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FAX
07-07-2008, 11:36 AM
For any reason whatsoever, I mean.

FAX

Disclaimer: Sorry if re-post.

Adept Havelock
07-07-2008, 11:38 AM
LMAO

Never tried it in any form. After seeing it's effect on people like Midnight Felcher, I'm glad I didn't.

Bugeater
07-07-2008, 11:39 AM
I can safely say I have never jammed ecstasy pills into any orifice of my body.

siberian khatru
07-07-2008, 11:39 AM
I tried, but the gerbil kept eating them.

Bowser
07-07-2008, 11:49 AM
Who's asking?

ChiefsFire
07-07-2008, 11:51 AM
On purpose?...no

Accidently?...well..

jiveturkey
07-07-2008, 11:51 AM
Sorry

Were those your's?

stumppy
07-07-2008, 11:52 AM
Check with GoChiefs. He could probably walk you through the whole "shoving things up your ass" bit if you're looking for instructions.

Phobia
07-07-2008, 11:54 AM
Today?

CoMoChief
07-07-2008, 11:56 AM
I tried, but the gerbil kept eating them.

Richard Gere is that you?

Simply Red
07-07-2008, 11:57 AM
If this thread gets 100 posts I'm shooting you in the leg.

CrazyPhuD
07-07-2008, 12:43 PM
Planning to be a drug mule?

blueballs
07-07-2008, 12:44 PM
my shit's already been on a bad trip

Rooster
07-07-2008, 12:45 PM
No, but I bet you all have handled my ass pennies.:evil:

DeezNutz
07-07-2008, 01:09 PM
Only up my urethra, Mr. Fax. I find that they're more accessible to the hotties this way.

Ari Chi3fs
07-07-2008, 01:12 PM
Who hasn't? This should be a public poll.

Thig Lyfe
07-07-2008, 01:18 PM
your's

Seriously?

Scaga
07-07-2008, 01:34 PM
Gee....and now wonder why this place is running off some of the long time posters.

:banghead:

ChiefsFire
07-07-2008, 01:38 PM
Gee....and now wonder why this place is running off some of the long time posters.

:banghead:

Wow...

Who jammed a cinnamon flavored tic-tac up your ass?

Donger
07-07-2008, 01:39 PM
Jammed? No. You're supposed to be gentle with yourself.

Skip Towne
07-07-2008, 01:45 PM
On purpose?...no

Accidently?...well..

One in a million shot, doc, one in a million!

tooge
07-07-2008, 01:56 PM
Yeah, but they were just sitting there on the couch when I got out of the shower. Just like the barbie doll last week.

Fish
07-07-2008, 02:01 PM
He absolutely loved it... humping the fence last I saw....

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2153/donkeyml8.jpg

Thig Lyfe
07-07-2008, 02:06 PM
Anal E, anally.

FAX
07-07-2008, 02:57 PM
Gee....and now wonder why this place is running off some of the long time posters.

:banghead:

My sincere apologies, Mr. Scaga. I have no intention of running off some of the long time posters.

Then again, should one or two of the long time posters attempt this feat, they might be a tad easier to get along with.

FAX

R&GHomer
07-07-2008, 03:14 PM
I tried, but the gerbil kept eating them.

:LOL: I thought you were going to say the gerbil kept kicking them out. Well, at least it's a happy little critter. Better keep it up, or he might get depressed and start chewing on your colon.

R&GHomer
07-07-2008, 03:16 PM
Well, this one time at band camp.

bringbackmarty
07-07-2008, 03:32 PM
what about one pill of extasy, six joints, and a copy of the koran imprinted on a microchip nearly invisible to the naked eye?

kstater
07-07-2008, 04:05 PM
I tried, but the gerbil kept eating them.

LMAO

:spock:

DaFace
07-07-2008, 04:44 PM
My sincere apologies, Mr. Scaga. I have no intention of running off some of the long time posters.

Then again, should one or two of the long time posters attempt this feat, they might be a tad easier to get along with.

FAX

I'm going to start blaming you, Mr. FAX, when one of those "where have all the good posters gone" threads comes up. :p

chasedude
07-07-2008, 04:48 PM
Is this a weird spinoff of a pot thread?

Fairplay
07-07-2008, 04:56 PM
Is this a weird spinoff of a pot thread?



I would presume so.

plbrdude
07-07-2008, 05:28 PM
Is this a weird spinoff of a pot thread?

not sure about the spin-off. but weird it is. mr. fax may need a hobby to keep himself occupied so these strange things may not enter his mind.

