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ENDelt260
06-14-2008, 08:19 PM
Here's a hypothetical scenario... let's say your at your friend's house having sex. Not with your friend, with your SO. No, the friend isn't watching or anything.

Anyway, so mid-coitus you find yourself desperately in need of lube. So, naturally, you make a mad dash around the house led by your tumescent organ in search of lube. You know that the friend had a Passion Party in her living room earlier that evening, so there's a decent chance there may be an errant bottle laying around.

Is it okay to use some? Or, is that unacceptable? Would borrowing the bottle of lube be more akin to borrowing her dildo, or borrowing her bottle of shampoo?

Again, this is a hypothetical scenario.

Thanks in advance for your input.

Phobia
06-14-2008, 08:24 PM
I don't really think you're allowed to disappear for months on end and then come back asking such personal questions.

Can I borrow some beads?

keg in kc
06-14-2008, 08:25 PM
I'd say it would be stupid not to.

stlchiefs
06-14-2008, 08:26 PM
How else are you going to put that banana up her?

Brock
06-14-2008, 08:26 PM
Anything to prevent your starfish from getting chapped.

Skip Towne
06-14-2008, 08:27 PM
It all depends. How much does your SO weigh?

ENDelt260
06-14-2008, 08:27 PM
Can I borrow some beads?

See, now that would be in the borrowing dildo neighborhood. Probably a bit beyond... depending on your intentions with the dildo, of course.

Pneuma
06-14-2008, 08:28 PM
I would say no...the reason is because not everyone applies the lube into his/her hand first. Sometimes it is a direct transfer (IE. bottle touching area then apply). If the bottle transfer has occured in the past then you are essentially having sex with anyone who has come into contact with the bottle as well as your partner. Basically you are getting orgy sex miles and only having sex with one person...thats not very cool.

Now if it is a use once pack and throw away...go for it!

KCTitus
06-14-2008, 08:30 PM
I'd say if you find any wipe off the top really good, extract at least a teaspoon and discard that as well then wipe the top again with a clean cloth.

You should be good then...remember, just relax.

Count Zarth
06-14-2008, 08:33 PM
Yeah...you knew this was an ENDelt thread.

blueballs
06-14-2008, 08:37 PM
I wouldn't like having a converstion with an erect male
let alone one in my house asking for lube
I wouldn't think the friend being female would change that

Pneuma
06-14-2008, 08:47 PM
I wouldn't like having a converstion with an erect male
let alone one in my house asking for lube
I wouldn't think the friend being female would change that

I must agree dudes shouldn't be walking around their friends houses naked with an erection. IMO it just crosses the line.

Reminds me of this video...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/94

Fruit Ninja
06-14-2008, 08:48 PM
**** yeah it is. Especially if your at a friends house. I know i wouldnt get mad. Just clean up the ****ing mess and let me know. If you were my friend, i would say, do whatever you gotta do man. No cockblocking here.

SPchief
06-14-2008, 09:01 PM
Yes

FAX
06-14-2008, 09:01 PM
Personally, I don't think borrowing will work. Once lube's out of the tube, it's going to be difficult to replace.

Take some, but leave a couple of quarters on the table.

FAX

Bugeater
06-14-2008, 09:06 PM
Hell yes it's ok, especially if it's the difference between getting the job done or not.

Friendo
06-14-2008, 09:11 PM
naturalvaginal lubrication is a sign of arousal :p

Bill Parcells
06-14-2008, 09:11 PM
Yes, it's ok. the stuff comes out of a bottle for Christ sake. it's not like the whole thing would get contaminated.

Dimension2112 prefers aqua lube. and no, you can't have any.

Bill Parcells
06-14-2008, 09:12 PM
naturalvaginal lubrication is a sign of arousal :p

Ever hear of the friction/drying out effect?

RJ
06-14-2008, 09:20 PM
Back in my day we took responsibility for our own vaginal entry and didn't rely on others to supply lube for us. Sure, if a neighbor was ill or out of work we'd help him out, but we never made a big deal of it. As to strangers - well, if you can't afford your own lube then you shouldn't be having sex. And why do you need all these lubricants anyway? Why don't you take care of business instead of sitting around smoking crack all day?

