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penguinz
07-11-2008, 08:29 AM
A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.

When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.

"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.

"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.

"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.

"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.

"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.

"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."

The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

Frazod
07-11-2008, 08:31 AM
34FF? I've got a bat that would like to cuddle up there, too. :drool:

Demonpenz
07-11-2008, 08:31 AM
In my experience. One or two drinks means hammered. Had nothing to drink means one or two drinks

blueballs
07-11-2008, 08:33 AM
the brush was too thick for sonar

Lzen
07-11-2008, 08:38 AM
This thread is worthless.............

Radar Chief
07-11-2008, 08:40 AM
34FF? I've got a bat that would like to cuddle up there, too. :drool:

:LOL: This was my first thought.

This thread is worthless.............

And this was my second. Actually it was, “Wait, lets see what she looks like before posting thought #1.”

Demonpenz
07-11-2008, 08:43 AM
The answer is simple....kill the batman

StcChief
07-11-2008, 09:00 AM
with those weapons, not likely the first bat they've seen.

Fire Me Boy!
07-11-2008, 09:01 AM
34FF? I don't even wanna think about those. Gross.

Saulbadguy
07-11-2008, 09:03 AM
34FF? I don't even wanna think about those. Gross.

Bra sizes in England are different than they are in America.

Redrum_69
07-11-2008, 09:03 AM
19 and 34FF

wtf

Fire Me Boy!
07-11-2008, 09:04 AM
Bra sizes in England are different than they are in America.

So... what's the equivalent here?

Redrum_69
07-11-2008, 09:04 AM
he must have got lost trying to find the bat cave

Donger
07-11-2008, 09:07 AM
So... what's the equivalent here?

Enormous. H, I think.

Saulbadguy
07-11-2008, 09:11 AM
Enjoy!

http://www.85b.org/bra_conv.php

Fire Me Boy!
07-11-2008, 09:12 AM
Enjoy!

http://www.85b.org/bra_conv.php

I'm guessing I probably shouldn't look at this during training.

Bill Lundberg
07-11-2008, 09:15 AM
34FF? I don't even wanna think about those. Gross.

Do you know how I know you're gay?

Bob Dole
07-11-2008, 09:15 AM
Enjoy!

http://www.85b.org/bra_conv.php


Anyone else notice that none of the conversion charts list an FF cup?

Fire Me Boy!
07-11-2008, 09:19 AM
Do you know how I know you're gay?

Because I don't like HUGE, flabby, saggy jugs of fat? Gimme a C-cup or smaller, please. They are firmer, perkier, and just nicer to look at.

Radar Chief
07-11-2008, 09:20 AM
Anyone else notice that none of the conversion charts list an FF cup?

Yes, but apparently "F" = "DDD". :eek:

Redrum_69
07-11-2008, 09:43 AM
All you old bats can barely handle your own wives, let alone a 19 year old.......

sedated
07-11-2008, 09:50 AM
Yes, but apparently "F" = "DDD". :eek:

common sense would tell us that means FF = DDDDDD

StcChief
07-11-2008, 09:57 AM
common sense would tell us that means FF = DDDDDD
I doubt that it a 'X 2' . Likely ~DDDD

seclark
07-11-2008, 10:04 AM
WOAH!!!
sin,

Saggysack
07-11-2008, 10:49 AM
34FF? I've got a bat that would like to cuddle up there, too. :drool:

What a guy. Way to take one for the team.

Chief Chief
07-11-2008, 11:06 AM
It looks like I'll have no choice but to provide her my complimentary visual review and hands-on and tongue-on inspections of the entire area of the bat's former haven to ensure she didn't get bitten.

sedated
07-11-2008, 11:16 AM
It looks like I'll have no choice but to provide her my complimentary visual review and hands-on and tongue-on inspections of the entire area of the bat's former haven to ensure she didn't get bitten.

its been scientifically proven that semen will neutralize bat venom.

Bill Lundberg
07-11-2008, 11:33 AM
Because I don't like HUGE, flabby, saggy jugs of fat? Gimme a C-cup or smaller, please. They are firmer, perkier, and just nicer to look at.

These JJ's (Jigantic Jugs) seem pretty nice to look at.

http://www.tragazorras.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/biggest_british_boobs_01.jpg

Fire Me Boy!
07-11-2008, 11:38 AM
These JJ's (Jigantic Jugs) seem pretty nice to look at.

http://www.tragazorras.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/biggest_british_boobs_01.jpg

Uh... I'm sure they won't look so nice 10 years from now. Just too damn big for my taste.

sedated
07-11-2008, 11:42 AM
These JJ's (Jigantic Jugs) seem pretty nice to look at.

well, she is holding them up.

(not saying i wouldn't cover them in baby batter though)

sedated
07-11-2008, 11:42 AM
look at the funbags on that hose hound

CoMoChief
07-11-2008, 12:04 PM
5 hours huh? She must be brain retarded or something.