FAX
07-07-2008, 06:43 PM
Is this a weird spinoff of a pot thread?

I'm just attempting to acclimate, Mr. chasedude. You know, be considered one of the guys around here.

To be honest, I, myself, personally, have never jammed any ecstasy pills up my ass. Nor, if I remember correctly, have I purposefully jammed any other type of pill, capsule, or tablet up my ass. However, I was unsure if I was alone in this fact and this concerned me somewhat. So, since I was unwilling to PM everyone on the board, were I to pursue the question, this thread seemed to be the only reasonable alternative.

FAX

FAX
07-07-2008, 06:45 PM
I'm going to start blaming you, Mr. FAX, when one of those "where have all the good posters gone" threads comes up. :p

And with good reason, Mr. DaFace. My threads are an abomination. A lot of them are probably re-posts, too.

FAX

Hydrae
07-07-2008, 07:11 PM
If this thread gets 100 posts I'm shooting you in the leg.

Let's see if I can help a little bit. :D

Logical
07-07-2008, 07:14 PM
Mr. FAX please to inform the posters who follow you avidly, what the effect of such an action is upon the human physiology?

If you don't know, please ask Mrs. FAX.

Fairplay
07-07-2008, 07:20 PM
I confess to placing a few preparation H capsules up there over the weekend.

Did some heavy lifting is what caused it actually. Digging a trench along my house for a drainage pipe.

Next day, ouch.

That's no fun.

bogey
07-07-2008, 07:21 PM
How big are Ecstasy Pills?

Adept Havelock
07-07-2008, 08:09 PM
Would that cause hallucinogenic swamp ass, or grinding of the cheeks?

FAX
07-07-2008, 09:11 PM
How big are Ecstasy Pills?

Good question, Mr. bogey. Good question.

According to ecstasydata.org, Ecstasy pills come in several sizes ranging from 11 x 6 mm to 6 x 4 mm. Small enough, apparently, to jam into even the tightest of asses. Good news for those so inclined and suffering from the pain and embarrassment of shrunken sphincter syndrome.

FAX

CrazyPhuD
07-08-2008, 02:12 AM
Dude you can buy the shit off Amazon now!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41TJ92Q58GL._SL500_AA200_.gif

http://www.amazon.com/Carlson-Laboratories-Key-E-Vitamin-Suppository/dp/B000CEOJRY

They say it's a soothing insert. :spock:

Otter
07-08-2008, 02:38 AM
I tried, but the gerbil kept eating them.

Was the gerbil there as a result of ecstasy or a mere coincidence?

J Diddy
07-08-2008, 07:19 AM
Was the gerbil there as a result of ecstasy or a mere coincidence?


Neither, I heard he just lived there.

StcChief
07-08-2008, 08:51 AM
It's the newest rage, but if you don't have a bike forget it.

el borracho
07-08-2008, 09:40 AM
Jammed it up my own or...?

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 09:46 AM
Jammed it up my own or...?

Either, I suppose. :shrug:

ChiefButthurt
07-08-2008, 10:34 AM
If this thread gets 100 posts I'm shooting you in the leg.


Probably well on it's way to the 100 mark. :shrug:

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:48 AM
Probably well on it's way to the 100 mark. :shrug:

Well,

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:49 AM
some

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:49 AM
of

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:49 AM
us

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:49 AM
would

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:50 AM
like

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:50 AM
to

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:50 AM
help

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:50 AM
Mr.

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:51 AM
FAX

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:51 AM
get

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:51 AM
a

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:51 AM
100

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:52 AM
post

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:52 AM
thread.

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:52 AM
Promises

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:53 AM
of

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:53 AM
violence

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:53 AM
is

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:54 AM
a

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 10:54 AM
bonus.

FAX
07-08-2008, 11:15 AM
As many here are already well aware, I do not now, nor have I ever condoned violence in any of its forms and I hate to see it come to this.

But, if Mr. Simply Red comes around to shoot me in the leg, I'll jam so many Ecstasy pills up his ass, he'll spend the next two months trying to convince a sofa to elope with him.

FAX

J Diddy
07-08-2008, 11:46 AM
As many here are already well aware, I do not now, nor have I ever condoned violence in any of its forms and I hate to see it come to this.