And while I'm at it......stay off my lawn!

KcMizzou
06-14-2008, 09:38 PM
Personally, I don't think borrowing will work. Once lube's out of the tube, it's going to be difficult to replace.

Take some, but leave a couple of quarters on the table.

FAXTrue.

To replace it, you'd probably also have to borrow a spatula and a syringe (or at least a turkey baster) as well. They may, or may not have these item on hand. (depends on the party)

In any case, it sounds like more trouble than it's worth.

Bugeater
06-14-2008, 09:43 PM
naturalvaginal lubrication is a sign of arousal :p
He didn't specify he needed it for vaginal intercourse.

Logical
06-14-2008, 09:44 PM
Holy hell a classic Brian thread out of the blue.

Friendo
06-14-2008, 09:50 PM
He didn't specify he needed it for vaginal intercourse.

good point(e)

Dartgod
06-14-2008, 10:05 PM
Holy hell a classic Brian thread out of the blue.
And Titus showed up too. WTF is going on here?

KcMizzou
06-14-2008, 10:06 PM
Holy hell a classic Brian thread out of the lube.FYP

Rain Man
06-14-2008, 10:09 PM
Do you not keep some in your car? Even if you don't, I would think that in an emergency you could drain a little oil out of the engine.

Bugeater
06-14-2008, 10:10 PM
And Titus showed up too. WTF is going on here?
He's actually been posting in the Neckcar thread for a few weeks now.

Bill Parcells
06-14-2008, 10:16 PM
Do you not keep some in your car? Even if you don't, I would think that in an emergency you could drain a little oil out of the engine.

It has to be for human consumption. engine oil is not healthy to be mixing with bodily fluids. you get a little of that in your ugly one eyed monster and you might be hurting.

mcan
06-14-2008, 10:17 PM
That's a no brainer... Of course you can use some lube.


A harder question is: if I just randomly have an erection can just borrow someone's hand?

What if I ask nicely? Please?

Bugeater
06-14-2008, 10:19 PM
It has to be for human consumption. engine oil is not healthy to be mixing with bodily fluids. you get a little of that in your ugly one eyed monster and you might be hurting.

Butter or margarine should work then. Or just shove a glob of Crisco in there.

Count Zarth
06-14-2008, 10:19 PM
A harder question is: if I just randomly have an erection can just borrow someone's hand?

If you go on craigslist you can.

Bill Parcells
06-14-2008, 10:21 PM
Butter or margarine should work then. Or just shove a glob of Crisco in there.

:LOL:

Rain Man
06-14-2008, 10:30 PM
It has to be for human consumption. engine oil is not healthy to be mixing with bodily fluids. you get a little of that in your ugly one eyed monster and you might be hurting.

Another reason for us to switch to a vegetable oil-based energy system.

Bugeater
06-14-2008, 10:35 PM
Another reason for us to switch to a vegetable oil-based energy system.

Damn, now I regret giving away that 10 gallons of used peanut oil.

KcMizzou
06-14-2008, 10:47 PM
Damn, now I regret giving away that 10 gallons of used peanut oil.Jesus man... if you could put 10 gallons to good use...

I'm not sure if I should be jealous, or sympathetic.

Simply Red
06-14-2008, 11:35 PM
WWSRD?

Ugly Duck
06-14-2008, 11:39 PM
http://www.theraiderssuck.com/funny_uploads/redneck.jpg

ChiefsCountry
06-14-2008, 11:48 PM
For some reason this reminds me of my roommate running asking for a condom, its one of those thinks i dont care but geez just take it and go.

