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Simply Red
07-08-2008, 10:09 PM
What name do you call your mate (more than average amount) when you are in an average mood and it’s an average day?

luv
07-08-2008, 10:14 PM
What do you call your mate (more than average amount) when you are in an average mood and it’s an average day?

I'm afraid I don't quite understand the question. Your mate is more than average amount of what?

DaFace
07-08-2008, 10:14 PM
I assume you're looking "hon."

Simply Red
07-08-2008, 10:17 PM
I'm afraid I don't quite understand the question. Your mate is more than average amount of what?


Name,

Sorry.

Simply Red
07-08-2008, 10:18 PM
`dickweed`

Baconeater
07-08-2008, 10:19 PM
Hey tittie woman!

Simply Red
07-08-2008, 10:20 PM
:LOL:Hey tittie woman!


LMAO:evil:LMAO:evil:

Simply Red
07-08-2008, 10:22 PM
I'm so very pissed at myself, I forgot Pumpkin.

Taco John
07-08-2008, 10:23 PM
You forgot "sugar tits."

QuikSsurfer
07-08-2008, 10:23 PM
My little **** **** ****** woman ****

SPchief
07-08-2008, 10:24 PM
Does get me a beer count?

DaFace
07-08-2008, 10:24 PM
I'm so very pissed at myself, I forgot Pumpkin.

Looks like it's there to me. :shrug:

KcMizzou
07-08-2008, 10:24 PM
You forgot "sugar tits."Nice to see Mel Gibson chime in...

SPchief
07-08-2008, 10:25 PM
Looks like it's there to me. :shrug:

MOD ABUSE! MOD ABUSE!

QuikSsurfer
07-08-2008, 10:26 PM
You forgot "sugar tits."

and pumpkin tits

Baconeater
07-08-2008, 10:26 PM
:LOL:


LMAO:evil:LMAO:evil:
I think it's hilarious too, but for some reason she fails to find the humor in it.

Simply Red
07-08-2008, 10:29 PM
Looks like it's there to me. :shrug:

I love you!
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FAX
07-08-2008, 10:29 PM
I called my first girlfriend "Lizard Girl From Hell's Blazing Inferno". I still don't understand why that relationship didn't last.

FAX

Taco John
07-08-2008, 10:31 PM
Nice to see Mel Gibson chime in...

I don't get the reference. Was it from Lethal Weapon?

Simply Red
07-08-2008, 10:32 PM
I don't get the reference. Was it from Lethal Weapon?

No, inside joke.

KcMizzou
07-08-2008, 10:34 PM
I don't get the reference. Was it from Lethal Weapon?When Mel was busted for drunk driving, he called a female cop "sugar tits"...

Simply Red
07-08-2008, 10:39 PM
I don't get the reference. Was it from Lethal Weapon?

Hey TJ Q.Q.

off the record:

Why is it you/your crew (over at your place) are so quick to manipulate thread s.forum locations? Oh, and why lock down the Steve Sewell complimentory thread? I don't understand the policing. ????? We/they don't treat YOU like that here.

LV Tim
07-08-2008, 11:22 PM
I call my spouce "Dear" often . . . well actually "Yes Dear"

wazu
07-08-2008, 11:22 PM
I use "babe". (Not on the list.)

J Diddy
07-08-2008, 11:27 PM
I called my first girlfriend "Lizard Girl From Hell's Blazing Inferno". I still don't understand why that relationship didn't last.

FAX

mandatory man response:

It was because she had an unusually long skilled tongue, right?

J Diddy
07-08-2008, 11:28 PM
I use "babe". (Not on the list.)

me too


we should start a write in campaign

Can you say "grassroots" mother****er

Simply Red
07-08-2008, 11:41 PM
me too


we should start a write in campaign

Can you say "grassroots" mother****er

yes and yes.

Lonewolf Ed
07-08-2008, 11:43 PM
and pumpkin tits

Ah, to be such a lucky swine as to have a woman who warrants such a nickname...

FAX
07-08-2008, 11:56 PM
You truly are a gentleman, Mr. Simply Red, as I note that "Meat Bag O' BJs" isn't on the list, either.

FAX

J Diddy
07-09-2008, 12:09 AM
You truly are a gentleman, Mr. Simply Red, as I note that "Meat Bag O' BJs" isn't on the list, either.

FAX

2nd girlfriend, eh?

DaneMcCloud
07-09-2008, 01:04 AM
Ace.

Slick.

Cutes.

And none of your damn business!

:)

Logical
07-09-2008, 01:10 AM
I picked one because

Crazy psychotic mother of yours

was not on the list.