But, if Mr. Simply Red comes around to shoot me in the leg, I'll jam so many Ecstasy pills up his ass, he'll spend the next two months trying to convince a sofa to elope with him.



FAX

So you're saying violence turns you on.

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 11:48 AM
But, if Mr. Simply Red comes around to shoot me in the leg, I'll jam so many Ecstasy pills up his ass, he'll spend the next two months trying to convince a sofa to elope with him.

FAX

LMAO

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FAX
07-08-2008, 11:49 AM
So you're saying violence turns you on.

Just the opposite, Mr. J Diddy. I will reluctantly jam those Ecstasy pills up Mr. Simply Red's ass. Very reluctantly.

However, there will be a sufficient number Ecstasy pills up Mr. Simply Red's ass that he will develop a very close, loving, long term relationship with some reupholstered furniture.

FAX

J Diddy
07-08-2008, 11:50 AM
Just the opposite, Mr. J Diddy. I will reluctantly jam those Ecstasy pills up Mr. Simply Red's ass. Very reluctantly.

However, there will be a sufficient number Ecstasy pills up Mr. Simply Red's ass that he will develop a very close, loving, long term relationship with some reupholstered furniture.

FAX

I hear once you go pillowtop, you never go back.

Logical
07-08-2008, 12:11 PM
Just the opposite, Mr. J Diddy. I will reluctantly jam those Ecstasy pills up Mr. Simply Red's ass. Very reluctantly.

However, there will be a sufficient number Ecstasy pills up Mr. Simply Red's ass that he will develop a very close, loving, long term relationship with some reupholstered furniture.

FAXIs this a special brand of extasy that motivates toward reupholstered furniture. I am thinking you must go to Rain mans house to maximize the fun.

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 12:41 PM
Is this a special brand of extasy that motivates toward reupholstered furniture. I am thinking you must go to Rain mans house to maximize the fun.

However, you must do so before he had remodeled his kitchen. Also known as the Pre L.S. (Lesbian Sodomy) era.

Frankie
07-08-2008, 01:55 PM
I tried, but the gerbil kept eating them.

ROFLROFLROFL

Bugeater
07-08-2008, 02:09 PM
Only 23 posts away from a Planeteer committing a felony. C'mon people, POST!

J Diddy
07-08-2008, 03:39 PM
Only 23 posts away from a Planeteer committing a felony. C'mon people, POST!

i will not be part to law breaking

:doh!:

oh dammit, oops

sorry

bogey
07-08-2008, 03:43 PM
I'm thinking if they're small pills and you get a good high, I'll insert a few.

sportsman1
07-08-2008, 03:54 PM
Personally I try not shove anything up my ass. But next time I see my homies down in Hickory Hill I'll ask them if they had. LMAO.

Ah the Offseason...

***SPRAYER
07-08-2008, 04:02 PM
Gee....and now wonder why this place is running off some of the long time posters.

:banghead:


It's also bringing in some new ones!

FAX
07-08-2008, 04:08 PM
Welcome, Mr. SHTSPRAYER.

Are you familiar with the work of William Carlos Williams?

FAX

***SPRAYER
07-08-2008, 04:11 PM
No, but as Buck Rogers once said, "a stranger is a friend you just haven't met yet!"

Hello, new friend!

FAX
07-08-2008, 04:14 PM
Hello, Mr. SHTSPRAYER. Allow me to recommend that, before Mr. Rain Man emerges from his fallout shelter, that you familiarize yourself with WCW's writings. Mr. Rain Man will, no doubt, wish to quiz you on the subject upon his return.

Meanwhile, would you mind turning the other way?

FAX

Skip Towne
07-08-2008, 04:14 PM
I can't believe this stupid thread is about to go 100 posts. The Planet has gone to hell.

FAX
07-08-2008, 04:15 PM
I can't believe this stupid thread is about to go 100 posts. The Planet has gone to hell.

I share your concern, Mr. Skip Towne.

FAX

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 04:26 PM
I can't believe this stupid thread is about to go 100 posts. The Planet has gone to hell.

Gone? I think it's been there for quite some time.

Simply Red
07-08-2008, 04:27 PM
Personally I try not shove anything up my ass. But next time I see my homies down in Hickory Hill I'll ask them if they had. LMAO.

Ah the Offseason...

So how does such a radically silly thread bring out such a lurker as yourself? HOW? HUH?!!

FAX
07-08-2008, 04:29 PM
So how does such a radically silly thread bring out such a lurker as yourself? HOW? HUH?!!