ChiefsCountry
06-14-2008, 11:49 PM
http://www.theraiderssuck.com/funny_uploads/redneck.jpg

You always post some funny stuff, to bad your Fadier fan. ;)

KCChiefsMan
06-14-2008, 11:53 PM
ok, I'm a little drunk so I'll explain, I don't think it would bother the person owning the KY to let you borrow some. But would you want to? I mean, think about it. When you are reaching for that bottle of KY right before you're about to do the dirty, what's the last thing you touched? Good chance you're hands aren't clean if you know what I mean, then you grab that KY bottle...why would you want to borrow someone elses? Maybe I'm a germaphobe (sp?) but yuck!

Mr. Flopnuts
06-15-2008, 12:17 AM
How else are you going to put that banana up her?

By force silly.

KcMizzou
06-15-2008, 12:33 AM
By force silly.:eek:

keg in kc
06-15-2008, 12:36 AM
I just noticed that delt used the gender-neutral "SO" in talking about his sexual partner.

Has someone switched teams on us?

NTTAWWT

stumppy
06-15-2008, 01:19 AM
I just noticed that delt used the gender-neutral "SO" in talking about his sexual partner.

Has someone switched teams on us?

NTTAWWT

He has been away for awhile. Maybe they indoctrinated him.

crazycoffey
06-15-2008, 01:20 AM
Just spit on it.....

oh, but I voted - no problem. A true friend would even hold the video recorder if asked.

Rausch
06-15-2008, 03:43 AM
Wow.

Has he returned?

I hope so anyway. Started to feel like Will Ferrell in Old School...running alone down the street neck-ed...

the Talking Can
06-15-2008, 05:29 AM
Here's a hypothetical scenario... let's say your at your friend's house having sex. Not with your friend, with your SO. No, the friend isn't watching or anything.

Anyway, so mid-coitus you find yourself desperately in need of lube. So, naturally, you make a mad dash around the house led by your tumescent organ in search of lube. You know that the friend had a Passion Party in her living room earlier that evening, so there's a decent chance there may be an errant bottle laying around.

Is it okay to use some? Or, is that unacceptable? Would borrowing the bottle of lube be more akin to borrowing her dildo, or borrowing her bottle of shampoo?

Again, this is a hypothetical scenario.

Thanks in advance for your input.


huh....figured your asshole was so loose that you didn't need lube anymore....

Baby Lee
06-15-2008, 07:00 AM
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=19143696

Otter
06-15-2008, 07:12 AM
Only if you return it back to the tube when finished.

blueballs
06-15-2008, 10:04 AM
now they're both roaming the friends house
like two locked dogs
looking for a prybar

Bowser
06-15-2008, 10:56 AM
I'm sure the friend didn't mind you stealing some lube as much as cleaning up with one of the friends towels and leaving it balled up in a corner.

Bowser
06-15-2008, 10:57 AM
I just noticed that delt used the gender-neutral "SO" in talking about his sexual partner.

Has someone switched teams on us?

NTTAWWT

I always figured something was "off" about that video of him making the century club.

PastorMikH
06-15-2008, 01:50 PM
Who is this ENDelt guy?

Braincase
06-15-2008, 03:05 PM
"Borrow" insinuates returning it when you're done. Nope, you can't borrow it. You can take some and keep it, but no way to I want your spunk-filled kleenex when you've completed the horizontal bop with Miss Liposuction 2002.

Mr. Kotter
06-15-2008, 04:09 PM
Who is this ENDelt guy?

I've been trying to figure out which "new" screen name he's been hiding behind...but unless he's also changed his style/personality, he isn't doing that. Of course, I'm not around nearly as much either these days, so maybe I've simply missed it.

More likely, he's went off and gotten himself a real life (or rediscovered a real life,) which happens even to the biggest post whores around this joint. Well, except gochiefs.

:)

Jilly
06-15-2008, 06:52 PM
no, gross. not okay... not everyone takes the time to clean off the bottle of lube and think about where hands have been, then touched the lube, then touched the place where the lube is going and chances are, touched the bottle of lube again..... gross. I'd say it's only okay if you wash the bottle first, but even then, it just grosses me out.

el borracho
06-15-2008, 06:57 PM
You can have the whole bottle- seriously. If you want to use it, fine, but take the bottle with you when you go. It's yours now to cherish for as long as you like.

