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Redrum_69
07-09-2008, 03:31 PM
Whats your best pickup line that you have used?

Stewie
07-09-2008, 03:32 PM
Hey baby, I have an F-250.

RedNeckRaider
07-09-2008, 03:33 PM
What color car do you want?

KCChiefsMan
07-09-2008, 03:33 PM
whats up shorty? you talkin' bout things or what?

Simply Red
07-09-2008, 03:37 PM
Is your dad a terrorist?

Because you're the bomb!

Simply Red
07-09-2008, 03:37 PM
whats up shorty? you talkin' bout things or what?

You've got to be joking.

Simply Red
07-09-2008, 03:39 PM
though I've never used my terrorist one. I heard it on the radio and snickered.

Demonpenz
07-09-2008, 03:39 PM
Your body is like Joey Gathright and I will score from second

Rooster
07-09-2008, 03:43 PM
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

ChiefsFan4Life
07-09-2008, 03:44 PM
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print

blueballs
07-09-2008, 03:44 PM
"Don't touch da trimmm"

luv
07-09-2008, 03:45 PM
I pretend like I know them from somewhere. I ask them if they're from here, where they might have gone to high school, where they tend to hang out, etc. All in trying to figure out "where I've seen them before". You can find out a lot about the person in just a few minutes. If you're not into the places where they hang out, then move on. It's not really a "pick up line", but still...

Midnight_Vulture
07-09-2008, 03:46 PM
I dont use a line at all. I just show them my bike lol.

QuikSsurfer
07-09-2008, 03:46 PM
"Sorbet? Not on the glass!!"

sedated
07-09-2008, 03:46 PM
touch it, bitch

KCChiefsMan
07-09-2008, 03:47 PM
You've got to be joking.

that used to work, back when I was around 21 years old, you'd be surprised. Calling them shorty got their attention, then it made them laugh since I'm white and it sparked a conversation and then the "you talking about things?" radiated confidence. I haven't used it in a long time though

QuikSsurfer
07-09-2008, 03:48 PM
whats up shorty? you talkin' bout things or what?

ROFLROFL

Rooster
07-09-2008, 03:49 PM
Drive her out to the country turn the car off and say "Put out or get out". :evil:

CrazyPhuD
07-09-2008, 03:51 PM
Hello. :)

BWillie
07-09-2008, 03:53 PM
Isn't this a repost? I could of swore there was a thread about this last week. At any rate, I think pick up lines are overrated. A woman doesn't really care what you say at first, she knows within the first 10 seconds if she would sleep with you. I bet a good looking guy could go up to a girl and go "my dick feels like corn" and it would work.

QuikSsurfer
07-09-2008, 03:55 PM
Isn't this a repost?

I'm pretty sure it is. Simply Red had a similar thread, i think.

Bowser
07-09-2008, 04:01 PM
"Hey, baby! Wanna see my 20 sided die? It's sweeeet!" - Amnorix



:D

Adept Havelock
07-09-2008, 04:03 PM
Hello. :)

Yep.

siberian khatru
07-09-2008, 04:03 PM
I've got a motorcycle.

Bowser
07-09-2008, 04:04 PM
I've got a motorcycle.

*watching as scores of hotties throw their panties at siberian*

Simply Red
07-09-2008, 04:06 PM
that used to work, back when I was around 21 years old, you'd be surprised. Calling them shorty got their attention, then it made them laugh since I'm white and it sparked a conversation and then the "you talking about things?" radiated confidence. I haven't used it in a long time though

what about `whoohdy?`

Direckshun
07-09-2008, 04:09 PM
I bet a good looking guy could go up to a girl and go "my dick feels like corn" and it would work.
You stole that line.

KCUnited
07-09-2008, 04:18 PM
I wouldn't fock you with my own ass.

Pestilence
07-09-2008, 04:20 PM
Your body is like a wrench because everytime I see it...my nuts tighten.

Pablo
07-09-2008, 04:22 PM
No, that's not a MagLite in my pants.

StcChief
07-09-2008, 04:22 PM
Drive her out to the country turn the car off and say "Put out or get out". :evil:the old line was "cock it or walk it"

Pablo
07-09-2008, 04:24 PM
the old line was "cock it or walk it"Get to suckin' or get truckin'

chasedude
07-09-2008, 04:24 PM
No pickup line... walk up and lick the inside of their thigh. 50/50 chance most of the time it's worked for me.

Bowser
07-09-2008, 04:25 PM
No pickup line... walk up and lick the inside of their thigh. 50/50 chance most of the time it's worked for me.

If you can do that without bending at the waist, I'd be willing to bet that percentage would go up.

BWillie
07-09-2008, 04:32 PM
You stole that line.