KcMizzou
07-09-2008, 01:21 AM
I picked one because

Crazy psychotic mother of yours

was not on the list.Hey, I think I married her.

DaneMcCloud
07-09-2008, 01:27 AM
Hey, I think I married her.

If so, she just saw this post

Guru
07-09-2008, 01:39 AM
I like these....

Slim fast
Blubber head
Fat legs
Smelly tramp
Huck a poo
Boobala
Banjo pants
Lucky pants
Cranapple
Krispy Creme
Miss Teen USA
Pinky
Groucho
Hot Mama
Ma' Lady
Snuggle Pants
Sweetness
Auntie Em
Honey
Bubble Wrap
Mrs. Holey Moley
Cornflake
Muck-A-Luck
Mommycakes
Cheese Doodle
Witchy-Poo
Baloney bosoms
Miss hippy go free free
Hot little chuckle monkey
Moonshine
Sweetie Pie
Baby
Skinny Girl
Puka Shell
Eight Maids a Milkin'
Tiny Dancer
Cap-a-Loo
Jambalaya
Teletubby
Girlie
Puddle pants
Miss smarty pants
Sweet Sister
Darth Debra
Bully
Noodle
Honey-Bun
Baby-Bop
Delilah
Your Highness
Sister Girl
Clive
Pepper Squat
Sniggles
Nickel
Pumpkin
Swizzle
Squeezioli
Crazy Broad
Hot Muscle Mama
Soda Pop
Thanksgiving Day Hooker
Jelly Cheeks
Gladys Knight
Numchucks
Pistol Pete
Madame Booty
JimmyJack
Lady Pantaloons

ExtremeChief
07-09-2008, 07:26 AM
As often as I can, I go to my wife, scratch her on her arm and say, "Damn, my cocksucker itches!"



Ladies love the sweet talk.

rad
07-09-2008, 07:29 AM
Dick-knuckle

tmax63
07-09-2008, 07:40 AM
you forgot tickle-bits.

Buehler445
07-09-2008, 08:34 AM
I call mine "wife." I am a simple man.

stumppy
07-09-2008, 08:39 AM
Word of advice.

Never ever call her a dimpley assed bitch.

tooge
07-09-2008, 08:41 AM
beesatch

sedated
07-09-2008, 12:17 PM
boo boo kitty f*ck

MOhillbilly
07-09-2008, 12:24 PM
i just call mine 'tits' or 'guts'.

Stewie
07-09-2008, 12:24 PM
Hey you!

Yep, I've got it all goin' on.

chasedude
07-09-2008, 03:06 PM
I ****ed your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I ****ed your love.
She called me Daddy.
And I called her baby when I smacked her ass.
I called her sugar when I ate her alive till daylight.
And I slept with her all over me,
from forehead to ribcage I dripped her ass.

Donger
07-09-2008, 03:08 PM
I would vote in the poll, but what I call my wife is not listed.

Sorry.

blueballs
07-09-2008, 03:11 PM
no Rosie option

Frosty
07-09-2008, 03:12 PM
Her name. :shrug:

crazycoffey
07-09-2008, 03:22 PM
Dollface

bogey
07-09-2008, 03:26 PM
Dollface

My wife calls me dollface sometimes. I call her sweetheart. I call my daughter dollbaby.

Bowser
07-09-2008, 03:29 PM
Satan.

rad
07-09-2008, 03:32 PM
I ****ed your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I ****ed your love.
She called me Daddy.
And I called her baby when I smacked her ass.
I called her sugar when I ate her alive till daylight.
And I slept with her all over me,
from forehead to ribcage I dripped her ass.

Pantera rep!

Donger
07-09-2008, 03:33 PM
Satan.

"Queen of the Harpies."

crazycoffey
07-09-2008, 03:37 PM
I just noticed "JR" is actually on the list, and I do use this sometimes, as it's her first and middle name initials....

kstater
07-09-2008, 03:45 PM
Gladys Knight


ROFL

ChiefsFan4Life
07-09-2008, 03:48 PM
Pookie

and I call her tits Barnes & Noble

Bowser
07-09-2008, 03:50 PM
She calls me Thor -the God of Thunder.

Donger
07-09-2008, 03:52 PM
I just thought of one that always gets her going: My Little Cost Center.

For some reason, "Cum Dumpster" makes her cringe.

crazycoffey
07-09-2008, 03:52 PM
Pookie

and I call her tits Barnes & Noble


sounds like some good reading material....

sedated
07-09-2008, 04:06 PM
I would vote in the poll, but what I call my wife is not listed.

Sorry.

you call your wife "sorry"?

QuikSsurfer
07-09-2008, 04:56 PM
boo boo kitty f*ck

Jay and Silent Bob reference?