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FAX
07-03-2008, 08:01 PM
This is probably my greatest thread idea ever. I'm really happy with it and I know you guys will be, too. It's easy to participate in, also. Just post things that you are pretty sure you will never wear as a hat.

My choice is pizza. I will never wear pizza as a hat.

EDIT: Except for poop. Everything else counts. And someone's ass. Other than poop and someone's ass, everything else counts. And Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightly or Scarlett Johansson and a condom and Tinfoil flavored soft serve Ice Cream and a midget evil clown. Other than poop, someone's ass, Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightly or Scarlett Johansson and a condom and Tinfoil flavored soft serve Ice Cream and a midget evil clown, everthing else counts.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post.

Nightfyre
07-03-2008, 08:02 PM
This is probably my greatest thread idea ever. I'm really happy with it and I know you guys will be, too. It's easy to participate in, also. Just post things that you are pretty sure you will never wear as a hat.

My choice is pizza. I will never wear pizza as a hat.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post.

Poop. I win this thread.

DaFace
07-03-2008, 08:03 PM
Someone's ass. I've always wondered who came up with the term "asshat."

Fried Meat Ball!
07-03-2008, 08:05 PM
Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightly or Scarlett Johansson :sulk:

stlchiefs
07-03-2008, 08:07 PM
a condom.

Fax this thread is amazing, keep it up and you may soon be on par with SimplyRed.

Note: this picture is NOT me, I found it through a google search.

Adept Havelock
07-03-2008, 08:15 PM
Tinfoil flavored soft serve Ice Cream.

POND_OF_RED
07-03-2008, 08:18 PM
A broncos hat

SPATCH
07-03-2008, 08:22 PM
spoons

i wouldn't be caught dead with a spoon hat

MIAdragon
07-03-2008, 08:22 PM
http://images.cafepress.com/product/16809922_150x150_Front_Color-BlackWhite.JPG

BigOlChiefsfan
07-03-2008, 08:23 PM
Canada. It's America's Hat.

MIAdragon
07-03-2008, 08:25 PM
Spam, it scares me.

Smed1065
07-03-2008, 08:43 PM
a condom.

Fax this thread is amazing, keep it up and you may soon be on par with SimplyRed.

Note: this picture is NOT me, I found it through a google search.

Sure!
:hmmm:

Mr. Flopnuts
07-03-2008, 08:44 PM
I will never wear a penis as a hat.

Otter
07-03-2008, 08:48 PM
A midget evil clown.

Fax, I hereby pledge to never wear an evil midget clown as a hat. To be clear, if I'm one day attacked by an evil midget clown from above and he lands on my head I don't consider that wearing him or her as a hat.

How come there are no midget, dogs, cats, gorillas, giraffes or hippopotamuses? :hmmm:

Why only human midgets?

Skip Towne
07-03-2008, 08:48 PM
We need a pic of a rabbit with a pancake on its head.

Smed1065
07-03-2008, 08:49 PM
A n00b

FYP

blueballs
07-03-2008, 08:52 PM
screwing snapping turtles

Skip Towne
07-03-2008, 08:56 PM
A midget evil clown.

Fax, I hereby pledge to never wear an evil midget clown as a hat. To be clear, if I'm one day attacked by an evil midget clown from above and he lands on my head I don't consider that wearing him or her as a hat.

How come there are no midget, dogs, cats, gorillas, giraffes or hippopotamuses? :hmmm:

Why only human midgets?

Ever see a Min-Pin? Midget dogs.

Simply Red
07-03-2008, 09:25 PM
a condom.

Fax this thread is amazing, keep it up and you may soon be on par with SimplyRed.

Note: this picture is NOT me, I found it through a google search.

STFU n00b!

Simply Red
07-03-2008, 09:28 PM
My thread was sound w/ quality choices, and most know it.

thurman merman
07-03-2008, 10:08 PM
i will never wear any of the hats they are giving away at the royals games next weekend.

pr_capone
07-03-2008, 10:11 PM
I would most certainly NEVER wear a Variegated June Beetle as a hat Mr. Fax.

SPATCH
07-03-2008, 10:12 PM
MEAT HATS

http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/40_1.jpg

http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/20.jpg

Braincase
07-03-2008, 10:19 PM
A little girl's head while driving through three states.

Smed1065
07-03-2008, 10:21 PM
My thread was sound w/ quality choices, and most know it.

:hmmm:

Adept Havelock
07-04-2008, 08:55 AM
A slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. [/Adams]

MTG#10
07-04-2008, 09:07 AM
I hate big hats.

http://andykaufman.jvlnet.com/an_two.gif

rad
07-04-2008, 09:34 AM
We need a pic of a rabbit with a pancake on its head.

How 'bout a bunny?

HypnotizedMonkey
07-04-2008, 09:41 AM
used toilet paper from natalie portman with no poop on it.

boogblaster
07-04-2008, 09:57 AM
Redrums moms bloomers will never sit atop me head Mr FAX ...

The Pedestrian
07-04-2008, 10:23 AM
A punchbow--no, wait...

A frisbe--damnit! Try this again...

A drunken hamster bent on world destruc--BAAHHHH!!!! :cuss:

I'll have to get back to you on this one...

SNR
07-04-2008, 10:50 AM
I will never wear a hat as a hat. I hate hats.