I dont know about you but it would take a normal person around 2 seconds (maybe less) to realize something "living" is moving around inside your clothing, especially in a bra or underwear.

sedated
07-11-2008, 12:14 PM
5 hours huh? She must be brain retarded or something.

I dont know about you but it would take a normal person around 2 seconds (maybe less) to realize something "living" is moving around inside your clothing, especially in a bra or underwear.

she was drunk.

alanm
07-11-2008, 12:29 PM
34FF? I've got a bat that would like to cuddle up there, too. :drool:
Some nice big pillows, I don't blame the bat. ;)

Bill Lundberg
07-11-2008, 12:32 PM
look at the funbags on that hose hound


HOLY JEEZE I WANNA LICK EM!

Beerfund
07-11-2008, 01:34 PM
thats a huge bitch!

AustinChief
07-11-2008, 01:38 PM
I always find breast sizes to be very subjective... this girl claims 32FF ...

http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?ID=143390

..doesn't seem THAT ridiculous...

sedated
07-11-2008, 01:41 PM
thats a huge bitch!

a truly thought-provoking analysis

Beerfund
07-11-2008, 01:42 PM
a truly thought-provoking analysis

thanks mang

kstater
07-11-2008, 03:39 PM
English 34FF

Bill Lundberg
07-11-2008, 03:46 PM
English 34FF

Ewwww. Gross. Can't even think about it. Blech Blech BlechLMAO

kstater
07-11-2008, 03:46 PM
Ewwww. Gross. Can't even think about it. Blech Blech BlechLMAO

A hideous pair of tah-tah's.

Skip Towne
07-11-2008, 03:49 PM
Too big to be attractive.

Adept Havelock
07-11-2008, 03:50 PM
This thread is worthless.............

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1033246/Receptionist-stunned-baby-bat-living-BRA.html

OK.

Pestilence
07-11-2008, 04:14 PM
I'd hit it.

Thig Lyfe
07-11-2008, 05:34 PM
Now everybody's gonna call her Ol' Vampire Tits.

blueballs
07-11-2008, 05:39 PM
that's no fruit bat

AustinChief
07-11-2008, 06:11 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/08/article-1033246-01E1B35500000578-28_468x309.jpg
again.. not ridiculously big...

kstater
07-11-2008, 06:14 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/08/article-1033246-01E1B35500000578-28_468x309.jpg
again.. not ridiculously big...

Absolutely disgusting.:doh!:

FAX
07-11-2008, 07:07 PM
Those are some good-sized belfries.

FAX

Joie
07-11-2008, 07:19 PM
I still fail to understand how she didn't not notice a bat nesting in her ta-tas for five hours.

blueballs
07-11-2008, 07:32 PM
she's a numb tits

The Pedestrian
07-11-2008, 10:50 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1033246/Receptionist-stunned-baby-bat-living-BRA.html

OK.

Geez, that thing fills half the cup! She is hereby accused of stuffing until subustantial evidence proves otherwise.

Jayhawkerman2001
07-12-2008, 12:43 AM
:LOL: This was my first thought.



And this was my second. Actually it was, “Wait, lets see what she looks like before posting thought #1.”

yah, when i heard the size of them nockers the first thing that came to mind was "my god, that must be one fat ass woman..."

Jayhawkerman2001
07-12-2008, 12:48 AM
Because I don't like HUGE, flabby, saggy jugs of fat? Gimme a C-cup or smaller, please. They are firmer, perkier, and just nicer to look at.

AGREED!! Definitely agree with you big time. I get so pissed at my wife when she sits around the house with no bra on saying "Damnit, you're going to have saggy ta-tas by the age of 30. wear a fooking bra please!!"

Jayhawkerman2001
07-12-2008, 12:50 AM
look at the funbags on that hose hound

yah, he must work out

KcMizzou
07-12-2008, 01:03 AM
she's a numb tits
Indeed.

I'd still play with 'em for an hour or five.

KcMizzou
07-12-2008, 01:05 AM
yah, he must work outLMAO

Jayhawkerman2001
07-12-2008, 02:21 AM
LMAO

one of the greatest movies ever. so god damn quotable

Buehler445
07-12-2008, 09:56 AM
I'd **** her.

Subterranean Alien
07-12-2008, 01:31 PM
A bat in her bra, and she doesn't notice until after 5 hours? I question her sanity. It's not as if it were the size of a tick. I also like how she feels rather melancholy about disturbing the bat. Yeah, leave it in your bra, that's normal. ???????

Phobia
07-12-2008, 03:14 PM
If she didn't notice a bat in her bra, you could probably put a small child into your vagina.

HughC
07-12-2008, 05:10 PM
Story would have been better if her name was Robin rather than Abbie.

Thig Lyfe
07-12-2008, 05:15 PM
If she didn't notice a bat in her bra, you could probably put a small child into your vagina.

Now why would I want to go and do a thing like that?