Ya, but the point remains.

SPATCH
07-09-2008, 04:32 PM
"Don't touch da trimmm"

Early?

SPATCH
07-09-2008, 04:35 PM
"So... do you guys like stuff?"

kstater
07-09-2008, 04:38 PM
"It ain't going to suck itself".

POND_OF_RED
07-09-2008, 04:50 PM
Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

FAX
07-09-2008, 05:10 PM
The name is Vulture. Midnight_Vulture.

With an underscore.

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts
07-09-2008, 05:13 PM
Are you from Tennessee? Well, you're the only ten I see.

FAX
07-09-2008, 05:14 PM
Got milk?

FAX

FAX
07-09-2008, 05:18 PM
Who ordered the hunka hunka burnin' love?

FAX

Adept Havelock
07-09-2008, 05:19 PM
Do you have a flag?

FAX
07-09-2008, 05:20 PM
You remind me of my mom.

FAX

kstater
07-09-2008, 05:21 PM
Do you have a flag?

Enlighten me on this one.

FAX
07-09-2008, 05:22 PM
Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing your tittahs.

FAX

luv
07-09-2008, 05:23 PM
Enlighten me on this one.

Even got you to respond, huh?

Adept Havelock
07-09-2008, 05:24 PM
Enlighten me on this one.

It's an Eddie Izzard line. Very funny British comedian.

Even got you to respond, huh?

LMAO

luv
07-09-2008, 05:30 PM
Hello. :)

So simple. A hello and a smile. Is it effective?

Bill Parcells
07-09-2008, 05:34 PM
Who in the ****ing blue hell has a pick up line? :spock:

I always found that making a girl laugh is the best way to get to her......aaahhh..heart. :D

Adept Havelock
07-09-2008, 05:35 PM
So simple. A hello and a smile. Is it effective?

In my experience, no, not terribly.

The protruding green lump on my forehead and the permanent drool might have something to do with that.

luv
07-09-2008, 05:49 PM
Who in the ****ing blue hell has a pick up line? :spock:

I always found that making a girl laugh is the best way to get to her......aaahhh..heart. :D

Depends on if you catch her type of humor.

luv
07-09-2008, 05:50 PM
In my experience, no, not terribly.

The protruding green lump on my forehead and the permanent drool might have something to do with that.

A good dermatologist could remove that lump. It sounds infected. And just tell her that it's the thought of her that's making you drool. :)

Claynus
07-09-2008, 05:54 PM
Never used one.

luv
07-09-2008, 05:57 PM
Never used one.

Completely not what I expected to read here. THought you'd have some smartass reply.

How's Springfield treating you?

Thig Lyfe
07-09-2008, 06:00 PM
I dont use a line at all. I just show them my bike lol.

That's it. I'm convinced this guy is a creation of a slightly less douchey regular.

siberian khatru
07-09-2008, 06:01 PM
*watching as scores of hotties throw their panties at siberian*

I wish. So far, all I can get them to do is have their picture taken with me.

Claynus
07-09-2008, 06:02 PM
Completely not what I expected to read here. THought you'd have some smartass reply.

How's Springfield treating you?

Same as always.

QuikSsurfer
07-09-2008, 06:05 PM
I wish. So far, all I can get them to do is have their picture taken with me.

ROFL

Bill Parcells
07-09-2008, 06:13 PM
Depends on if you catch her type of humor.

I'm pretty good at making people laugh in general. who's her?

88TG88
07-09-2008, 06:15 PM
I'm rich

UteChief
07-09-2008, 06:26 PM
"my dick feels like corn" and it would work.

And the girl would say, Bring me the butter baby. pop that pussy.

Adept Havelock
07-09-2008, 06:26 PM
Depends on if you catch her type of humor.

How does someone throw humor? Unless you're speaking of "humor" in the medical sense...in which case...ewwww.

Thig Lyfe
07-09-2008, 06:29 PM
How does someone throw humor? Unless you're speaking of "humor" in the medical sense...in which case...ewwww.

Me and my paw used to toss the bile around in the backyard. You don't want to get hit in the face with that stuff!

luv
07-09-2008, 06:29 PM
I'm pretty good at making people laugh in general. who's her?

I assume you're not using pick up lines on guys.

gblowfish
07-09-2008, 06:29 PM
"All night now, I've been noticing you from across the lounge...naugahyde, it becomes you, my pet. I am barely controlling my throbbing sturgeon of love. Come to my love garage, I'll whine for you. Come, my snake it is molting! No, you say...no? Is it my.....prosthesis?"


Or....

"I have a ten inch pecker."

