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MOhillbilly
06-12-2008, 05:16 PM
GWAR HAD A CRAPAPULT and now....





DNC Protesters Fear 'Crap Cannon'

http://media.blogsmith.com/avatar/images/311/1395960/64/ (http://news.aol.com/political-machine/bloggers/jay-allbritton/)By Jay Allbritton (http://news.aol.com/political-machine/bloggers/jay-allbritton/)
Jun 12th 2008 2:30PM Filed Under:eBreaking News (http://news.aol.com/political-machine/category/breaking-news/), Humor (http://news.aol.com/political-machine/category/humor/), Conventions (http://news.aol.com/political-machine/category/conventions/)



http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/news.aol.com/political-machine/media/2008/06/77903170_phixr.jpgWindbreaking News: Fox News.com is reporting (http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/06/10/activists-preparing-against-use-of-brown-note-at-dem-convention/) that Denver activists planning protests at the Democratic National Convention are concerned about police unleashing a "crap cannon" on them. The crap cannon is also called "the brown note". According to Fox "it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily."

Mark Cohen of a Denver protest group called Re-create '68 said, "We know this weapon and weapons like it have been used at other large protests before." He says the weapon is uses inaudible frequencies to disrupt people's equilibrium. The theory is that the brown note weapon comes from military developers looking for non-lethal alternatives to conventional weapons. For example, there was a report (http://blog.washingtonpost.com/offbeat/2007/06/sunshine_project_uncovers_us_m.html) last year of a so-called "gay bomb" the military may or may not have tried to develop.

Fox cited the popular Discovery Channel TV show Mythbusters' 2004 test (http://shopping.discovery.com/product-65486.html) to poo poo the brown note. The show concluded that there is no evidence any frequency can cause people to crap themselves. In an episode from season three of South Park, the children tried to find the mystical tone with more success (clip (http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151774/)).

blueballs
06-12-2008, 05:19 PM
Turn on the people inside and call thee Guiness World Records people

BIG_DADDY
06-12-2008, 05:23 PM
God hates people in dog killing country

stlchiefs
06-12-2008, 05:24 PM
This is a POOP Thread. Use the POOP icon please.

Donger
06-12-2008, 05:24 PM
"Re-create '68"?

MOhillbilly
06-12-2008, 05:41 PM
DONT CRAP ME BRO!!


i stole that but its a funny line.

kstater
06-12-2008, 05:43 PM
Those hippies have been watching too much South Park.

CoMoChief
06-12-2008, 05:58 PM
wtf?

Rain Man
06-12-2008, 09:29 PM
This is going to make downtown Denver a less pleasant place this August.

SPchief
06-12-2008, 09:30 PM
Doesn't it always smell like shit in Denver?

stlchiefs
06-12-2008, 09:33 PM
This is going to make downtown Denver a less pleasant place this August.

Are your seats apricot as well? If so at least it would blend in if you happened to catch the sound on the way to work. Not to mention if you landed one of those mecca spots there'd be plenty of privacy for cleanup. :D

Rain Man
06-12-2008, 09:36 PM
Working on the 5th floor of a building, I'm just worried that they'll fire warning shots over the protestors' heads.

blueballs
06-12-2008, 09:41 PM
I thought the horse and pony shows were in Indianapolis

BigOlChiefsfan
06-12-2008, 09:50 PM
Those wear-all-black Anarchy boys may switch to dark brown cargo pants. "Dude, that crap is so extreme!"

Adept Havelock
06-12-2008, 09:55 PM
The Brown Note...

Isn't that a bar in Columbia MO?

stlchiefs
06-12-2008, 10:13 PM
The Brown Note...

Isn't that a bar in Columbia MO?

Not sure if that's sarcasm, but I believe it's the Blue Note

Adept Havelock
06-12-2008, 10:19 PM
Not sure if that's sarcasm, but I believe it's the Blue Note

Yes, it was. :)

NewChief
06-12-2008, 10:22 PM
The Brown Note...

Isn't that a bar in Columbia MO?

[trying to get in on the KU/MU rivalry thing that I don't really understand]

No. I believe that's the Blue Note's sister bar in Lawrence.

[/back to my normal Midwest college rivalry ignorance]

Mr. Flopnuts
06-12-2008, 10:25 PM
Doesn't it always smell like shit in Denver?

It's the cleanest dump in America.

FAX
06-12-2008, 10:40 PM
Something's happenin' here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Tellin' me, I got to beware

I think it's time we stop
Children, what's that sound?
Everybody look, my pants are brown!!

FAX

Adept Havelock
06-12-2008, 10:48 PM
:LOL:


[trying to get in on the KU/MU rivalry thing that I don't really understand]

No. I believe that's the Blue Note's sister bar in Lawrence.

[/back to my normal Midwest college rivalry ignorance]

Couldn't tell you. I've only had the misfortune to set foot in Lawrence once.