ClevelandBronco
06-15-2008, 10:01 PM
Sorry, twit. Your name doesn't come up here last. Not on my watch.

RNR
06-15-2008, 10:01 PM
,

RNR
06-15-2008, 10:03 PM
.....

ClevelandBronco
06-15-2008, 10:06 PM
I am going to use my tracker and I am going to hunt you down and cut your nutsack off GAYDER PUNK

Track me down, you pussy. I follow the same team you do. Clean your own home first.

You suck.

Tribal Warfare
06-15-2008, 10:11 PM
Track me down, you pussy. I follow the same team you do. Clean your own home first.

You suck.



put him on ignore, it's simple

ClevelandBronco
06-15-2008, 10:11 PM
You already sold out to the Dark Side by befriending these pussies.

**** you. These "pussies" know football and fun and I'm proud to call several of them my friends.

RNR
06-15-2008, 10:11 PM
I am going to use my tracker and I am going to hunt you down and cut your nutsack off GAYDER PUNK

LMAO Man I wish you could and would!

ClevelandBronco
06-15-2008, 10:14 PM
I hope your Airborne Ranger son gets gunned down in Iraq.

You're all kinds of classy. Thanks for representing us so well, you ****ing piece of shit.

the Talking Can
06-15-2008, 10:16 PM
Originally Posted by DENCHIEFFANMURDERA View Post
"I hope your Airborne Ranger son gets gunned down in Iraq."


the good thing is, Karma handles people like you....

RNR
06-15-2008, 10:19 PM
the good thing is, Karma handles people like you....

That is about the most chickenshit thing I have ever read, damn I feel sorry for his dad!

Ari Chi3fs
06-15-2008, 10:21 PM
Wow. Denver fan exudes great personal class... and shows why we hate you inbred idiots. You win teh cyber douchode of the week.

stlchiefs
06-15-2008, 10:24 PM
Wow, this guy is a real POS. Obviously he is a regular lurker at a minimum. Quite likely a poster's alter ego from the info he knows. **** him.

ChiefsCountry
06-15-2008, 10:30 PM
Wow, this guy is a real POS. Obviously he is a regular lurker at a minimum. Quite likely a poster's alter ego from the info he knows. **** him.

It was in Redneck's sig but still he is a POS.

blueballs
06-15-2008, 10:30 PM
penis fungus

Count Zarth
06-15-2008, 10:34 PM
Install this add-on for Firefox and be rid of this tard forever. His quotes won't even show up:

http://www.tycamtech.com/extensions/firefox/ffvb/

RNR
06-16-2008, 06:22 AM
It was in Redneck's sig but still he is a POS.

Because it my sig it is almost ok :shake:

Jilly
06-16-2008, 07:42 AM
wow, who'd have thought a good ole lube thread would have been turned into this??

gblowfish
06-16-2008, 08:06 AM
I think it all depends on where in the house you "borrow" the lube. Bathroom medicine cabinet or supply closet OK, kitchen pantry "Crisco" or Garage "Pennzoil" not OK.

Simply Red
06-16-2008, 08:11 AM
You're all kinds of classy. Thanks for representing us so well, you ****ing piece of shit.

Did you see my thread over there at the Mane? Now that guy is classy!

Baby Lee
06-16-2008, 08:12 AM
Because it my sig it is almost ok :shake:

I'm viewing this long after the situation has been edited, but the schrapnel suggests that ChiefsCountry wasn't saying it was OK because it was in your sig, just that it explained how the troll knew about your son, as opposed to 'it' having hung around here for long enough to find it out by other means.

Simply Red
06-16-2008, 08:30 AM
You're all kinds of classy. Thanks for representing us so well, you ****ing piece of shit.

