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Ari Chi3fs
06-15-2008, 11:56 PM
Intro 2x

How can I Seal the Deal...
Seal the Deal With Lucille?

How can I Seal the Deal
With Lucille? And make her squeal.

BREAK

Oh when she Gets a feel of me
Shes gonna be really happy

How can I seal the Deal, Seal the Deal with Lucille?
Cop a feel. Get my thrill and Make her squeal.

CHORUS 2x

How can I Seal the Deal...
Seal the Deal With Lucille?

How can I Seal the Deal
With Lucille? And make her squeal.

1x
How can I seal the Deal, Seal the Deal with Lucille?
Cop a feel. Get my thrill and Make her squeal.
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I can hear a twangy, southern feel, with a steel guitar...

What does your country song sound like?
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Skip Towne
06-16-2008, 12:02 AM
Don't you need trains, hound dogs and pickup trucks?

stlchiefs
06-16-2008, 12:07 AM
where's the alcohol?

Ari Chi3fs
06-16-2008, 12:50 AM
Well, you know there are several songs on Each Album.


We need a song inspired after the woes of the KC Chiefs last 39 years.

The Lament of the Chiefs.

SPATCH
06-16-2008, 01:23 AM
i got steak on the table.
a palomino in the stable.

my old chevy out back is still runnin like a charm.

we're just god-fearin folks in the heartland.
spend my days workin on a farmer's tan.

things are good down on this here farm.

i've been known to drink a beer or two.
maybe kick someone's ass before i'm through.

and you're darn right we live a simple life.
gotta good home and lovin wife.

things are good on down this here farm

POND_OF_RED
06-16-2008, 02:44 AM
I call this one Die Carl, DIE!!!

Well it's time to line him up to pay for sins
he keeps fielding teams that never get the wins
Perfect players he will ruin
just so he can sign a Bruin
Or the biggest flop of all Trezelle Jenkins

I think it's best you pack your bags and go,
this team can't take another Percy Snow
but you make it seem exciting
so the fans, we just keep biting
**** you Carl I hope you burn way down below

chasedude
06-16-2008, 08:21 AM
Don't quit your day jobs guys...

HypnotizedMonkey
06-16-2008, 08:24 AM
It's like an Inbred Dr. Seuss. Lucille is his sister.

gblowfish
06-16-2008, 09:15 AM
Here's a real cryin towel country song for ya:

"I Can't Get Over You While You're Still Under Him"
By Mr. Cheeswhizz & George Blowfish

You said we'd be together till I took my final rest
Then you dropped me like a habit
Kicked me out of our love nest
I can see you smilin' underneath his grindin' hips
Does he love you like a man?
Do you let him use his fist?

Chorus:
I can't get over you
While you're still under him
I can still smell your perfume
Every time the lights go dim
If I drink until the mornin'
Will I keep on seein' him?
I can't get over you
While you're still under him.

I was on life's window ledge
when you gave me a push
Every night I walk the floor
While he crawls thru your bush
I gave you a love bouquet
So sensitive and rich,
You gave me an STD
You Syphillitic Bitch!

Chorus

You stole all my credit cards
And burned thru all my dough
Yesterday I saw you on
The Jerry Springer Show.
Reverend Fletcher told me to forgive and to forget,
Then you blew that Circus Midget
And put the pictures on the Net.

Chorus

Now I sit her all alone without a single bud.
I can't erase the vision of
Your legs around that stud.
I know I'll find another but until that happy day,
I'll just keep on spankin' Rufus
And tell people you turned Gay.

Chorus

blueballs
06-16-2008, 09:49 AM
I grabed the douche with four popped collars
kicked him in the groin and threw him down hollar
only the possum knew what end from which
he could make his favorite sandwich

Hog Farmer
06-16-2008, 10:04 AM
Leave it to Douche Bag to come up with one of the dumbest threads in the history of the intranet.

TinyEvel
06-16-2008, 10:43 AM
On the bong again,
I can't wait to get back on the bong again.
Tokin weed and jokin with my friends
I just cant wait to get back on the bong again.

On the bong again...
Like a band of rasta we stink up my condo
On the bong again...
Got come Sensa from a guy outside the Laundo
Now my heads slow...

on the bong again
lost my job cuz I was on the bong again
On the bong again
grew manboobs cuz i was on the bong again...

Ari Chi3fs
06-16-2008, 12:00 PM
On the bong again,
I can't wait to get back on the bong again.
Tokin weed and jokin with my friends
I just cant wait to get back on the bong again.

On the bong again...
Like a band of rasta we stink up my condo
On the bong again...
Got come Sensa from a guy outside the Laundo
Now my heads slow...

on the bong again
lost my job cuz I was on the bong again
On the bong again
grew manboobs cuz i was on the bong again...

Is this Skip's Theme Song?

Nice Job! hahah

Ari Chi3fs
06-16-2008, 12:01 PM
Reverend Fletcher told me to forgive and to forget,
Then you blew that Circus Midget
And put the pictures on the Net.

ROFL

Iowanian
06-16-2008, 12:52 PM
For your singing pleasure....a newly composed original.
All characters are fictional, but exist in every town.
copyrightowanian 2008

The Abdominal Molly Brown.

I knew a girl in High School
and her name was Molly Brown.
She wasn't much to look at,
But she was popular in town.

Many love related lessons,
a young man had to learn.
So I waited until BillyBob was done with her
and then I took my turn.

Chorus:
Hey there Molly,
Of course you're not a ho!
Do you have a broken Beaver?
Is there something I should know?

That doesn't seem to normal
In my experiences so far.
My noodle got some stuff on it
from your rusty sheriff star.

Ole Molly was the teachin' kind
and I was a learnin' guy.
She wouldn't let me put it in her cooter
she made me jab it in her puckered eye.

Monday I told the story
to every pal around
and by lunchtime on that fateful day
Now her name was DooDoo Brown.

Chorus:
Hey there Molly
Of course you're not a ho!
Do you have a broken Beaver?
Is there something I should know?

That doesn't seem to normal
In my experiences so far.
My noodle got some stuff on it
from your rusty sheriff star.

Its been Twenty Years since HS
and Ole DooDoo's still in town.
When the clock strikes 2 AM
someone check to see if she's around.

Her face looks like a catchers mit
unless you've had some drinks
Be careful when you visit her
It still makes your pickle stink.

Chorus: