX
06-13-2008, 10:35 AM
How do you wash it?

You run it through an AutoDouche. Just pray to God they've recently replaced the brushes.

FAX