It's a friggin' travesty wrapped in a mystery all folded up and tucked inside a tampon wrapper, Mr. Simply Red.

FAX

Bugeater
07-08-2008, 04:32 PM
No, but as Buck Rogers once said, "a stranger is a friend you just haven't met yet!"

Hello, new friend!
:hmmm: Are you related to the STOOLSPRAYER by any chance?

Simply Red
07-08-2008, 04:33 PM
It's a friggin' travesty wrapped in a mystery all folded up and tucked inside a tampon wrapper, Mr. Simply Red.

FAX

:LOL: indeed.

Fairplay
07-08-2008, 04:36 PM
Post 93...come on baby!

Pestilence
07-08-2008, 04:38 PM
Here we go....Post 94!

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 04:40 PM
So how does such a radically silly thread bring out such a lurker as yourself? HOW? HUH?!!

You think that's impressive? I've heard FAX can come back with a string of fish, just by dropping his fishing line in a wading pool.

He knows how to hook 'em. :shrug:

SPchief
07-08-2008, 04:41 PM
SR must be getting pissed right now

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 04:42 PM
No, but as Buck Rogers once said, "a stranger is a friend you just haven't met yet!"

Hello, new friend!

Nah, that was his dad, Will Rogers.

Buck said "Get that damn midget robot out of here and lose the Spandex, Wilma."

Bugeater
07-08-2008, 04:45 PM
SR must be getting pissed right now

Why? He's not the one getting shot in the leg.

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 04:47 PM
Why? He's not the one getting shot in the leg.

I suspect that while FAX is a very nice fellow, he would also be willing to press charges.

SPchief
07-08-2008, 04:48 PM
Why? He's not the one getting shot in the leg.

True


And now it's time for fax to get shot

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 04:48 PM
We did it!

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 04:49 PM
True


And now it's time for fax to get shot

Still, a gunshot wound to the leg is no reason to let this thread die.

Skip Towne
07-08-2008, 04:53 PM
We did it!

Be proud. You posted 27 times in this thread. You're sick.

Bugeater
07-08-2008, 04:56 PM
Be proud. You posted 27 times in this thread. You're sick.
FAX should shoot him in the leg for that.

Adept Havelock
07-08-2008, 05:02 PM
Be proud. You posted 27 times in this thread. You're sick.

Sick? Very. In many ways. :)

FAX
07-08-2008, 05:15 PM
Wow! What an honor! I want to thank all the posters who never gave up on me even during the difficult times. It's you who made this moment possible and you know who you are. (Or, if you don't know who you are, send Mr. Skip Towne a PM and he'll tell you.)

I also want to reassure everyone that I'm in no real danger. I've been in contact with the home and, apparently, Mr. Simply Red walks around in his PJs all the time threatening to shoot everybody in the leg but has yet to actually follow through on his threats.

Anyway, as you can imagine, this is a very emotional moment for me, so I'll close by saying, "Boom lacka lacka. Like my momma done tol' me."

FAX

CrazyPhuD
07-08-2008, 05:30 PM
Woo Hoo 100+ posts....Anal E for everyone(gerbil's included)

CrazyPhuD
07-08-2008, 05:44 PM
ROFL

Fairplay
07-08-2008, 05:57 PM
Wow! What an honor! I want to thank all the posters who never gave up on me even during the difficult times. It's you who made this moment possible and you know who you are. (Or, if you don't know who you are, send Mr. Skip Towne a PM and he'll tell you.)

I also want to reassure everyone that I'm in no real danger. I've been in contact with the home and, apparently, Mr. Simply Red walks around in his PJs all the time threatening to shoot everybody in the leg but has yet to actually follow through on his threats.

Anyway, as you can imagine, this is a very emotional moment for me, so I'll close by saying, "Boom lacka lacka. Like my momma done tol' me."

FAX


:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

***SPRAYER
07-09-2008, 09:01 AM
Hello, Mr. SHTSPRAYER. Allow me to recommend that, before Mr. Rain Man emerges from his fallout shelter, that you familiarize yourself with WCW's writings. Mr. Rain Man will, no doubt, wish to quiz you on the subject upon his return.

Meanwhile, would you mind turning the other way?

FAX


I just got back from the water closet! PHWEEEEEEEEEW! Did I lay a rotten egg! Somebody light a match or crack the window!

Simply Red
07-09-2008, 11:00 AM
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