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unothadeal
07-04-2008, 01:01 AM
Wow.

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

Mr. Flopnuts
07-04-2008, 01:35 AM
Holy shit. That had to be staged. No one is THAT retarded.

Frazod
07-04-2008, 01:37 AM
Holy shit. That had to be staged. No one is THAT retarded.

You would be surprised.

I've got an image in my mind of one of the corporate drones from American Psycho - hopefully one that Christian Bale would dismember with an axe.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-04-2008, 01:39 AM
You would be surprised.

I've got an image in my mind of one of the corporate drones from American Psycho - hopefully one that Christian Bale would dismember with an axe.

He sounded like he needed some medication himself. That is hilarious if it's real. I loled.

kc rush
07-04-2008, 04:08 AM
Hello this is Midnight-Dmitri. I have a bike. Women love me.

Bowser
07-04-2008, 06:49 AM
Haha, awesome. I actually know a guy that is probably 70% of this Dmitri, minus the pathetic messages (as far as I know). There's no shortage of idiots.

Stewie
07-04-2008, 07:03 AM
"I am VERY single!" Yeah, no shit, Dmitri.

HypnotizedMonkey
07-04-2008, 07:19 AM
I'm one of the few men in this city who have nothing wrong with them. lol

dj56dt58
07-04-2008, 09:28 AM
what's wrong with those messages? sounds normal enough to me...:shrug:

Ari Chi3fs
07-04-2008, 10:18 AM
what?


Oh, you weren't talking to me? nevermind.

Ari Chi3fs
07-04-2008, 10:24 AM
You are very elegant. And elegant women are very rare.

eazyb81
07-04-2008, 10:25 AM
That's hilarious. What a creep.

Ari Chi3fs
07-04-2008, 10:38 AM
Maybe your mom has cancer and you are in Chemo? Maybe you are unstable, and have mental issues... if not... then call me by 3 tomorrow. I am one of the few people in this area with no flaws. I am a catch!

Bwana
07-04-2008, 01:19 PM
Wow, that guy is the limp nipple poster child.