Do you know this guy?
Dude Caption This 02-13-2008 09:08 PM Bronco LB 52 Beat it mullet top scumbag

RNR
06-16-2008, 08:39 AM
I'm viewing this long after the situation has been edited, but the schrapnel suggests that ChiefsCountry wasn't saying it was OK because it was in your sig, just that it explained how the troll knew about your son, as opposed to 'it' having hung around here for long enough to find it out by other means.

I hope so, I guess I just overreacted. Thats the thing about the internet some coward can say that and get away with it. I wish I could get a hold of him.

alanm
06-16-2008, 08:57 AM
Do you know this guy?
Dude Caption This 02-13-2008 09:08 PM Bronco LB 52 Beat it mullet top scumbag
LB 52's MO is to leave neg rep and personal messages. While LB is still a piece of shit none the less, He's a cling on compared to this pile of fecal matter.:spock:

Simply Red
06-16-2008, 09:21 AM
LB 52's MO is to leave neg rep and personal messages. While LB is still a piece of shit none the less, He's a cling on compared to this pile of fecal matter.:spock:

I don't understand that part (bolded)

Jilly
06-16-2008, 10:00 AM
I think it all depends on where in the house you "borrow" the lube. Bathroom medicine cabinet or supply closet OK, kitchen pantry "Crisco" or Garage "Pennzoil" not OK.

what if the crisco is kept in the medicine cabinet?

Bowser
06-16-2008, 10:03 AM
what if the crisco is kept in the medicine cabinet?

Disturbing.

alanm
06-16-2008, 10:03 AM
LB 52's MO is to leave neg rep and personal messages. While LB is still a piece of shit none the less, He's a cling on compared to this pile of fecal matter.:spock:
Not you. LB 52 is a cling on compared to DENCHIEFFANMURDERA;)

Bowser
06-16-2008, 10:04 AM
"Damn. Brian used that brand new bottle of KY Warming Gel. I haven't even had a chance to crack it open yet, that jerk!"

Jilly
06-16-2008, 10:07 AM
"Damn. Brian used that brand new bottle of KY Warming Gel. I haven't even had a chance to crack it open yet, that jerk!"

"And really, did he have to use the whole bottle?"

Saggysack
06-16-2008, 10:09 AM
If you can't make her wet enough. You probaly aren't doing it right. I kid I kid.

Bowser
06-16-2008, 10:10 AM
"And really, did he have to use the whole bottle?"

Brian being Brian - he dumped all of it in the trash can just to make it look like he went on an all night bang-a-thon.

Simply Red
06-16-2008, 10:34 AM
Not you. LB 52 is a cling on compared to DENCHIEFFANMURDERA;)

I see

Iowanian
06-16-2008, 12:08 PM
I know where *somebody* was. Say hi to Molly

Penned a diddy about it this morning.


I knew a girl in High School
and her name was Molly Brown.
She wasn't much to look at,
But she was popular in town.

Many love related lessons,
a young man had to learn.
So I waited until BillyBob was done with her
and then I took my turn.

Chorus:
Hey there Molly,
Of course you're not a ho!
Do you have a broken Beaver?
Is there something I should know?

That doesn't seem to normal
In my experiences so far.
My noodle got some stuff on it
from your rusty sheriff star.

Ole Molly was the teachin' kind
and I was a learnin' guy.
She wouldn't let me put it in her cooter
she made me jab it in her puckered eye.

Monday I told the story
to every pal around
and by lunchtime on that fateful day
her name was DooDoo Brown.

Chorus:
Hey there Molly
Of course you're not a ho!
Do you have a broken Beaver?
Is there something I should know?

That doesn't seem to normal
In my experiences so far.
My noodle got some stuff on it
from your rusty sheriff star.

Its been Twenty Years since HS
and Ole DooDoo's still in town.
When the clock strikes 2 AM
someone check to see if she's around.

Her face looks like a catchers mit
unless you've had some drinks
Be careful when you visit her
It still makes your pickle stink.

Chorus:

booger
06-16-2008, 12:39 PM
when will he learn.


Gets arrested and still he molests the lawn furniture.

Simply Red
08-15-2010, 09:30 AM
This question and thread was extra important, maybe even vital.