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Bowser
07-13-2008, 01:51 PM
Do NOT fail at this request!

Begin.

Coach
07-13-2008, 01:52 PM
Do NOT fail at this request!

Begin.

Shut the hell up before I kick your ass! :D

Bugeater
07-13-2008, 01:52 PM
4321

Bowser
07-13-2008, 01:53 PM
Shut the hell up before I kick your ass! :D

Don't make me get your wife to chew you out about (insert topic here).


I am NOT entertained! FAIL!

NEXT!!

Bowser
07-13-2008, 01:54 PM
4321

That's actually pretty entertaining coming from a guy from Nebraska. Well done.

Coach
07-13-2008, 01:54 PM
Don't make me get your wife to chew you out about (insert topic here).


I am NOT entertained! FAIL!

NEXT!!

Forget you! Don't make me get your mom to chew your ass out about (insert topic here)

You are entertained! PASS!

BigVE
07-13-2008, 01:55 PM
<object width="425" height="344">Here is a "little" something for ya'.

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iOOQIXW67w0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></object>

blueballs
07-13-2008, 01:55 PM
My summer vacation pic
**** you bass outfiters

Bugeater
07-13-2008, 01:55 PM
That's actually pretty entertaining coming from a guy from Nebraska. Well done.
We're easily entertained up here.

dj56dt58
07-13-2008, 01:56 PM
count to 15 million..let me know when your done and i'll find something else

Bowser
07-13-2008, 01:59 PM
<object width="425" height="344">Here is a "little" something for ya'.

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iOOQIXW67w0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></object>

Good ****.

Bwana
07-13-2008, 01:59 PM
Heh ;)

OnTheWarpath58
07-13-2008, 02:00 PM
Shameless plug...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CD9LeIxQhD0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CD9LeIxQhD0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Bowser
07-13-2008, 02:01 PM
Heh ;)

I am entertained. WINNAH!

Bowser
07-13-2008, 02:04 PM
My summer vacation pic
**** you bass outfiters

I had no idea you're from Cuba.

noa
07-13-2008, 02:10 PM
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:355506

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-13-2008, 02:15 PM
Always good for a laugh

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A8QFMe6Uz3Q&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A8QFMe6Uz3Q&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Bowser
07-13-2008, 02:16 PM
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:355506

LMAO

Thig Lyfe
07-13-2008, 02:30 PM
A JOKE:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Poop
Poop who?
Don't have a last name. Just Poop.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
Well, then. What do you want?
Just want to talk to you about the Lord for a minute. Have you found--
(slams door)

Demonpenz
07-13-2008, 04:40 PM
I came up with a joke this weekend prepelled by the fact of the use of the phrase "hit it and quit it"

Wasn't it easier to hit it and quit it in the 80's, before txt messages and cell phones, all you had to do was hit it, then go outside.

luv
07-13-2008, 04:53 PM
Not now. I have a headache.

luv
07-13-2008, 05:02 PM
Slow evening on the Planet, I see.

Simply Red
07-13-2008, 05:05 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JKvHH07IUH8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JKvHH07IUH8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Subterranean Alien
07-13-2008, 05:09 PM
Where's Nick Lowry when you need him?

Subterranean Alien
07-13-2008, 05:10 PM
Nevermind.

Simply Red
07-13-2008, 05:11 PM
Nevermind.

shut up noob!

Simply Red
07-13-2008, 05:11 PM
Nevermind.

Never mind is two words.

Bowser
07-13-2008, 05:13 PM
Not now. I have a headache.

No excuses. You'll entertain me and like it.

Simply Red
07-13-2008, 05:14 PM
No excuses. You'll entertain me and like it.

Hey bowser,

do you know how to create a thread. I cant wait!!!

Bowser
07-13-2008, 05:14 PM
Never mind is two words.

(psst, you forgot to go with regular font for your alter identity, Red)

Simply Red
07-13-2008, 05:15 PM
(psst, you forgot to go with regular font for your alter identity, Red)

i dont know why you choose to call me red. maniac!

Bowser
07-13-2008, 05:16 PM
Hey bowser,

do you know how to create a thread. I cant wait!!!

It's overrated.

Bwana
07-13-2008, 05:20 PM
(psst, you forgot to go with regular font for your alter identity, Red)

LMAO

Busted

luv
07-13-2008, 05:21 PM
No excuses. You'll entertain me and like it.

Alright, but you can't make me like it.

Simply Red
07-13-2008, 05:24 PM
It's overrated.

meet me in the poker room.

Bowser
07-13-2008, 05:41 PM
Alright, but you can't make me like it.

Heh. A challenge.

BigVE
07-13-2008, 05:54 PM
Much better than the last one.

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Bowser
07-13-2008, 05:55 PM
Now that's what I'm talking about! Well done!

kstater
07-13-2008, 06:18 PM
Do they not have locker rooms at tennis matches?

Bowser
07-13-2008, 06:28 PM
Do they not have locker rooms at tennis matches?

Sure, but they don't have hundreds of people available in the locker room to gawk at her cooch while she changes underwear.

blueballs
07-14-2008, 10:19 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/forums/f2/fullback-223466.html

Demonpenz
07-15-2008, 07:43 AM
There is a long line of events that can be only happen to me. One is skiiing in the ozarks when my shorts came off and I was left yelling at the group watching "MY ASS IS HANGING OUT"
(hey it was either my pants falling down or not getting on on ski's) The latest in a long line of shit that only happens to me is I got in trouble for shaking a vending machine. I can't help it A7 looked so good and it my Uncle Ray's Pork Snacks were hanging in the balance, Hanging the way snacks in vending machines hang when they get stuck. So I shook it. And I got in trouble. I shook it like an electronic shaking machine. Oh well. Then I went to the royals game and got told to move my car a couple times. It never fails too. I will go "Yeah I paid 9 dollars to park" then the next person will go "why didn't you park in the clarion... it will save you money" I already know because of my luck I should just pay the money because my car will be towed or something crazy will happen. Like people will vandilize my car by filling it up with pancake batter. Ok so that wouldn't be so much vandilizing my car..... that would just be filling it up with awesome. I had fun with my dad at the game. We have been too 7 or 6 games this year. each time you have a chance to see something special. It irks me that more people are there for the tshirts, and to Text message, and yap than actually watch the game, but it's probably only 4 or 5 on my annoyance meter. I made a guide on the annoying meter

1. getting passed on highway
2. getting cut off on high way
3. Dropping Cheeto's hot fries on highway
4. People who say chilaxin
5. My dvr doesn't record dirty jobs
6. Snacks not falling from vending machine
7. people not watching the royals loose
8. hang nails
9: EMU's
10: atchison kansas