Best line ever used on the Dating Game. Works every time.

luv
07-09-2008, 06:31 PM
How does someone throw humor? Unless you're speaking of "humor" in the medical sense...in which case...ewwww.

Okay, okay. GET her type of humor. I wouldn't tell blonde jokes around a blonde unless I knew they could take it.

Bill Parcells
07-09-2008, 06:33 PM
I assume you're not using pick up lines on guys.

I don't use pick up lines on anybody. they're immature, and even when I was a young buck I never used them. I'm not insecure or afraid of rejection. I'm just good at carrying a conversation and I'm not shy when it comes to talking to the opposite sex. and if I ever get my ass out there to one of these bash's you'll find out for yourself. ;)

Adept Havelock
07-09-2008, 06:33 PM
Okay, okay. GET her type of humor. I wouldn't tell blonde jokes around a blonde unless I knew they could take it.

Good point. Some of the funniest blonde jokes I ever heard were told by a blonde I worked with.

blueballs
07-09-2008, 06:37 PM
Are you the Governor?

luv
07-09-2008, 06:39 PM
I don't use pick up lines on anybody. they're immature, and even when I was a young buck I never used them. I'm not insecure or afraid of rejection. I'm just good at carrying a conversation and I'm not shy when it comes to talking to the opposite sex. and if I ever get my ass out there to one of these bash's you'll find out for yourself. ;)

Everyone thinks they're a comedian. :p

What's funnier than a grown woman giving herself a bloody nose and a black eye?

Bill Parcells
07-09-2008, 06:40 PM
Everyone thinks they're a comedian. :p

What's funnier than a grown woman giving herself a bloody nose and a black eye?

I don't know, what?

luv
07-09-2008, 06:41 PM
I don't know, what?

If you don't know, then there's no way you can be funnier than me. That's what I did at the Bash last year.

CrazyPhuD
07-09-2008, 06:45 PM
So simple. A hello and a smile. Is it effective?

Heh girls hear lines every day and twice on sundays. What they don't hear is honesty. ;)

Skip Towne
07-09-2008, 06:45 PM
If you don't know, then there's no way you can be funnier than me. That's what I did at the Bash last year.

Why were you pissed off at yourself?

Bill Parcells
07-09-2008, 06:47 PM
If you don't know, then there's no way you can be funnier than me. That's what I did at the Bash last year.

You did that to yourself? :LOL:


I'm quite sure that awful GoBo/Bugeater had something to do with this. :)

luv
07-09-2008, 06:53 PM
You did that to yourself? :LOL:


I'm quite sure that awful GoBo/Bugeater had something to do with this. :)

I was just a tad tipsy. See?
Even I was laughing!

Bill Parcells
07-09-2008, 06:59 PM
I was just a tad tipsy. See?
Even I was laughing!

LMAO Too funny!

Adept Havelock
07-09-2008, 07:02 PM
I was just a tad tipsy. See?
Even I was laughing!

Self-Depreciative humor is best. LMAO

I think that's the Sixth stage of Tequila.

petegz28
07-09-2008, 07:20 PM
I swear I never hd this one backfire and it is a total cheese rip off from Mr. Zadir...

Ok you are at the club standing with your back to some hottie...you bump into her and turn around to face her and

you say..."did you grab my ass?"
she says... "no"
you put on a quick puppy dog tone and

you say.."do you want too?"


60% of the time it worked every time, even when it didn't it got a laugh and some small talk.

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-09-2008, 08:25 PM
So, I stole a sweet laptop last night...

pr_capone
07-10-2008, 07:25 AM
Nice shoes!!!

Wanna f*ck?

FAX
07-10-2008, 07:27 AM
I'm not sure that Ms. luv's condition was Tequila induced. She wasn't even invisible, yet.

FAX

beach tribe
07-10-2008, 08:07 AM
I don't have top pick women up.

I just tell them I have a motercycle, and ask them to take a picture with me, with the camera I keep in my pocket for that perfect moment to take a picture of myself.

Then I beat off to it, and tell people "look at the chicks I'm bangin".

kindra68
07-10-2008, 08:47 AM
“Wanna go in halves on a bastard?” is one of my favorites.
Yes I have used it in a bar and yes it scared the guy so bad he walked around to the other side of the bar, finished his beer and left. The bartender and I thought it was funny as hell.

chasedude
07-10-2008, 09:23 AM
“Wanna go in halves on a bastard?” is one of my favorites.
Yes I have used it in a bar and yes it scared the guy so bad he walked around to the other side of the bar, finished his beer and left. The bartender and I thought it was funny as hell.

:LOL:LMAO

Redrum_69
07-23-2008, 07:37 AM
my best pickup line is:


"does your mom look as hot as you?"